Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 308 The Sixty-Nine-Second Kill and the Trio with the Kids

It has to be said that Zeng Xiaoxian is quite remarkable for being able to anger the good-tempered Nanfeng to this extent.

However, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was in a state of panic, really needed someone strong enough to scold him hard and wake him up. Otherwise, he could only patiently comfort and encourage Zeng Xiaoxian, just like Nanfeng and the others had done earlier.

Encouragement and comfort are not only slow to take effect, but more importantly, it takes them ten minutes or so of comfort and encouragement before they finally see some improvement.

As a result, Lola only needed to make one phone call to the apartment suite to break Zeng Xiaoxian's defenses again.

As it turns out, comfort and encouragement are more effective after the fact.

In such an emergency, the most suitable way for Teacher Zeng to handle the situation is still the simple and direct approach like Yifei's.

Zeng Xiaoxian sat back down on the sofa. Having regained his composure, he quickly called Lisa to ask if there was any way to change tonight's guest.

then……

Poor Zeng Xiaoxian was once again subjected to Lisa's merciless abuse over the phone.

Compared to Lisa's scolding, Yifei's sarcastic remarks seemed roundabout and tactful, while Nanfeng's loud rebuke was more like a gentle spring breeze.

It can only be said that Nanfeng suffered from being too civilized.

Zeng Xiaoxian felt like he was being spit on over the phone, so he could only hang up the phone in a huff.

"Lisa said..."

Zhanbo reminded him, "Teacher Zeng, you were on speakerphone just now, we all heard it."

"What should I do? Now I'm really going to be hosting the show with Laura tonight."

Zeng Xiaoxian's hair was practically a bird's nest from scratching: "You can see how I look right now. I'm already this panicked even before she's here. What if Laura co-hosts the show...?"

"Oh my God!"

Zeng Xiaoxian banged his head against the sofa cushion in his hand: "If this keeps up, something bad is definitely going to happen to my show today."

"Teacher Zeng, I know you're panicking, but please don't panic."

Nanfeng sighed and said, "First of all, you need to understand one thing: unless you don't want your career anymore, you have to grit your teeth and go tonight with Laura as your partner, no matter what."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded dejectedly. In fact, when he made this call to Lisa, he knew that the possibility of replacing Laura was slim; it was just a last-ditch effort.

"But from this perspective, it's actually a good thing that Laura is coming to our apartment later. At least you still have time to adjust your mindset to face your ex-girlfriend."

Nanfeng couldn't even imagine how out of control the live stream would be if Zeng Xiaoxian only discovered right before the broadcast that his guest had cheated on him with his ex-girlfriend.

Yu Mo also gently comforted her, "Whether your relationship with Laura is a matter of fate or a tragic one, you only have these dozen or so hours left to share with her."

"After these ten or so hours, she will be completely gone from your life."

"Yes, once these dozen or so hours are over, she will be completely gone from my life..."

Xiao Xian kept repeating this sentence, while Nan Feng frowned slightly.

He could actually detect a hint of regret and disappointment in Teacher Zeng's tone.

This is really bad.

You're not thinking of going back to your ex, are you?

Just as Nanfeng was about to say something, he suddenly turned his head to look outside the door.

"It must be Laura."

Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up suddenly. He instinctively wanted to hide back in his bedroom, but he knew that running away now was pointless.

Xiao Xian looked at Nan Feng, Yu Mo, and Zhan Bo, and saw that the three of them were cheering him on.

"Go, Teacher Zeng!"

The trust in the three people's eyes instantly gave Zeng Xiaoxian a surge of boundless power within him.

Actually, Laura isn't as scary as she imagines, is she?

She was his first love, his former ideal woman.

It was the deep affection I felt when I was young.

She is the only mistress in the future I have imagined countless times during the 3,074 days of our love.

Yes……

……

In short, there's nothing to be afraid of about Laura, nor is there anything to hate about her.

There's nothing to regret.

I, Zeng Xiaoxian, am no longer the same person I used to be!

With a determined look on his face and an unwavering resolve, Zeng Xiaoxian strode confidently to the door.

With three soft knocks, a woman with captivating beauty and charm pushed open the door to room 3601.

