Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 300 What if we switched roles?
Chapter 300 What if we switched roles?
Although Zeng Xiaoxian was filled with displeasure and frustration because of Yifei's matter, he felt embarrassed to wake Nanfeng up again when he saw that Nanfeng was so tired that he had fallen asleep in his chair.
Xiaoxian stood up, wanting to quietly cover Nanfeng with the small blanket to keep him from catching a cold.
As a result, this lazy fellow lost his footing and fell straight forward, his entire weight pressing directly on the weakest joint of the recliner.
boom!
The entire recliner collapsed with a crash, and Nanfeng fell hard on her backside in her sleep.
"Holy crap!"
Startled awake a second time, Nanfeng felt as if her heart was being clenched in pain.
Nanfeng didn't even realize what was happening. He just instinctively took off his helmet and took deep breaths.
Once Nanfeng's heartbeat had calmed down, he looked around at everything with a slightly bewildered expression.
Why did this quiet and peaceful courtyard suddenly suffer an accident? Why did the sturdy and durable deck chair collapse inexplicably?
Behind all this, is it a distortion of human nature or a decline in morality?
Please watch today's "Xiao Xian's Last Words" for all details.
"Zeng Xiaoxian! What mischief are you up to now!"
Although Nanfeng couldn't understand what had happened, he knew that this tragedy must be related to the silly host lying on the ground in front of him, groaning in pain.
No wonder Yifei sometimes gets annoyed with him!
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch... Please help me up first."
Zeng Xiaoxian, who fell flat on his face, felt completely awful.
I had already strained my back this morning, and now with this fall, if this continues, not only will the recliner fall apart, but I'll be falling apart as a person.
Nanfeng, his eyes wide like copper bells, stared intently at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was wailing incessantly, and could only laugh helplessly a few times in the end.
He stood up and carefully helped Zeng Xiaoxian up: "Teacher Zeng, you're in the prime of your life, there's no need to trade your youth for a chair."
Nanfeng pointed to the remains of the wheelchair on the ground and asked with a wry smile, "So what exactly happened?"
"What grudge do you have against this recliner?"
Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled awkwardly, then asked hesitantly, "If I said I just wanted to cover you with a blanket and then accidentally fell... would you forgive me?"
south wind:……
Teacher Zeng's actions left Nanfeng unsure whether to be moved or to complain.
You managed to turn something as simple as covering someone with a blanket into this mess; you're really something else.
"This isn't my recliner. What's the use of begging for forgiveness? Go talk to Yifei later."
"ah?!!"
Zeng Xiaoxian acted as if the sky was falling down when he had only broken a deck chair.
"Oh no, oh no, Hu Yifei is definitely going to kill me."
"Don't worry, I guarantee your life is worth more than a recliner."
"No matter what, Yifei wouldn't kill you over a chair... at most she'd take a quarter of your life."
"I'd rather she killed me!"
Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and said, "And besides, is my life only worth four chairs in your eyes?"
"No, that's not it."
Nanfeng said slowly, "For me, a chair serves the purpose of allowing me to sit down and rest, but you only cause me trouble."
He bent down to pick up his helmet and blanket, and led Zeng Xiaoxian to sit down on the intact recliner next to him.
Nanfeng breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that Zeng Xiaoxian hadn't been seriously injured in the fall.
Although he was indeed angry that Zeng Xiaoxian had disturbed his sweet dreams twice, he wouldn't do anything to Zeng Xiaoxian because of an accident.
Besides, friends are always more important than dreams.
"Since you're alright, let's skip the topic of the recliner for now."
"What did you just say?"
Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Nanfeng: "You look really tired. Don't you want to find a place to sleep some more?"
Nanfeng said with a forced smile, "Thanks to you, I can say that I am not sleepy at all now."
"While I'm not sleepy yet, let me finish talking about this. Maybe I can even help you relieve your worries."
Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth, wanting to repeat what he had just said, but not a single word came out.
He waved his hand, looking embarrassed, and said, "I'm not in the mood right now, so how can I say anything?"
"Actually, even if you don't say it, I probably know what you're thinking."
Actually, Nanfeng wasn't completely asleep just now; he vaguely heard some of Zeng Xiaoxian's words.
Based on her understanding of Teacher Zeng, Nanfeng was confident she could guess what this pretentious guy was thinking.
Nanfeng thought for a moment and said, "Teacher Zeng, is it possible that Yifei doesn't actually look down on you as you think?"
"Or perhaps she doesn't just think your resume is unimpressive, but simply believes that all the men in the apartment are weaker than her."
"Even if it wasn't you who came to be the fake boyfriend today, but one of Guan Gu or Zhang Wei, Yi Fei would still prepare a similar resume for them to put on."
"I know."
Hearing Nanfeng's explanation, Zeng Xiaoxian became even more depressed.
Or perhaps it was precisely because Yifei simply treated this visit as an act, and treated herself as a disposable tool, that the shameless Zeng Xiaoxian held such a grudge.
"But I'm different from Guan Gu and Zhang Wei."
Zeng Xiaoxian said, feeling wronged.
He felt it shouldn't be like this.
"no the same?"
Nanfeng chuckled and teased, "What's the difference?"
"I, I, I..."
Facing the mocking gaze of the south wind, Zeng Xiaoxian slapped his thigh and shouted.
"I'm Zeng Xiaoxian, Brother Xian!"
