Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 302 A Bloodbath Caused by a Watch

"Dislike him? But Teacher Zeng is clearly very excellent."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt wronged and unconvinced: "Look at Teacher Zeng, he's handsome, has a great physique, is successful at a young age, has ideals and ambitions, is gentle, kind, considerate, and knows how to take care of people, and his cooking skills are pretty good..."

He rambled on for a while, even recounting his glorious act of helping an old lady cross the street when he was in kindergarten.

Yifei's expression grew increasingly strange as she listened: "Nanfeng, have you taken the wrong medicine today, or have you been bribed by Zeng Xiaoxian?"

Zeng Xiaoxian paused for a moment, then smiled awkwardly: "No, how could I be bribed by Teacher Zeng? It's just that I really think he's very outstanding."

Seeing that Yifei didn't believe him, he repeated himself, emphasizing, "I think Teacher Zeng is extremely outstanding."

Forget it.

Yifei rolled her eyes at Nanfeng with disdain: "I can tolerate you saying he's handsome, but how can you lie and say that Zeng Xiaoxian has a good figure with his weird body shape of being long on top and short on the bottom?"

"What, just because you're wearing a black helmet, does that give you the right to be shameless?"

The shameless Zeng Xiaoxian curled his lip and scoffed "tsk" in resentment.

"I think I've figured it out; you're on Zeng Xiaoxian's side today."

Yifei grumbled at Nanfeng, "Between Zeng Xiaoxian and me, shouldn't you be more biased towards me? Why are you always saying good things about him now?"

"I'm acting on principle, not personal bias."

"Even if I'm in the right, I'm still in the right!"

Yifei snorted, "And even if everything you just praised is true, I'll still dislike him."

Why?!

Zeng Xiaoxian was puzzled. If Hu Yifei still looked down on someone with his own conditions, then what kind of person could she possibly be interested in?

Could it be that only a child prodigy like the one on the fake resume, who was admitted to Tsinghua University without taking the entrance exam, is exceptionally talented, skilled in both literature and martial arts, ambitious, and open-minded, could barely catch Hu Yifei's eye?

That's a bit too high a standard.

Yifei remained silent for a while, then said indignantly, "Actually, Zeng Xiaoxian is... barely acceptable."

"Although he sometimes acts silly, goesofy, is a bit too narcissistic, and likes to court disaster from time to time..."

Zeng Xiaoxian stared in disbelief at Yifei, who was counting her minor faults on her fingers.

Xiaoxian felt her figure gradually overlap with Nanfeng's, becoming indistinguishable.

Help! Why do I have to listen to this incredibly awkward and lengthy criticism segment a second time?!

After Yifei, equally hoarse, finished listing most of Zeng Xiaoxian's shortcomings, she finally got to the point: "But I didn't take these minor flaws to heart."

"hehe……"

Zeng Xiaoxian's smile inside his helmet was incredibly stiff.

[Since you didn't care about these minor issues, why did you talk for five or six minutes straight!]

[You didn't take it to heart because you remembered it all!]

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to cry but had no tears.

Next time, could we simply omit these unimportant "although" parts and jump directly to the light and pleasant "but" parts?

Before "Nanfeng" could say anything more, Yifei continued talking to herself.

"But I just dislike Zeng Xiaoxian's indecisive, hesitant, and cowardly personality."

"When he's narcissistic, he boasts about himself to the skies, as if he can easily handle anything he encounters."

"But when it comes to things, even Curry Sauce is more efficient than him."

"That's just because Teacher Zeng is good at thinking!" Zeng Xiaoxian said, unconvinced.

Why am I so hesitant, indecisive, and cowardly?

This is called maturity, composure, prudence, and careful planning before taking action.

Indeed, his ability to think things through before acting is based on the wisdom that only his brilliant mind could possess.

This is something that a hot-tempered and unruly person like Hu Yifei could not understand.

"Nanfeng, stop making excuses for Zeng Xiaoxian."

Yifei pouted, clearly she had long been full of complaints about Zeng Xiaoxian's personality flaws.

"I won't talk about what he was like before, let's just talk about this time."

"He was clearly angry, clearly had a problem, but after being angry for two days, he couldn't even utter a single word."

