Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 414 Olympics: A Simultaneous Slapping Contest Between Two People

Everyone looked at Lisa in disbelief.

They originally thought that Lisa's honesty with her senior brother would at most just explain her relationship with Ziqiao.

No one expected that there would be such a shocking revelation behind this.

This shocking gossip left everyone speechless and shivering.

He never expected that Lisa, who was unmarried and single, had a child!

She actually has a child!

Does this mean that women today are capable of childbirth on their own?

How is that possible!

Here's the problem: Lisa is known to be unable to have children on her own, and at the same time, she has an almost obsessive infatuation with Ziqiao.

So, the man who had a physical relationship with Lisa, causing her to become pregnant out of wedlock, and who made her unwilling to abort the child and willingly become an unmarried single mother, is the father of the child.

Who is he?

Everyone turned to stare at the scumbag hiding under the table.

I wonder if this means Ziqiao is suddenly a father.

Hearing Lisa's words, Ziqiao was struck dumb. His eyes glazed over, and the rice bowl in his hand fell to the ground.

Ziqiao's lips parted slightly, and he pointed to himself with a puzzled expression: "I, I, I..."

He wanted to say something, but in the end he just silently repeated one sentence.

"No way."

"No way?"

"No way!"

Because of the commotion they had made earlier, Meijia and Curry Sauce were afraid that Lisa might suddenly turn around and catch them red-handed, so they simply ate under the table like Ziqiao.

At this moment, Curry Sauce was biting her finger in shock. She kept turning her head to look at Zi Qiao, then to look at Mei Jia, not knowing what to say.

Meijia simply stared at Ziqiao silently, without uttering a word. Yet, her demeanor was far more chilling to Ziqiao than her usual shrewish, hands-on-hips-and-cursing persona.

"you?"

When Lisa saw so many people suddenly stand up, she was startled at first, but when she saw their faces clearly, her fear immediately turned into endless anger.

"you!"

She gritted her teeth angrily, her fists clenched: "Are you all just here to watch me have fun?"

"Now you've seen the fun, are you satisfied now?!"

As Lisa spoke, she grabbed her bag, stood up angrily, and was about to leave.

"Lisa, that's not how it is! Let us explain!"

Everyone rushed forward to stop Lisa. They were already in a difficult position to explain, and if Lisa were to leave like this, the misunderstanding would be huge.

Just then, Xiaoxian slipped out of the bathroom and intercepted Lisa, who was about to leave.

Seeing Lisa's angry expression, he quickly stepped forward and asked, "Lisa, why did you leave? Did Senior Brother upset you?"

"You still have the nerve to ask me why I'm leaving!"

Lisa stared coldly at Seohyun, the disappointment in her eyes sending chills down one's spine.

Although she usually scolded Zeng Xiaoxian quite harshly, she knew in her heart that her boss had treated him very well.

They also helped him introduce sponsors and get sponsorships, and arranged programs for him to get acquainted with the station's leaders.

Which leader in the entire station treats their subordinates this well?

I originally thought that even if someone as stupid as him was a bit foolish, at least I could trust him.

Even if he has no merit, I still remember his hard work.

I never expected that Zeng Xiaoxian, you bastard, would bring so many people from the apartment to watch my blind date!

"Zeng Xiaoxian, I really misjudged you!"

The aroma of grilled octopus amplified Lisa's emotions.

Feeling betrayed, Lisa lost all control of her anger and slapped Zeng Xiaoxian hard across the face.

"Just wait until you're transferred to an Afghan radio station as a war correspondent!"

"what!"

Just as Lisa slapped Xiaoxian, a crisp, loud slap sound came from under the table where dishes were laid out but no one was visible.

"Buddha's Palm!"

"what!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was whipped into a spinning top in mid-air by Lisa, and Ziqiao was also whipped several meters away by Meijia.

The two were simultaneously flung into the air, tumbling 360 degrees, before landing straight down at the same time, rolling towards each other like gourds.

Finally, Xiaoxian and Ziqiao rolled together face to face, nose to nose, eyes locked.

Wan Yu couldn't help but stop and exclaim, "What a perfect double slap! This is much more difficult than double diving!"

"I give it ten points... no, one hundred points!"

Mika and Curry Sauce lifted the tablecloth and crawled out from under the dining table.

Meijia glanced at Ziqiao with disgust, then turned to Curry Sauce and said, "Curry Sauce, remember this: if you ever see a scumbag like this who gets someone pregnant and has a child but doesn't want to take responsibility, you should slap him without saying a word."

"Remember, be as heavy as you want, as ruthless as you want, make him suffer so much that he'll be covering his face in his coffin for the rest of his life."

"Pah!" Meijia spat at Ziqiao.

Ziqiao and Xiaoxian, who were standing close together, looked at each other and both saw the resentment and grievance in each other's eyes.

