Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 442 You have the divine fist, I have the iron hammer

"Nanfeng, you're something else! You actually punched me again!"

After being knocked to the ground by Nanfeng's punch, Xiao Hei tried touching his bruised eye socket again. Sure enough, the sound of him gasping for breath in pain echoed through the living room once more.

Great, now my eyes are symmetrical, just as Nanfeng said.

Nanfeng quickly helped Xiaohei up: "Xiaohei, you really can't blame me this time. I really couldn't control myself just now."

Xiao Hei instinctively retorted to Nan Feng, "Are you trying to say that your fist was acting on a conditioned reflex, automatically hitting my face?"

After Xiao Hei finished speaking, the scene fell silent.

The two exchanged a glance and said in unison, "You never know!"

Xiao Hei guessed, "It might be because your brainwaves are too active right now, causing some reflexes to become temporarily disordered."

As he spoke, he grabbed the wooden hammer to test it again.

This time, Xiao Hei deliberately squatted down next to Nan Feng's right leg and gently tapped his left knee with his outstretched arm.

So the two of them watched as Nanfeng's left fist transformed into a palm, delivering a crisp and resounding slap to Xiao Hei's face from left to right.

"Snapped!"

"what!"

The crisp, loud slapping sound mingled with Xiao Hei's mournful cry, making it impossible to tell which sound came first.

Xiao Hei fell heavily to the ground once again.

He covered his face, looking at Nanfeng in disbelief: "What's going on? Your house's conditioned reflexes come with an automatic enemy-locking function?!"

"I don't know, I really don't know!"

Nanfeng said confidently, "I swear I was trying to control myself, but I really couldn't."

"Again!"

Little Black, who had been slapped for no reason, retorted defiantly, "I refuse to believe it! You just wait!"

As he spoke, he turned and ran back to his room. When Xiao Hei returned, he was already wearing a black motorcycle helmet.

After repeatedly confirming that his helmet was properly on, Xiao Hei said earnestly, "Come on, let's try again."

He squatted down to Nanfeng's left and first gently tapped Nanfeng's right knee with a hammer.

There was still no response.

Under the terrified gazes of the two men, Xiao Hei tremblingly reached out his hand. Each time the hammer in his hand was about to touch Nanfeng's knee, he would shrink back in fear.

"No, are you even capable of doing this?"

Nanfeng was already nervous, and seeing Xiaohei dawdling like this made her even more anxious.

Xiao Hei muttered, "You make it sound so easy. It's not like you're the one getting beaten up."

"Never mind, I'll do it myself."

Nanfeng reached out and snatched the wooden hammer from Xiaohei's hand, then quickly tapped his left knee.

Upon seeing this, Xiao Hei instinctively avoided it.

However, Nanfeng's fist was even faster than he dodged.

He threw a left punch that bypassed Xiao Hei's helmet and went straight for Xiao Hei's stomach.

"what!"

In an instant, Xiao Hei's wailing echoed through his suite once again.

"Little Black~"

Nanfeng looked at Xiao Hei, who was lying on the ground clutching his stomach, and awkwardly rubbed his face.

He swore he absolutely didn't do it on purpose, but whether Xiao Hei would believe him was another matter entirely.

After all, if it were Nanfeng himself, he wouldn't believe that anyone's conditioned reflexes not only come with automatic target acquisition but also bypass defenses to directly attack weaknesses.

No, it seems there really is someone whose conditioned reflexes can reach this level.

So you're saying you've already met the prerequisites for learning Isshin?

"You, surnamed Chu..."

Xiao Hei swears he really wants to curse right now.

But when he saw Nanfeng's face full of guilt and innocence, he couldn't vent his anger.

Xiao Hei staggered to his feet, then plopped down on the sofa.

He seemed to have thought of something, and quickly moved his bottom far away from Nanfeng.

Seeing this, Nanfeng was both amused and exasperated: "If you keep moving, you'll be at the ends of the earth."

Xiao Hei glanced at Nan Feng: "Even if I were to move to the ends of the earth, it would still be safer than staying by your side."

Nanfeng muttered under her breath, "Tianya is indeed safe, but Haijiao is not necessarily so."

Xiao Hei didn't hear Nanfeng's driving clearly: "What did you say?"

"No, I wanted to ask if you're feeling any better."

"Don't worry, you won't die."

Xiao Hei glared at Nan Feng with annoyance: "I'll just take this as a conditioned reflex, but isn't your strength a bit too much?"

"Doesn't your left hand hurt?"

Nanfeng instinctively replied, "How could my left hand possibly..."

He froze halfway through his sentence.

"Yeah, doesn't your left hand hurt?"

With a slightly bewildered look, Nanfeng slowly placed his left hand in front of him. He first clenched his fist tightly, and then suddenly opened it.

Clench your fist, open it, clench your fist again, open it again...

Nanfeng mechanically manipulated his left hand to clench and unclench his fist repeatedly. He didn't find it boring at all; instead, his originally dull eyes became more lively, and the corners of his mouth kept curving upward.

Suddenly, he aimed a powerful punch at Xiao Hei, which scared Xiao Hei so much that he collapsed onto the sofa and let out another wail.

"Ah! Ahhh... Huh?"

Xiao Hei then realized that he was now so far away from Nan Feng that even if Nan Feng threw a punch, he wouldn't be able to touch a hair on his head.

