Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 368 The Abnormal 3602

As the Lüshi Chunqiu says: "A moment of madness brings a moment of pleasure, but upon waking, tears well up in one's eyes."

After enjoying a comforting breakfast from Nanfeng and Yifei, everyone, who had finally gotten a day off, had to do a thorough cleaning of the four suites.

That's right, there are four suites in total.

Although the battlefield last night was limited to 3604, the aftermath also affected Zeng Xiaoxian's bedroom in 3601 and the guest room in 3603. Even 3602 was made to smell terrible by the smelly clothes that Meijia and Guangu hadn't had time to wash.

Since we're going to do a big clean-up anyway, we might as well clean the entire sixth floor thoroughly, which will be just in time for the "Most Beautiful Suite" competition in mid-May.

So, during their two days off, no one even straightened their backs.

As expected, once Zeng Xiaoxian sobered up, he lacked the courage to confess his feelings to Yifei, and no matter how much everyone urged him, he absolutely refused to get drunk again and try it once more.

Zi Qiao and Mei Jia were quite helpless about this, but when it comes to matters of the heart, they couldn't just turn the tables and make decisions for Zeng Xiao Xian.

After several failed attempts to encourage Xiaoxian and Yifei to get together, everyone had to temporarily put aside their idea of ​​promoting their relationship.

Several days have passed, and Yifei, who should have heard some rumors by now, still hasn't reacted, just like how Xiaoxian and the others made such a big scene at the bar that night, but it didn't have any lasting impact.

This matter seems to have come to an end.

After talking with Wanyu that night, Zhanbo seemed to have temporarily stopped pursuing his dreams. He stopped overthinking every night and instead focused on getting a good night's sleep.

Before the holiday ended, he devoted most of his energy to cooperating with Xiao Hei, and estimated that they would make progress in a few months.

Time flew by and it was already mid-May.

This morning, Nanfeng, who had just finished training, came to 3602 following the enticing aroma, and then saw a scene that shocked him.

The table in room 3602 was laden with a feast of meat, fish, and other delicacies; to exaggerate a bit, it was practically a condensed version of a state banquet.

The last time we ate so well was to celebrate Zhang Wei passing his thesis defense and graduating soon, so everyone gathered at Xiao Nan Guo for a big feast.

But the number of dishes served at Xiao Nan Guo that time was less than the number of dishes on the table in 3602 now, which is almost piled up into a small mountain.

"No way, the four of you are eating delicacies first thing in the morning?"

Nanfeng was first surprised by the Manchu Han Imperial Feast on the table, and then she was startled by Meijia and the other three.

Zi Qiao, dressed in a pink suit, looked quite flamboyant, which was one thing, but the outfits of the other three today... were hard to describe.

Curry Sauce is dressed as an anime maid, and looks like a dark-skinned head maid.

Since the head maid was still a minor, her attire made Nanfeng's eyes go blank.

Today, Meijia wore a blue and white cheongsam. This kind of figure-hugging clothing really accentuated her figure, but it also highlighted her figure's shortcomings.

With small breasts and a flat bottom, no wonder Ziqiao called her Chen Bianbian.

To be fair, although Meijia's figure isn't great, her leg shape is quite good; otherwise, she wouldn't dare wear a cheongsam with a slit that goes all the way up to her thigh.

As for Guan Gu...

He did look quite handsome in his blue robe, and with the wig that Guan Gu had somehow gotten, he really had the feel of an ancient schoolteacher.

But Nanfeng had never seen a schoolteacher with this kind of accent before.

"Have all four of you... fallen ill at the same time?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the four guys mechanically and stiffly turn their heads to look at him, each with a very stereotypical happy smile on their face.

"hiss……"

Nanfeng gasped, realizing he had actually experienced the uncanny valley effect firsthand with four living people.

Thankfully it's broad daylight; it would be terrifying to encounter this situation in the dead of night.

"Shh!"

Zhang Wei, who was holding a camera and filming something, and Wan Yu, who was standing next to him, simultaneously made a hushed gesture to Nan Feng.