The shared experience of suffering caused their pent-up emotions to overflow, and finally, the two of them burst into tears.

"Wow!!!"

[I just wanted to help my senior brother find a partner. I'm a good person, a positive character.]

[A positive character!]

[Waaaaah...]

"Ah! Little Bu!"

Upon seeing Xiao Bu, Lisa's rationality, already influenced by hormones, completely vanished.

She hurriedly helped Ziqiao up and gently touched his cheek, which was now swollen.

"Little Bu, your face..."

Lisa's face was filled with concern: "Xiao Bu, are you in pain?"

She glared angrily at Mika: "You hit me way too hard!"

"Ha, you should thank me for beating him up."

Meijia clapped her hands, her eyes filled with disgust as if she had just swatted a stinky cockroach.

"I told him to go out and find out the truth. Even if he's unwilling to take responsibility, he should at least find out who the child's father is."

"But what he did was, without saying a word, he planned to sneak away and avoid you from now on."

She scoffed, "If I don't slap him, you'll never see your dear Little Bu again in your life."

Lisa was stunned by what she heard, while Ziqiao looked ashamed.

Yifei then stepped forward to help Zeng Xiaoxian up, and with a mischievous grin, she poked Zeng Xiaoxian's swollen cheek.

"As expected, people are much stronger when they get angry," Yifei commented. "It's just a pity that Lisa is strong enough, but her technique is far inferior. Look at how unevenly her face is swollen."

She chuckled and said, "How about it, Zeng Xiaoxian? Want me to give you a 'Change My Beauty Punch'? I guarantee it'll make your little face swoon."

Xiaoxian looked expectant: "How was it?"

"White with a hint of red, red with a hint of black."

"black?!"

Yifei clapped her hands and said, "It's all black and white, green and blue, purple and purplish..."

Xiao Xian was speechless: "What colors are these?"

She suddenly started singing: "So pretty with her pink and rosy cheeks."

Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙).

So all this time you've come to perform a skit!

Not satisfied with teasing Xiaoxian, Yifei poked Xiaoxian's swollen cheek again, this time with a little more force.

"Ouch!"

Xiaoxian buried his head in Yifei's shoulder with a wronged look on his face, and put his hand on her shoulder as well.

"Huh, what's this?" His hand touched the strap on Yifei's shoulder.

Xiao Xian swears that he only mentioned it out of curiosity, and who knew the belt would break.

"Is it fun?"

Yifei's expression changed instantly, and she asked coldly.

Xiaoxian looked up blankly: "This is...?"

"This is my bra strap that accidentally fell out!"

Zeng Xiaoxian retreated in fright, crying, "Heroine, have mercy! I really didn't know you were wearing your bra on the outside!"

"Play one..."

Yifei was about to activate her Flash, but she found that as soon as she made a slightly larger movement, her broken bra started to fall down.

She glared fiercely at Zeng Xiaoxian: "I'll deal with you when we get back."

"Yu Mo~"

Yifei shouted.

"Let's go, let me tie the broken part for you first." Yu Mo quickly pulled Yi Fei towards the women's restroom.

At this moment, everyone rushed forward and surrounded Lisa.

Nanfeng quickly explained to Lisa, "Lisa, that's not how it is. We really didn't know you were on a blind date with Senior Brother at first."

Lisa snorted coldly upon hearing this. As long as it wasn't related to Ziqiao, she could still maintain her rationality to some extent.

"Nanfeng, do you think I'd believe you?"

She looked at the large family in the apartment building: "If you didn't know I was here for a blind date, then why are so many of you here?"

Zhanbo honestly replied, "We're just here to join in the fun."

Upon hearing this, Lisa's mocking expression deepened: "So you gossipy folks didn't even think to check the other person's background or look at the woman's photos before you joined in the fun?"

"You're kidding me!"

They exchanged glances, and they also felt that this was not very convincing.

Nanfeng said, "Lisa, things are really not as you imagine."

"Even if you don't believe it, please at least give us a chance to explain and let us tell you the truth."

"……Can."

Lisa thought for a moment and nodded in agreement.

"But I have one more request." She looked at Ziqiao, "I want to hear Xiaobu's explanation."

Ziqiao pointed at himself in astonishment.

"I?"

"Yes, it's you."

Here it comes!

I recently did some research on Lisa and found that before season five, Ziqiao wasn't her only option, but he was her highest priority.

If she can't choose Ziqiao, she'll choose someone else, like the time on New Year's Eve when she stood Xiaoxian up because she was competing with her cousin for a handsome guy.

But if she could choose Ziqiao, she would definitely choose Ziqiao.

In the second season, she even went so far as to quit her job and start a happy family with Zi Qiao. Goodness, Zi Qiao didn't have a job to begin with, and she actually wanted to quit her job to start a happy family. That's outrageous.

(End of this chapter)