Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 4 Wedding Prelude

After exchanging contact information with Curry Sauce, the two agreed to talk again after the wedding. Nanfeng reminded Curry Sauce to be careful and do her job well during work hours, since there are always people who are not as magnanimous as she is.

Curry Sauce readily agreed, but Nanfeng couldn't bear to look at her as she stumbled along with the plate.

All I can say is, I wish her all the best in her work.

Nanfeng found Lü Ziqiao, who was using the priest's clothes to flirt with girls, and even chatted up three girls at once.

"Ahem..." Nanfeng walked to Ziqiao's side and reminded him.

"Alright, lambs, that's all for today. I'll share the gospel with you when I have time later," Lu Ziqiao said with a serious expression.

So the three girls pushed and shoved each other as they left. One of them even winked at Nanfeng and licked her lips before leaving.

What kind of people are these?

"What's your name again?" Nanfeng's brain started short-circuiting again. "I remember now, Mr. Lü Ziqiao. Actually, I don't object to adding another chance romance to this festive day, but since you're currently wearing the robes of a priest from the Church of Our Lady of Amitabha, shouldn't you at least help them maintain their image?"

"Brother Nanfeng, you misunderstood me. I was simply sharing the gospel of the Lord with them."

"I thought this stuff only spread to little boys."

"Cough cough, what?" Lu Ziqiao was dumbfounded.

"Holy Light Nuclear Bomb! Once it's launched, the Lord will forgive all their sins."

Zi Qiaoqian laughed and said, "Oh, oh, oh... this little boy, this little boy is fine."

Nanfeng pointed to the specially made bow tie in his hand: "Let's skip this ambiguous topic for now and start talking about something serious."

Nanfeng showed Ziqiao the back of the bow tie, which had several different switches on the back.

"Come on, say something." Nanfeng pressed one of the switches.

"Uh, I'm the good priest..."

"Is that your line?"

"Alright, life is about galloping on horseback, giddy up!"

Nanfeng reset the switch, then pressed another switch, and put the bow tie near his Adam's apple.

As Nanfeng spoke, Lu Ziqiao's voice came from inside the bow tie. It wasn't exactly the same, but it was at least 88% similar: "Hey, can you hear me? I'm Lu Ziqiao."

"At forty-one years old, I love to play the trumpet at the village entrance. The old man next door has been single for a long time. You till the fields while I weave cloth."

"What kind of nonsense is this!" Lu Ziqiao protested.

Nanfeng took off his bow tie: "It was just a small experiment and a demonstration of its functionality."

He pointed to several buttons on the bow tie: "This bow tie has now recorded your voice. This button is the play button. No matter who speaks, it will be converted into your voice."

"This key is the translation key, which has built-in original audio muting. Currently, it only supports simultaneous English translation. Pressing these two keys together will play fluent English using your voice."

"All you need to do is speak in Chinese on stage, point the microphone at your bow tie, and all others will hear is your English."

Lu Ziqiao was overjoyed: "What kind of high-tech stuff is this? Does that mean I can use it to pretend to be a foreigner and pick up girls?"

"It's yours, don't mess with it." Nanfeng added, "This thing is called Celestial Sound, it's Xiao Hei's experimental creation. It's said that this thing has several patents, so be careful not to misuse it and end up bankrupt."

Ziqiao felt like he was holding a hot potato: "You dare to take it out and use it recklessly?"

"I'm the experimenter, I have unrestricted access rights, do you?" Nanfeng raised an eyebrow and said, "This thing has grown to this point because of the database I compiled, one sound wave at a time, one tone at a time."

"You're that good?"

"Talent is the most important thing when it comes to voice," Nanfeng said. This time he wasn't wearing a bow tie, but his voice sounded even more like Lu Ziqiao's than Lu Ziqiao's.

In fact, the Heavenly Sound itself is based on the design inspiration and ideas of Nanfeng. Not to mention other functions, at least in terms of simulated sound, the Heavenly Sound is a degraded version of Nanfeng.

"Awesome!" Lu Ziqiao gave a thumbs up and then asked, "What's this key for?" He pointed to another key.

"This is the music play button, which can instantly transform you into a music expert."

"This is a really good thing. Why is such a great product still only an experimental version?"

"There aren't many occasions where you can wear a bow tie style, and you can't wear formal attire all the time. Also, it drains the battery too quickly; it takes two hours to charge and only lasts for ten minutes of use, plus it's not waterproof."

Nanfeng cautioned, "So unless the wedding starts, don't use it carelessly, it'll run out of power very easily. Also, be sure to keep it waterproof, it can't get wet at all."

Lu Ziqiao gave an OK sign.

Nanfeng checked the time and said, "It's almost time. I need to go pick up the bride with the groom. You handle things well. If you do well, I'll give you an extra red envelope."

For someone as pragmatic as Nanfeng, this is already a huge drain on his wallet.

"Don't worry, Brother Nanfeng, I'm very reliable."

Nanfeng raised an eyebrow. Having stayed in the apartment for so long, he now had a stress response whenever he heard the words "reliable." He always felt that it couldn't be reliable and that something unexpected would always happen.

But now that the die is cast, we have no choice but to bite the bullet and believe it.

With such heavenly music playing, there shouldn't be any problems, right?

But I always feel like I've forgotten something. What is it?

……

Compared to the numerous mistakes in the wedding preparations, the process of picking up the bride was smooth sailing and without any major issues. If there was anything that went wrong, it was probably that the bridesmaids kept asking Nanfeng for her contact information.

The blinding white expanse did indeed make Nanfeng a little dizzy.

The smooth progress of the wedding procession was exactly what Wang Tiezhu and Nanfeng had anticipated.