"He has a lot of complaints but doesn't dare to say them, so he makes you come and talk to him. Then he goes off somewhere to clear his head."

"hehe……"

She grew angrier and angrier as she spoke: "Zeng Xiaoxian is a man, after all. Even if he can't be a strong and upright man, he can't be a coward who shrinks back and doesn't say a word when something happens."

"I'm already being quite lenient by simply criticizing his cowardly behavior."

After being scolded by Yifei, Zeng Xiaoxian instinctively shrank back and dared not utter a sound, fearing that Yifei would get angrier and angrier and eventually kill him.

What?

cowardly?

This isn't cowardice; it's called a gentleman not arguing with a woman. It's gentlemanly conduct, okay?

Just as Zeng Xiaoxian was trying to fool himself with an Ah Q-like mentality, Yi Fei stared intently at him with a fierce look in her eyes.

Zeng Xiaoxian's heart started pounding wildly.

"Nanfeng, tell me, isn't it perfectly normal for me to look down on someone like him, such a cowardly coward?"

Upon hearing the words "South Wind," Zeng Xiaoxian's previously uneasy attitude instantly underwent a complete 180-degree change.

Yeah, he's not Zeng Xiaoxian anymore, he's Nanfeng now.

Zeng Xiaoxian was afraid of Hu Yifei, but Nanfeng was never afraid of anyone as long as he was in the right.

Although it's said that a good man doesn't argue with a woman, Nanfeng never said he was a good man.

Isn't Zeng Xiaoxian the only good man in the entire Love Apartment?

Thinking about this, Zeng Xiaoxian finally let go of all his psychological burdens: "Yifei, have you ever thought about why I... why Teacher Zeng chose to tell me instead of telling you directly?"

Without hesitation, Yifei replied, "Why else? Because he's a coward."

She was truly furious at Zeng Xiaoxian's cowardly behavior today.

In Yifei's eyes, the fake resume was just a very, very small matter. However, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't dare to talk to her about such a small matter in person. Instead, he went around to Nanfeng as an intermediary.

She certainly couldn't stand this cowardly behavior, and was even somewhat disappointed.

Zeng Xiaoxian chose to run away from such a small matter, so what can she expect from this bastard?

"Yifei, do you really think you have absolutely no problems?"

Nanfeng's words made Yifei, who was already angry, frown even more: "What do you mean? What problem could I possibly have?"

"Don't you think you're sometimes too sarcastic or sarcastic towards Teacher Zeng?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said, feeling wronged, "If it were Zeng Xiaoxian instead of Nanfeng asking you these questions, would you have explained them to him so honestly and calmly?"

Yifei casually said, "When..."

"to be honest."

"Well……"

Yifei cupped her face in her hands, her fingers unconsciously tapping her delicate cheeks.

She thought it over and over, but in the end, she only came to the conclusion she had reached immediately.

"I'll probably mock him first, to vent my anger at how he treated me like a slave before."

"He'll tell the truth after he's vented."

Yifei paused, then sighed and looked down: "It's also possible that even after I've vented, I don't want to tell him the truth, I just want to see his aggrieved little face."

Thinking about it this way, Yifei suddenly realized that she might not have been very friendly to Zeng Xiaoxian.

When facing Zeng Xiaoxian, she never seemed to restrain her sharpness and brilliance.

However, she still stubbornly insisted, "So what did I do wrong? He was the one who provoked me first."

"But Teacher Zeng provoked you because you always oppressed him like a tyrant before."

"hiss……"

Yifei gasped, "What's this? You're starting to dredge up Zeng Xiaoxian's past?"

Zeng Xiaoxian muttered, "You were the one who brought up old grievances first."

"But I'm a girl."

Yifei replied matter-of-factly, "Isn't it natural for girls to bring up past grievances?"

"A girl? I really couldn't tell."

"cut!"

Yifei waved her hand: "Forget it, if we keep bringing up old grievances like this, who knows how long we'll keep doing this given how entangled Zeng Xiaoxian and I have been these past few years."

She rolled her eyes at the traitor in front of her who had completely sided with Zeng Xiaoxian: "Are you trying to say that Zeng Xiaoxian's cowardice isn't just his own fault, but sometimes also because I'm too domineering, too forceful, and too prone to sarcastic remarks?"

