Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 322 Ziqiao's So-Called Best Strategy

Ziqiao took a sip of water and said slowly, "Actually, the best strategy is very simple..."

As he spoke, the five people sitting at the dining table transformed into various colored lights and flew away from the balcony. They passed through the door of the Sunny Day Bar and sat down on the bar's large sofa.

Faced with such a surreal scene, the bartenders and patrons seemed oblivious to the incredible spectacle, simply going about their own business.

The figures of Xiaoxian and his four companions, sitting on the sofa, were faintly visible. With a snap of Ziqiao's fingers, a pile of drinks and snacks appeared on the coffee table.

The five men drank and ate snacks, preparing to enjoy a good show that Zi Qiao would bring them.

At that moment, Laura, sitting at the bar, was holding a cocktail and chatting and laughing with the bartender Joey next to her. Their eyes were full of affection and love, like a spark ignited between them.

Joey's shirt was already unbuttoned at the top two, and Laura's right hand, painted with red nail polish, was already inside the shirt, pressed against Joey's muscular chest.

Her slender, long fingers were gently caressing Joey's chest, and Joey, the usually serious and responsible bartender, was now completely captivated, his soul seemingly surrendering to her.

As Laura gently whispered something in Joey's ear, his face suddenly turned bright red, and his blood began to boil.

Especially after Laura finished whispering, she gently touched Joey's earlobe with the tip of her tongue.

"Ah..." Joey let out a cry of ecstasy.

"Hello!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was so angry that his teeth itched, and he looked at Lu Ziqiao with a dissatisfied expression.

"Lu Ziqiao, aren't your fantasies a bit too lewd and erotic!"

"How could Laura possibly be hanging out with Joey, especially in such an ambiguous way!"

He instantly transformed into a moral exemplar, exclaiming, "In broad daylight!"

"Bright and clear heavens!"

"This...this...this...this is immoral!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's expression was extremely unpleasant at that moment.

You have to understand that he and Laura have been in a relationship for eight years, and he has never enjoyed the treatment that Joey is receiving now.

[I'm so envious... Pshaw!]

This is utterly despicable!

"cut."

Before Ziqiao could reply, Yifei, who was standing to the side, was already annoyed by Xiaoxian's sour face.

"What do you mean, how could Laura possibly be hanging out with Joey?"

"Joey is handsome, has a great physique, and is a first-rate person. What makes him unworthy of Laura?"

"Besides, if Laura likes you, there's no reason she wouldn't like Joey."

She chuckled sarcastically, "Even if we take a step back, when have you ever seen a female sea monster who can chain boats together as if walking on flat ground and be picky about her food?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless after being confronted by Yifei, so he could only vent his anger on the culprit, Lu Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, what does this scene have to do with me solving Laura's problem?"

"Lola and I are just friends now. She can see whoever she wants, and I have no reason to interfere."

Ziqiao shrugged: "I didn't say this scene had anything to do with you dealing with Laura."

"Depend on!"

Xiaoxian rolled her eyes at Ziqiao: "Then why are you fantasizing so much?"

"Teacher Zeng, you don't understand. This is a necessary prelude."

Ziqiao said in a serious tone, "Before the male protagonist carries out the righteous punishment, we should first portray how shameful, despicable, and hateful the female villain is. This will help to arouse the audience's emotions."

"Furthermore, as the Lüshi Chunqiu says: more sex and violence scenes are needed to stimulate the audience's desire to watch."

He pointed to Zhanbo and Wanyu beside him and said, "Look, these two little ones seem to really enjoy watching, don't they?"

Zhanbo, who had been watching Laura and Joey flirting intently, was deeply shocked. It was as if a new world had opened up for him in that instant.

However, when Ziqiao pointed at himself, Zhanbo still closed his wide-open mouth with his hand.

No, I didn't.

Zhanbo wiped his drool.

"Me neither, I don't like watching it at all."

Wan Yu, covering her eyes with her hand, spoke with righteous indignation.

The four of them looked at Wanyu's pair of bright, expressive eyes peeking out from between her fingers and shook their heads helplessly.

Ziqiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder to comfort him: "Teacher Zeng, as a man, I can understand how you feel right now."

"But please be patient, the main event is about to begin."

With a snap of his fingers, Zi Qiao saw the door of the Sunny Day Bar crash down.

Dust billowed up at the bar entrance, and the crowd erupted in uproar.

A figure walked in unhurriedly through the fallen bar door.

Dressed in a black and gray suit, Zeng Xiaoxian, with a cold and domineering expression, lightly patted the dust off his clothes and then walked straight towards Laura.

Laura was initially surprised to see the gate collapse, but when she saw Zeng Xiaoxian, she smiled gently and said, "Xian'er~"

"Lola, I have something to tell you."

The domineering CEO Xiaoxian stood before Laura, his face expressionless, his eyes cold and devoid of any warmth.

"Xian'er, what brings you here? I was just about to go back to look for you..."

Before Laura could finish speaking, the domineering CEO Xiaoxian interrupted her with a gesture: "Woman, you have no right to interrupt me."

As he spoke, he grinned crookedly, revealing a wicked and arrogant smile.

"hiss……"

Yifei was so disgusted by that wicked smile that she got goosebumps all over.

She thought Zeng Xiaoxian was already disgusting enough because he was so fussy and effeminate, but she never expected that Zeng Xiaoxian would have an even more disgusting side.

Wan Yu was very curious: "Why does everyone think that domineering CEOs only smile with half their face? Is the other half of their face paralyzed?"

