Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 421 Xiaoxian applies to join the battle
Chapter 421 Xiaoxian applies to join the battle
"Oh, that's not important."
Youyou retorted, "Whatever the reason, this is the first step I've bravely taken for love!"
"Take the first step bravely forward for love~~~" Ziqiao parroted in a sarcastic tone.
He muttered with displeasure, "Guan Gu is so tall and he hasn't even taken the first step forward. I really don't understand why you're so eager to confess to him."
As a member of Youyou's family, Ziqiao was very dissatisfied with Guangu's cowardly behavior of not taking the initiative to confess his feelings.
What a waste of the Lüshi Chunqiu that I taught him.
When Ziqiao asked her a question, Youyou just smiled mischievously.
"Hmm... I'd like to."
As she spoke, she stood on tiptoe and took down the small colored lights from the display case.
As the small colored lights were removed, Youyou saw through the open container that a lewd and obnoxious face was raising its eyebrows at her.
"That's perverted!"
Youyou was startled. She closed her eyes and screamed as she backed away.
"Perverted? Where's the pervert?"
Ziqiao, carrying a giant cannon, stood in front of Youyou, craning his neck and looking around nervously: "Pervert, where is the pervert!"
"Watch me blast him to death with one shot!"
"...Excuse me for asking, am I the pervert you two are talking about?"
Zeng Xiaoxian, with a blank expression, asked from behind the container.
Upon hearing the familiar voice, Ziqiao turned his gaze to the shipping container, while Youyou, who had been keeping her eyes closed, opened them as well.
"Teacher Zeng?"
Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief, and with a grin, he pointed the cannon at Xiaoxian: "You've become a psychopath from being a host, actually hiding behind the shipping container to spy on my aunt."
"Would you like to try my Italian cannon?"
"It's all a misunderstanding... but I think I just heard something incredible."
Zeng Xiaoxian crawled out from behind the shipping container, his tiny, beady eyes shining brightly: "What's going on? What's going on!"
"Youyou, you're going to confess to Guangu? That's way too wild!"
"Teacher Zeng!"
Still quite shaken, Youyou patted her chest and asked with lingering fear, "Shouldn't you be sleeping in your apartment at this hour? What are you doing at the supermarket?!"
Upon hearing this, Xiaoxian raised the small firecracker and ribbon in his hand: "Oh, today is Judy's birthday."
"Although she's a bit clumsy, stupid, and lazy, Judy has been my telephone editor since she joined the company. I'm planning to buy her some firecrackers, ribbons, fairy lights, a birthday cake, and the like, and give her a proper birthday celebration tonight at work."
Ziqiao let out a soft snort: "Auntie, look, the firecracker in Teacher Zeng's hand is perfectly normal."
"Oh, that's not important."
Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand, his gaze fixed intently on Youyou: "Youyou, are you really going to confess to Guangu?"
No! Absolutely not!
Youyou crossed her hands and vehemently denied it, saying, "Teacher Zeng, you must have misheard."
"How is that possible?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said smugly, "I listened behind the container for a long time, okay?"
"Eavesdropping! Perverted!"
Youyou spat at Xiaoxian.
Xiao Xian glanced at Youyou and chuckled, "You, the gossip king, have no right to criticize me, do you?"
Youyou was speechless.
Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian staring intently at her, she still stubbornly insisted, "Anyway, you must have misheard. I didn't plan to confess to Guangu the night after tomorrow, no! No!"
Ziqiao sighed helplessly upon hearing this.
My silly aunt.
Sure enough, Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Youyou with a playful look: "Oh, so it's the night after tomorrow."
Yoyo: (⊙﹏⊙)
My mouth!
Xiao Xian coughed lightly and said in a serious tone, "Youyou, I still believe that you don't plan to confess to Guangu the night after tomorrow."
Before Xiaoxian could finish speaking, he pulled out his phone with a sly grin: "But whether Guangu believes me or not, I don't know."
"Teacher Zeng! Teacher Zeng!"
Youyou quickly stopped Xiaoxian, and could only reluctantly admit, "Yes, I'm planning to confess to Guangu. Are you satisfied now?"
"That's right."
Xiao Xian rubbed his hands excitedly: "What's your plan?"
"Also, could I kindly stand by and watch?"
Without even thinking, Youyou refused, "No way!"
When Xiaoxian saw that Youyou rejected him, he wasn't angry. He just drawled, "Guan~gu~".
"you!"
Youyou looked to Ziqiao for help.
Teacher Zeng already knows that he wants to confess to Guan Gu. If they don't come up with a way to get under Teacher Zeng's skin, who knows what kind of trouble he'll cause in the next few days, given his shameless and self-destructive personality.
When Ziqiao saw Youyou looking at him, he just smiled contemptuously.
He's just a nobody like Zeng Xiaoxian.
If you can't read his pulse, your veterinary license is basically useless.
Ziqiao stepped forward and put his arm around Xiaoxian's shoulder.