After all, the most troublesome of the bride's best friends had already been arranged to be the wedding director, so the process of picking up the bride was naturally smooth sailing.

Wang Tiezhu felt helpless about this, since Hu Yifei was such an enigmatic woman.

Don't let her usual reliable and bossy demeanor fool you. According to Nanfeng's reliable statistics, she's had just as many brain farts as Zeng Xiaoxian.

Originally, according to Yifei's idea, Wang Tiezhu and his groomsmen had to become brave warriors and pass the five tests of "morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor" in order to pick up the bride.

Although Hu Yifei kept these five tests a strict secret, given her usual style, it didn't stop Wang Tiezhu from instantly collapsing into his bride's arms the day he heard about them.

If these were all the tests, Wang Tiezhu could tolerate them; he could simply find a few more groomsmen to be cannon fodder, as Nanfeng suggested. These days, cannon fodder is easy to find—like Zeng Xiaoxian, a famous radio host, the vice chairman of the residents' committee, or the male tenant of apartment 3601…

See, there are still a lot of cannon fodder.

But even after completing the five trials, the heroes had only reached the princess's bedroom door. To truly take her away, they still needed to defeat the evil dragon that had seized her.

Hu, Taekwondo Black Belt, Founder of Flash, Fish Tank Terminator, Zeng Xiaoxian's Nightmare, Celestial Martial Saint, Overlord's Courage, Weapon of the Weak, Yifei!

It has to be said that the entire wedding procession was very much in line with her way of thinking.

However, considering the fighting prowess of that supermodel...

If defeating this female demon is the only way to take the bride, then the wedding can be canceled.

Seeing the bride's eagerness after hearing the procedure, Wang Tiezhu held an emergency meeting with Nanfeng that very night.

Both parties reached a consensus and persuaded the bride to arrange for Hu Yifei to be the chief director of the wedding.

After all, a poorly organized wedding is acceptable, but it would be unlucky if the bride couldn't be picked up on the wedding day or had to be sent to the hospital.

Hu Yifei's quick reflexes, relying entirely on instinct, didn't care whether you were getting married today or not.

When Nanfeng returned to the wedding venue with the wedding procession, the long-planned wedding was about to begin.

Nanfeng glanced at the busy waitress Curry Sauce and gestured for her to contact him later, when he saw Curry Sauce almost trip over her own feet and fall flat on her face because she was so focused on looking at him.

……

For her safety, Nanfeng felt it was best not to disturb Curry while she was working.

As Nanfeng was thinking, he heard Hu Yifei calling his name.

He looked in the direction of the sound and saw Yifei not far away, dressed in a bright red dress, flamboyant and beautiful, with a young couple who were both very good-looking standing next to her.

The boy was extremely tall, with a youthful face, clearly a student still in the ivory tower.

It's been so many years, Zhanbo has grown taller and taller.

As for this girl...

Hiss... Nanfeng secretly gasped, having once again contributed to global warming.

Is there anything on this girl's body that's cheap?

Although Nanfeng has never been interested in luxury goods, he has learned quite a bit about them from a young age due to his exposure to them.

Cartier earrings, Hermes bags... I could name at least five limited-edition luxury items from major brands that this girl was wearing.

Not to mention that the seemingly ordinary, unbranded clothes she wore were actually all works by world-class designers.

Whose princess is this? She's so incredibly wealthy!

As Nanfeng pondered this, he moved forward. Hu Yifei, probably annoyed that he was walking too slowly, rushed to Nanfeng's side and pulled him back.

Just as Nanfeng was somewhat surprised by Yifei's unusual behavior, he heard Yifei's "threat" in his ear.

"This is the first time Zhanbo has brought a girl back. You better tone it down. If our family's important project of revitalization falls through because of you, I'll beat you to death."

Hu Yifei felt helpless about this. If possible, she wished she could be more ladylike and not resort to such thuggish tactics as intimidation and threats.

But my younger brother is really disappointing!

A tall, handsome young man with good character, good health, no bad habits, a wealthy family background, and exceptional intelligence, is in his twenties and still doesn't have a girlfriend despite having an extremely strong desire to find a partner.

This is very telling.

Nanfeng is different. Apart from being immature, forgetful, fond of making witty remarks, scheming and vengeful, and having zero housework skills, he is almost the gentle second male lead in an old-fashioned romance novel.

Her peach blossom eyes seemed half-drunk, and even when she looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, she gave him a tender and affectionate gaze.

Moreover, this guy is also a voice actor; if he wants to, he can produce any kind of magnetic voice.

Reality isn't a romance novel. How many girls could turn down such a handsome second male lead and instead prefer a domineering male lead who walks the line between law and power?

So even though Nanfeng himself didn't intend to date, there were quite a few girls in the apartment who liked him.

The only revolutionary friendship I had with Zeng Xiaoxian was cultivated over the past six months by helping him thwart his romantic advances.

Let alone the other young girls, even the bride herself... well, it's a joyous occasion, we should still give the groom some respect.

That's why she wanted to "scare" Nanfeng in advance.

After all, she could see through Zhanbo's little schemes even with her eyes closed.

It's normal for my younger brother to like a girl, but this is the first time I've ever seen a normal girl get along so well with Zhanbo.

Not to mention, Wanyu looks like a beautiful and good girl.

She was even planning to call later to ask if the Lu family's ancestral graves were emitting auspicious smoke.

In short, this is a matter of great importance concerning the revitalization of the family. Anyone who dares to stand in her way will be killed without hesitation.

Thank you for the correction, fellow reader. I just realized I had posted it twice. I have now corrected it.

Thank you again.

(End of this chapter)