Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 426 Pure Coincidence

Inside the supermarket, Youyou and her friends were choosing decorations to set up the scene for their confession.

"Yoyo, yoyo!"

Xiao Xian picked up a gong, tapped it lightly with his fingers to test the sound, and the gong's loud and powerful sound resonated in the ears of the three of them.

Xiaoxian gave a thumbs up: "This gong is great, let's buy it and take it home."

Youyou paused, then looked at the gong hesitantly and asked, "Did we buy this gong to play a prank on Nanfeng?"

"no."

Xiao Xian said cheerfully, "Didn't you want your confession to be more lively and grand? This gong is just right."

"what?"

Seeing Youyou's blank expression, Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow: "After we buy the gong, we'll buy some firecrackers. When the gong is struck and the firecrackers are set off, the confession scene will be spectacular."

"It was a scene of deafening drums and gongs, crackling firecrackers, waving red flags, and a sea of people!"

Upon hearing this, Youyou was immediately speechless: "Teacher Zeng, I wanted to confess my feelings, not to organize a hometown reunion for the 1990s."

No wonder Yifei always says that Teacher Zeng is a sleazy old man born in the 1970s. His old-fashioned aesthetic really gives people the feeling of living in the 1990s.

With all the gongs and drums and firecrackers going off, should I find someone to perform a two-person comedy act?

Feeling rather bored, Zeng Xiaoxian put the gong back in its place, muttering to himself, "Youyou, you have no taste. If I were to confess my feelings..."

Youyou chuckled and said, "Then wait until you have the courage to confess."

Xiao Xian was speechless for a moment, and he glared at Youyou resentfully.

【Yoyo, you can't be so blunt with your words!】

So Xiaoxian walked ahead in a huff, ignoring the two of them.

Ziqiao and Youyou exchanged a smile upon seeing this.

The three of them walked around the shelves, and just as Xiaoxian reached the corner of the shelves, he bumped into a familiar dark figure.

"Zhang Wei?"

"Teacher Zeng?"

"What are you doing here!" the two shouted in unison.

Before Ziqiao and Youyou had even rounded the corner of the shelf, they saw Xiaoxian stop in front of them and call out in surprise, "Zhang Wei!"

They were startled and leaned against the shelf, whispering to each other.

Youyou asked in a low voice, "Why is Zhang Wei here?"

Ziqiao shrugged: "This is a supermarket, not a women's restroom. Why can't Zhang Wei be here?"

"Too."

Meanwhile, on the other side of the container where Ziqiao and Youyou were leaning, Guangu and Wanyu were also bending over and whispering a similar conversation.

Guan Gu asked in a low voice, "Why is Teacher Zeng here?"

Wanyu blinked and replied, "This is a supermarket, not a women's restroom. Why can't Teacher Zeng be here?"

"Too."

Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian looked at each other with a rather helpless expression.

Why is it that I just said my goal this time, besides buying things, was to not be discovered by anyone else, and then I ran into Teacher Zeng/Zhang Wei right after?

Zhang Wei spoke first: "Teacher Zeng, what's going on...?"

"I?"

Zeng Xiaoxian stretched his limbs: "I just came to the supermarket to buy some things and have a meal to help with digestion."

He looked at Zhang Wei and asked, "Zhang Wei, why did you come to the supermarket...?"

"I?"

Zhang Wei followed suit and began to stretch and move his limbs: "I also came to the supermarket to buy some things and to digest my food."

"Oh." Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly, "What a coincidence."

"Yeah, that's right." Zhang Wei also gave the same awkward smile: "It's just such a coincidence."

The two then exchanged a glance and spoke as if they were telepathically connected.

"Did you come alone? Didn't you bring anyone with you?"

"Yes, I came alone."

"How could I possibly do something as private as grocery shopping with someone else?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Both of them let out extremely awkward laughter: "What a coincidence!"

Guan Gu and Youyou, separated only by a shelf, silently remarked to themselves, "Those two are really in sync."

Immediately afterwards, Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei put their hands behind their backs and made a famous hand gesture to tell their companion to make a quick getaway.

On both sides of the shelf, Guan Gu, Wan Yu, Zi Qiao, and You You all nodded at the same time, then bent over and silently backed away.

Xiao Xian and Zhang Wei stared at each other, each trying to push the other back so that the other could completely prevent the other from seeing their companion.

The result was that the two of them stepped forward at the same time and blocked each other on the other side.

……

After an eerie silence, as if crows were flying overhead, the two coughed lightly at the same time.

"Zhang Wei, are you going over there?"

"Yes... Teacher Zeng, are you going too?"

"……yes."

"Oh……"

Neither Xiaoxian nor Zhang Wei was willing to back down, and they fell silent again.

They don't even know if their companions have left yet. If they just let them pass, and Zhang Wei/Teacher Zeng finds out, they'll have to go through all the trouble of explaining.

This is incredibly troublesome!

The two exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with a resolute determination, as if they had made up their minds.