He said bluntly, "Teacher Zeng, you must keep this matter to yourself and not tell anyone."
Why?
Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head and asked, "If Hu Yifei finds out that I knew about this a long time ago, but didn't let her know earlier, and instead let her find out about this thing that I knew all along, just like everyone else, she will definitely get angry with me."
Ziqiao was completely bewildered by Xiaoxian's tongue twister: "...Why are you suddenly telling me tongue twisters?!"
"Fine, listen to me."
He covered his mouth and whispered in Zeng Xiaoxian's ear, "Teacher Zeng, think carefully, if Youyou successfully confesses her feelings the day after tomorrow, who in the apartment will benefit the most?"
Xiao Xian looked at Zi Qiao as if he were an idiot: "Who benefits the most?"
"Who else could it be but Guan Gu, the lucky guy whose girlfriend came to him on her own initiative to confess her feelings?"
"Could it be me?"
At this point, Xiaoxian even felt a faint trace of sadness and jealousy.
Both are men, but Guan Gu gets confessed to by the girl he likes.
But what about yourself?
I confessed my feelings three times in one night and failed each time.
God, you're so unfair!
"Wrong, wrong, wrong! Utterly wrong!"
Ziqiao poked Zeng Xiaoxian's temple: "Please use your pig brain. Youyou's confession only accelerated the process of Guangu getting together with her."
"Even if Youyou doesn't confess, Guan Gu will confess after he has made his own plans."
"But if Youyou succeeds in confessing, then the benefits for you won't be so simple."
"what?"
Xiao Xian found Zi Qiao's words quite inexplicable.
What benefits would it bring to Youyou if she successfully confessed her feelings?
Seeing that Xiaoxian didn't get it, Ziqiao continued to coax him, "Teacher Zeng, you're really stupid!"
"Think about it, if Youyou's confession is successful, wouldn't she prove that girls can also bravely pursue true love? Doesn't it mean that becoming a couple doesn't necessarily mean waiting for the boy to confess to the girl?"
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, his eyes still filled with confusion.
"and then?"
"Then, if Yifei finds out that Youyou and Guangu successfully confessed their feelings, what will she do?"
Xiao Xian pondered Yi Fei's personality: "She'd probably be eager to become a godmother."
"You're so stupid, what I mean is..."
Ziqiao lowered his voice and began to stir things up: "I mean, if Yifei knew that Youyou and Guangu had successfully confessed their feelings, would she be influenced by Youyou's example and understand that girls can also actively pursue love?"
"Then, is it possible that she might change her mind... and take the initiative to confess her feelings to you?"
"Forehead……"
Xiao Xian stroked his chin, a look of excitement on his face: "That's right, if Yi Fei could confess to me, wouldn't all our problems be solved?"
He didn't know if Yifei would let go of her reserve and confess to him because of Youyou's example, but Ziqiao's words were just too tempting for him.
As Lüshi Chunqiu said, what can deceive people is never a lie, but their own desires.
Driven by desire, Xiaoxian didn't even need Ziqiao to say anything more; he had already imagined this vague possibility as a future that was bound to happen.
It's like if Youyou successfully confesses her feelings, Yifei will definitely be influenced and then take the initiative to confess to her.
Seeing Xiaoxian squinting his eyes and smiling mischievously, as if he were imagining his wonderful future life, even Ziqiao was surprised.
I've only just begun, and you've already been completely fooled?
But this is good too, it saves me a lot of effort.
Ziqiao continued to deceive, "You know my aunt, she's notoriously stubborn."
"What if you casually tell her about her plans to confess her feelings, and she gets angry and cancels the confession?"
Zeng Xiaoxian's smile froze.
Ziqiao sighed deeply, feigning seriousness: "If Youyou's confession plan fails, then Teacher Zeng, you'll just have to wait for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to confess to Yifei."
"so……"
"I won't tell! I'd rather die than tell!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said righteously and solemnly, "Don't worry, my mouth is the tightest."
"besides……"
To ensure Youyou's confession would be successful, he swallowed hard and nervously asked, "Is there anything I can do to help?"
Ziqiao smiled smugly upon hearing this.
A moment later, Youyou watched Zeng Xiaoxian dragging a giant cannon away with all his might, and she poked Ziqiao next to her with a worried look.
Is it really a good idea to have Teacher Zeng join?
"Whether his joining will actually help us... I'm not really sure."
Ziqiao shrugged: "But although Teacher Zeng is not good at accomplishing anything, he is definitely good at ruining things."
"If we don't keep an eye on him, you can expect this to spread throughout the entire apartment building because of this coincidence!"
Youyou nodded: "That's all we can do for now."
If they had known they would run into Teacher Zeng at the supermarket, they should have stayed at the bar.
"It's okay, it's good to have another porter."
Ziqiao paused for a moment, then continued, "And that giant cannon was really heavy."
I'm coming
This is the legendary faction war.
(End of this chapter)
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