Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 386 Senior Brother's Blind Date Training

Everyone waited silently for the senior brother to speak.

"I'm here today..."

"..."

Everyone was eagerly waiting.

"...It's to discuss this with Ziqiao..."

"..."

For some reason, during this rather long silence, several people began to droop their eyelids.

"……about……"

"..."

"stop!"

The impatient Yifei made an X with her fingers. She looked at her senior brother and gave him a fake smile: "Senior brother, you must be tired after coming all this way. We're going out to eat now, why don't we eat and chat?"

She then glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Xiao Xian instantly understood what Yi Fei meant, and he quickly pulled his senior brother towards the elevator.

"Yes, yes, senior brother, let's go eat first. Ziqiao can explain this kind of small matter."

"……good."

Seeing Xiaoxian pull his senior brother into the elevator and downstairs, Yifei nudged Ziqiao.

"Tell me, why did Senior Brother come here all of a sudden?"

You should know that the senior brother is a very purposeful person. He would definitely not come to visit the apartment unless there is something important to do, especially during holidays or festivals.

Ziqiao explained, "Here's what happened. Before the New Year, I promised my senior brother that I would help him find a stepmother for his child."

"It just so happens that my senior brother has an acquaintance who has arranged a blind date for him next Sunday, so I plan to give him a simple training in picking up girls."

"Oh, I remember that happened."

Zhanbo gave an "oh," then suddenly exclaimed in surprise, "But didn't you say you'd get it sorted out for Senior Brother after the New Year? It's almost July, and you're only just starting now?"

Nanfeng also mocked, "Ziqiao, are you even capable? If not, you should step down and let someone more competent take over."

As a man, Ziqiao hates nothing more than being asked if he's capable or not. He immediately jumped up and said, "How could I not be capable? Before, it was because my senior brother and I were both busy with our careers and didn't have time to deal with these emotional matters."

He immediately declared, "This time I'll show you that my title as the King of Love isn't just for show!"

"Hehe, I hope so."

Nanfeng just smiled. He could understand that his senior brother was busy with his career, after all, according to Guan Gu, his senior brother was a very career-oriented person.

It is said that after he finishes drawing comics, he also goes out to do part-time jobs, and all of these part-time jobs bring in a considerable income.

As for you, Lu Ziqiao... what kind of business are you busy with?

Unlock the Platinum-level "Cave Explorer" title?

The group exchanged glances, shrugged, and turned to wait for the elevator to ascend.

……

In the restaurant, everyone sat around the eldest brother.

After everyone enthusiastically served food to their senior brother, the gossipy Tang Youyou nudged Meijia.

Meijia subtly gave Youyou an OK sign, and then asked directly.

"Senior Brother, Ziqiao has already told us why you came here today."

"I'm just curious, so I'm being a little presumptuous by asking."

Meijia's eyes burned with gossip: "The guy you went on a blind date with..."

"What's your surname? What's your given name? How old are you? Are you pretty? Where do you live?"

"What is your educational background? What is your job? What is your profession? What is your family background...?"

Faced with Meijia's barrage of questions, which sounded like a census, the eldest brother hadn't even reacted yet, but everyone else was already looking embarrassed.

Good grief, we thought your "slightly impolite" was just a polite way of putting it.

【I didn't expect you to be so presumptuous, Mika.】

However, the eldest brother remained extremely calm about this, and he spoke up despite the gossipy gazes of the crowd.

"The other party's surname is Huang..."

"..."

Everyone eagerly awaited it.

"...One single name..."

"..."

An eerie silence fell over the restaurant once again.

"Oh my god."

Zhang Wei, who had just met his senior brother, was clearly not used to his brother's way of speaking. He covered his face and said, "At the speed at which he speaks, if he wants to answer all of Wan Jia's questions just now, wouldn't we have to wait until tomorrow?"

"yes."

Yifei, who is always decisive and efficient, was also quite helpless about this: "Isn't there a faster way for us to communicate?"

To everyone's surprise, the senior disciple nodded and said, "That's true..."

He took out his phone and started operating it, and everyone felt as if streaks of lightning flashed past the corners of their eyes.

They looked toward the source of the electric light and saw their senior brother holding a mobile phone, his two thumbs flying up and down, typing so fast that it created a series of afterimages and static sparks.

Everyone was stunned, and their chopsticks fell onto the table one after another.

"What the hell!"

Ziqiao was so shocked that he blurted out a curse: "This guy is fucking like the Flash!"

Yu Mo sighed in admiration, "Senior Brother is really fast at everything except speaking."

"Hahaha……"

Meijia and Curry Sauce chuckled upon hearing Yu Mo's words.

Is everything else happening very quickly?

Now I know why my senior brother got divorced.

Upon hearing each other's laughter, Mika and Curry Sauce looked at each other and shouted in unison.

What are you laughing at?

"I wasn't laughing!"

"Okay, I just remembered something happy, definitely not the reason for Senior Brother's divorce!"

Nanfeng smiled knowingly upon hearing this, while the senior brother who had already edited the message and sent it to Guangu did not understand what the two of them meant.

