Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 241 "The Three Musketeers' Pampering: Foolish Granny Liu Can't Escape"

"What's the problem?" Nanfeng asked, feigning ignorance.

"hehe……"

Ziqiao smirked and pointed at the manuscript, protesting, "Are you sure this thing is a novel?"

"certainly."

"I don't believe it, no one would write such an outrageous novel."

Ziqiao turned to the first page and began to read it aloud, word by word.

[I don't know if you've ever heard of the legendary Three Musketeers of the Grasslands, let me tell you about them.]

His name is Lazy Sheep, a genius swordsman who appeared like a comet. He wields a magical soft sword, and his swordsmanship is ever-changing and unpredictable.

Everyone on the entire Green Green Grassland feared Lazy Sheep, fearing his ethereal and beautiful swordsmanship that killed like smoke and clouds.

However, few people know that Lazy Sheep's most terrifying weapon isn't his sword, but his laughter.

Even the celestial capital of Baiyun would fall into the mortal world because of Lazy Sheep's smile.

Ziqiao finished reading the introduction expressionlessly, then awkwardly rubbed his slightly flushed face.

Nanfeng said with a smile, "Why did you stop reading? There are still two swordsmen to be introduced."

"Isn't this part ridiculous enough?"

He glanced sideways at Nanfeng: "With such an absurd beginning, you're actually telling me this thing is a novel?"

Who writes a novel that features Lazy Sheep as the main character?

"You're obviously someone who only knows how to pick up girls and never reads novels," Nanfeng said matter-of-factly. "This is fan fiction. Fan fiction is about creating derivative works based on existing diverse works."

"Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf is a national-level animation, so it's not surprising that there are fan fictions about it."

"I know!"

Although Ziqiao doesn't read novels much, he still understands these concepts.

It's not like I haven't dated girlfriends who write online novels before.

"But isn't your derivative work a bit too outrageous?"

Ziqiao pointed at the manuscript and said angrily, "Whose Three Musketeers of the Grasslands are Lazy Sheep and Bald Qiang...?"

"There's also an Orange Blossom scent?!"

"What's the problem?"

Nanfeng grinned mischievously and said, "Don't you think their three names rhyme?"

"Their names rhyme, but their species is absurd!"

Ziqiao thought for a long time but still couldn't figure out how a sheep, a person, and a piece of fruit could be put together.

"You just don't understand."

Nanfeng said with a grin, "If a fanfiction only focuses on one anime, you can only attract fans of that anime. But if you create a whole bunch of different things, you can attract a lot more fans."

Ziqiao shook his head: "I still can't believe there's such a ridiculous novel... You didn't just write this yourself, did you?"

"I don't have the writing skills, nor do I have the time."

Seeing that Ziqiao didn't believe him, Nanfeng took out his phone and showed it to Ziqiao.

"Take a look for yourself, this novel is quite popular."

Ziqiao suspiciously took the phone and glanced at it, then was instantly stunned: "The Three Musketeers' Pampered Love, Foolish Granny Liu Can't Escape," by Sweet Potato Pigeon...

"This novel actually exists!"

"Is this supposed to be a romance novel?!"

Ziqiao flipped through the manuscript in his hand in surprise. He had been too excited when he flipped through it and hadn't seen Liu Laolao's scenes.

But after flipping through it a few more times, he looked up at Nanfeng and said, "Wait a minute, I flipped through it but I didn't see Granny Liu. Isn't she the female lead?"

"Who told you she's the female lead?"

Nanfeng's eyes widened: "Grandma Liu is the big villain, okay? Otherwise, why would she say 'Stupid Grandma Liu, don't even think about escaping'?"

"The manuscript you have only has a few chapters; the main villain doesn't appear this early."

Ziqiao's lips twitched uncontrollably; he had a bad feeling: "The 'Three Musketeers' favor' refers to..."

"Of course, it's about letting the three of them pamper the other two; that's what we call a love triangle."

Nanfeng patted Ziqiao on the shoulder: "Young Master Lü, it seems you have been abandoned by the times."

"Male-centric dramas are all the rage now, they're really popular, okay?"

"The three of them...do they spoil each other?"

In his inner world, Ziqiao looked at the oranges on the table, the sheep bleating with its head down at his feet, and the paper cutout of Bald Qiang behind him.

Are the three of you doting on each other?

Now you'd better spoil her a little!

[As soon as Ziqiao finished speaking, he saw the sheep next to him banging its head against the paper cutout of Bald Qiang behind it.]

[And coincidentally, the sheep's height was exactly the same as the thigh of the paper-cut Bald Qiang.]

【then……】

[Ziqiao slapped his forehead with a loud thud.]

Ziqiao snapped out of his reverie and couldn't help but shiver.

If I were to actually write a version of this bizarre novel, my friends in the group would laugh at me to death.

"Um, godfather..."

Ziqiao knelt down with a fawning expression and began massaging Nanfeng's legs: "For the sake of our father-son bond, could you please get me a different script for the voiceover?"

Nanfeng squinted his eyes and said with a look of enjoyment, "Hmm, it's still my son Fengxian who massages my legs the best."

"Yes, yes, Godfather is right."

Ziqiao lowered his head and gave a wry smile, but when he looked up again, he had a fawning expression on his face: "So, about exchanging notebooks..."

"No way, forget it!"

"Hey, that's not fair."

Ziqiao complained, "I've been calling you 'godfather' for so long, you should at least give me something in return."

Nanfeng paused for a moment, then hesitantly patted Ziqiao's head.

"My son Fengxian is so obedient."

Lu Ziqiao: ...

