Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 324 The Last Supper

Wanyu comforted her, "Teacher Zeng, I know you are very anxious right now."

"If all else fails, we'll try to think of something for you. But please, don't harm minors."

"Besides, Curry Sauce is too silly to handle Laura at all."

"That's true." Zeng Xiaoxian sighed.

Ziqiao rubbed his hands together, a hint of smugness in his eyes: "Teacher Zeng, I know you're in a difficult position right now."

"How about this, I'll help you find a girlfriend in the entire apartment building?"

"Don't worry, I'll definitely find you a perfect girlfriend by the day after tomorrow at the latest."

Xiao Xian rolled her eyes at Zi Qiao: "Lu Zi Qiao, do you think I'm stupid? You've made such a big fuss, are you afraid that Laura won't know?"

"Besides, I'm the vice-chairman of the apartment's residents' committee. If everyone in the apartment knew that I was scared to death by my ex-girlfriend who cheated on me, and even had to hold a city-wide search for a fake girlfriend, how could I maintain my position as vice-chairman? Would I have no face left?"

Ziqiao sighed and said, "Then you should keep your pride and keep wearing your green hat."

"cut."

Having exhausted all other options, Zeng Xiaoxian finally turned his attention back to Yifei. He humbly and ingratiatingly stepped forward to massage her shoulders and legs, saying, "Yifei, little Feifei, Feifei Feifei..."

"snort."

Yifei let out a disdainful sneer, then put on airs and enjoyed Zeng Xiaoxian's service.

Now you've finally thought of me? Too late!

Unexpectedly, Zeng Xiaoxian's next words almost made her smash the table in anger.

"Yifei, could you... ask any of the girls in your class if there's one who's willing to do a good deed and help me get out of this misery?"

Hu Yifei: "..."

Yifei's hands clenched until they turned pale. She tried her best to calm herself and asked with a smile, "Which girl in my class do you want to help you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, flattered, asked, "Can I choose this myself?"

Before Yifei could reply, he said with a smile, "Actually, I'm fine with anything, I'm not picky..."

Xiao Xian then let out a lewd and smug laugh, covering his mouth as he chuckled, "Of course, it would be best if she were pretty, had a good figure, a generous personality, and preferably some skills that could help me completely crush Laura."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: "I remember Yao Yao and Qian Qian from your class are pretty good."

"Go to hell!"

Yifei kicked Zeng Xiaoxian to the ground, yelling, "You sleazy 80s-born uncle, how dare you prey on our 95s-born kids?! Pah!"

After saying that, she stormed off in a huff.

Only Zeng Xiaoxian fell on his backside. He rubbed his butt and said with a resentful look, "If you're not going to help, then don't help. Why did you have to kick me?"

Zhanbo asked worriedly, "Teacher Zeng, what are your plans next?"

"What else can we do?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said dejectedly, "Let's try to find the best candidate."

That's what they say, but these days, finding a beautiful, sexy, generous, enthusiastic, helpful girlfriend who can outdo Laura's fake girlfriend is no easy feat.

Where can I find such a fake girlfriend?

How about... Nuolan?

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't decide for the moment whether to ask Nanfeng to invite Nuolan over to help him again, or to try to persuade the girls in the apartment who might be able to help.

For example... Yifei?

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was endlessly agonizing over his choices, felt like his head was about to explode.

He then waved his hand and said, "Never mind, let's leave it at that for now."

"Let's see what Laura does next; maybe she doesn't actually have that idea."

"cut."

The remaining three scoffed at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was still hesitating, and then left without prior arrangement.

"Teacher Zeng, remember to wash the dishes!"

Zhanbo reminded him.

"Huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to himself in surprise.

No, I made my own breakfast today, so why do I have to wash the dishes myself?

……

Although Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated and wanted to put this matter aside and escape it, just like all the things that had bothered him in the past, reality never goes as he wished.

After Wan Yu told Zeng Xiaoxian about what happened at the elevator entrance at the Sunny Day Bar, Zeng Xiaoxian was completely at his wits' end.

"You mean Laura and Paul were actually dating, and they just broke up at the coffee shop this morning... and then Laura seamlessly took over as the coffee shop owner?!"

"That's right."

Wan Yu covered her face and said, "I'm too embarrassed to tell Allen that Laura is currently living in our suite, otherwise it would be too shameful."

"That's amazing!" Nanfeng said, rubbing his chin.

Wan Yu blinked: "What's so great about it?"

While Laura's seamless transition speed is outrageous, it's still far behind Ziqiao's back then.

It is said that Zi Qiao's record is to go on dates and check into hotels with eight different girls in a row for seventy-two hours straight, with his timeline being extremely tight and full.

He watched the same movie eight times in three days, pretending it was his first time watching it each time.

"I'm not saying Laura is amazing, I'm talking about that Xiao Hua."

Nanfeng clicked her tongue in amazement and said, "You mean when Xiaohua confessed his feelings to you yesterday morning, his English was terrible, but this morning he got full marks on both the GRE and TOEFL?!"

He looked bewildered and exasperated: "Sometimes I really feel like this world is full of bugs. Putting aside how Xiaohua's English improved so dramatically in a single day, how did he manage to get the certificate the very next morning?"

Nanfeng looked at Wanyu, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Nanfeng, why are you looking at me like that?" Wanyu asked nervously.

"Wanyu, the happiness of all mankind depends on you."

Nanfeng said with great interest, "If you can get Xiaohua out of the house and tell him that you don't like boys who can't invent perpetual motion machines and elixirs of immortality, he might bring those two fantastic creations to you as a betrothal gift tomorrow morning."

"South Wind, stop fooling around."

He shrugged: "I was just kidding."

