Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 416 Lisa's Guarantee

With Zi Qiao's hasty escape, the blind date was officially declared a failure.

To be more precise, when Lisa chose to be honest with her senior brother tonight, it was destined that this blind date would not succeed.

As a single father, the senior brother doesn't mind Lisa's child, but he desperately wants a stable and long-term relationship and simply can't accept that Lisa still has someone else in her heart.

Especially since this person is Ziqiao.

He didn't have many friends, but Ziqiao was one of them.

He couldn't even imagine how awkward it would be for the three of them if he really got together with Lisa.

Lisa, heartbroken once again by Ziqiao, clearly had no intention of continuing the blind date. She could tell that Du Jun was an excellent marriage prospect, and for a moment she even considered trying dating him.

However, Lisa knew very well that her feelings for him were more due to the restless female hormones she felt that night.

This surge of hormones not only amplified her feelings for Du Jun, but also made her involuntarily recall her past relationship with Xiao Bu.

Perhaps the truth is just this cruel: even if someone who doesn't like you is in heat, they won't like you the most.

Everyone looked at the heartbroken Lisa, then glanced back at the dejected senior brother, and for a moment they didn't know who they should comfort first.

Lisa quickly composed herself and got up to leave, but everyone insisted that she stay.

They were friends with Lisa, after all, and they couldn't let her leave so heartbroken.

then……

"Lisa, I have something to tell you..."

"belch……"

Meijia, her face flushed and eyes vacant from drinking, let out a long burp.

She pointed a finger at Lisa, her heavy head bobbing slowly: "Lu Ziqiao is a big jerk, a complete scumbag!"

"In all my years of roaming the martial world, I've never seen a more despicable bastard than him!"

Meijia said earnestly, "Next time you see him, don't fawn over him. That bastard thinks everyone should treat him like this."

"Just slap him! Slap him across the face!"

Lisa, equally drunk, smirked foolishly. She shook her head: "No, slap Xiaobu on the face, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts..."

"The pain is on his face!"

Meijia put her arm around Lisa's shoulder and said indistinctly, "Sister, you're confused. I'm telling you, this kind of person isn't worth your feelings."

"Listen to me, slap him! Slap him hard! Slap him until he's lying in his coffin and has to cover his face!"

"That way, even if you can't be together, he'll remember you for the rest of his life."

Lisa was taken aback by his words: "That makes sense. That way, he'll never forget me for the rest of his life."

"That's right."

A drunken Mika chuckled foolishly, "I'm your senior, I wouldn't betray you."

Lisa was clearly drunk. Leaning back in her chair, she mumbled to Mika, "Thank you, thank you, senior."

"You're welcome, we're all good sisters."

Meijia raised her glass and said, "Second Sister, let's have a toast."

"Hey sis, wanna have a drink?"

Lisa squinted, her hands trembling as she picked up the wine glass from the table: "Cheers!"

"Cheers!"

Meijia declared with great bravado, "Let's wish all the scumbags in the world—may they all die!"

Lisa laughed heartily and clinked glasses with Mika: "May all the scumbags in the world die!"

"Death light!"

"Death light!"

"Death light!"

……

The onlookers exchanged glances, finding it somewhat absurd that these two former bitter enemies were now arm in arm, looking every bit like sisters.

Could this be a case of Zi Qiao's ex-girlfriends sharing a similar plight and feeling a sense of kinship?

Judging from their posture, are they planning to form a victims' support group?

Compared to Lisa and Mika's boisterous drinking and singing, the senior brother on the side looked listless and not very enthusiastic.

Guan Gu patted his senior brother understandingly: "Senior brother, don't be sad."

"It's normal to fail at blind dates. With so many of us here, we'll definitely be able to help you find a girlfriend next time."

Guan Gu had a sudden inspiration and suggested to his senior brother, "If you're in a hurry, you can also attend the Qixi Festival dating event at the apartment next month."

"What if we just get lucky and stumble upon a perfect opportunity?"

The eldest brother shook his head: "Never mind."

Tonight's events were completely unexpected, and the heartbroken senior brother felt he needed a considerable amount of time to recover.

Besides, he had been away from home for a week already, and he couldn't possibly leave his son in the care of his grandparents forever.

Let's think about finding a stepmother for the child again.