Zhang Wei whispered a reminder: "It's filming time now, so unrelated people should not interfere with our filming."

Nanfeng asked curiously, "What are you filming during filming time?"

"Shh!"

Zhang Wei and Wan Yu then made a gesture to Nan Feng to be quiet.

"Fine, fine, I'll see what you guys are up to."

He sat down on the sofa and gestured to everyone.

"I'm shutting up now. Please begin your performance."

Zhang Wei gave Nanfeng an OK sign, then turned to the four people in room 3602 and said, "Everyone, get ready, we're about to start filming."

"You must maintain your composure, because this will be a very, very, very, very long shot."

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao, Meijia, and Guangu immediately sat up straight, their faces still displaying the same template of happy smiles.

Curry Sauce covered her stomach with both hands, looking down at the table full of delicious food with a longing expression.

Curry Sauce swallowed hard and slowly reached for the chopsticks.

"Can I eat something before we start filming? Just a little bit!"

"No!"

Everyone except Nanfeng firmly refused.

"Okay..." Curry put down her chopsticks, feeling wronged.

While adjusting the camera, Zhang Wei reminded everyone, "Come on, everyone get ready, we're about to begin."

"Wanyu, you need to prepare the music in advance."

"it is good."

Wan Yu looked down and fiddled with her phone. After a short while, she gave Zhang Wei an OK sign.

"Okay, music ready, actors ready."

"I'll count down from three: three! two! one!"

"Action!"

As soon as Zhang Wei finished speaking, the lyrical and bright melody of "The Blue Danube Waltz" floated out from Wan Yu's phone.

To the light and lively rhythm of the music, Mika clasped her hands together, her face full of a happy smile, and spoke in a poetic tone.

"Dear roommates, as the lights of every home illuminate the night, our cozy breakfast in room 3602 is about to begin."

A myriad of lights?

Nanfeng turned her head and looked out at the scene of dawn breaking and the sky full of rosy clouds outside the balcony, and fell into deep thought.

Ziqiao, who wasn't very cultured, glanced down at the cheat sheet in his palm and then spoke in a tone exactly like Meijia's.

"Look, the bright sunlight illuminates us."

"Listen, a melodious tune is playing in our ears."

"We come together to... welcome this new day."

Nanfeng nodded as expected.

Now he could finally conclude that the four guys had prepared lines for dinner, but somehow they moved the filming to breakfast time.

The curry sauce was staring longingly at the food on the table, completely unaware that it was now its turn to speak.

Seeing this, Meijia and Ziqiao stretched out their feet and each stepped on the curry sauce under the table.

"what!"

Curry Sauce cried out in pain, and under the watchful eyes of Zi Qiao and Mei Jia, she quickly recited her lines.

"Ah, I'm so happy!"

"A year ago, we were complete strangers, but now we are close friends, relatives and family members who are not bound by blood ties."

"I am incredibly grateful to fate for allowing us to be together in such good health and happiness."

Guan Gu continued Curry Sauce's words emotionally, "No, it wasn't fate that brought us together."

"It's Love Apartment, this magical place that brought us together and allowed us to spend our future together."

"Love Apartment gave us, who were adrift and homeless, a stable place to live; Love Apartment gave us the starting point for a happy future."

He stood up and said passionately, "So let us express our sincerest gratitude to the landlords of Love Apartment and to our residents' committee!"

Immediately, all four people at the table stood up and clapped enthusiastically, and the applause was thunderous.

The thunderous applause was like a series of slaps to Nanfeng's face, making his eyes widen and his mouth gape open.

Oh my god.

Oh my god...

Oh my god!

【What kind of nonsense is this?!】

He could tolerate the previous mushy remarks, but this last part was truly unacceptable to Nanfeng.

The scene where he stood up and applauded to thank the apartment landlord and the residents' committee gave him the feeling of watching a North Korean documentary.

Besides, you paid to rent the house, and in the end you still have to thank the landlord and the residents' committee?

Who wrote these lines? They're so cheesy!

At that moment, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was fast asleep in the bedroom, suddenly sneezed for no apparent reason.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)