Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 271 The Birthday Party That Is About to Begin

Love Apartment.

At this moment, the corridor on the sixth floor is decorated with large red balloons and red flowers, and the large table that was not used at the elevator entrance has been put back up and is full of sumptuous food.

Exhausted, Zeng Xiaoxian hunched over, leaning against the wall and clutching his aching back, sighing repeatedly, "Finally, it's done..."

He looked up at the sky and complained bitterly, "I'm exhausted today."

"But Teacher Zeng...you didn't do anything, okay?"

Curry Sauce, who was resting to the side, muttered, "You only did a few things and then you were exhausted. You just stood there and gave instructions, while Meijia and I did all the rest of the work."

Even Sister Yifei, who rushes home after get off work, does more than you.

"You're just a kid, what do you know!"

Zeng Xiaoxian retorted without even blinking, "Do you think commanding only requires talking? Commanding requires using your brain. I'm a mental athlete, okay?"

"Curry, don't listen to his nonsense. That jerk is just being pretentious," Yifei said slowly, leaning back in her chair with her eyes closed.

She then opened her eyes and looked around at the overly rustic birthday party, her heart and eyes filled with disgust.

This birthday party may seem hasty at first glance, but upon closer inspection, you'll find...

This is even worse than it looked at at first glance!

"And Zeng Xiaoxian, look at the birthday party you arranged! These balloons are so red and tacky."

"And these fake big red flowers, each one uglier than the last, some even have all their petals fallen off."

"Those who know us are celebrating Nanfeng's birthday, but those who don't might think it's a rural wedding if we put a '囍' character on the wall."

Zeng Xiaoxian argued, "It's not that we're short on time; we just have to keep things simple."

"Besides, where in our supermarkets do you still buy balloons and artificial flowers? These are leftover defective products from Tiezhu and Erniu's wedding."

"But this is so poorly made!" Yifei complained.

This birthday party doesn't look like it's been prepared for days, otherwise...

I think I should just blind Nanfeng so he can't see all this nonsense.

"Oh, it's just a birthday celebration. The thought is what counts. Nanfeng wouldn't expect us to throw a five-star hotel banquet."

Zeng Xiaoxian straightened up and looked at Yifei arrogantly.

"And... Xiaofei, who gave you permission to speak to me in that tone?"

Yifei raised an eyebrow. Her first reaction was not anger, but shock.

"You bastard Zeng, who dared to speak to me like that?"

Instead of backing down, Zeng Xiaoxian said smugly, "So what if I talk to you like this?"

"Go ahead and bite me!"

Anyone would find Zeng Xiaoxian's current despicable behavior intolerable, let alone the hot-tempered Hu Yifei.

Yifei cracked her wrists and said with a sinister grin.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, haven't you tasted the flavor of 'Flicking Flash' in too long?"

"Don't think I won't beat you up just because it's Nanfeng's birthday today!"

Zeng Xiaoxian puffed out his chest and cheekily leaned in, saying, "Go ahead and hit me! Go ahead and hit me!"

Seeing that Yifei was about to get up and throw a punch, he quickly retreated and said.

"Don't forget, I'm the biggest contributor today."

"If I hadn't remembered Nanfeng's birthday, you, Hu Yifei, would have been in big trouble."

Xiao Xian threatened in a cheeky tone, "If you dare to bully me, I'll tell Nanfeng everything when he gets back."

"So, how long do you think you'll be on his little black book then?"

"Zeng Xiaoxian, you!"

Hu Yifei was furious, but she still sat down angrily.

"That's more like it."

Seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian nodded in satisfaction: "Xiao Fei, as the biggest contributor today, shouldn't you give me a shoulder massage and a leg massage?"

Seeing this smug woman's smug expression, Yifei was so angry she wanted to bite her teeth.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, Nanfeng doesn't have a birthday every day."

Hu Yifei's eyes were full of threat and warning.

"I know."

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled and said, "That's why I'm taking this opportunity to enjoy myself."

As for Hu Yifei's revenge tomorrow...

It doesn't matter, I'm used to being taught a lesson anyway.

However, such opportunities to make Hu Yifei humble herself are rare.

If we miss this opportunity, who knows when we'll get another chance?

I must make the most of her!

"good……"

Yifei squeezed out the word through gritted teeth.

She approached Zeng Xiaoxian with a sinister grin, wishing she could just snap his neck.

However, even with these thoughts in mind, Yifei gently placed her soft, boneless hands on Xiaoxian's shoulders and began to massage them.

[You bastard Zeng, you just wait!]

"Comfortable……"

Xiao Xian squinted as he enjoyed Yi Fei's service, then let out a sly laugh.

"Wow... is this really something we can see without spending any money?"

Curry Sauce's eyes widened.

Meijia even picked up her phone to record a video, but Yifei stopped her with a fierce look.

Seeing that Yifei was completely obedient to Teacher Zeng at this moment, Meijia clicked her tongue in amazement and said, "I thought Nanfeng wouldn't care much about birthdays, but judging from this, it seems that forgetting his birthday is a very serious matter."

"Well, it's perfectly normal for Nanfeng to occasionally act a little abnormally in some normal things."

While massaging Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulders, Yifei explained, "Nanfeng, Zhanbo, and I have almost never forgotten each other's birthdays since we were little."

Even during the three years he ran away from home, he never forgot to send us birthday gifts.

"If I forget his birthday, I really have nothing to say if he really wants to cause me trouble."

"Hey Fei-jie, why did you almost forget Teacher Nanfeng's birthday this time?" Curry Sauce asked.

Yifei said helplessly, "He ran away from home for three whole years before. During those three years, he did send us birthday presents, but even if Zhanbo and I wanted to celebrate his birthday, we couldn't find him."

