Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 293 Salted Egg Superman Zeng Xiaoxian

Facing the three people's eager gazes, Yifei said in a voice barely audible, "I asked Zhanbo to create a webpage for Zeng Xiaoxian and also edited his Baidu Baike entry."

As soon as Yifei finished speaking, Nanfeng took out his phone and searched for relevant information online.

Nanfeng is adept at using the internet for searches, and only Youyou, who loves gossip and researching people's information, can rival him in this regard.

"Zeng Xiaoxian..."

Nanfeng subconsciously wanted to read the document aloud, but he only got to the beginning before he was speechless.

Guan Gu and Zhang Wei stared expectantly at Nan Feng, with Zhang Wei urging, "Nan Feng, why don't you keep reading?"

Seeing that Nanfeng still didn't react, Guangu grabbed Nanfeng's phone and read it aloud.

"Zeng Xiaoxian..."

Guan Gu's eyes widened. He first took off his glasses and carefully wiped them to make sure he wasn't seeing things before continuing.

"On the night of Zeng Xiaoxian's birth, a divine light shone into the room, and that evening, sweet dew fell on the trees by his grave."

Since Guan Gu couldn't understand the meaning of the sentence at all, he read it very slowly, word by word.

Zhang Wei leaned over and looked, then burst out laughing: "Good heavens, the celestial phenomenon of birth has already appeared, why not have some more famous scenes like the auspicious purple aura coming from the east and the divine dragon appearing?"

"Yifei, are you trying to incite Teacher Zeng to rise up and stage a restoration?"

Yifei glared at Zhang Wei with a tough exterior but a weak interior, while Zeng Xiaoxian just smiled helplessly.

"Wait, I haven't finished reading yet."

Guan Gu continued reciting: "At three years old, one can recognize a thousand characters; at five years old, one can recite Tang poems; at seven years old, one can read the Four Books and Five Classics thoroughly; at eight years old, one can master poetry and prose."

"At fifteen, he was admitted to Tsinghua University's Junior Class; at twenty, he graduated with dual doctorates in philosophy and history; at twenty-two, he refused Tsinghua's offer to stay and traveled the world alone."

"At the age of 24, I resolutely decided to dedicate myself to the new media industry, attempting to use my knowledge and ideas to guide those confused teenagers..."

Guan Gu muttered incredulously, "My God."

He realized that Yifei wasn't trying to incite Teacher Zeng to rise up and restore the monarchy.

She's clearly trying to deify Teacher Zeng!

Zhang Wei's dark face was now flushed red from holding back laughter: "Teacher Zeng, we really didn't recognize your greatness this time."

"But you were already well-versed in all the classics and historical texts by the age of twelve, so why were you only admitted to Tsinghua University's gifted youth program at fifteen?"

Even someone as narcissistic as Zeng Xiaoxian could only cover his face in shame: "Don't ask me, I don't know anything!"

"That's because Teacher Zeng has other things to do."

Guan Gu twitched the corner of his mouth and continued reading: "In 2000, Zeng Xiaoxian won the championship in Southeast Asia for the first time in free fighting."

"In 2001, he defeated the Japanese Kendo master, Yuichiro Sekiya... What?!"

Guan Gu looked at Yi Fei: "How come I didn't know there was a kendo master in Japan named Guan Gu Yuichiro?"

Yifei shrugged: "Since you're the only Japanese person I know, I naturally used the surname Guan Gu subconsciously."

Zhang Wei patted Guan Gu on the shoulder and urged, "Hey, don't worry about the details, just keep going."

Guan Gu thought for a moment and continued reading: "Then for three consecutive years, he defeated all the Japanese karate masters and won the All-Japan Free Fighting Championship."

Nickname: Wise Egg Superman!

Nanfeng and Zhang Wei fell silent for a moment.

Yifei is just taking advantage of the fact that her parents haven't seen "King of Destruction".

Zhang Wei muttered to himself, "Now I understand what Teacher Zeng was doing between the ages of twelve and fifteen. What a capable and talented superman!"

