Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 349 Guan Gu's Secret Exposed

"3603," Yu Mo said, rubbing her still-sleepy head. "That's roughly what happened. I can't remember the rest."

"Is that all?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was dumbfounded: "You rambled on for over six thousand words, even adding descriptions of actions and thoughts, but the only useful information is that Yifei went on a date last night and we got drunk together?"

"That's so amateurish!"

Yu Mo was amused by Zeng Xiaoxian's words: "Teacher Zeng, if you don't have much literary knowledge yourself, don't criticize others, OK?"

"Do I lack literary cultivation?"

Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up and exclaimed, "I have double master's degrees in history and philosophy!"

"That's another double master's degree holder with no literary talent!"

Yu Mo snorted: "If you want useful information, I don't think you need to look for the truth. Anyway, I can guess what will happen next."

I'll sum it up in five words: You're having a drunken rampage!

"Alright, we've got the truth, the story's over. Everyone, go to work or rest as you please."

She took a vicious bite of the sandwich in her hand as she spoke.

I didn't get enough sleep last night and was woken up by these two idiots. My head was still spinning when I woke up this morning. Even so, I was still trying to help Teacher Zeng recall things carefully, and he actually dared to say that I was being sloppy.

This is absolutely incomprehensible!

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled dryly and said, "Yu Mo, that's not what I meant."

"Don't try to fool me, I'm not falling for that."

Yu Mo turned her head away and ignored Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zhang Wei spoke up in defense of Teacher Zeng, saying, "Yu Mo, I think Teacher Zeng is just anxious to know what happened, so don't take it to heart."

He leaned closer and said, "Also, Teacher Zeng is most likely acting out because he's drunk. What about me?"

"I went to bed early in my own room last night, so how come I woke up this morning to find myself with Teacher Zeng?"

"Zhang Wei, I really have no recollection of what happened to you."

Yu Mo thought for a moment and said, "Last night, only Meijia and Zhanbo didn't drink much. They should know more than I do. You can ask them later."

Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian exchanged a glance, then prepared to get up and go find Mei Jia and Zhan Bo.

Just then, the voices of Meijia, Youyou, and Guangu came from outside the balcony.

"Honestly, I just realized that the whole 3604 has been turned into a complete mess by these lunatics. I don't know how long it will take to clean it up."

"Meijia, is it possible that the group of lunatics you're talking about... includes me and Youyou?"

"Yes, I'm talking about you two drama fanatics."

The three followed the sound to the balcony, where they saw Guan Gu and Youyou chatting on the balcony of room 3604, with Youyou holding a freshly washed bed sheet in her arms.

"Hey, Yu Mo, Zhang Wei, Teacher Zeng, what brings you three to room 3603 so early in the morning?"

Youyou greeted the three people on the next balcony with enthusiasm.

"Youyou, Guangu, do you know what exactly happened last night?"

"last night?"

Youyou and Guangu exchanged a glance, their faces simultaneously donning masks of pain.

"We don't want to remember."

"No!"

Xiao Xian and Zhang Wei shouted in unison.

……

A moment later, Meijia, Youyou, and Guangu sat down on the sofa in room 3603.

"So, the three of you have completely forgotten what happened last night?"

Meijia looked at Yu Mo and the other two suspiciously: "You three aren't trying to use this as an excuse to avoid work, are you?"

She pointed in the direction of 3604: "Let me tell you, none of you five are going to escape the cleanliness of 3604 today."

"Okay, okay, okay."

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei nodded in agreement: "We'll talk about hygiene later. So, Meijia, do you know how the three of us ended up in room 3603 out of nowhere?"

"I don't know."

Mika shrugged: "As far as I remember, this is what happened after we finished drinking together..."

As Meijia recounted her story, time rewound to the Sunny Day Bar of the previous night.

……

Bartender Bing walked over with a smile: "Are you all satisfied with our new vodka?"

Slightly drunk, Guan Gu said, "Very satisfied. Didn't you see all the bottles are empty?"

Ah Bing bowed slightly: "Okay, please enjoy your meal. Feel free to call me anytime if you need anything."

Ziqiao, slightly tipsy, nudged Meijia and said, "Can you leave the door open for me tonight?"

Meijia glanced sideways at Ziqiao: "It's so late, where are you going if you're not going back to your apartment after drinking?"

Zi Qiao, his face flushed, chuckled and said through his drunken slurred words, "Of course I'm going out to have some fun."

"roll!"

Meijia's face immediately darkened: "You dare to go out and cause trouble when you're drunk? Be careful you don't cause any trouble."

"I'm warning you, if you're not home by midnight tonight I'm going to put the hotlinking on."

Ziqiao whistled dismissively: "Whatever, I can just call Curry Sauce later and ask her to leave the door open for me."

"roll!"

Just as Guan Gu, Mei Jia, and Zi Qiao were chatting casually, a burst of bold singing came from the air.

"The waves surge and flow, the mighty river never ceases its roar..."

Zeng Xiaoxian staggered back from the restroom carrying a bottle of vodka, with Zhanbo following behind him, trying to help him up.

He tilted his head back and let out a very long, deep burp.

"Hiccup...hiccup...hiccup hiccup hiccup hiccup...hiccup hiccup..."

Zhanbo was instantly stunned: "There's actually a hiccuping rhythm like this?"

"hey-hey……"

Zeng Xiaoxian staggered to his feet, raised his bottle, and roared, "Call me the ancient Greek god of burps!"

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses: "This doesn't seem like a joke from this era, does it?"

"Shhhhhh!"

Zeng Xiaoxian glared angrily at Guangu: "You're too noisy! You're too noisy! I can't even hear the coffee table anymore!"

"You're yelling so loudly, and you still have the nerve to say I'm noisy?"