Guan Gu forwarded the message his senior brother had sent him to the group chat, and everyone opened their phones to check it.

Nanfeng muttered to himself, "Name: Huang Rong. Age: Thirty... Pighead?"

He looked at his senior brother in disbelief.

"Stand up..." The eldest brother explained calmly after a long silence.

Nanfeng said "Oh" and continued reading: "Appearance and figure: Good downy hair, plump and feminine? Current status: Unmarried. Job: Not appealing?"

The eldest brother continued to explain, "She has a beautiful appearance..."

"..."

"...voluptuous and sexy..."

"..."

"...Job details unknown."

"Hehe." Nanfeng teased with a smile, "Senior Brother, your typing speed is fast enough, but there are so many typos."

The eldest brother nodded and said, "His hand speed is too fast..."

"..."

"...My eyes and reflexes can't keep up."

Everyone felt dizzy looking at the senior brother's series of typos in his introduction. If they had known it would be like this, they would have just let him answer Meijia's questions slowly.

Finally, Youyou couldn't hold back any longer and asked the most important question: "Senior Brother, have you ever seen Huang Rong in person or seen a picture of her?"

The eldest brother silently shook his head. Compared to his snail-paced way of speaking and his typos, this kind of physical communication was a little faster.

Yu Mo thought for a moment and said, "Given Senior Brother's qualifications and the fact that he was introduced by an acquaintance, the other party shouldn't be too bad."

"Besides, didn't I just say that she's beautiful, voluptuous, sexy, and feminine?"

Ziqiao scoffed at this: "Yu Mo, you've never been on a blind date before, have you? Let me tell you, the information on these blind dates is mostly unreliable. You can only believe three-tenths of what the matchmaker says."

He counted on his fingers and explained to everyone, "These days, as long as you don't have birthmarks or scars on your face, you can be considered to have a beautiful face."

"A girl who weighs 160 pounds can be called voluptuous. As for sexy... even petite girls like Meijia and Wanyu can look sexy and hot if they put on a few more breast pads and butt pads."

Wan Yu and Mei Jia glared angrily.

[I'll cushion your head!]

Completely oblivious to Wanyu and Meijia's anger, Ziqiao chuckled and said, "Not to mention femininity. As long as the other person isn't a pure man like Yifei, any woman can say she's feminine."

Everyone cast pitying glances at Zi Qiao.

Upon hearing this, Yifei smiled gently, but her face held a murderous intent.

If you're going to explain, then explain, but do you really have to use this kind of example?

Very well, Lu Ziqiao, you've really messed up your attempt to show off.

As soon as Ziqiao finished recounting his blind date tips, he felt a chill creep up his spine.

As if plunged into an ice cave, Zi Qiao turned his head and saw Yi Fei, Wan Yu, and Mei Jia staring at him with unfriendly eyes.

He quickly begged for mercy, "No, Yifei, please let me explain..."

"No explanation needed; a badass life needs no explanation."

Yifei said with tender eyes, "A real man should be responsible for what he says."

"Lu Ziqiao, just wait till I get back, I'll teach you a lesson!"

"Just wait till we get back, I'll teach you a lesson!" Wanyu and Meijia said in unison.

"No!!!"

Ziqiao looked miserable, wishing he could slap himself a few times right then and there.

Everyone burst into laughter, gloating at the sight.

This is what they call "loose lips sink ships."

Seeing Ziqiao's expression, Yifei snorted, "Fine, I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself. As long as you can help Senior Brother with his blind date next week, this matter will be forgotten."

When Wanyu and Meijia heard Yifei say that, they both managed a hum.

Logically speaking, such teasing shouldn't be a big deal, but Ziqiao comparing them to matchmaking scams makes it seem as if they are the ones committing matchmaking fraud.

And what's wrong with being small?

Even small ones are cute!

"rest assured."

Ziqiao patted his chest and guaranteed, "Whether it's Huang Rong or Huang Yaoshi on the other side, I can help my senior brother kill her instantly!"

He looked at Du Jun and said, "Senior Brother, you should rest and prepare today. I have a girlfriend I'm about to break up with. I'll take care of her tonight and then we'll officially start special training tomorrow."

"Alas……"

Upon hearing this, everyone wore the expression of an elderly person on the subway looking at their phone.

"What's with those expressions?"

Ziqiao said with a wronged look, "I have to give my senior brother special training tomorrow. In the process, I will definitely have to chat with girls and flirt with them to give my senior brother on-site instruction."

"If I don't break up with my girlfriend now, won't I become a scumbag who cheated on her with someone else tomorrow?"

"Am I that kind of person?!"

Everyone gasped in shock.

It seems that what Lu Ziqiao said makes some sense...

That makes no sense whatsoever!

Cheating on your girlfriend is being a jerk, but dumping her so easily is downright beastly!

Besides, it's obvious that you got tired of playing it yourself, so don't try to shift the blame onto your senior brother!

Even if your senior brother doesn't come, which of your girlfriends you've officially dated in the past six months has lasted more than ten days?

"Lu Ziqiao..."

Everyone spat in unison, "You're a real scumbag!"

I'm coming

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