"My brother Xian is so outstanding, shouldn't he get some special treatment?"
He thought for a moment and quickly explained, "Of course I'm not saying that Guan Gu and Zhang Wei aren't good, but they're still a little bit inferior to my brother Xian."
"Besides, with my looks and charm, plus the fact that Yifei and I are roommates in the same suite and partners in the residents' committee's mediation work."
"Not to mention, we've known each other longer than Yifei has known Guan Gu and Zhang Wei combined..."
Zeng Xiaoxian's voice grew softer and softer as he spoke, muttering in a voice barely above a whisper, "No matter what, I should be more important than the other two, right?"
"Hahaha... Teacher Zeng, you've really gone too far." Nanfeng couldn't help but burst into laughter. "You're even jealous of Guan Gu and Zhang Wei?"
"Nonsense!"
Zeng Xiaoxian instinctively retorted, "Jealous? What am I jealous of?"
"Please stop making baseless accusations against me!"
"But what you just said really sounds like a middle-aged woman complaining... no, it should be a middle-aged man complaining."
Nanfeng raised an eyebrow at Zeng Xiaoxian, his expression full of teasing.
"south wind!"
With a flushed face, Zeng Xiaoxian protested to Nanfeng, "I'm being serious with you, don't joke with me."
"Okay, let's talk about something serious then."
Nanfeng's smile faded, and she asked directly, "So, Teacher Zeng, do you like Yifei?"
Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up.
"How is that possible?" he said without thinking.
To enhance the credibility of his answer, he even burst into a sly laugh.
"You know how cruel and ruthless Yifei is, she's a deadly female demon."
"How could any man so depraved as to like her?"
Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian laughing so arrogantly, Nanfeng could only shake his head inwardly.
Teacher Zeng, your vision is still too narrow.
Don't let Yifei's ruthless and cunning nature in the apartment fool you; she's a heartthrob at school.
With Yifei's extremely deceptive appearance, anyone who hasn't seen her true nature as a female devil will be attracted by her beautiful face and good figure.
Even Zhang Wei, when he first met Yifei, thought she was gentle, kind, beautiful, and generous.
It wasn't until Zhang Wei visited the Nanfeng Suite one day and saw Yi Fei kill a rat with her bare hands in room 3601 that Zhang Wei's wonderful first impression of Yi Fei was completely extinguished.
Perhaps Teacher Zeng is only saying these derogatory things to cover up his feelings for her, but Nanfeng is sure that if he really thinks Yifei has no suitors, then sooner or later Teacher Zeng will regret it.
"If you don't like Yifei, then why are you so angry?"
Nanfeng grinned and said, "Although her script was a bit outrageous, didn't you still receive payment before the New Year?"
"Teacher Zeng, if you're this unprofessional, Youyou will criticize you."
"Does not liking Yifei mean I can't get angry?"
Zeng Xiaoxian glared at her: "If that's how it is, with Yifei's fiery temper, she'd probably suffocate herself to death!"
Nanfeng chuckled to himself.
You reacted very quickly at this moment.
Next, Nanfeng tried various methods to get Zeng Xiaoxian to open up, but no matter how he tried to get information out of him, Zeng Xiaoxian insisted that he didn't like Hu Yifei.
He originally wanted to take this opportunity to encourage Teacher Zeng to confess his feelings to Yifei, so that the fake identity and fake couple would be resolved.
If Teacher Zeng wouldn't admit it to him, then there's no way to expect her to be honest with Yifei.
So Nanfeng gave up on the idea.
Want Zeng Xiaoxian to confess his feelings to Yifei?
He might as well try to get Yifei to confess her feelings to Xiaoxian first.
So Nanfeng had to find another way to resolve Teacher Zeng's frustration.
"What's bothering you right now is that you feel Yifei looks down on you and is using you as a tool. You're worried that if the lies are exposed, you won't be able to face Yifei's family."
"You think you can gain Yifei's family's approval on your own merits, so there's no need to add another layer of gilding to yourself."
Nanfeng felt an increasing urge to kick Zeng Xiaoxian as he talked.
Zeng Xiaoxian, look at what's bothering you right now. If you didn't have feelings for her, you wouldn't be this upset.
Even now, you're still stubbornly insisting that you don't like Yifei.
Just keep being stubborn!
And then there's Hu Yifei, she's also an incredibly stubborn mule!
I'll see how long you can keep up your stubbornness!
Nanfeng offered the most direct and effective method: "Since you're thinking about so many things, why don't you just tell her all of them?"
"Tell her what you think, and then ask Yifei what she thinks. Wouldn't that settle the matter?"
Nanfeng said with exasperation, "Teacher Zeng, you're supposed to be a host, don't you understand communication?"
"I understand."
Zeng Xiaoxian said aggrievedly, "But you know how Yifei usually treats me. You could say she's extremely sarcastic and cynical."
"If I just go up to her and ask her like this, no matter what she's thinking, she'll definitely criticize me first. How will I know which of her words are true and which are false then?"
He got angrier and angrier as he spoke, and even started criticizing Nanfeng.
"Yifei isn't criticizing you, so of course you're making it sound so easy."
"If you're so capable, let's switch places. You go ask for me!"
Nanfeng was lost in thought, touching the motorcycle helmet in his arms.
"It doesn't seem like it's impossible..."
I'm coming
(End of this chapter)
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