Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 291 The Matchmaker Gene Is Stirring Up

Seeing the group of Boy Scouts who were fearless just two days ago now scattering in fear, Wan Yu, Zhang Wei, and Guangu couldn't help but twitch at the corners of their mouths.

This truly has a fearsome reputation for stopping a child's crying.

Guan Gu and Zhang Wei had already heard of the deadly female demon's reputation the day before yesterday, so they weren't too surprised. In fact, they were even covering their mouths and chuckling to themselves.

Wan Yu then turned to Nan Feng to confirm, "This deadly female demon is...?"

"what?"

Because the helmet and earplugs blocked out most of the sound, and because Nanfeng had been focusing his attention on listening to the sounds at the village entrance, he really didn't hear what Wanyu was asking.

Wan Yu pointed at Nan Feng's helmet, cupped her hands around her mouth, and shouted, "I'm asking who this deadly female demon is?"

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng burst into laughter.

He didn't answer directly, but instead hummed a little tune.

This melody is very familiar to everyone; it's the ending theme song of "The Legend of Nezha"—"Young Hero Nezha".

"It's her, it's her, it's her, it's definitely her! The deadly female demon—Hu Yifei."

"It's her, it's her, it's her! Hu Zuofei is... Hu Yifei!"

In fact, there are many more lyrics to the song "Deadly Female Demon Hu Yifei," which was passed down among the village children, but Nanfeng was too lazy to continue singing it at this time.

Although Wanyu had expected it, she still covered her mouth in surprise after Nanfeng confirmed it.

"It really is Yifei, but why are these kids so afraid of her?"

She swallowed nervously: "She wouldn't actually like using children as punching bags, would she?"

"No, that's not it..."

Just as Nanfeng's words put Wanyu at ease, Nanfeng added something else.

"It has nothing to do with whether she's a little kid or not. Even kids older than Yifei are used as punching bags."

"ah?!!"

The three of them couldn't help but gasp in surprise.

What's going on?

They originally thought Yifei just didn't like young children, but it turns out she doesn't respect the elderly either!

Nanfeng smiled and explained, "It's not as outrageous as you think. This all happened when Yifei was a child."

"In those days, many children in the village were willing to learn martial arts because they thought it was cool."

"Although not many of them actually persisted, the children in this area at that time were quite courageous and martial."

"However, Yifei's martial virtue is more abundant than theirs."

"At that time, the children in the neighborhood who were not much older than her had either been beaten up by Yifei or had watched her beat up others."

"Thus, Yifei's infamous reputation spread throughout the surrounding area and continues to this day."

"Especially those people who were beaten up by Yifei before, most of them have now started families and had children."

"I don't know which guy first thought of using Yifei to educate his own child, but over time, everyone found that this method was actually very effective."

As Nanfeng spoke, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curve upwards.

"The common line everyone uses to teach children now is: If you don't study hard, lie, or become a bad kid, the deadly female demon will come to your house during summer and winter vacations and use you as a punching bag."

"Since we started teaching children this way, the kids in our village have become more and more well-behaved and obedient than the last."

He looked at Wan Yu, Guangu, and Zhang Wei: "If you have children in the future, you can also try this method."

"If they don't believe me, just show them what Yifei looks like when she throws a tantrum, and I guarantee they'll all be obedient and well-behaved."

"Hehehe..."

The three of them chuckled dryly.

Zhang Wei muttered, "Yifei is really unlucky. She's become someone else's tool for disciplining their child."

Guan Gu nodded emphatically: "Yi Fei has had a lot of bad luck."

Both of them sighed, "Poor Yifei."

"I understand everything you're saying..."

Wan Yu looked at Guan Gu and Zhang Wei, who were sighing and groaning, and asked, "Why are you two sighing while secretly laughing at the same time?"

"Is there?"

Guan Gu and Zhang Wei exchanged a bright smile, and then they couldn't suppress their laughter any longer.

Zhang Wei laughed loudly and said, "Actually, I know Yifei is innocent, but I just want to see her expression right now."

Guan Gu chuckled softly, "Me too."

The two immediately high-fived and cheered.

"Then what are we waiting for?"

Nanfeng wore a closed motorcycle helmet, obscuring his facial expression.

He simply snapped his fingers and said nonchalantly, "Then let's go and interview this deadly female demon about her current thoughts and feelings."

"Walk!"

So the four of them continued toward the village entrance.

At that moment, Yifei stood at the village entrance, gritting her teeth and looking resentfully in the direction in which the group of children, who had long since disappeared, had fled.

"These kids are just so unlovable!"

Yifei's pretty face turned red with anger. She put her hands on her hips and cursed, "I don't know how many times I've refuted this rumor. I would never use a child as a punching bag. This is a rumor, a rumor!"

But they just wouldn't believe it!

Yifei's eyes blazed with fury, her voice like a shrew's roar: "Their parents couldn't even withstand a few blows from me back in the day, what good is it for me to use these kids as punching bags!"

"Yifei, can you just shut up for a bit?"

"It was Yifei's mother, Aunt Yuan, who said this earnestly."

Although this kind of situation happens every time I come back, this time is different.

This time they brought their future son-in-law back with them.

"Xiao Lian, the village kids just like to talk nonsense, please don't mind them."

Aunt Yuan lied through her teeth: "Although our Yifei has been a bit tomboyish since she was little, she has never liked using violence."

