Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 317 The Collapse of Nanfeng and His Two Friends

Nanfeng and Yumo, who both had poor memories, panicked. They searched around the empty stroller for a long time before Nanfeng finally calmed down and heard the baby making noises on the sofa.

"That really startled me."

Yu Mo sat on the sofa with a sigh of relief, gently stroking the sleeping baby's face: "I remember now, I was the one who brought the baby to the sofa."

Nanfeng laughed and said, "I already told you not to panic when something happens. The baby is so small, even if he can crawl, he might not know how."

Yu Mo rolled her eyes at Nan Feng, as if he hadn't panicked at all.

Completely oblivious to their secret, Zhanbo happily squeezed between them: "It looks like the baby's going to sleep for a long time. Anyone want to play video games with me?"

"don't want."

"never mind."

Both of them refused; they had no interest in playing video games with Zhanbo right now.

"All right."

Zhanbo felt that Nanfeng and Yumo were acting strangely today, but he was simple-minded and didn't think too much about it, assuming that the two of them just happened to be in a bad mood.

So he started playing the game by himself, while Yu Mo got up and took her gift back to 3604.

Out of curiosity and with a responsible attitude, Nanfeng went forward to check the baby supplies that Xiaobo had brought.

If the baby starts crying, it's always faster for him to look for something specific than to rummage through baby supplies randomly.

"Formula, bottles, diapers, baby toys... What's this?"

Nanfeng picked up a pair of objects that looked like pacifiers on top and silicone pads on the bottom, and asked curiously, "Are these pacifiers for baby bottles? But why are they all made of silicone, and why is the bottom so sticky?"

He said he gently pressed one of the "pacifiers" onto the back of his hand, and then he couldn't shake it off no matter how hard he tried.

"Zhanbo, look."

Nanfeng gently nudged the "pacifier": "But this pacifier seems a bit too small. Are you worried that the baby will grow into a big, chubby boy by eating so much?"

Zhanbo watched Nanfeng play with the wind, and remained silent, wanting to say something but unable to.

Finally, Zhanbo couldn't help but speak up: "Nanfeng."

"Um?"

Nanfeng looked up and asked, "What's wrong?"

"This isn't a pacifier," Zhanbo said awkwardly. "If I'm not mistaken, this should be a nipple shield."

Nanfeng raised an eyebrow: "What's a nipple shield?"

Although he had never heard of the term before, the word "breast" gave Nanfeng a bad feeling.

"It's something that mothers stick to their breasts to prevent pain and biting while the baby is breastfeeding."

Nanfeng was completely stunned: "So, this is what Xiaobo used to..."

Zhanbo nodded silently.

He looked at Zhanbo in surprise: "How did you know that?"

Zhanbo pointed to the small box containing the breast shield: "There's English on the box, you probably didn't read it carefully."

Nanfeng looked helpless upon hearing this.

He looked down and took off the nipple shield that was stuck to the back of his hand, complaining, "Why did Xiao Bo put this here? None of the three of us need it."

"Does she want Yu Mo to help breastfeed the baby?"

"What baby care?" Yu Mo asked curiously as she returned from 3604.

"no."

Nanfeng put the breast shield in his hand into the box. He had just washed his hands and thought for a moment before getting up and heading to the kitchen.

"Let me disinfect this first."

Nanfeng then sterilized the items at high temperature in the kitchen, wrapped them in paper towels, wrung them out to remove water droplets, and finally put them back into the small box.

By the time he came out of the kitchen, the baby had been awake for quite some time.

At this moment, Zhanbo was holding his precious Optimus Prime and flying it around in front of the baby, telling the baby the great epic of Cybertron five million years ago.

Yu Mo laughed from the side, "Zhanbo, the baby hasn't even figured out his own planet yet. Isn't it a bit too early to ask him to understand stories about other planets?"

"This isn't a story, it's an epic!" Zhanbo corrected loudly.

"Okay, epic, epic."

Yu Mo nodded and asked, "So, is that golden cudgel you mentioned dead or not?"

Zhanbo, who takes Transformers very seriously, corrected him loudly again: "That's called Optimus Prime!"

Whether it was because Zhanbo's voice was too loud or for some other reason, the baby, who was originally reaching out his little hands to grab Optimus Prime, suddenly burst into tears.

The three of them immediately became flustered.

Zhanbo instinctively wanted to pick up the baby, but he was sitting right in front of the baby's head. If he picked the baby up in such a flustered manner, the baby would end up with one leg up and the head down.

"stop!"

Yu Mo quickly scolded Zhan Bo, and then she also tried to pick up the baby.

Then she reached out and touched the baby's head.

"You stop too!"

Nanfeng quickly stepped forward and picked up the baby: "What are you panicking about? It's perfectly normal for a six-month-old baby to cry."

He watched as the two babies panicked whenever they cried, and the guy, who could barely distinguish between a child's head and feet, sighed, "You still have to watch me."

So Nanfeng held the baby and tried to soothe him for a while, but the baby still couldn't stop crying.

The baby's loud cries made Nanfeng, with his exceptional hearing, feel even more distressed, and his tone now carried the same panic as the two of them.

"It seems the baby wasn't frightened; it must be something else."

He turned to Zhanbo: "Zhanbo, think quickly, what did Xiaobo just say about when the baby would cry?"