Who wants this kind of reaction from you!

Seeing Ziqiao's exasperated yet still smiling expression, Nanfeng laughed heartily: "Just kidding."

He opened a drawer in the cabinet and took out a stack of manuscripts: "Choose one yourself."

"Nanfeng, I knew you were the kindest-hearted one."

Ziqiao excitedly flipped through the manuscript, but the smile on his face quickly faded.

He gritted his teeth and said to Nanfeng, "Among all these notebooks of yours, is there even one that's a normal novel?"

Nanfeng shrugged: "You haven't even finished reading it, how do you know it's not there?"

"hehe……"

Ziqiao picked up a manuscript and started reading it aloud.

[Hahahaha... Chrysanthemum Hero, today is your death day!]

The Peach Blossom Monster, soaring straight to the heavens, grinned menacingly.

With a flick of her wrist, countless peach petals fell like snowflakes.

[The heavily wounded Chrysanthemum Hero, lying on the ground, saw the Peach Blossom Monster unleash the legendary "Three Lives, Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms," and he barely managed to prop himself up, his body covered in wounds.]

【Peach Blossom Monster, as long as I'm here, you won't be able to harm anyone in this beautiful world!】

[As Chrysanthemum Hero declared his righteousness, he stood up, his anus contracting violently.]

【puff!】

A deafening, tearing sound rang out as Chrysanthemum Hero, propelled by the airflow between his legs, shot up into the clouds like a rocket, resolutely facing the ten-mile peach blossom attack whose power rivaled that of a falling moon and stars.

[Chrysanthemum Hero twisted his waist, and the invisible air gushing from his anus began to swirl into a long, yellowish-brown whip, which lashed out at Peach Blossom Monster...]

"vomit……"

Ziqiao slammed the manuscript onto the table and began to dry heave repeatedly.

He gritted his teeth and asked, "Why is the peach blossom in Peach Blossom Monster's name a real peach blossom, while the chrysanthemum in Chrysanthemum Hero's name is just that kind of chrysanthemum?"

Nanfeng shrugged: "I'm not the author, why are you asking me?"

"Is there really a need for this kind of novel to be recorded as an audiobook?" Ziqiao couldn't help but wonder.

Nanfeng chuckled lightly: "What if I told you that this book, 'Chrysanthemum Knight vs. Peach Blossom Monster,' can not only be recorded as an audiobook, but its film rights have already been sold?"

"How is this possible!" Ziqiao exclaimed in surprise, "It's...it's this Chrysanthemum Hero?"

He picked up the manuscript on the table, flipped through it carefully again, and confirmed once more that all of the Chrysanthemum Hero's abilities were achieved through chrysanthemums.

"How can a movie be made about a protagonist with such disgusting attack methods?"

"So the film company reversed the roles, making it 'Peach Blossom Knight vs. Chrysanthemum Monster,' which aligns with the 'beauty is justice' theory prevalent in the film and television industry in recent years."

Ziqiao clicked his tongue in admiration and said, "I knew it was these people in the film and television industry who knew how to play the game. This movie is probably not for money laundering."

"Who knows? Anyway, the movie has only just been greenlit, and who knows when it will be released."

Ziqiao tossed aside "Chrysanthemum Knight vs. Peach Blossom Monster" with disdain, and then started searching through the stack of manuscripts for a novel that was somewhat readable.

As a result, he was repeatedly horrified by the sight of such things.

The petite Liu Yue'e hugged Liu Ruyan, who was squatting on the ground sobbing, with a look of heartache on her face. She choked out as she spoke.

Sister, although you killed our parents, lost my child, drove my mother-in-law insane, and even violated me by those beasts.

But you are, after all, my only family in this world. As long as you sincerely repent, I will forgive you just like I did the previous thirteen times.

Ziqiao disdainfully threw the manuscript on the ground: "What kind of novel is this? The female lead is such a saintly, innocent white lotus?"

"Parents died, child was lost, mother-in-law went mad, daughter-in-law was violated."

Nanfeng disdainfully kicked the manuscript aside: "This is called a realistic rural melodrama novel, usually a commissioned work by film and television companies."

Ziqiao continued flipping through the manuscripts, having already given up on the possibility of finding a normal novel among Nanfeng's stack of manuscripts.

It's really quite something that Nanfeng collected these bizarre novels just to prank himself.

Ziqiao is now eager to see just how bizarre these novels can be.

Long Aotian gazed deeply at the woman before him and said in a deep voice.

Woman, your eyes are clear and captivating, your hands are gentle and delicate, your heart is crystal clear; you are my life partner.

[Liu Ruyan lay on top of Long Aotian, looking at the man she both loved and hated, and spoke emotionally.]

[Little Dragon, your arms are strong and powerful, your chest is broad and majestic, your skin is impervious to knives and spears; you are my future support.]

"vomit……"

Ziqiao gagged, "This little word is disgusting, but for some reason it sounds strangely familiar."

He thought about it but still couldn't figure out when he had heard those lyrics before.

"Little Dragon? Bah!" Zi Qiao said, feeling nauseous.

Ziqiao continued to flip through it roughly, and everything was exactly as he had expected.

Each novel is a heavyweight character capable of making him a laughing stock.

"So, have you made your selection?" Nanfeng said with a smile. "I can assure you that these novels are indeed part of our studio's project."

However, these bizarre novels are usually dubbed using AI.

Nanfeng smiled smugly to himself.

Ziqiao hesitated for a long time, but finally picked up the book "The Three Musketeers' Pampered Favor, the Foolish Granny Liu Can't Escape".

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)