Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 444 Damn Conditioned Reflex

Although Nanfeng's shameless behavior really made Yumo feel annoyed again, Yumo's personality has always been that she gets angry quickly, but she calms down even faster after being coaxed.

Nanfeng simply smiled and coaxed her a few times in the elevator, and by the time they got out, she was all smiles, showing no sign of anger.

They left the apartment chatting and laughing. Along the way, Yu Mo kept asking Nan Feng about all the details of today's test, just like a mother hen, and Nan Feng patiently explained them again and again.

The two went to a restaurant and sat down. After a short while, a waiter came over with the menu.

Yu Mo took the menu and casually asked, "Hello, do you have any signature dishes or set meals you could recommend?"

The waiter replied skillfully, "Today is Qixi Festival, and our restaurant has launched a variety of Qixi couple set meals, which are delicious and affordable. You two may want to consider them."

"A couple's package for Qixi Festival?"

Yu Mo opened the menu and glanced at it, finding the set meals to be quite good, so she handed the menu to Nan Feng.

"Nanfeng, what do you say?"

Nanfeng looked at the couple's set meal on the menu with a troubled expression.

Seeing Nanfeng's troubled expression, Yu Mo's eyes turned strange. She couldn't understand why Nanfeng was having trouble with the couple's set meal. It wasn't like you had to be a couple to eat the couple's set meal.

Does that mean if I order a kids' meal for Nanfeng, he'll have to call me "Mom"?

Besides, Nanfeng wasn't the type of person to be troubled by such things before. When they bought the dress before, they pretended to be a cheating husband and a mistress, and he didn't seem this troubled.

has a problem!

"I have a feeling that if you keep thinking about this, your brain is going to overheat."

Nanfeng looked up at Yumo, who was frowning and deep in thought, and smiled, "I'm just worried that one couple's set meal won't be enough for us."

"oh."

Yu Mo breathed a sigh of relief, realizing that she had been overthinking things.

She said rather generously, "It's okay, if it's not enough, just order a few more portions."

"That's exactly what I was waiting for."

Nanfeng handed the menu to the waiter and said, "Please give me the Qixi Festival couple's set meal."

"Um..." the waiter asked, "Which Qixi Festival couple's set meal would you like?"

"One of each! One of each!"

Nanfeng said succinctly.

Yu Mo and the waiter were speechless upon hearing this.

……

More than half an hour later, Yu Mo looked at the mountain of plates piled up next to Nan Feng and was so surprised that she could almost swallow her fist.

"I originally thought you were going to shave your head and play a holy monk, but I didn't expect you to be the Cleansing Altar Messenger."

Yu Mo asked fearfully, "Nanfeng, tell me the truth, has Xiao Hei been secretly bullying you? How did he let you starve like this?"

[In his inner world, Little Black, with dark circles under his eyes and swollen cheeks, stared wide-eyed in disbelief.]

He pointed to his mangled face and asked, "Tell me, who bullied whom?"

Who do you think bullied whom?!

He knelt down, looked up at the sky, and prayed aloud.

Heavens above, if you have eyes, strike this despicable couple dead with a bolt of lightning!

Nanfeng laughed awkwardly upon hearing this: "I don't know either. I just felt extremely hungry after waking up, like I could eat a whole cow."

Seeing the disbelief in Yu Mo's eyes, Nan Feng was too embarrassed to tell her that she had eaten all the sandwiches in the refrigerator before leaving the house.

"All right."

Yu Mo asked with concern, "Should I order a few more for you?"

Nanfeng thought for a moment and said, "Never mind, just eat until you're about 60% full for dinner."

"hehe……"

Yu Mo's lips twitched uncontrollably. So you ate so much and you're still not even 60% full?

This is really...it's all Xiao Hei's fault!

Look how hungry Nanfeng is!

As Nanfeng gradually finished eating, his eating speed slowed down, and the two began to chat while eating.

They chatted about recent funny incidents, about Guan Gu and Youyou's relationship, and about the disappointing Yifei and Xiaoxian...

As they chatted, Yu Mo suddenly asked, "Nan Feng, have you thought about what you'll do after you recover?"

Nanfeng paused upon hearing this, then shook his head.

"I haven't thought about it."

He honestly said, "At most, I used to think that maybe one day I could really be reborn, but I didn't dare to think about life after that."

"After all, the more you fantasize about things that are too wonderful, the more dissatisfied you will be with your current life."

"Rather than imagining things that are so far away, I'd rather live my life well right now."

Yu Mo gave a low "oh," clearly indicating that the answer Nan Feng gave was not the answer she had expected.

"But then again, it's nice to have some unrealistic dreams every now and then."

Nanfeng winked at her mischievously: "Why don't you tell me what you plan to do in the future? I'll take this time to think about it and dream a bit."

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo smiled sweetly.

She rested her head on her hand, her eyes filled with anticipation and longing for the future.

"As for my future... first of all, I need to get a promotion."

"After all, the beauty consultant industry is, to put it bluntly, a job that relies on youth. If I get old, how will I recommend anti-aging and anti-wrinkle beauty products to my clients?"

"So I need to find a way to move up from senior beauty consultant to management, to become a manager, CEO or something like that."

"If I could become the CEO of the entire China region, or even the Asia-Pacific region..."

"Cough cough cough..."

Nanfeng interrupted, saying, "Yu Mo, appropriate fantasy can be good for mental health, but excessive fantasy is just wishful thinking."

It wasn't that he looked down on Yu Mo's abilities, but the position of President of L'Oréal Asia Pacific was really too much for Yu Mo.