Xiao Hei wiped the cold sweat from his forehead; the groan he had let out instinctively just now made him extremely embarrassed.

Not only did he fail to find the pattern of Nanfeng's conditioned reflex, he himself was almost developing a conditioned reflex to Nanfeng's fists.

Depend on!

Nanfeng didn't notice Xiaohei's actions at all; he simply withdrew his hand in delight.

"Hey, it really doesn't hurt anymore."

Nanfeng was overjoyed. Although there were no visible signs of injury on his left hand, it was still frequently stiff, sore, and weak.

However, now that he had hit Xiao Hei three times with such force, Xiao Hei not only felt no pain, but also felt as strong as an ox.

For a fleeting moment, Nanfeng even had the illusion that he could take on Yifei one-on-one.

Nanfeng started playing with his left hand like a toy again, seemingly enjoying himself immensely.

Even though the left hand is still stiff and inflexible, the situation is much better than before.

And he wasn't sure if it was just his imagination, but he felt that his left hand wasn't as clumsy as before.

"Nanfeng, don't do anything reckless! Stop! Stop right now!"

Seeing Nanfeng waving his left hand and even trying to show off a set of punches, Xiao Hei quickly stopped him, saying, "We can't be sure yet whether your left hand really doesn't hurt anymore, or whether your brain is temporarily unable to perceive pain after being stimulated by electric current and sound waves."

"Stop right now! If it's the latter, this could lead to a major disaster!"

Nanfeng had even gotten into his starting stance for a boxing match, but after hearing Xiao Hei's words, he reluctantly lowered his hands, muttering, "Honestly, can't you let me have a little more fun?"

"Come with me first to check what's wrong with this hand. If everything is fine, you'll have plenty of time to make yourself happy later."

Nanfeng was taken aback upon hearing this, then nodded with a bright smile.

……

After a tedious and complicated inspection, Xiao Hei, who had taken off his helmet, walked out of the room with a sullen face and came to Nanfeng's side.

"I have some bad news, and a..."

"Worse news?"

Xiao Hei nodded solemnly, which made Nanfeng's heart jump.

"The bad news is that the condition in your left hand is indeed due to temporary pain paralysis caused by the stimulation of the brain by electric current and sound waves. It will return to normal in a few days."

Nanfeng nodded, took a deep breath, and asked, "And what's the worse news?"

Xiao Hei sighed sadly: "The worse news is that your left hand, under the stimulation of electric current and sound waves, is actually... is actually showing signs of complete recovery."

After hearing this even worse news, Nanfeng sighed along with Xiaohei. After he realized what Xiaohei meant, he turned to look at Xiaohei in astonishment.

"You call this worse news?!"

"certainly."

Xiao Hei pointed to his panda eyes and one of his swollen cheeks, and said with great sorrow, "You beat me up like this before your left hand had even recovered. If it had, you would have bullied me to death!"

"Isn't this terrible news, a real disaster for me?"

Nanfeng chuckled upon hearing this: "Oh, Xiao Hei! You've messed with me!"

Xiao Hei said nonchalantly, "I tried to help you, and you beat me up like this. Do you think I should get back at you?"

Nanfeng joked, "Alright, since we still need you for something, I'll let you be arrogant for a while longer."

Xiao Hei looked at Nan Feng with feigned resentment: "I knew you were a bastard who would betray you after you've served your purpose."

The two looked at each other and suddenly burst into laughter.

"Little Black".

"Um?"

"Thank you," Nanfeng said sincerely. "I will never forget your help."

He was truly grateful for everything Xiao Hei had done for him; based on what Xiao Hei had done for him alone, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call him his savior.

Although Aunt Gu's personality meant she would never mistreat Xiao Hei when it came to money, Xiao Hei's affection for her couldn't be measured in monetary terms.

Besides, Aunt Gu's money is Aunt Gu's money; I still have to repay my debts of gratitude myself.

At this moment, all Nanfeng could do was express his gratitude and keep this debt of gratitude, which was greater than the sky, in his heart, hoping to repay it in the future.

“Eh…”

Xiao Hei seemed particularly unable to stand this romantic and sentimental atmosphere. He rolled his eyes at Nan Feng and said, "Let me tell you, we're all good brothers, so don't try this on me."

"All this thank-you stuff is just too pretentious."

"Besides, you helped me a lot when I was going through the most difficult time, and you didn't expect me to repay you at that time."

"There's no need for this between brothers."

After he finished speaking, he laughed and punched Nanfeng's left shoulder.

then……

Snapped.

After a crisp, loud slap, Xiao Hei covered his face and looked at Nan Feng in disbelief.

"Little Black, let me explain."

Nanfeng first looked at his left hand in surprise, then he hurriedly looked up at Xiao Hei and gave an explanation that he himself had repeated countless times.

"I really didn't mean to, but I just couldn't control myself."

"This is a conditioned reflex, absolutely a conditioned reflex!"

"Nothing more needs to be said!"

Xiao Hei silently pulled out the large iron hammer from behind his back and grinned maliciously, "You hit me so many times, it's only reasonable for me to swing this hammer at you, isn't it?"

"Xiao Hei, calm down! Calm down! Don't lose your temper!"

This time it was finally Nanfeng's turn to be so scared that he turned and ran away.

"You scoundrel Nanfeng, stop right there! I'm going to beat you to death today!"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)