Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 357 South Wind Eliminates Three Evils

Meijia explained the whole story in detail, and Nanfeng and Curry Sauce listened with wide eyes the entire time to this absurd and unbelievable farce.

"Oh my God."

Nanfeng clapped his hands in shock, then simply summarized, "So tonight's world war was caused by one sleepwalker, two drunkards, one theatrical madman, one love-struck, and one enraged glutton?"

Mika gave an awkward smile: "Although I feel that what you said is not quite right, it seems that it is not wrong if we have to summarize it like this."

Guan Gu, the shy young man, asked with a flushed face, "Who are you calling love-obsessed?"

Nanfeng rolled her eyes at him: "What do you think?"

Guan Gu immediately lowered his head, not daring to look at Youyou.

Nanfeng, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder, was so angry at the messy living room that his breathing became rapid. He gave the others a thumbs up: "You guys are really something. It's not easy to gather six oddballs like you in one night."

"Those who know us will think this is Love Apartment, but those who don't will think it's Arkham Asylum."

Youyou smiled ingratiatingly, "Nanfeng, don't be angry. I admit we were a bit rowdy and crazy tonight, but as of now, 3604 is fine except for being a little dirty..."

Before she could finish speaking, the decorative murals hanging on the wall all fell down at once, and the ceiling light, which had been splashed with milk several times, began to flicker.

The refrigerator door seal, which they had opened and closed countless times, seemed to have lost its magnetism, and the entire refrigerator door was wide open. Guan Gu tried to close it several times but couldn't.

Youyou scratched her head and chuckled, "Although there was a minor problem, everything is still under our control..."

【When I tear open this mortal realm of dawn and dusk, a three-foot-long azure light will revolve, washing away the dust and smoke…】

Nanfeng's phone buzzed, and he answered it politely.

"Hello, Aunt Bai."

"Yes, I just got back. Yifei is still outside."

"Yes, yes, it was indeed a bit noisy on our floor tonight..."

"Did the upstairs neighbor complain?"

"Okay, okay, I'll remind them to be more careful in the future."

"Don't worry, I'll handle the rest and make sure there are no disputes between the upstairs and downstairs neighbors."

"I'm so sorry to bother you so late..."

Nanfeng put away his phone and looked up at Youyou: "What did you just say? Everything is under your control?"

"Why don't you handle the upstairs complaint yourself?"

Youyou shook her head vigorously: "No, I didn't say anything just now."

She drew a zipper across her mouth: "Didn't say anything, nothing!"

"Oh my god!"

Curry Sauce seemed to be just reacting to this huge amount of information, and she jumped up in shock.

"So much popcorn is just going to go to waste!"

Meijia agreed, saying, "Yes, it's such a pity."

"What a waste! What a joke!"

Nanfeng angrily pointed to the mess in the living room: "Don't you even look at what you've done?"

"You two have turned our living room into this mess, and yet you two foodies have the nerve to feel sorry for the popcorn."

"And do you even realize you're disturbing the peace? Luckily it's not too late yet. If this had happened in the middle of the night, you would all have been publicly criticized."

"Now everyone, stand in a straight line!"

Meijia, Guangu, and Youyou immediately shrank back and lined up obediently. Curry Sauce pointed to herself aggrievedly, but was forced to join the line after being glared at by Nanfeng.

I'm just upset about the wasted popcorn, what does that have to do with me?

"And you, stand there obediently!"

Nanfeng looked down at Yumo, who was clinging to her and refusing to move, and said.

"No, I want to hold you."

"What are you hugging me for? Get over there!"

Nanfeng's tone wasn't too harsh, but Yumo's tears came without warning.

"You're being mean to me."

She buried her head in Nanfeng's arms and said coquettishly, "You've changed. You don't care about me anymore."

Nanfeng wasn't a strong-willed person to begin with, and with Yumo acting so coquettishly, he had nowhere to vent his anger.

You can't possibly reason with a drunk person, can you?

"I love you."

Nanfeng shook her head and laughed, "How could I not love you?"

Yu Mo pouted and said, "But you were mean to me just now, really mean to me."

"I didn't yell at you, I just wanted you to stand quietly to the side."

He spoke gently, as if coaxing a child, "Didn't you just say they were bullying you? If you stand still, I can free my hands to teach them a lesson, right?"

"real?"

"real."

Nanfeng took out a tissue and lightly wiped the face mask off Yu Mo's face: "So, will you just stand there and wait for me?"

"it is good."

Yu Mo squinted and chuckled to herself.