Before anyone else could react, Uncle Lu, Yifei and Zhanbo's father, couldn't help but laugh.

Uncle Lu still dotes on his daughter Yifei, but he also knows what kind of person she really is.

Don't like using violence?

【Wife, you really dare to say that.】

"Auntie, don't worry. I've known Yifei for so long, I know her well."

"I know she's a very kind, very...gentle girl."

Zeng Xiaoxian said in a gentle voice.

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian was completely different from his usual cheeky image in the apartment. He looked mature, stable, and successful, and was clearly a perfect man to whom one could entrust one's life.

It seems he hasn't completely forgotten the "beautiful man makeover" everyone did for him before.

But that makes sense. If you think about it carefully, fooling sponsors and fooling your mother-in-law are essentially the same thing.

At least for now, apart from Aunt Yuan who just couldn't understand why a grown man would be called Xiao Lian, she and Uncle Lu had a pretty good impression of Zeng Xiaoxian.

However, don't be fooled by Zeng Xiaoxian's gentle and mature smile at this moment.

In fact...

In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian was lying on the ground, his limbs flailing about like a turtle with its back to the ground.

He laughed heartily, tears welling in his eyes, and the entire space was filled with Zeng Xiaoxian's cheeky laughter.

[Hu Yifei, Hu Yifei, now if people call you the Deadly Demoness again, you won't have a reason to argue.]

[A deadly female demon.]

[A deadly female demon.]

[A deadly female demon.]

Hahahaha...

"That's good, that's good."

Aunt Yuan couldn't help but exclaim, "Xiao Lian, Yi Fei is so lucky to be with you!"

In a bad mood, Yifei instinctively blurted out, "Him? Give me back my good fortune?"

"Ahem, sis..." Zhanbo whispered a reminder.

Yifei then came to her senses and saw her parents looking at her with surprise. She quickly changed her words and said, "What I mean is, how can Xiaoxian be my good fortune? He is clearly the true love that I found after using up all my luck in this life."

"Yifei, what you said touched me deeply."

While the two elders weren't paying attention, Zeng Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow at Yifei with a cheeky grin.

Yifei smiled sweetly at Zeng Xiaoxian, but there was an indescribable stiffness hidden in both her eyes and smile.

"Feifei!"

Just then, a familiar voice rang out.

Before Yifei could react, Zhanbo suddenly raised his head.

"Wanyu!"

He stood on tiptoe, raised his hand above his head, and waved frantically at Wanyu.

"Zhanbo!"

Wanyu nodded to Zhanbo with a smile.

Before Wanyu and the other three could even walk over, Zhanbo had already excitedly gone to greet them.

"Wanyu?"

Aunt Yuan's eyes suddenly lit up. She grabbed Yifei's hand and whispered, "Is this the Wanyu that Zhanbo likes?"

Yifei stared wide-eyed in surprise: "Mom, how did you know?"

"Nonsense, Zhanbo is my biological son, except that he wasn't born to me."

"Do you think I can't tell who my own son likes or dislikes?"

Aunt Yuan said with great enthusiasm, "I knew he was interested in that girl from the way he was so affectionate when he called Wanyu on New Year's Eve."

Seeing her mother's ecstatic joy, Yifei began to worry: "Mommy, why are you so excited?"

"Of course, the plan is to help Zhanbo find a girlfriend."

Aunt Yuan beamed with joy, her face radiant. She whispered in Yi Fei's ear, "Now that you've decided on your direction, although Xiao Lian's name is a bit effeminate and he always inexplicably gives me the urge to kick him, he's actually a pretty good person."

"Since that's the case, I should also start worrying about my good son."

"This girl named Wanyu happens to be here right now, isn't this a golden opportunity?"

Aunt Yuan's face was full of hopeful anticipation: "Let's take advantage of this time to settle your marriages, so that I can become a grandmother and maternal grandmother this time next year!"

"Mommy."

Yifei said helplessly, "Zhanbo and Wanyu... this matter is very complicated, just let them handle it on their own."

She couldn't very well tell her mother that her son was in love with the heiress of Lin's International Bank.

"besides!"

Yifei corrected her, "I don't know when you'll become a grandmother, but you definitely won't be a maternal grandmother next year."

Aunt Yuan rolled her eyes at Yifei: "Isn't Yifei his own sister? What's the difference between letting Zhanbo take his time and letting him stay single for life?"

"Don't worry, I know what you're worried about."

She patted Yifei's hand and said confidently, "You're just worried that I'll make things worse for them."

"But who am I, your mother?"

"I'm planning to open a matchmaking agency someday. Haven't I matched up quite a few men and women in my spare time over the years?"

Aunt Yuan counted on her fingers and said, "What a coincidence! As long as I match up this one couple, I can achieve my goal of matchmaking a hundred young couples."

"The 100th couple I've brought together is my son and daughter-in-law... It feels so wonderful."

"Mommy!"

Yifei looked at her mother, who was lost in a beautiful fantasy, and she was really helpless with her mother.

"Dad, hurry up... never mind, you can't persuade her anyway."

Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Zeng Xiaoxian, please help me persuade my mom!"

"Auntie, I think it's better to..."

Before Zeng Xiaoxian could finish speaking, Aunt Yuan continued, "Xiaolian, you're Zhanbo's future brother-in-law, so you'd better help me set them up later."

Zeng Xiaoxian paused, then continued, "Auntie, I think you're right!"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)