Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 251 Schrödinger's Little Wan

Everyone was stunned upon hearing this. If what Nanfeng said was true, and Xiaowan was indeed in the restroom just now, just not the women's restroom, then she...

No, shouldn't we call him now?

Ziqiao suddenly realized: "I was wondering why I had no impression of this beautiful woman at all. It turns out that my beauty detection radar automatically blocked her out."

Meijia and Curry Sauce exchanged a glance; hearing Nanfeng's guess only made them more frightened.

If things were really as Nanfeng guessed, they would rather they had encountered a ghost.

Curry Sauce opened her phone and checked Xiao Wan's information again. Then she cried out, "Sister Meijia, Xiao Wan's profile on the Love Apartment dating website doesn't say whether he/she is male or female."

Youyou snapped her fingers: "If you don't have something to hide, why blur your gender?"

"I think Nanfeng's guess makes a lot of sense; TV dramas always have these kinds of plot twists."

Mika angrily bit the lollipop in her mouth and crushed it: "Reality isn't a TV drama, anyway, I don't believe it."

"Xiao Wan looks so pretty, and her figure is even better than mine, how could she possibly be a boy!"

Nanfeng reminded her, "Meijia, cosmetic surgery technology has advanced a lot these days."

"There's a plastic surgery hospital near our apartment. They not only have excellent technology and service, but they also offer a 40% discount on breast augmentation right now."

"Is it really that good?" Youyou, whose figure was comparable to Mika's, widened her eyes.

She looked down at her flat-chested figure, clearly somewhat tempted.

I just don't know what it feels like to have breast augmentation.

Nanfeng laughed and said, "One twist after another, two twists and turns make it sixty twists."

Ziqiao glanced disdainfully at Meijia's flat figure: "With a figure like yours, any random guy could fit a few pads of foam in his pants and still be bigger than you. Does that prove Xiaowan is a girl?"

"Lu Ziqiao, you bastard!"

Meijia was already unwilling to accept the possibility that Xiaowan was a boy, and at this critical juncture, Ziqiao even dared to mock her figure again.

This guy is practically asking for trouble!

Enraged, Meijia punched Lu Ziqiao, a powerful and domineering punch that startled Youyou who was standing nearby.

"Ziqiao, are you alright?"

With a pained expression, Youyou helped Ziqiao up, who had been knocked to the ground by Meijia's punch. She gave Meijia a reproachful look: "Even if Ziqiao is wrong, how could you hit him just because you disagreed with him?"

Nanfeng whispered to Youyou, "I forgot to tell you something. Meijia is not only Ziqiao's roommate, but also his ex-girlfriend. They moved into Love Apartment together back then."

Before Nanfeng could finish speaking, Youyou changed her tune: "Then it's alright."

"Meijia, hit me as hard as you want, don't hold back."

It can only be said that Youyou truly deserves to be called a professional actress from Sichuan; her face-changing skills are far more proficient than Lu Ziqiao's.

In fact, she knew how utterly depraved and contemptible her nephew was in matters of the heart.

If Ziqiao hadn't been the only male in their family, he would have been killed by his thirteen aunts long ago.

So even though Nanfeng only touched on the subject and didn't say a single bad word about Qiao, Youyou had already imagined a shocking and tragic love story in her mind.

Specific elements include, but are not limited to: bickering lovers, on-again, off-again relationships, starting something and then abandoning it...

Wanwan resembles Qing, a scheming female supporting character, the white moonlight returns to the country...

Car accident, leukemia, amnesia, the grudges and love affairs between two generations, and lovers who end up as siblings...

Just that one fleeting thought in Youyou's mind is a masterpiece that can be described as the culmination of all the melodramatic and tragic love stories from China, Japan, and South Korea.

Perhaps besides being an actress, Youyou also has unique talent in screenwriting.

"Let's not talk about that for now, let's continue with Xiao Wan's matter." Mei Jia clapped her hands.

Having just punched Ziqiao, she has now calmed down.

Meijia pointed to Guangu and Xiaowan in the distance: "Look, Guangu is chatting and laughing with Xiaowan right now. If Xiaowan really is a boy, how could he not tell?"

Nanfeng listened intently for a moment, then said with great certainty, "It's a falsetto; Xiaowan used a falsetto."

He paused, then continued, "Although I can't tell right now whether Xiao Wan is a boy pretending to be a girl or just a mature woman changing her voice to a loli voice, I can guarantee that his/her original voice was definitely deeper and more resonant than it is now."

Meijia nodded. She had seen Nanfeng tease Zeng Xiaoxian by imitating Lisa's voice more than once, so it was reasonable that other boys in the world could produce female voices that were completely indistinguishable from genuine ones.

Meijia and Curry Sauce still refused to believe the possibility proposed by Nanfeng.

You should know that when Meijia and Curry Sauce took on this task, they made all sorts of guarantees and assurances to Guangu.