"Excuse me, is Zeng Xiaoxian here?"

Laura's voice was very soft and gentle, as soft as a willow branch that had just sprouted in spring and was swaying in the wind, or like a soft feather that ran down from a person's Adam's apple and finally circled around their chest.

Her eyes are like a calm, mysterious, and alluring lake, irresistibly drawing people in with the desire to explore deeper, yet capable of drowning even the world's most skilled swimmers in their gentle depths.

As everyone knows, Zeng Xiaoxian not only has short legs, but he also can't swim.

So, unsurprisingly, he drowned.

Nanfeng and the other two watched helplessly as this alluring woman named Laura won Zeng Xiaoxian back into her fold with just a few words.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had been so resolute, was instantly captivated and led away from 3601 by Laura's hand.

Nanfeng pointed angrily in the direction the two had left, his fingers trembling slightly.

"What is this? What is this?!"

Nanfeng was so angry that he laughed: "We just spent more than half an hour here comforting and encouraging you, and also scolding you loudly."

"So this Laura hooked him up in just over a minute?!"

"So what exactly did the three of us just do?"

"We're just unlucky," Yu Mo said, rubbing her cheek and looking like she had a toothache.

She truly never expected that even the most obscure couple she shipped would have their relationship fall apart.

Teacher Zeng, you're really something!

Zhanbo looked even more bewildered at this point.

Laura seduced him so quickly that Teacher Zeng was already captivated before he could even react.

"So, is Teacher Zeng planning to repeat the same mistake? Should we stop him?"

"Zhanbo, we can't interfere in Teacher Zeng's love life."

Nanfeng said angrily, "Besides, it took a total of sixty-nine seconds from when Laura called out 'Xian'er' to when she finished speaking her last sentence."

"He was defeated by Laura in 69 seconds, how can we stop him?"

Yu Mo shook her head, stood up, picked up her bag, and prepared to leave: "Teacher Zeng is such a grown man, he probably has his own ideas too."

"Let's wait until he gets back to discuss this. I need to find out where Yifei went first."

"I'll go with you," Zhanbo and Nanfeng said in unison.

……

At the Sunny Day Bar, Yifei was drinking with Ziqiao.

Seeing Nanfeng and the other two approaching, she looked back curiously and asked, "Where's Zeng Xiaoxian? Did you manage to appease him?"

Yu Mo slammed her bag down on the bar counter and muttered angrily, "Pathetic."

Nanfeng shook his head with a smile: "It's unbearable to look at."

Zhanbo sighed: "It's unbearable to recall."

"Are you three... playing a word chain game?"

Yifei felt increasingly uneasy: "Even idiom chain games aren't played like this. What's wrong with you guys?"

Zhanbo had no choice but to honestly tell Yifei and Ziqiao what happened next.

Yifei rolled her eyes the entire time as she listened to Zeng Xiaoxian's story of falling in love, while Ziqiao listened with great interest.

"So, Teacher Zeng's ex-girlfriend was a woman who cheated on her boyfriend?"

Ziqiao whistled and joked, "No wonder he was so good at getting friend cards from that female graduate student the other day. It turns out it's all from experience."

Yifei lowered her head and fiddled with the wine glass in her hand without saying a word. Only after she finished the wine in the glass in one gulp did she laugh excitedly as if nothing had happened.

"I was originally thinking that I could listen to tonight's program or not, but after hearing what you said, I feel that tonight's live broadcast will definitely be very interesting."

Everyone nodded in agreement: "Indeed."

They were all eagerly anticipating evening.

"By the way, Yu Mo, Xiao Bo asked me to go shopping tomorrow. Do you want to come along?"

Yifei said excitedly, "Maybe we'll even bump into a handsome guy on the street!"

Yu Mo shook her head: "Forget it, Xiao Bo and I are just so-so. Besides, the handsome guys I run into on the street aren't as eye-catching as the ones in the apartment."

"You're right, aren't you, South Wind?"

Nanfeng pretended not to hear and ordered a glass of lemonade from the bartender.

Yu Mo snorted.

Then she looked at Yifei curiously: "But Xiaobo's son is only six months old, and she's a single mother. How does she manage to find the time?"