"We haven't celebrated his birthday for three years, so it's normal that we forgot this year out of habit."

Meijia nodded, and sighed wistfully, "It's good that no matter what, Nanfeng still has someone to celebrate his birthday with."

"Unlike me, nobody remembers my birthday except for text messages from various banks and China Mobile."

Yifei said enthusiastically, "Meijia, we can celebrate your birthday too!"

Meijia shook her head, looking mournful: "My birthday is just two days before Valentine's Day, but this year my birthday falls after the Lunar New Year, and we've all gone home to celebrate the New Year."

"My mom is busy making money and has no time for me, let alone celebrating my birthday."

She tugged at her clothes and muttered, "It's not like I haven't mentioned this to my mom, but she says that a daughter's birth is a mother's day of suffering, and she's already being kind by not asking me for a gift."

Upon hearing this, everyone was at a loss for words. Meijia's birthday this year was indeed quite unfortunate, falling on the day after the eve of the Lunar New Year.

Curry Sauce looked down at the calendar: "Sister Meijia, it's okay, I can wait until after your birthday before going home."

Mika patted Curry Sauce's head with emotion: "Our little Curry is still the best."

"Two days before Valentine's Day?"

Zeng Xiaoxian stroked his chin and tentatively asked, "0212?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

Zeng Xiaoxian slapped his thigh: "Isn't this Ziqiao's phone password?"

Meijia was taken aback: "Are you sure?"

We've broken up and gotten back together so many times. Every year I'm the one nagging him for a birthday present, but he either doesn't give me one or gives me some random, nonsensical things.

How could someone like him possibly remember his own birthday?

"I'm sure, it was Ziqiao who told me this during the last test of virtue," Zeng Xiaoxian replied decisively.

Mika wanted to say something more, but then she saw Curry Sauce staring at the elevator numbers as they kept rising until it finally stopped on the sixth floor. She quickly urged, "Someone's going up to the sixth floor."

So Mika and Curry quickly picked up the banner at their feet, and as soon as the south wind returned, they immediately unfurled the banner.

Yifei and Xiaoxian quickly picked up the firecrackers from the ground.

The elevator doors opened, and Zhanbo and Wanyu looked at the group of people who were beaming with joy, then looked up at the sea of red that filled the corridor. The expressions on their faces were quite interesting.

As the two stepped out of the elevator, Wanyu asked hesitantly, "Isn't tonight Nanfeng's birthday party? It feels like Nanfeng is going back to his hometown to get married?"

Upon hearing this, Yifei glared fiercely at Zeng Xiaoxian: "I knew this birthday party was like something out of 'Country Love Story'!"

Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head sheepishly: "Just bear with it, just bear with it."

Actually, Xiaoxian thought this birthday party was pretty good.

Look how festive this is!

Curry Sauce, with her sharp eyes, spotted the cake in Wanyu's hand: "Wanyu, you bought a birthday cake?"

Wanyu held up the cake and said happily, "Yes, you called too late to let me know, so I didn't have time to choose a birthday present. I could only buy a birthday cake as a token of my appreciation."

"But we've already bought the birthday cake."

Curry Sauce pointed to the huge birthday cake on the table as she spoke.

"ah."

Wanyu looked at the large cake in her hand: "What about this one?"

Meijia waved her hand: "It's okay, you can share the leftovers with Xiao Hei and Zhenzi downstairs."

"All right."

Zhanbo looked up and asked Yifei, "Sis, didn't you ask when Nanfeng is coming back?"

"I didn't ask. Nanfeng is a very shrewd person. If I ask too many questions, he will definitely realize what's going on, and then there will be no surprise."

"Anyway, Nanfeng always comes home before 7 p.m., so let's wait until he gets back and experience this surprise for himself."

Zhanbo and Wanyu hesitated to speak after hearing Yifei's reply. In fact, they both felt that there was no need to hide this hasty and inexplicably funny birthday party.

"Here they come, someone else is coming up to the sixth floor," Mika suddenly said.

So everyone looked expectantly towards the elevator entrance.

Ziqiao whistled as he stepped out of the elevator, and he was startled when he saw the room full of red.

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow: "Whose wedding is it today?"

"So hasty!"

When everyone saw that it was Ziqiao, they sat down with disappointed expressions.

"Hey, what's going on?" Ziqiao was completely confused.

Curry Sauce then told Zi Qiao everything.

Ziqiao nodded repeatedly, then sat down in his chair and crossed his legs: "So today is Nanfeng's birthday..."

"So what gifts did you all prepare for Nanfeng?"

Curry Sauce shook her head: "We're all busy preparing for the birthday party, there's no time to prepare birthday presents."

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly had a brilliant idea: "I can give Nanfeng a super limited edition autographed photo of myself as a birthday gift."

Everyone: (⊙﹏⊙)

"Heh." Hu Yifei laughed even more contemptuously.

Meijia crossed her arms and looked at Ziqiao with disdain: "We didn't prepare a birthday present, but that's not a question for you, Young Master Lü, to ask us."

"Why isn't it my turn to ask?"

Ziqiao replied matter-of-factly, "I've prepared a gift."

Everyone looked incredulous.

He only just found out it was Nanfeng's birthday, so how could he have prepared a birthday present in advance?

Wanyu asked, "So what did you prepare?"

Ziqiao spread his arms wide: "A passionate hug from the most charming man in the world."

"cut!"

The crowd curled their lip in disdain.

You bastard, you ask for gifts on your own birthday, but when it's someone else's birthday, you just give them a hug and call it a day?

"that……"

Zhanbo proudly raised his hand like a child: "I've prepared Nanfeng's birthday present."

"What?!"