The two of them even made a pledge, saying they would definitely find Guan Gu a satisfactory date.

After finally finding Xiao Wan, Mei Jia and Curry Sauce boasted and guaranteed her in front of Guangu, praising her to the skies, almost as if she were an angel.

Now, they want Meijia and Curry Sauce to believe that after carefully selecting and choosing for so long, they actually picked out a little boy for Guangu?

Don't those two women have any dignity left?

How will the two of them face Guan Gu in the future?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Curry Sauce asked pitifully, "Teacher Nanfeng, are you sure Xiaowan is really a boy?"

Nanfeng shrugged: "I'm just offering a possibility. As for whether this Xiaowan is a man or a woman, a human or a ghost, I don't know."

If Nanfeng had listened carefully just now, he could have determined which restroom Xiaowan was in by her voice.

However, even though Nanfeng has exceptional hearing, he is clearly not so abnormal as to pay special attention to the sounds coming from the toilet. In fact, he subconsciously ignores and blocks out any sounds coming from the direction of the toilet.

A silence fell over the crowd.

They can only confirm that Xiao Wan wasn't in the women's restroom earlier, and that she was using a falsetto, based on Youyou's testimony and Nanfeng's judgment. However, they don't have a complete chain of evidence to confirm whether he/she is male or female.

If she were a woman, then everyone would be worrying for nothing.

As long as they don't tell Guan Gu and Xiao Wan, they can completely pretend this never happened.

But if he were a man...

Everyone looked at Guan Gu Shenqi, a shy and innocent young man with a face full of peach blossoms, and sighed helplessly.

This is truly a terrible thing.

Youyou suggested, "Why don't we tell Guan Gu about this possibility directly and let him find out for himself?"

"No!"

Meijia objected, saying, "If Xiaowan were a girl, how awkward would it be for Guangu to ask such a question? There would definitely be no follow-up between them then."

Nanfeng also shook his head and said, "If Xiaowan were a boy, he would not have openly told Guan Gu about his gender from the beginning, and he even used a falsetto to cover up his male identity."

"Even if Guan Gu asked him in this situation, he would absolutely not admit it."

Ziqiao thought for a moment and said, "How about we have Guangu invite Xiaowan to a hotel room? That way, Guangu can see her..."

"Ugh..." the crowd scoffed.

"I mean, what did you think I was going to show Guan Gu when I saw his/her ID card?!"

Ziqiao looked helpless: "What kind of person do you guys take me for?!"

Youyou patted Ziqiao on the shoulder: "Even though I'm your aunt, sometimes I don't treat you like a human being."

"You're absolutely right, Youyou!"

Meijia excitedly gave Youyou a high five; sometimes, friendships between girls are just that inexplicable.

Ziqiao looked at Nanfeng helplessly, and Nanfeng could only shrug: "You can't afford to offend either of these two ladies, so you'd better just bear with it."

"That's true..." Ziqiao sighed. He was always able to be flexible and adaptable.

"Speaking of which, what do you guys think of my idea?" Ziqiao asked.

Nanfeng shook his head: "Guan Gu isn't you, how could he just casually take someone to a hotel room?"

"If their relationship has really reached the point where they can book a hotel room, and if Xiao Wan is really a man, then Guan Gu is in real trouble."

Meijia also said timidly, "Before we confirm Xiaowan's gender, it's best not to tell Guangu about this, so as not to affect their date."

Ziqiao chuckled and said, "Are you afraid of losing face in front of Guangu?"

Meijia glared at Ziqiao fiercely.

You think you're so smart!

Why can't you learn from Nanfeng and keep quiet even when you see through something?

"What should we do then?"

Curry Sauce muttered, "You can't tell from their face, you can't tell from their voice, and they might even have breast implants."

"We can't exactly pull down Xiaowan's pants to examine her body, can we?"

A moment of silence fell over everyone.

Nanfeng also complained, "What kind of Schrödinger's Xiao Wan is this?"

According to quantum mechanics, before pulling down Xiaowan's pants, his/her gender was in a superposition of male and female.

Only after pulling down Xiaowan's pants for observation can this superposition state collapse into a definite gender.

Of course, the above are all purely physical theories. Obviously, such a magical attack would not apply if someone actually brought Walmart shopping bags of 97 different genders.

"What?"

Seeing everyone looking at him with a puzzled expression, Nanfeng complained, "Doesn't any of you know about Schrödinger's cat?"

These four individuals, whose highest academic qualifications couldn't even amount to a single bachelor's degree, and who were all academically challenged and disliked studying, shook their heads in dismay.

"Alright, let's skip this theory for now."

Nanfeng was also a little embarrassed to explain to them what "Schrödinger's Xiaowan" meant. He thought for a moment and said, "Although I can't determine Xiaowan's gender, I can determine his/her original voice."

Nanfeng paused, then shrugged and said, "If we disregard the low probability that she might be a girl with a man's voice, we should be able to determine her gender."

I'm coming

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