"Let me think, let me think..."

Zhanbo said, "Xiaobo said they had already fed the baby before they came, so the baby shouldn't be hungry so soon."

"Nanfeng, feel the diaper and see if the baby has pooped?"

At this moment, Nanfeng didn't care about being a germaphobe. He touched the baby's diaper and found it to be quite heavy.

He slightly opened the diaper to peek inside, but only glanced at it before closing his eyes again.

"The baby really does have diarrhea."

He gently placed the baby back on the sofa and said to Zhanbo and Yumo, "I'll go get some diapers. Which of you two will change the baby's diaper?"

"what?"

Zhanbo asked instinctively, "Why don't you change it yourself?"

"Because I'm a germaphobe."

Nanfeng trembled all over at the thought of changing her baby's diaper.

If it were just him alone, he would have to go even if he didn't want to, but now that Zhanbo and Yumo are there, it would be too much of a burden for him to go change diapers.

Nanfeng urged, "You two hurry up and choose one, or the baby will cry his eyes out."

Zhanbo and Yumo exchanged a glance, then pushed each other, neither wanting to do the job.

However, Yu Mo was, after all, Zhan Bo's half-sister. Zhan Bo, who was born with no resistance to his sister, could only put up a few stubborn resistances before he had no choice but to obediently listen to her.

He reluctantly stepped forward, and Nanfeng, pinching her nose, handed Zhanbo diapers and wet wipes from a distance.

After Zhanbo hurriedly changed the baby's diaper, Yumo picked up the baby and comforted him for a while before 3601's crying gradually subsided.

The three of them exchanged a glance, and without prior arrangement, they all plopped down on the sofa and looked up at the sky.

Nanfeng said, "We shouldn't have taken this job last night."

"Agreed."

"agree."

Yu Mo stroked the baby in her arms: "But the baby is quite cute when he's not crying. I really hope he can be quiet for a while longer."

As soon as she finished speaking, the baby started crying loudly again, for some unknown reason.

"This baby can't take praise!" Yu Mo exclaimed anxiously.

So the three of them started scrambling around again.

……

As evening fell, Yifei and Xiaobo, carrying large and small shopping bags, walked up the escalator after returning from shopping.

"Don't worry, Xiaobo, Nanfeng and the other two are very reliable."

Yifei confidently assured Xiaobo, "Look, we've been shopping all afternoon, and they haven't called us."

"That's why I said it's something as simple as taking care of a baby, they can definitely handle it."

"I really have to thank the three of them this time."

Xiao Bo sighed to Yi Fei, "Yi Fei, you have no idea how bored I've been ever since I had the baby."

"My baby needs constant care, and I haven't been shopping in ages."

As she reminisced, she sighed, "But after this shopping trip, I don't know when I'll be able to go shopping with you again."

"What are you saying?"

Facing her old classmate, Yifei once again boasted, "You can come find me anytime you want to go shopping. I'll find someone to take care of the baby for you."

"real?"

Xiao Bo's face lit up with joy upon hearing this: "That's wonderful, Yi Fei, you're truly my best friend."

Yifei's smile froze.

No, aren't you going to be a little polite?

In her inner world, Yifei was frantically slapping herself.

[Let's see you talk big!]

[Let's see you talk big!]

[Yifei sighed, "What am I going to do now?"]

She tried to salvage her lie, but Xiao Bo had already started fantasizing about his bright future.

"Yifei, how about we go shopping once a week from now on?"

Yifei's smile was stiff and forced: "Going shopping once a week, isn't that a bit too extravagant?"

"That's true, neither of our wallets can afford it."

"How about once every two weeks?"

"No, Xiao Bo, listen to me..."

The two stepped out of the elevator and arrived at room 3601. Yifei wanted to say something to Xiaobo, but she only saw that Xiaobo was frozen in place.

Yifei followed Xiaobo's gaze and saw three people sitting in the living room, looking exhausted and with hair as messy as a bird's nest.

"Nanfeng, Yumo, Zhanbo!"

Yifei covered her mouth in surprise: "Oh my god... how did the three of you become like this?"

The three of them sighed, their faces filled with a sense of unbearable sorrow for the past.

Clearly, the baby had exhausted the three of them during that long afternoon.

Fortunately, they fulfilled their mission in the end, and the baby was unharmed.

He just fell asleep.

"Forget it, let's not talk about this anymore."

Yu Mo waved her hand wearily, forcing a smile as she asked, "So, did you two have a good time shopping today?"

"I'm so happy!" Xiao Bo said, beaming. "Yifei even said she'd go shopping with me every two weeks from now on, which makes me even happier."

"what?"

Yifei pointed to herself in confusion.

I clearly haven't agreed yet!

Compared to Yifei's bewildered expression, Nanfeng and the other two reacted much more strongly.

They were stunned for a moment, then jumped up from the sofa in unison after they realized what was happening.

"What?!" the three shouted.

Zhanbo stammered, "Then, who will take care of the baby when you go shopping in the future?"

Yifei gave a dry laugh and said in a voice barely audible, "How about... how about you guys work a little harder?"

"hehe……"

The three of them, Nanfeng and his companions, exchanged glances and simultaneously made an X on their chests.

"impossible!!!"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)