The eldest brother sighed as he looked at Lisa, who was completely drunk because of Ziqiao.

Although he hadn't known Lisa for very long, he really liked her type of beauty.

Even though Lisa is a career-driven woman, she never intended to hire a free nanny to take care of her child.

Her son doesn't lack care, only motherly love; she doesn't lack a housewife, only a stable and enduring relationship.

For the eldest brother, as long as the woman is not completely focused on her career and neglects her family, he will support her whether she wants to stay at home to take care of the children or go out to pursue her career.

What a pity.

The eldest brother thought to himself silently.

And so, after a fairly pleasant dinner, Nanfeng and the others prepared to drag the completely drunk Lisa and Meijia back to their apartment.

"Let me go, I can still drink," Lisa said indistinctly.

"That's right, I can still drink."

Mika pushed away Curry Sauce, who was supporting her, and staggered to Lisa's side.

"Second Sister!"

"Big sister!"

Lisa responded with a wistful look.

The two then embraced tightly.

"You two are really something else."

Xiao Xian, both amused and exasperated, coaxed these two living ancestors: "Alright, alright, keep drinking, keep drinking."

"But Lisa, Mika, this restaurant is closing soon, and we won't be able to enjoy our drinks here."

"How about this, we go to the convenience store and buy some more alcohol. Then we can all drink it together back at the apartment, okay?"

"good!"

"good!"

Lisa patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder. She originally wanted to put on airs as a leader, but in the end she just smiled foolishly at Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian!

"I actually admire you a lot, I really admire you!"

"Yeah?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was flattered by the compliment, knowing that Lisa rarely praised people.

"Um."

Lisa let out a long hiccup and murmured, "You know, it's not easy to find a subordinate as obedient and loyal as you these days."

"Although, although, although you're stupid and despicable, and look really sleazy, all you do all day is brag about having no achievements to speak of, and also..."

Xiao Xian looked embarrassed and quickly said, "Why don't you just say 'but' directly, boss?"

"oh."

Lisa nodded: "But I feel safe and secure when I'm with you."

"At least I don't have to wonder if there's a human or a ghost behind your despicable exterior? Do you even have the brains and the mind to climb over me to get ahead?"

"This kind of situation happens all the time in our station, but you don't know how, you don't have the mind, and you don't have the intelligence."

Xiao Xian clutched his chest, his lips twitching slightly. "Thank you, boss. For a moment, I didn't know if you were praising me or insulting me."

"That's not important!"

Lisa leaned on Xiaoxian's shoulder and said drunkenly, "Xiaoxian, it's not scary to be stupid. What's scary is that someone is not only stupid but also stubborn, insisting on their own way and refusing to listen to others' opinions."

"You have professional skills. As long as you don't make stupid mistakes when you encounter problems in the future, and you know to ask me questions and listen to what I say, I guarantee you a bright future."

"Thank you, Lisa!" Seohyun beamed. "But Lisa, why didn't you tell me this sooner?"

"Nonsense! I'm the leader, what leader is so open and honest with their subordinates?"

Lisa squinted and mumbled, "I'm telling you this tonight as compensation for the slap I gave you just now."

"besides!"

She pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian, her voice slurred with drunkenness: "What happened tonight..."

"Please rest assured, boss!"

Xiao Xian cleverly said, "Nothing happened tonight, I don't know anything, and the people at the station won't hear any baseless rumors."

"very good."

Having received Zeng Xiaoxian's assurance, Lisa finally no longer needed to maintain the last shred of clarity in her mind, and she drifted off to sleep.

Xiao Xian and Yi Fei quickly helped Lisa up.

Yifei looked at Xiaoxian and said with a smile, "Zeng Xiaoxian, I didn't expect that after all of us worked so hard all night, you would be the one who got the best deal."

With Lisa saying those words tonight, Zeng Xiaoxian's career can be described as smooth sailing, barring any major unforeseen events.

"That's right, that's the personal charm of my brother Xian."

Xiao Xian squinted his eyes and let out his signature cheeky laugh.

That slap I took was definitely worth it.

Seeing this, Nanfeng and Yumo exchanged a smile.

Lisa is Lisa; even when she's drunk, her ability to win people over is incredibly strong.

That's why I say she's capable of being a leader.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)