Ziqiao gestured for them to be quiet, indicating that they should stop talking and watch the story unfold in silence.

Faced with the unfamiliar Zeng Xiaoxian, Laura's eyes flashed with shock and panic.

She wanted to say something more, but the domineering CEO Xiaoxian ignored her and continued talking.

"Lola, I am now formally informing you that we are over, and it is an end to all relationships, including family, friendship, love, and social connections."

"From now on, do not contact me, and do not come looking for me."

"We two will never see each other again, in life or in death."

The domineering CEO Xiaoxian coldly stated, "This is an announcement, not a discussion."

After saying that, he turned and left.

Laura hurriedly grabbed the domineering CEO Xiaoxian, wanting to say something to salvage the situation, but he disgustedly shook off Laura's hand.

Ignoring Laura's attempts to persuade him to stay, Xiaoxian turned and walked out of the bar without looking back.

"Xian'er, Xian'er!"

Laura couldn't care less about Joey at this point; she was in a hurry to catch up with Zeng Xiaoxian, but she twisted her ankle the next moment because she was too rushed.

"what!"

Laura let out a scream and fell heavily to the ground.

While clutching her ankle, she reached out with her other hand, tears streaming down her face, calling out, "Xian'er, Xian'er!"

Zeng Xiaoxian continued walking towards the bar entrance at a leisurely pace, never choosing to turn back.

Yifei: "..."

Xiaoxian: "..."

Zhanbo: "..."

Wan Yu: "..."

Xiao Xian put his arm around Zi Qiao's shoulder and said, "Lu Zi Qiao, you're really something."

"I've watched so many melodramatic, tragic, and idol dramas, but I've never found many that are more melodramatic, more tragic, or more idol-like than the plot you're imagining right now!"

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow smugly: "There's more to come."

"besides!"

Zeng Xiaoxian continued reading in surprise.

The domineering CEO Xiao Xian stepped back onto the fallen door of the bar, then suddenly stopped and sighed softly.

"Lola, you are a ship of the old era, unable to carry me, a passenger of the new era."

The domineering CEO Xiao Xian looked up at the azure sky, sunlight gently kissing his cold eyes through his fingers.

At this moment, even the domineering CEO Xiaoxian's cold eyes finally revealed a warm, sunny smile.

He murmured, "It's time to let the past end and embrace the new future."

The domineering CEO Xiaoxian's gaze shifted from looking at the unattainable sun on the horizon to looking straight ahead at the bright and splendid distance.

In the distance, bathed in sunlight, a blurry female figure was seen with outstretched arms toward him.

The domineering CEO Xiao Xian laughed heartily and couldn't wait to walk towards the woman bathed in sunlight.

"Wait a moment!"

A call made his eyes turn cold again, and the domineering CEO Xiaoxian turned to look at Joey, who was buttoning his shirt.

"What's up?"

"that……"

Joey pointed to the bar door that Zeng Xiaoxian had stepped on: "Brother Xian, you can act cool as you please, but you still have to pay for the damage to our bar door."

"Will you be paying in cash, check, WeChat, Alipay, or would you like me to call 110 for you?"

Upon hearing this, the domineering CEO Xiao Xian immediately lost his composure. He hurriedly nodded and bowed, smiling obsequiously at Joey, "Joey, for the sake of our friendship, could I possibly reduce the amount I have to pay?"

As he spoke, he began to fawn over Joey, massaging his shoulders and legs.

Yifei: "..."

Xiaoxian: "..."

Zhanbo: "..."

Wan Yu: "..."

[The plot development is so absurd yet somehow makes sense... isn't that even more absurd?!]

Ziqiao was very satisfied with the four dumbfounded guys in front of him. He snapped his fingers lightly, and his fantasy came to an abrupt halt.

Everything in the bar seemed to be gradually erased from top to bottom by a giant eraser, leaving Xiao Xian and his three friends dumbfounded as they returned to the table in room 3601.

"How about that? Isn't my best strategy incredibly simple and straightforward?"

Yifei stared in disbelief, muttering to herself, "My God!"

Wanyu exclaimed excitedly, "Oh my god~"

Seeing that his older sister and Wanyu had both spoken, Zhanbo nodded in agreement and exclaimed, "Oh my god!"

"Oh my god?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his head with his hands, looking utterly devastated, and cried out, "Lu Ziqiao, is this your best strategy?"

"Is this even a human solution?!"

"Hey, hey, hey, how come this isn't a solution a human being could come up with?" Ziqiao said with great dissatisfaction.

He recklessly broke the unspoken rules of the underworld to give Zeng Xiaoxian advice, only to have that bastard openly curse him in return.

"Hehehe..."

Zeng Xiaoxian gave a wry smile: "Are you sure you want me to confront Laura like this?"

"It's artistic embellishment; it's normal for fantasy worlds to be a bit exaggerated. The key is to capture the essence."

Ziqiao said, "Maintaining a relationship is a matter for two people, but ending a relationship only requires one person."

"Just tell Laura, in your fantasy, that everything between you is over, and then don't listen to what she has to say or give her any chance to try to win her back."

"Turn around and leave, block all your contact methods, and even if she comes to your apartment, you have to treat her like she's not there."

"For carnivores like us, we generally don't spend too much effort on a single prey."

Ziqiao said confidently, "As long as you are firm enough and don't give her any chance, she will lose interest in you in three days at most and then move on to the next target."

Here it comes!

(End of this chapter)