I'm the bravest man in Love Apartment!

【I'm a good man, I'm Zeng Xiaoxian!】

[For Guangu and Youyou's future happiness, let's give it our all!]

Then, Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian's faces lit up with bright smiles.

"Oh Zhang Wei, what a coincidence!"

"Yes, Teacher Zeng, what a coincidence!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Come on, let's give each other a hug!"

"Okay, let's give each other a good hug!"

The two laughed loudly, then stepped forward and hugged each other tightly.

Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian are about the same height, so logically they should tilt their heads to give each other space when they hug.

But now, neither Xiaoxian nor Zhang Wei is willing to let the other's gaze escape their surveillance range.

So their embrace turned into a tight hug, with their necks stretched out and foreheads touching, resembling two bulls locked in a rutting battle.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

The two patted each other on the back, looking like close buddies.

As for what kind of scene this bizarre sight would appear to outsiders...

A middle-aged woman passing by saw Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei, two grown men, standing openly in front of a sign that read "Make this Qixi Festival more romantic," embracing passionately, completely disregarding the dense crowd in the supermarket.

She couldn't help but spit out her food.

"With Qixi Festival just around the corner, all sorts of demons and monsters are coming out."

"Take it home! This is a supermarket, not your bed!"

"Pah! Indecent! Disgusting!"

After finishing her sentence, the middle-aged aunt turned and left, leaving Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian dumbfounded after being scolded.

They exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with a hint of sorrow.

The two burst into laughter again, but this time their laughter was filled with sorrow.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

[Waaaaah... Guan Gu and Youyou, you two absolutely have to be together, otherwise all my sacrifices will have been for nothing.]

My lifelong reputation!

Xiao Xian and Zhang Wei roared inwardly.

……

Meanwhile, Wan Yu, Guangu, Youyou, and Ziqiao were leaning against the sides of the shelves, sticking their butts out, and sneakily backing away.

They tiptoed, they were very careful.

They have ears to hear everything and eyes to see everything.

They focused all their attention on the slightest movement in front of them, and not a single person took the time to turn around and look behind them.

So the four of them, with their butts sticking out, slowly backed away.

If they really did have a real eye on their butts, then at this very moment those four eyes would already be staring at each other.

The four people, completely oblivious to this, continued to back away on their own.

With two dull thuds, the four people's buttocks finally collided with each other without them even realizing it, just as expected and fulfilling their mission.

"what!"

Concentrating all their attention on the four people in front of them, they suddenly felt an attack on their buttocks, and instinctively screamed out in surprise.

The four men, clutching their backsides, quickly turned around and, upon seeing each other's faces, all shouted in shock.

"Guan Gu?"

"long!"

"Wanyu?"

"Ziqiao?"

The four of them exclaimed in unison, "What are you doing here?"

Their noise startled Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian, who were tightly embracing each other. The two immediately let go of each other and patted their clothes with a hint of disgust.

There's nothing wrong with good brothers hugging, but these two are clearly still not over the trauma of that night with "Your Majesty" and "My Beloved Concubine".

Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian hugged each other, each feeling that the other was about to call him "Your Majesty/My Beloved Consort" at any moment.

The two men, who shivered, exchanged a glance and walked together toward the direction from which the sound came.

At this moment, Guan Gu and his three companions stood in pairs, their gazes towards each other somewhat awkward.

"Are you here to shop at the supermarket too?"

"Yeah yeah."

"What a coincidence."

"Yes, what a coincidence."

Apart from Zi Qiao, who had a thick skin far beyond that of ordinary people and only felt a little embarrassed, the other three lowered their heads and awkwardly dug their toes into the ground.

Guan Gu and Youyou, in particular, wished they could disappear into a crack in the ground.

[Oh no, I wonder if Youyou/Guan Gu have discovered anything yet.]

"you……"

Xiao Xian and Zhang Wei hesitated, as if they wanted to say something but then stopped.

What's going on?

First I met Zhang Wei/Teacher Zeng, and now it's Guan Gu and Wan Yu/Youyou and Ziqiao. Are there just too many of my own people in the supermarket today?

"That's right, we're all here to shop at the supermarket."

The four of them said in unison.

Zhang Wei glanced at the group of people gathered there and tentatively asked, "Since everyone's here to shop at the supermarket, shall we shop together or...?"

"goodbye!"

Guan Gu, holding Wan Yu's hand, and You You, leading Zi Qiao, walked in the opposite direction without looking back.

Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian exchanged a glance, then forced smiles and waved goodbye before heading off in the opposite direction to the other group.

And so, the six people in the apartment split into four groups and dispersed.

One minute later, two minutes later, ten minutes later...

About ten minutes later, six furtive figures quietly ran over from four directions of the supermarket.

Then the six of them bumped into each other again at the corner.

"What a coincidence that we've met again."

"Yes, what a coincidence."

"What a coincidence!"

"What a fucking coincidence."

The six people remained silent for a moment, then simultaneously revealed polite yet awkward smiles.