Guan Gu also let out a hiccup: "Besides, where did the noise come from from the coffee table?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's legs went weak, and he collapsed onto the sofa. Lying there, he chuckled to himself, "It's because you're too noisy that the turtle doesn't talk to you."

Guan Gu: "..."

Why are we suddenly talking about turtles again?

He turned to look at Meijia, who hadn't drunk much, and asked, "How much did Teacher Zeng drink tonight?"

Mika thought for a moment: "We drank two cases of vodka in total, and he finished almost one case by himself."

This was the first time Meijia had ever seen Teacher Zeng drink so much. You know, he didn't drink this much when he successfully auditioned for "Xiaoxian's Appointment".

Guan Gu was stunned when he heard this: "The rest of us drank more than a case, how come I didn't feel anything?"

Meijia pointed to Yu Mo, who was being helped back by Youyou: "That's because Yu Mo drank more than half a case by herself, while the rest of us only drank half a case together."

Yu Mo's face was flushed red, and her whole face looked just like a ripe apple.

She clapped her hands and said, "Teacher Zeng, you sang so beautifully just now."

"Right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and asked, "Where was I in the song just now?"

"Oh, right..."

He then belted out: "Waves surge, waves flow, the mighty river never stops flowing... I decide my future, dancing and playing all day long on the screen."

"The dream of uninterrupted power is accelerating... Fairy tales say there's a rainbow after the rain..."

Ziqiao shuddered: "Why does that last sentence give me such a chilling feeling, like a family falling apart?"

Mika snorted: "As if you're going to get married."

"Too."

He waved his hand: "Never mind, I'll go to the restroom first and make a phone call while I'm at it."

After Ziqiao left, Youyou tossed the drunken Yumo onto the sofa.

"My God, everyone's really drunk tonight."

She sat back on the sofa and wiped the sweat from her forehead.

She had drunk quite a bit tonight, and at this moment her snow-white skin was flushed with a rose-red hue, making it hard for Guan Gu to control his gaze.

"Guan Gu? Guan Gu?"

Meijia nudged the dazed Guangu: "Guanu, you didn't drink much tonight, so why is your face so red?"

Guan Gu snapped out of his daze and said, "Maybe this wine is a bit too strong."

"Oh……"

Meijia turned her head and followed Guan Gu's gaze to Youyou, who was constantly fanning herself with her hand. She suddenly asked with a mischievous grin, "Which head are you on?"

"Cough cough cough..."

Guan Gu coughed repeatedly.

……

The memory suddenly froze, and the scene shifted, with everyone back in the living room of room 3603.

Xiao Xian, Zhang Wei, and Yu Mo looked at Guan Gu with strange expressions.

Sekiya stared at Mika with red ears at this time, and he protested seriously: "でたらめを言う! (Nonsense!)

"Back then, I was just spacing out because I was drunk. I wasn't as lewd as you just described!"

Meijia stated that she did not accept Guangu's protest: "My guess and reasoning were just reasonable speculations. Otherwise, ask everyone present if my guess makes sense?"

Yu Mo and the other two nodded in unison.

They had long suspected that Guan Gu was being a bit too nice to Youyou, and now they realized there was definitely something fishy going on.

"What do you think, Youyou?"

Youyou blushed and remained silent.

Amidst the amusement of the onlookers, she hurriedly stood up: "I, I'm going to the restroom... Ugh!!"

"I'm going to the restroom."

Seeing Youyou flee in panic, Zeng Xiaoxian grinned mischievously at Guan Gudi and said, "Guan Gudi, you..."

"Teacher Zeng, calm down. After all, we don't have solid evidence."

Zhang Wei pulled Xiao Xian aside to calm him down, then turned to Guangu and asked, "So you really have a crush on Youyou?"

"I, I... I didn't!" Guan Gu stubbornly insisted.

However, as everyone knows, Guan Gu and Zhan Bo are the two people in the apartment who are least likely to lie. Just by looking at his stuttering and flustered appearance, everyone knows exactly what's going on.

Meijia excitedly began, "Later we'll create a temporary group chat without Guangu and Youyou, and guess how long it will take for Guangu and Youyou to get together."

"As usual, apart from the three people whose guesses are closest, everyone else should send a 200 RMB red envelope to the group chat of the [Sixth Floor Headquarters] for everyone to grab."

Xiao Xian snapped his fingers: "I'll bet for no more than six months."

Zhang Wei thought for a moment and said, "Then I'll hold it for no more than five months."

Yu Mo licked her lips: "I'll do something exciting, like keeping it for less than three months."

"Hello!"

Guan Gu asked with a dark face, "Is this how you make bets in public? Can't you consider how the people involved feel?"

"Guan Gu, do you want to come along?"

Meijia said with a smile, "If you can get Youyou to confess her feelings to you, then it's a 'winner-takes-all' situation, and we'll all have to send red envelopes to the group chat."

Don't even think about it!

Guan Gu subconsciously said, "I would never gamble with my relationship with Youyou."

"Oh……"

A smug look flashed in the eyes of the four men. They clapped their hands and cheered, shouting together, "Happy cooperation!"

The four then shouted towards the toilet, "Guan Gu said he would never bet his relationship with Youyou on something like that!"

Guan Gu is still Guan Gu; he's just too naive. Even Mei Jia and the other three didn't expect that they could trick him out so easily.

"you!"

Guan Gu was at a loss for words.

Inside the bathroom, Youyou leaned against the toilet door, her face flushed red.

She was fanning herself with both hands as if she were in a bar, saying, "It's so hot, so hot, why is it so hot?"

"It must be because the alcohol from last night was too strong..."

Youyou fanned herself, and the corners of her mouth turned up slightly with the wind. In the end, all her expressions were covered by her hands covering her face.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)