"That's right!"

"So you think I should be nicer to Zeng Xiaoxian and encourage him more so he'll become braver?"

"right!"

[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian knelt on the ground, hands raised to the sky, head tilted back, and shouted.]

Heavens above! Earth below!

She understood! She finally understood!

Yifei frowned and said bluntly, "No."

"Why?!" Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed in surprise.

"What else could it be?"

Yifei raised her head slightly, revealing her snow-white neck, and looked like a proud white swan that never lowered its head.

"Since we are both wrong, why should I be the one to change first? Wouldn't that mean I'm compromising with Zeng Xiaoxian?"

"In other words, doesn't this mean I lost to Zeng Xiaoxian?"

She waved her fist and said firmly, "Impossible! I, Hu Yifei, will never lose to Zeng Xiaoxian."

Zeng Xiaoxian: ...

[This competitive spirit is deadly!]

"But if you don't change, it won't be easy for Teacher Zeng to change either."

Yifei stubbornly said, "I don't care. In any case, Zeng Xiaoxian should change first, so that I will be the winner."

"but……"

She coughed lightly and said haughtily, "When he shows some manly spirit like when the four major factions besieged the Love Apartment, I think I'll treat him better."

Zeng Xiaoxian fell silent: ...

Manliness?

Does he not have it now?

Let's not talk about this anymore.

Yifei stood up and looked worriedly out of the courtyard: "I still need to go find Zeng Xiaoxian. The whole family is waiting for him. What's wrong with him?"

She looked at "Nanfeng," her eyes blazing with murderous intent: "Someone as smart as you should know what you can say to Zeng Xiaoxian and what you can't say, right?"

"But you didn't say anything you didn't want him to hear."

"That's true."

Yifei waved her hand: "Then it's up to you."

She was about to get up to look for Zeng Xiaoxian when "Nanfeng" grabbed her wrist tightly.

"Yifei, there's something else I want to ask you," Zeng Xiaoxian said nervously.

He wanted to use Nanfeng's identity to ask a question he had always wanted to ask.

So, Yifei, do you have even the slightest bit of affection for Zeng Xiaoxian?

Don't get me wrong, I asked this question purely out of curiosity.

Yes, it was just out of curiosity.

Yifei's gaze was fixed on Nanfeng's left hand, which was gripping her wrist tightly. The watch on his wrist looked very familiar to Yifei.

"Yifei, do you have feelings for Zeng Xiaoxian...?"

"Flash!"

"ah!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian clutched his stomach in pain, cold sweat pouring down his forehead.

With a gentle smile, Yifei removed the motorcycle helmet from Nanfeng's head and charmingly touched Zeng Xiaoxian's sweaty face.

"Next time you install the South Wind watch, remember not to use so much force with your left hand, and remember to take off the watch I gave you."

"Fool!"

Yifei angrily kicked Zeng Xiaoxian: "You and Nanfeng, are you trying to fool me?"

What is this?

This was exploiting her trust in Nanfeng, using such despicable and shameless means to trick her into revealing information.

Regardless of whose idea it was, neither of them would let it go.

I won't be happy until I beat them so badly they can't eat dinner tonight! (Surname Hu)

"Tell me! Where did Nanfeng go? I want to go punch him too!"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head without saying a word.

Yifei raised an eyebrow in surprise: "I didn't realize you were so loyal to your brothers. In that case, you should take the blame for Nanfeng's punch too."

"no……"

Zeng Xiaoxian struggled to regain control of his body amidst the pain and managed to squeeze out a few words.

It's not that I don't want to talk about it...

"I really didn't know!"

The "Fake Couple" episode is now complete.

This chapter mainly touched on the relationship between Xianfei and her boyfriend, but I didn't want to go too far, because the next chapter will feature the arrival of our wicked woman, Laura.

Originally, the conversation between Yifei and "Nanfeng" was not expected to be this long.

But after thinking about their personalities, I realized that if they wanted to have a proper conversation here, it would take much longer to write... so let them take their time.

Therefore, you must not be shy or concerned about saving face when dating, otherwise you will chat for longer than others.

If it were Guan Gu and Youyou, they could have confessed their feelings right away after such a long chat.

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