To put it another way, the possibility of Yu Mo becoming the president of L'Oréal Asia Pacific is only slightly higher than the possibility of Teacher Zeng becoming Lisa's boss instead of Tian Gang.

Although Yu Mo knew she was just daydreaming, she still stubbornly said, "Oh well, everyone has to have dreams."

There is a difference between a dream and wishful thinking.

Nanfeng's rants still possess a beauty that transcends distance and personal relationships, treating everyone equally.

"you!"

Yu Mo snapped angrily, "Get out of here!"

Nanfeng chuckled and tugged at Yu Mo's sleeve: "It's rare for someone to invite me to dinner, there's no reason for me to leave so soon."

Yu Mo turned her head away from Nan Feng in a huff: "Can't you say something nice? Why do you have to criticize me!"

Nanfeng smiled helplessly: "Why don't you continue? I'll try to control myself."

"snort."

Yu Mo turned her head: "Where was I?"

Nanfeng suppressed a laugh and replied, "You just mentioned that you want to be the CEO of L'Oréal Asia Pacific."

"oh."

Yu Mo continued, "Anyway, in your career, you just need to seek breakthroughs and get better and better."

"As for the rest..."

She gazed at the south wind, her beautiful eyes seeming to shimmer with autumn water.

Yu Mo snorted and winked mischievously at Nan Feng: "I won't tell you the rest yet."

"Alright, it's your turn to speak."

Seeing that Yu Mo stopped halfway through his sentence, Nan Feng shook his head and asked with a smile, "Wouldn't you call that cheating?"

Yu Mo smiled sweetly at him: "If you don't hold it against a girl like me, then of course it's not considered cheating."

She followed suit, and with a grin, reached out and tugged at Nanfeng's sleeve, acting coquettishly.

"Oh, tell me quickly!"

"I really can't help you."

Nanfeng smiled helplessly, then began to seriously consider what would happen after she recovered.

"If I really recover... I might want to try to resolve some family conflicts."

"Family estrangement?"

Yu Mo asked curiously, "Can't these barriers be resolved now?"

Nanfeng shook his head: "It's not that it can't be resolved now, but it will take time to dissolve these barriers, it may take a very long time."

"How long is 'a long time'?"

"It might take as long as the rift takes to form, or it might just be a fleeting moment when two people open their hearts to each other."

Nanfeng smiled faintly: "You know, I don't like fighting unprepared battles."

"If something might take me a long time to resolve, then I have to make sure I have enough time first, otherwise it would be very embarrassing to give up halfway."

"Oh, well..."

Yu Mo wanted to find out exactly what the family conflict was, but Nan Feng had already skipped over the topic.

"And then, I might become a monk."

"ah?!!"

Yu Mo gasped, her gaze towards Nan Feng a mixture of shock and grievance: "Why?"

Nanfeng looked at Yumo with a wronged expression: "Didn't you ask me to be the Cleansing Altar Messenger?"

"south wind!"

Yu Mo playfully punched Nan Feng's left shoulder: "You're teasing me again!"

"Don't!"

Nanfeng's eyes widened; he wanted to stop Yu Mo, but it was too late.

As Yu Mo's fist gently landed, his left hand swiftly reached Yu Mo's cheek.

then.

Snapped!

Nanfeng closed his eyes and slapped his forehead in frustration.

This, this, this... I can't blame myself for this, I told Yu Mo on the way.

However, Nanfeng, with her eyes closed, waited for a long time but did not hear Yumo scream like Xiao Hei. Instead, she heard Yumo's heartbeat getting faster and faster in her ears.

Nanfeng opened his eyes anxiously, only to find that his left hand was gently pressed against Yu Mo's cheek, remaining motionless for a long time.

This situation is less of a slap in the face and more of a...slap in the face?

Nanfeng swiftly withdrew his left hand, frantically explaining, "Yu Mo, this, this is purely a misunderstanding! It's just that damned conditioned reflex I was just telling you about!"

Yu Mo remained silent, simply staring at Nan Feng, a blush creeping onto her delicate cheeks.

She subconsciously reached out and touched the cheek that Nanfeng had just touched, and felt that the temperature of that area was several degrees higher than the rest of her face.

It can only be said that Nanfeng's sudden attack really startled Yu Mo. Not only was her heart pounding, but her breathing had also become rapid.

Actually, touching her face isn't a big deal, but as Nanfeng said before, Yu Mo has a high attack and low defense stat panel.

If she were to take the initiative, then it wouldn't be a problem for her to touch his face, or even hug him or put her arm around his neck.

However, the situation has now reversed, and when it's her turn to be attacked, Yu Mo is at a loss.

She took a deep breath, trying to make her voice sound less panicked.

"You did say your conditioned reflexes have been acting strangely these past few days, but didn't you just say your conditioned reflex is hitting people?"

"Yes, I hit someone, but... but I don't know how it happened..."

Nanfeng stared at his left hand, puzzled.

Is it possible that my conditioned reflex is not only absurd, but also hypocritical?!

He hits any man he sees and gropes any woman he sees?

That's so disgusting!

If Xiao Hei knew, she'd cry herself to death!

"Yu Mo, let me explain."

"I don't understand why either, but believe me, it's that damn conditioned reflex!"

Just as Nanfeng was explaining to Yumo, something even more awkward happened.

For some reason, his right leg twitched slightly out of control, and his toe brushed against the inside of Yu Mo's calf.

By the way, Yu Mo is wearing a skirt today.

"what!"