Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 298 The cheesy romance between Xiaoxian and Yifei

"Zhanbo..."

Yifei gazed tenderly at Zhanbo, but the chopsticks and spoon in her hand snapped with a crack.

Lu Zhanbo, you brainless bastard who lost his mind as soon as you got Wanyu!

If you've already agreed with Nanfeng and Wanyu's statements, then what's the point of explaining yourself?

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Guan Gu and Zhang Wei with his last hope, his small eyes filled with pleading.

Please, you two, help me and Yifei explain this!

Zhang Wei and Guan Gu exchanged a glance.

In their inner world, Guan Gu and Zhang Wei paced back and forth, sighing repeatedly.

Zhang Wei said: On one hand, there's the fun of watching Teacher Zeng and Yifei, and on the other hand, not only is there no fun to be had, but we also have to offend Nanfeng.

This is truly a difficult choice.

What?!

[Guan Gu pats Zhang Wei: Don't we have to offend Yi Fei on both sides?]

[Zhang Wei chuckled mischievously: We were just standing aside. We didn't help Nanfeng frame Yifei and Teacher Zeng. By the time Yifei finished teaching those three culprits a lesson, her anger would have already subsided.]

【Soga.】

Guan Gu nodded.

This seems to be a really difficult choice.

Zhang Wei looked at Guan Gu, his naturally upright face even revealing a hint of Teacher Zeng's charm: "Dear Guan Gu, come and try this delicious meatball."

As he spoke, Zhang Wei ignored Zeng Xiaoxian's pleading gaze and cheekily served food to Guan Gu.

The honest and unassuming Guan Gu then said in a rather exaggerated manner, "Thank you, Zhang Wei."

"You should also try this delicious crispy pork."

Seeing the two people's extremely exaggerated and pretentious performance and their extremely awkward dialogue, Zeng Xiaoxian cursed under his breath.

"Two bastards who stood by and did nothing!"

The old man laughed heartily and said, "Little Yuan, you were just lecturing these young people, but they've got a way with the fun that you know how to do."

Aunt Yuan smiled radiantly, her eyes shining: "No, no, I can't compare."

"Yifei, Xiaoxian, why are you two more reserved at home than at the apartment?"

Aunt Yuan was clearly eager to witness the young couple's affection: "Just act like you always do, so your dad and I can learn something from you."

Yifei looked embarrassed.

Dear Mommy, you and Daddy are already so lovey-dovey. If you keep going like this, Zhanbo and I will probably be welcoming a new little brother or sister.

"Mommy, what's so interesting about learning this?"

Yifei waved her hand: "Besides, don't listen to Nanfeng and the others' nonsense. They're just looking for fun with ill intentions."

As she spoke, she glared fiercely at Nanfeng, her eyes full of threat.

Nanfeng raised her head slightly and gestured with her eyes in Zeng Xiaoxian's direction.

"Teacher Zeng provoked me first; I was just retaliating."

[Who told you to now share both glory and ruin with Teacher Zeng?]

Yifei understood the meaning in Nanfeng's eyes, and then stepped on Zeng Xiaoxian's foot under the table.

[You shameless woman, you knew Nanfeng was a petty, vengeful person, yet you still went out of your way to provoke him.]

Now you've dragged me down with you.

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to grimace in pain, but dared not show it.

Upon hearing Yifei's answer, Aunt Yuan said with considerable confidence, "No, I know Nanfeng very well."

"Nanfeng has been an honest child since he was little."

"puff!"

Guan Gu and Zhang Wei, who were serving each other food, accidentally sprayed the food in each other's faces.

south wind?

honest?

Does he even resemble the word "honest"?

You should know that in the apartment, Ziqiao and Nanfeng are both wicked, one openly malicious and the other secretly scheming.

"Thank you for the compliment, Aunt Yuan."

Nanfeng smiled and looked at Guan Gu and Zhang Wei: "You two don't seem to agree with Aunt Yuan's statement?"

"No, how could that be..." the two said in unison.

Zhang Wei quickly changed the subject: "Hey Guan Gu, look at your face, it's all dirty. Let me wipe it for you."

As he spoke, he quickly picked up a tissue to wipe Guan Gu's face, and Guan Gu, feeling embarrassed, pulled out a few tissues to wipe Zhang Wei's face as well.

The fact that the two of them were wiping each other's faces, coupled with their previous attentive manner of serving each other food, made Aunt Yuan, who was quick-witted, feel uneasy.

[Guan Gu and Zhang Wei are such close buddies, could they be...?]

[Is it curved?]

[It's unclear who's the top and who's the bottom.]

Nanfeng continued, "Aunt Yuan, it's understandable that Yifei is unwilling to admit it. After all, most young couples don't like to show affection in front of their parents and elders."

"But I think they could learn from you and Uncle Lu and try to be a little more open, right?"

As Yifei listened to Nanfeng's words, which were filled with the aroma of tea, her polite smile became increasingly stiff.

Aunt Yuan completely agreed with Nanfeng's words, and her gaze towards Yifei carried a hint of "look at other people's children."

Yifei was still trying to fight back, but Zeng Xiaoxian, seeing the increasingly bright eyes of the other busybodies, understood that if this dragged on, they would only suffer more and more losses.

Moreover, Nanfeng is a wicked fellow, and who knows what other underhanded tricks he has up his sleeve.

[Hey, you just want to see us show off our love, don't you?]

I'll grant your wish right now, and I'll grant it to you even more than I'd like.

【If I don't disgust you to death today, I'm not a Zeng!】

Zeng Xiaoxian sat up straight and switched to his perfect gentleman mode.

