Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 371 3601's competition video

When Yifei arrived, she saw Nanfeng comfortably leaning on the sofa, while Ziqiao and Meijia were fawning over him, massaging his shoulders and legs.

"How's the south wind? Is the force alright?"

Zi Qiao's smile was so obsequious that Yi Fei initially thought Zeng Xiaoxian had possessed him.

Nanfeng squinted and let out a lazy groan from his throat: "Hmm...not bad."

Meijia handed him a drink: "Dear Nanfeng, please enjoy."

"What's going on?"

Yifei sat down: "Judging from your appearance, you must owe Nanfeng a lot of money."

"No way..."

Ziqiao and Meijia said in unison, "We just genuinely want to be good to Nanfeng, without any other ulterior motives."

"cut."

If Yifei actually believed their nonsense, then something really strange would happen.

She slightly raised her head to look at the others: "What's going on with these two?"

Wanyu leaned close to Yifei and quickly explained what had just happened.

Yifei was shocked to hear this: "What? Zeng Xiaoxian and I don't have the qualifications to be judges?"

Nanfeng nodded: "That's how it is according to the rules."

"Okay, it's not a big problem."

Yifei was indeed shocked at first, but after thinking about it carefully, she realized it wasn't such a big deal.

In any case, I never intended to rely on the judges' authority to enter the voting stage.

If we're going to have a competition, then it should be a fair and just competition.

Yifei has always been a person who strictly follows the rules of the game... except when she realizes she's about to lose.

She then looked at Ziqiao and Meijia with disdain: "So you two see that Zeng Xiaoxian and I are useless, so you immediately run to curry favor with Nanfeng?"

"You guys are so snobbish!"

Ziqiao and Meijia chuckled and said, "This is what we call 'discretion is the better part of valor'."

"Don't you dare insult Junjie."

Yifei bluntly revealed the truth: "You two have been doing too much speculation and profiteering, so all you can think about is taking shortcuts."

The two laughed heartily, not ashamed at all, but rather proud.

Ziqiao said confidently, "The Lüshi Chunqiu says: There are two paths in the world that men must try. The first is the shortcut to success."

"As the saying goes, 'It's foolish not to take advantage of a bargain, and it's foolish not to take a shortcut...'"

Yifei listened indifferently to Ziqiao's so-called high-sounding principles: "So what is the other path?"

"Well..." Ziqiao's face revealed a lewd smile.

"Disgusting!"

Before anyone could figure out what Ziqiao meant by his secretive alternative path, Meijia had already spat at him viciously.

It wasn't until Meijia spat at Ziqiao that Nanfeng suddenly realized what was going on. He chuckled and gave Ziqiao a knowing smile that only boys could understand.

Although the others hadn't figured it out yet, judging from Nanfeng and Meijia's reactions alone, they knew that Ziqiao was definitely saying something lewd again.

Yifei rolled her eyes at Ziqiao: "I knew you wouldn't come up with anything good."

She waved her hand and said, "Anyway, this is a competition, so please both of you follow the rules, okay?"

Everyone couldn't help but find it amusing.

Last time we got together to play Three Kingdoms Kill, Yifei lost miserably, and as a result, she burned the whole deck of cards. At that time, Yifei didn't seem to follow the rules much.

Ziqiao looked at Nanfeng: "Dear judges, is there a rule in the competition that prohibits contestants from massaging the judges' shoulders and legs?"

Nanfeng shook his head: "No, not at all."

Yifei snorted.

What competition rules would prohibit contestants from massaging judges' shoulders and legs? That bastard Lu Ziqiao is just exploiting loopholes in the rules.

"That settles it."

Ziqiao clapped his hands and said, with a sense of injustice but also confidence, "Since there's nothing prohibited in the rules, why can't I do it?"

Yifei was too lazy to waste words with the opportunistic Ziqiao, so she turned to ask Nanfeng.

"Nanfeng, aren't you the one who most advocates fairness? As a judge, what do you think of Ziqiao and Meijia's behavior?"

Upon hearing Yifei's question, Ziqiao and Meijia worked even harder to massage Nanfeng's shoulders and legs, and served him tea and water.

This fawning and ingratiating manner made Zhang Wei and Wan Yu think about something.

Nanfeng squinted and enjoyed it. He smiled slightly and said, "The competition rules probably don't prohibit judges from having their shoulders and legs massaged or being served tea and water by the contestants, right?"

"Besides, it's rare for Ziqiao and Meijia to have such a change of heart, I can't let them down, can I?"

"right!"

Ziqiao and Meijia said in unison.

A sly glint flashed in Nanfeng's slightly narrowed eyes.

Yifei sighed deeply, "I never thought, I really never thought, Nanfeng, that you would stoop so low as to collude with Ziqiao and Meijia."

"Yay!" The two of them made a peace sign at the same time.

"I can't be bothered with you guys."

She waved her hand and exclaimed, "Oh dear, I almost forgot why I came to see you!"

Yifei boasted smugly, "Our promotional video for suite 3601 is already finished, so you two suites better hurry up and get it done."

"So fast?"

Zhang Wei was astonished: "Didn't we just start preparing together the morning before yesterday?"

Yifei smiled smugly: "Of course I, Hu Yifei, am decisive and efficient in my actions."