Nanfeng was genuinely stunned by Yifei's actions: "Yifei, isn't the background you made up for Teacher Zeng a bit too exaggerated?"

Zeng Xiaoxian wholeheartedly agreed, saying, "Now you can imagine how much pressure I was under when I went to their door yesterday."

"Pressure is what drives motivation. I've known you for so long, and yesterday was the best performance I've ever seen you give."

Yifei said confidently, "Besides, I don't think there's anything wrong with what I made up. There are so many amazing people in the world whose resumes are even more exaggerated than this, okay?"

"Look at his background, he has both literary talent and martial prowess. If such a person existed in real life, I would definitely fall in love with him."

Seeing the strange looks everyone was giving her, Yifei said helplessly, "I had no choice."

"You all know my criteria for choosing a partner. My man must be either smarter than me or stronger than me, otherwise how can he win me over?"

She pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Which of the above criteria do you think Zeng Xiaoxian fits?"

"My brother Xian is still smarter than you in some ways..."

Before Zeng Xiaoxian could finish speaking, he saw Nanfeng and the other two shake their heads repeatedly without even thinking.

His face turned completely black, like the bottom of a pot.

"Hey, do you guys really have to look down on me like that?"

Zeng Xiaoxian protested, "In terms of education, I'm no worse than Yifei, so why do you think I'm not as smart as Yifei?"

Zhang Wei put his arm around Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder and comforted him, "Teacher Zeng, you're actually very smart."

"It's just that Yifei is a female demon... a Valkyrie who excels in all aspects of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor. There's really no need for us ordinary people to compare ourselves to her."

"But……"

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to say something more, but Hu Yifei interrupted him directly.

"But what 'but'!"

"Zeng Xiaoxian, you see? The eyes of the masses are discerning. I am stronger than you, without a doubt, without dispute, and as everyone expects."

Hu Yifei proudly raised her head, and then said confidently.

"So there has to be a reason why I chose Zeng Xiaoxian as my boyfriend. He's neither as smart nor as strong as me, and he's not even that good-looking."

"Otherwise, my parents would think that I've become mentally unstable from being a college counselor, and that even my aesthetic sense has deteriorated."

"Hu Yifei!"

Zeng Xiaoxian instantly became furious. He pointed at Yifei's nose and said, "I can tolerate you saying I'm not as smart or as strong as you."

"But you actually said my brother Xian is just average-looking!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said cheekily, "My colleagues at the station all call me Little Takeshi Kaneshiro and Little Daniel Wu, okay!"

"Yeah?

"If you're so capable, then introduce me to that colleague whose taste is absolutely terrible," Hu Yifei mocked disdainfully.

"you!"

"Xian'er~"

Yifei gently placed her hand on Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder and then lightly stroked his eyebrows and eyes.

"To be honest, you're not bad looking... it's just that the sleazy look in your eyes greatly affects your appearance."

"Besides, people with small eyes like you really don't fit my aesthetic. If you ask me..."

She pointed to Zhang Wei beside her and said with a hint of regret, "I still prefer Zhang Wei's appearance with thick eyebrows and big eyes. He looks like a very upright person."

Unfortunately, Zhang Wei is not as smart as me, not as strong as me, and his stinginess is only good as a friend, not a good boyfriend.

Yifei had no intention of spending a man's money, but she just couldn't stand his stingy and miserly attitude.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei was flattered and pointed to himself.

He never expected that among all the handsome men in Love Apartment, Yifei would actually favor him the most.

Although being favored by a female demon is not a good thing, it at least proves one's excellence.

You should know that ordinary people simply don't meet Yifei's standards.

You agree, right, Teacher Zeng?

Zeng Xiaoxian: Get lost!

Zhang Wei immediately straightened his back smugly: "In that case, how about I switch places with Teacher Zeng?"

"Get lost!"

Frustrated, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly launched a flying kick, but the kick not only missed Zhang Wei, it also strained his back.

"Ouch..." Zeng Xiaoxian clutched his waist and groaned in pain.