He said softly to Yifei with deep affection, "Yifei, I think Nanfeng makes a lot of sense. Even in front of our elders, we don't need to be so reserved."

Zeng Xiaoxian's words stunned Yifei.

Good heavens, even you've turned against us?!

Do you even know who's in cahoots with whom?

Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was gentle, earnest, and affectionate, Yifei felt an indescribable sadness.

Who are you? Can you get off Zeng Xiaoxian first?

While Yifei was still surprised by Zeng Xiaoxian's unusual behavior, he had already started serving her food with a gentle expression.

"Come on, darling~ let's try this Kung Pao Chicken."

Zeng Xiaoxian's use of "darling" made Yifei's eyes twitch slightly, especially when paired with his self-proclaimed affectionate but actually incredibly greasy expression and voice, which gave Yifei goosebumps all over.

Yifei instantly felt that the second most painful thing in the world was watching a sleazy and incredibly greasy guy presumptuously serving her food.

What?

You ask what the most painful thing in the world is?

That means you not only have to watch a sleazy and incredibly greasy guy presumptuously serve you food, but you also have to reciprocate with the same level of affection.

Since they're partners now, he'd be embarrassed if he didn't continue acting alongside Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian, did I owe you something in my past life?!

One prank from Nanfeng is already enough to make me suffer, and you're adding to my troubles.

So Yifei replied in an extremely affected, even cloyingly sweet voice, "Thank you, darling~"

"hiss……"

Everyone present was quite shocked by their sickeningly sweet and cloying display of affection.

The affectionate and gentle Zeng Xiaoxian, and the sweet and charming Hu Yifei, have completely overturned everyone's perception of them.

Especially when Zeng Xiaoxian doted on Yifei, serving her food and feeding her, while Yifei spoke softly and sweetly, her face radiating the happiness of a young woman.

Not to mention the people in Love Apartment, even Yifei's family and the old man felt their scalps tingle.

We asked you two to show off your love, and you've really gone this far!

However, for some reason, this scene, which was so offensive to everyone present, was something that, while unbearable to look at, people also hoped that it would continue.

Perhaps this is why some people enjoy watching videos of things like fixing cow hooves or cleaning carpets.

Therefore, everyone present now has only three thoughts in mind.

This is so cheesy!

I'd like to see just how cheesy you guys can be.

Keep going, hurry up!

"Honey, try this stir-fried green peppers and pork." Zeng Xiaoxian continued to serve food to Yifei.

Yifei looked at the green pepper and shredded pork in her bowl, her lips twitching uncontrollably.

"Thanks, dear……"

Yifei's gentle gaze towards Zeng Xiaoxian concealed a murderous intent: "Darling, how did you know that my least favorite dish is shredded pork with green peppers?!"

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's expression fell, and he asked weakly, "Can't you eat green peppers and shredded meat?"

Yifei was furious, but she still had to keep smiling and explain to him, "I can eat green peppers, I can eat shredded pork, but is it wrong for me to hate shredded pork with green peppers?"

Her eyes were gentle, but her heart was screaming.

[You, Zeng Xiaoxian, after knowing me for so long, you still don't know that I hate green pepper and shredded pork the most?]

Actually, to be honest, it's not entirely Zeng Xiaoxian's fault for not knowing.

Because Hu Yifei has always guarded the kitchen of 3601, and she hates green pepper and shredded pork the most, so she never makes this dish.

How could Zeng Xiaoxian possibly know what she dislikes eating?

Zeng Xiaoxian gave an awkward laugh, but he quickly recovered.

"It's all my fault, darling. It's my fault. I don't understand you well enough."

"No, darling, it's my fault. We haven't spent enough time together."

As they spoke, the two intertwined their fingers, looked into each other's eyes, and gazed at each other with deep affection.

"Give me a kiss! Give me a kiss!"

Seeing this scene from an idol drama, Wan Yu couldn't help but clap and urge them on.

Seeing that everyone's eyes were on them, Yifei and Xiaoxian looked both ashamed and angry, and Wanyu's voice slowly went out like a candle flame dying out in the wind.

"I need to use the restroom."

Before Wan Yu could finish speaking, she immediately ran away.

Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian originally wanted to continue acting, but Wanyu's words "Give me a kiss" kept swirling in their minds, making their hearts beat faster involuntarily.

Now they couldn't keep up the act anymore.

Yifei and Xiaoxian coughed lightly, taking advantage of Wanyu's excuse to urinate to pretend that nothing had happened and prepare to eat properly.

Yifei exclaimed in surprise, "Where are my chopsticks and spoon?"

Zeng Xiaoxian had been serving her food the whole time, so she hadn't even noticed where her chopsticks and spoon had gone.

Zhanbo said, "Sis, didn't you just break your chopsticks and spoon?"

"Then go and get me another pair."

"Oh……"

Zhanbo obediently got up to get chopsticks, but Yifei's grandmother said slowly.

"There are no chopsticks in the kitchen, and no spoons either."

Usually, it's just the two of them at home, except for the Lunar New Year when Yifei's family of four joins. But today, so many people came all at once, and they ran out of chopsticks and spoons.

Yifei blinked: "Shall I go buy a pair now?"

Grandma laughed and said, "Where can you buy chopsticks in the village on the second day of the Lunar New Year?"

"What should we do then?"

Yifei was dumbfounded. She had been so busy acting with Zeng Xiaoxian that she hadn't even eaten yet.

"What else can we do?"

Grandma, suppressing a laugh, said, "How did you eat just now? Now continue."

"Depend on!"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)