If Xiao Hua could really achieve that, he wouldn't be human, but a god, a true god.

"Is this the time for you two to be talking about these things?"

Zeng Xiaoxian cried out, "Why aren't you all helping me think of a solution?"

Even though Xiaoxian already knew that Laura had quite a rich romantic history, he didn't expect that Laura was changing boyfriends faster than she was changing clothes.

No matter how much of an Ah Q mentality Zeng Xiaoxian possessed, at this moment he could no longer deceive himself into believing that Laura's purpose was simple.

Nanfeng shrugged: "Didn't Ziqiao already come up with a solution for you? I think his idea this time is quite reliable."

"It's very reliable, but the problem is no one is willing to be my fake girlfriend," Zeng Xiaoxian lamented.

"This is indeed a difficult problem to solve..."

Nanfeng thought about it carefully, and suddenly an idea struck him: "If a girlfriend isn't an option, how about a boyfriend?"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian fearfully moved away from Nanfeng: "What do you want to do?"

south wind:"……"

Teacher Zeng, do you have some misconception about your charm?

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about myself, I'm talking about Zhang Wei."

Nanfeng held out his palm: "Knowing him as I do, he'd dare to mess with anyone, not just Laura, but even Yifei."

Xiao Xian was speechless: "If I'm going to spend five hundred yuan, why don't I just find a girl to play my girlfriend? Why did I have to hire Zhang Wei?"

"Too."

Then Nanfeng asked curiously, "So why didn't you ask Yifei for help?"

"Last time you acted as Fei's fake boyfriend to help her deal with her parents, so this time you can have her act as your fake girlfriend to help you deal with Laura."

Zeng Xiaoxian froze instantly, without uttering a word.

"Teacher Zeng, Teacher Zeng?"

Wan Yu waved her hand in front of his eyes, only to find that Zeng Xiaoxian hadn't even moved his eyes: "Is he... frozen?"

"Don't ask, the answer is he's starting to agonize over things again."

Just when the two thought Zeng Xiaoxian would struggle with this for a long time as usual, he suddenly exhaled a breath of stale air.

"This is between Laura and me, and I don't want to involve Yifei."

He stood up and said resolutely, "I've made up my mind. I'm going to talk to Laura myself and make sure she leaves my world completely."

Nanfeng and Wanyu exchanged a meaningful glance.

When Zeng Xiaoxian saw that the two of them didn't react at all after hearing his grand words, he was immediately brought back to reality.

"Young Master, Miss, I've finally made up my mind, could you please give me some feedback?"

Wan Yu spoke frankly: "Teacher Zeng, this is the third time you have expressed your determination in the past few days. We don't need to say more about the results of the first two times, right?"

"It's not that we don't support you, but as it stands, you and Laura are definitely not on the same level. Laura doesn't even need to say a word; one look from her and you're already back down."

Nanfeng also agreed with Wanyu's statement: "Teacher Zeng, I know you want to put an end to the story between the two of you, but the difference in combat power between you and Laura is too great. We are afraid that you will be defeated by her again."

"Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Zeng Xiaoxian said confidently, "As the saying goes, things don't happen more than three times. I'm sure I can do it this time."

As he spoke, he pulled out his phone and ran toward the bar's door, clearly heading to confront Laura again.

"Teacher Zeng!"

Wan Yu shouted loudly, but Zeng Xiaoxian ran further and further away without turning his head.

She suddenly felt that this scene was somewhat like the scene in Ziqiao's fantasy, so Wanyu had a sudden urge to reach out and call out to Zeng Xiaoxian's back.

"Xian'er~"

"hiss……"

Nanfeng's teeth itched from Wanyu's use of "Xian'er," and his whole face wrinkled up.

Wan Yu chuckled awkwardly, "Sorry, Zi Qiao led me astray."

It wasn't that I was being irrational, it's just that the scene of Laura crying and calling for Xian'er was too mesmerizing.

She asked Nanfeng, "Do you think Teacher Zeng will succeed this time?"

"It's going to be tough." Nanfeng wasn't optimistic about Zeng Xiaoxian's honesty this time.

However, in Nanfeng's eyes, it was already quite remarkable that Teacher Zeng was able to confront Laura again and again.

Yesterday he thought Teacher Zeng was going to be completely drowned in Laura's gentle embrace, so it seems that Dr. Ouyang's psychological therapy is quite effective.

As for whether there were any other reasons that drove Teacher Zeng to repeatedly break free from Laura's temptations, Nanfeng had no idea.

"Speaking of which, why haven't I seen Zhanbo today?"

Nanfeng chuckled and joked, "Haven't he always been your little follower?"

"Ever since Ziqiao asked Zhanbo what his down-to-earth dreams were this morning, Zhanbo has been acting strangely."

Wanyu sighed.

She knew exactly what Zhanbo was struggling with, but there was nothing she could do to help him.

They are all travelers on their journey to find their dreams, experiencing a journey from which they have no idea when it will end.

Wanyu suddenly asked, "Nanfeng, what is your dream?"

"May you live to be 108 years old."

"One hundred and eight years old?"

Wanyu asked curiously, "How did you arrive at this number with perfect zeros?"

"Because when I'm 108 years old it will be the 22nd century, and by then I will have achieved the ultimate accomplishment of living through three centuries."

"You really are unusually serious about some strange things," Wanyu complained.

Just as the two were chatting casually, Zeng Xiaoxian walked back triumphantly.

Nanfeng and Wanyu were immediately startled upon seeing this.

Did Teacher Zeng really succeed this time?

"that……"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled obsequiously, "Lola said she wants to invite everyone in the apartment to dinner together."

"Depend on!"

(End of this chapter)