Yifei looked disgusted at the sight, but still stepped forward to help Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Look at you, you're incredibly weak."

Yifei hummed a few times, once again declaring the correctness of her actions: "That's why I put together such a lavish backstory for you, just to make you, this salted fish, look a little bit more glamorous."

"But you can't just come up with such an outrageous background setting!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily, "Fake is fake, let alone a background story like yours that is so obviously fake."

"If your parents find out we lied, how am I supposed to visit them again?"

"What future is there?"

Yifei patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I won't bother you a second time for something."

"After you help me deal with my parents this time, in a month or two I will tell them that I have broken up with you and that we will never see each other again."

"Wouldn't that free both of us?"

She grinned maliciously and said, "Once this is over, we can settle our scores and get revenge."

"you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked, angry, and anxious, but when he tried to speak, he found himself speechless.

He could only grit his teeth and say, "What if they expose us to their faces this time? What should we do then?"

Upon hearing this, Yifei rubbed her chin in a troubled manner and began to think.

"If that's the case... then that would be even better!"

She slapped her thigh and said happily, "We can pin all these fabricated charges on you, and then I will stand up indignantly and accuse you of deceiving me."

"We broke up on the spot, completely free."

Yifei's eyes lit up as she spoke. If it weren't for this method, Zeng Xiaoxian might not have been able to leave the village. She really wanted to do it this way.

You know, staging a dramatic argument and breakup is much easier than pretending to be a couple with Zeng Xiaoxian in front of your parents.

"...Whatever, it's all about getting things done for you anyway."

Seeing that Yifei had this idea, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't say anything more.

He broke free from Hu Yifei's support and waved, calling out to Nanfeng.

"Nanfeng, come help me up."

"south wind?"

"They're here..."

Nanfeng touched the helmet sheepishly: "This helmet really does have good sound insulation. You really can't hear what you're saying unless you listen carefully."

So Nanfeng stepped forward and, amidst Yifei's bewildered gaze, helped Teacher Zeng up.

The two walked quickly forward and caught up with the group of four people in front of them.

Yifei was genuinely confused: "Why is Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly angry for no reason?"

"Is he on his period too?"

Guan Gu and Zhang Wei exchanged a glance and both sighed.

"Yifei".

Guan Gu tentatively asked, "Have you never considered... treating Teacher Zeng as a potential romantic partner?"

"Him? This weakling? How does he meet my criteria for a partner?"

"And how depraved I would have to be to even consider Zeng Xiaoxian."

Yifei smiled dismissively, but for some reason, her eyes seemed unfocused and her movements were unnatural.

"Actually, Zeng Xiaoxian isn't as bad as I said, but..."

In short, there isn't any!

"Do you think Teacher Zeng has ever considered you as a potential romantic partner?"

"That's even less likely!"

Yifei said angrily, "Guan Gu, you saw how Zeng Xiaoxian used to ride roughshod over me, making me serve him tea and water, and massage his shoulders and legs."

"He even told Nanfeng that he wanted to gain my parents' approval so that he could use the emperor to command the princes and make me obediently submit to him."

"Pooh!"

Yifei was angry, but there was even a hint of grievance mixed in: "With his attitude, he clearly treats me like a slave owner who oppresses him, which is why he thinks about turning the tables and becoming the master all day long."

"And I've been so good to him, even giving him gifts..."

Her voice trailed off as she spoke, then suddenly changed her tone and said fiercely.

"Since he treats me like a slave owner, then I'll find a chance to let this bastard know that he'll never have a chance to turn his life around!"

"All right."

Seeing Yifei's unwavering conviction and her resentful and annoyed attitude towards Teacher Zeng,

The two exchanged a glance, and couldn't help but doubt their earlier judgment.

Could it be that Teacher Zeng and Yifei really don't have feelings for each other?

What exactly is Zeng Xiaoxian angry about?

By the way, even if he didn't mean it that way, being treated like a disposable tool by Yifei would make Teacher Zeng, who is very concerned about his image, somewhat angry.

I'm coming

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