The four girls, including Meijia, who were standing in a row, were speechless with astonishment. Youyou even murmured excitedly, "Being able to see this scene, even if we get scolded tonight, it's worth it."

The other three nodded frantically.

They've lived together for so long, when have they ever seen Nanfeng and Yumo like this?

Wow, you two were really good at hiding your secrets.

Seeing that Nanfeng, who was just angry, was quickly calmed down by Yu Mo's few words, they couldn't help but cover their mouths and chuckle.

This is truly a case of "one thing subdues another," like using brine to make tofu.

After being coaxed and tricked by Nanfeng, Yu Mo finally stood still, freeing up his hands to deal with the two lovestruck tyrants and their seductive concubine.

If those two don't shut up tonight, nobody else will either.

"Didn't you try to wake Zhang Wei up?" Nanfeng asked.

Guan Gu said, "We've tried, but he just won't wake up."

Seeing Nanfeng walk towards Zhang Wei, he quickly reminded him, "Nanfeng, you have to be careful. Zhang Wei is incredibly strong now and very aggressive, which is why we haven't been able to do anything about him and have had to play along."

"Acting, huh? I get it."

He walked confidently toward Zhang Wei.

"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei," Nanfeng called softly.

Zhang Wei was taken aback upon hearing this, then flew into a rage, shouting, "How dare you! Who are you to address me by my full name!"

Nanfeng coughed a few times, and the voice of an unfamiliar old man came out.

"Listen carefully again to see who I really am."

"You are... the Grand Tutor!"

Zhang Wei was startled. He said in a panic, "Grand Tutor, what are you doing here?"

"Why can't I be here?"

Nanfeng continued to use Zhang Wei's mentor's voice to scare him: "I came to see if you had finished revising your thesis, but I found you wasting your studies, indulging in the company of a wicked concubine, plotting to kill the Eighteenth Prince, and even scheming against the Empress Dowager!"

"Zhang Wei, do you not want to graduate?!"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei turned pale. He pushed away Xiao Xian from his arms and clasped his hands together in prayer, saying, "Grand Tutor, Grand Tutor, I know I was wrong. I will definitely revise the thesis properly."

"Grand Tutor, Grand Tutor, you absolutely cannot let me delay my graduation, or I will be ridiculed by the whole world."

Seeing Zhang Wei so flustered, Nanfeng couldn't help but smile slightly.

The reason he knew Professor Zhang Wei's voice was because he happened to meet the old gentleman when Zhang Wei invited him to eat at the university cafeteria with his staff card. Because Professor Zhang Wei's voice was very distinctive, Nanfeng remembered it.

I've used Zhang Wei's voice to prank Zhang Wei quite a few times before, but none of them were as effective as this one.

Nanfeng snorted: "Fine, considering you usually study quite hard, I won't let you extend your studies this time, but you still need to be taught a lesson."

"Someone, bring me my ruler."

Youyou picked up the salted fish and handed it to Nanfeng.

Nanfeng muttered under his breath, "Let's try another one. Isn't this the Imperial Sword?"

"Yes, yes, yes."

Youyou looked around and finally ran to the kitchen to hand Nanfeng a rolling pin.

"This is good."

The south wind swung the rolling pin, and the howling wind made Zhang Wei's eyes twitch.

"Reach out your hand."

"Grand Tutor..."

"Reach out your hand."

Zhang Wei reluctantly extended his hand.

Nanfeng lightly tapped Zhang Wei's palm with a rolling pin: "This is just a small punishment to serve as a warning; don't let it happen again!"

He pointed to the line where Mika and the others were standing: "Go stand there as punishment, don't talk or move."

"Yes."

In order to avoid graduating late, Zhang Wei obediently stood still.

As for Zeng Xiaoxian next, he'll be even easier to deal with.

"Teacher Zeng, what's with this outfit?"

Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was wearing black underwear on his head, Nanfeng felt an urge to gouge out his own eyes.

Zeng Xiaoxian proudly touched the bra on his head and said, "I transformed into a princess in a second."

"Alright, Princess it is."

Nanfeng patiently said, "But this is the 21st century now. Teacher Zeng, you are still a TV host, a very, very famous public figure."

"Hehehe..."

Even when drunk, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't resist being narcissistic. He gave Nanfeng a thumbs up and said, "You have good taste. I am a very, very famous public figure."

Nanfeng clapped his hands and said, "So, for the sake of your public image, shouldn't you take that thing off your head?"