She pulled out her phone and gestured to everyone, "Would you like to see the final, completed version?"

Everyone's eyes lit up, and they all crowded around.

Surrounded by everyone, Yifei opened a video on her phone.

As a somber, oppressive background music begins, the video opens with an endless expanse of darkness, within which a seemingly indistinct mist is churning wildly.

Gradually, a dim, indistinct candlelight pierced through the mist and shone directly onto a leather-bound book that should have been forever buried in endless darkness.

The cover of this dark brown leather book is covered with reliefs of skulls of varying sizes, all stained with blood.

At this very moment, this extremely eerie leather book is spinning continuously in the very center of the video, accompanied by chilling background music.

"hiss……"

Curry Sauce instinctively gripped the cushion next to her, protecting it against her chest: "Isn't this beginning a little bit eerie?"

"This is called using a technique of building suspense before praising," Yifei reminded them. "Don't interrupt, keep watching."

As the somber and oppressive background music in the video reached its climax, an invisible sense of fear quietly enveloped the hearts of everyone watching the video.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when Zeng Xiaoxian's voice came through the video.

For the first time, they found Zeng Xiaoxian's cheeky voice to be so adorable.

Have you heard of Love Apartment?

It's a legendary place, and few know about its little-known past.

In the dimly lit attic, a candle flame the size of a little finger flickered slightly.

The leaping flames suddenly shot up to two or three meters high, and the menacing flames gradually twisted and turned, eventually transforming into a ram-horned demon whose entire body was engulfed in raging flames.

We found this old diary in the attic of our apartment; it records an epic and moving story.

With a flick of his flaming index finger, the ram-horned demon sent the ancient diary plummeting straight into the sky as if gravity had been reversed. Then, with another snap of his fingers, the diary hovered in mid-air as if without any momentum.

Only now has someone finally made it public.

As the horned demon reached out and brushed his hand across the diary, the entire diary began to move on its own without any wind.

The turned pages, illuminated by the firelight, revealed a bunch of strange characters that neither Chinese nor foreigners could understand.

……

Everyone gasped. Wasn't the beginning of this video a little too eerie?

Is this really the competition video for the most beautiful suite, or is it a guarantee that Yifei is preparing to throw into hell?

Even Wan Yu, who participated in the filming, is now confused. She doesn't recall them filming any of this random stuff.

"Yifei..."

"Shh!"

Yifei interrupted Meijia's question directly: "The best is yet to come."

……

Immediately afterwards, the style of the background music suddenly changed, seamlessly transitioning from the originally somber and oppressive horror melody to a youthful and energetic anime march.

As Yifei, Xiaoxian, Zhanbo, and Wanyu ran at full speed, the Saint Seiya Cloth box behind them slowly opened, revealing the number 3601.

The scene shifts to Yifei, dressed in a bright and elegant red dress, practicing on a wooden dummy in front of the incredibly realistic human-shaped sandbag that Nanfeng had given her.

At that moment, Zeng Xiaoxian's voice came at just the right time.

Hu Yifei, a legendary name.

She is a good daughter in her parents' eyes, a model student in her teachers' eyes, and the best counselor in her students' hearts.

[And also 3601's most, most, most, most, most, most... best confidant, our incredibly wise leader and patriarch.]

She is the embodiment of wisdom, the embodiment of strength, and the embodiment of wealth!

At this point, the video directly printed eight large gold-plated characters on Yifei's head.

Still as a virgin, swift as a mad rabbit!

The video seemed to freeze at the moment she kicked over the sandbag, struck a pose, and looked incredibly dashing, while a six-dimensional image appeared next to Yifei.

In this six-dimensional chart, Yifei's strength, speed, intelligence, emotional intelligence, and even her looks and figure are all fully represented.

This is the legendary hexagonal warrior.

The video then showed various scenes of Yifei in high spirits, such as precious photos of her receiving the title of "City's Top Student" as a child, and valuable recordings of her giving a speech as the student council president, and so on...

These scenes all demonstrate Yifei's excellence, and even her unparalleled excellence.

It wasn't until two-thirds of the video's progress bar had passed that the other three members of 3601 finally appeared.

【I'm a good man, I'm Zeng Xiaoxian~】

When it comes to me, Zeng Xiaoxian, there's so much to say...

Zeng Xiaoxian's eager and excited voice suddenly stopped, and then his voice became noticeably listless.

Zeng Xiaoxian...he's a good person.

The video also showed Zeng Xiaoxian's matching six-pointed star, but compared to Yifei's fully drawn six-pointed star, his six-pointed star only had one dot.

Then the video seemed to skip Zeng Xiaoxian's part and directly switch to Zhanbo and Wanyu's scene.

The video's introduction style and editing are still as exaggerated and outrageous as ever, except that the combined length of the two of them is more than half that of Yifei's.

Finally, the scene shows the four of them raising their glasses in celebration and shouting together.

As long as we're together, that's the best 3601!

……

As the video ended, Yifei eagerly asked, "How was it? Wasn't our entry video great?"

"Great!"

Nanfeng nodded helplessly.

"Great!"

Meijia hesitated, as if she wanted to say something but then stopped.

"That's really great!"

Zhang Wei pondered for a moment and then sighed.

"This is amazing!"

Wan Yu leaned back on the sofa, feeling utterly hopeless, and covered her face.