"Well..."

Yifei smiled sheepishly and explained in a voice barely audible, "I was having such a good time chatting with Xiaobo... that I just blurted out that I'd find someone to babysit her child for a day tomorrow."

"What?!"

The other four people exclaimed in surprise.

Nanfeng gasped, "Yifei, you and your classmate Xiaobo were too hasty."

Yifei dared to take on the responsibility of caring for a six-month-old baby by finding someone to help. What's even more outrageous is that the child's mother also agreed without hesitation.

That's why Yifei and Xiaobo became such good friends; they're both incredibly carefree.

Yifei scratched her head awkwardly: "I had a little to drink, and I was a bit impulsive when I was texting her."

"But I didn't expect her to be even more impulsive than me. By the time I realized what was happening, Xiaobo had already agreed."

"As you all know, I, Hu Yifei, am a man of my word, and I can't go back on my word now."

Yu Mo covered her mouth and chuckled, "I can probably understand what Xiao Bo is thinking."

"She loved to have fun in high school, and now that she's been a single mother for so long, she probably doesn't have much personal time of her own."

"Now you're saying there's a sucker willing to babysit her for a day, she'd be overjoyed."

"All right."

Nanfeng looked at Yifei: "So, which sucker are you planning to find to help her take care of the child?"

Yifei smiled and winked at Nanfeng.

Nanfeng paused, then pointed at himself with a strange expression: "The sucker you're looking for... isn't it me?"

"South wind~"

"goodbye!"

He turned and left, but he was still a step too late.

Yifei grabbed Nanfeng's wrist and said in a very charming and coquettish tone, "Nanfeng, please help me this once, okay..."

"It's true that I didn't want to help you, but why did you expect me to take care of the baby?"

Nanfeng shrugged: "You know perfectly well that my self-care ability is limited to taking care of myself, and even then I still need to rely on high technology."

"You're asking me to take care of a six-month-old baby all by myself? How could I possibly do it well?"

"Who said you're alone?"

Yifei pointed at Zhanbo: "Don't you still have Zhanbo to keep you company?"

Zhanbo, who had been grinning foolishly, was completely dumbfounded: "Sis, you've once again entrusted me with the things you can't handle!"

"And this time it's a baby!"

Even Yu Mo thought the parenting duo of Zhanbo and Nanfeng was unreliable.

"Yifei, it was really a bit thoughtless of you to let Nanfeng and Zhanbo take care of the baby."

"If you put the two of them in a suite, they might not be able to take care of themselves, let alone a baby."

If Yifei can still proudly claim that Zhanbo was raised by her since childhood, then Zhanbo is the real extinction man.

Flowers, birds, fish, insects, wild animals—anything caught will be killed; anything kept will die!

If Nanfeng, who has a bad memory, were to be added to the mix, Yu Mo felt that the baby was in grave danger.

"Then let's add another one..."

Yifei's eyes began to search around again, while Ziqiao, who had sensed danger in advance, had already quietly left the bar.

Ziqiao, who had quietly slipped to the bar's entrance, waved to the four people: "I suddenly remembered I have an appointment this afternoon, so I'll head out first."

"Remember to calculate the cost of the drinks for me!"

Before he finished speaking, the other person had vanished without a trace.

"Tch, it runs faster than a rabbit."

Yifei cursed the ungrateful guy under her breath, then her earnest gaze finally fell on Yu Mo.

"Yu Mo~"

Yu Mo sighed softly, "Yi Fei, I'm not much better than Zhan Bo and Nan Feng."

"It's alright. As the saying goes, 'Three cobblers can outwit Zhuge Liang!'"

"I believe the three of you can definitely do it."

Yifei clasped her hands together, opened her big eyes, and pleaded in a cute and coquettish manner, "Please, please, I beg you!"

The three people present rarely saw Yifei act so cute and charming, even throughout the year.

As Yifei's younger brother, her childhood sweetheart, and her childhood friend, they looked at each other and could only nod in agreement helplessly.

There's nothing I can do; she's my older sister/best friend/junior aunt.

Here it comes!

(End of this chapter)