"After all, it's the 21st century now, and the Qing Dynasty is long gone."

"If you openly declare yourself a princess, it will set a bad example for teenagers, and the station will definitely fire you."

"what?"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately bit his finger in nervousness, crying out like a child, "That's right, I'm a public figure, how can I be a princess?"

"yes."

Nanfeng continued her gentle intimidation: "Besides, Yifei already dislikes you for being effeminate. Now that you're both a concubine and a princess, she'll definitely dislike you even more if she finds out."

"Will your career and love life both be ruined by then?"

"Yeah, yeah, Yifei would be so disgusted with me if she knew."

Zeng Xiaoxian burst into tears: "It's all over, my career and love are ruined."

Nanfeng gently stroked his head to comfort him, "It's okay, it's okay, Xiaoxian, don't cry. Brother Nanfeng will help you think of a way, okay?"

"Nanfeng... Brother?" Meijia and the others couldn't help but chuckle.

Twenty-two-year-old Nanfeng becoming the older brother of twenty-seven or twenty-eight-year-old Xiaoxian is simply an absurd situation.

However, Xiaoxian didn't have the mental capacity to think about age at this moment. He grabbed Nanfeng's arm tightly and cried out, "Brother Nanfeng, you have to save me!"

"Okay, sure."

Nanfeng's lips curled up: "Then call me 'Brother Nanfeng' a few more times and let me hear it."

He then looked at Mika and urged her in a low voice, "Mika, what are you still standing there for? You definitely have to record this crucial moment."

"With this video, we can at least extort a big meal from Teacher Zeng."

Nanfeng didn't really care about the size of the meal; what mattered was that he definitely wanted to keep a video as evidence that Teacher Zeng would call him "brother," so that Teacher Zeng wouldn't pretend to have amnesia when the matter was brought up later.

"That's right."

Meijia quickly took out her phone to witness this historic moment.

She suddenly felt a little regretful that she hadn't recorded the moment when Nanfeng, pretending to be the Grand Tutor, beat Zhang Wei with a board.

After Xiaoxian called out "Brother Nanfeng" several times, Nanfeng said with satisfaction, "How about this? As long as you behave and listen to me tonight, Brother Nanfeng will make sure everyone who knows about this keeps it a secret. That way, you can keep both your career and your love life."

"it is good."

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned and said, "Thank you, Brother Nanfeng."

"Good girl."

Nanfeng nodded gently: "Then the first thing you need to do now is... quickly take that thing off your head!"

His expression changed instantly as he roared, "Immediately! Right now!"

"oh oh……"

Xiao Xian quickly reached out to remove the bra from his head, but Teacher Zeng clearly had no experience in taking off bras. He frantically tried to take it off for a long time but couldn't manage to get it off.

In the end, Nanfeng ripped off Youyou's underwear.

He turned and held out his hand to Youyou: "Do you still want this?"

"No, I don't want it."

Youyou waved her hands repeatedly: "I'll give this to Teacher Zeng... no, I don't think I can give it away... anyway, I don't want it."

"OK."

Nanfeng casually stuffed the underwear into Xiaoxian's coat pocket, and said with a mischievous grin, "Then let Teacher Zeng handle it himself when he wakes up tomorrow."

Nanfeng then instructed Xiaoxian, "Now, stand over there, don't speak or move, and wait for my next instructions."

"Oh……"

For the sake of his career and love, Zeng Xiaoxian obediently stood next to Zhang Wei.

"Done."

After quickly dispatching Yu Mo, Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian's Nan Feng said smugly to Mei Jia and the others, "These are the three guys who got you into this state?"

"Nanfeng, it has to be you again."

Meijia, Youyou, and Guangu all gave Nanfeng a thumbs up.

"Now let's talk about the three of you."

Nanfeng crossed his arms, seemingly wanting to say something but then stopping himself.

Finally, he just sighed and said, "I know everyone drank quite a bit tonight. Although it's a bit of a mess, I saw you all having a lot of fun just now."

"We can make as much noise as we want in our own home, but there's one rule: we can't disturb the neighbors."

"Otherwise, if Aunt Bai calls me with complaints again, I won't help you clean up this mess."

Meijia and the other two nodded repeatedly. They exchanged glances, then ran together to Nanfeng and hugged him tightly.

"Thank you, South Wind!"

Nanfeng immediately shouted in disgust, "You all need to loosen your grip! You're all filthy!!!"

"Hahaha……"

The three of them burst into laughter.

Yu Mo quickly opened her arms and rushed towards the south wind.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)