Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 455 A Clumsy Communication, Extraordinary

Youyou said angrily, "At a time like this, you're still being so gossipy."

Upon hearing this, everyone looked at her with strange expressions.

No matter how much gossip people have, it seems like no one would squeeze out time to read about other people's confessions on the very night you confessed yours, right?

Seeing this, Youyou guessed what everyone meant. She smiled awkwardly and then retracted her statement: "Pretend I didn't say anything."

"I think you should calm down first."

Yifei calmly said, "It's not that we don't believe what the three of you are saying, but this... this thing that looks like a cockroach and a rat, what exactly is it?"

The three of them said in unison, "That was the most terrifying, disgusting, and worst thing we've ever seen!"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head: "I still think it's impossible for such a thing to exist in this world. How could rodents and insects possibly combine?"

"It's not impossible."

Yu Mo seemed to have thought of something, and she hurriedly asked, "Do you remember what I just told you about the mutated creature that supposedly escaped from that dilapidated apartment?"

Wan Yu's eyes lit up upon hearing this: "Yu Mo, do you mean that thing they saw, which looked like a cockroach and a rat at the same time, was a mutated creature that escaped from the dilapidated apartment?"

Yu Mo adjusted her glasses and said with great certainty, "I think it's very likely."

Xiaoxian exclaimed, "But we're on the sixth floor! Why would it come up here for no reason?"

Yifei nodded: "Rather than a mutated creature escaping from a run-down apartment, I'd rather believe that Xiao Hei downstairs is conducting some kind of evil biological experiment."

"Oh dear, Sister Yifei, Teacher Zeng, this isn't the time for you to joke around!"

Mika said anxiously, "Believe me, this is really terrifying!"

"I'm going to tell Ziqiao and Curry Sauce to never go back to their room."

Despite Meijia's seemingly indifferent attitude towards Ziqiao, she still cares about him deeply. After all, even Ziqiao's aunt and future uncle hadn't thought to remind him of this.

Yifei snorted coldly upon hearing this: "I don't know about curry sauce, but Ziqiao is not going back."

She gestured towards Zi Qiao, who was chatting up "Rosamund Kwan" not far away, and said, "Look, he's flirting with a girl right now."

Meijia turned to look at Ziqiao, who was chatting happily with a beautiful woman, and her fear and dread suddenly turned into uncontrollable anger.

She gritted her teeth, wishing she could chop Ziqiao into pieces on the spot and throw him into 3602 to feed that monster.

"Great! We're fighting monsters in our room, and he's having fun here. That's too much!"

Yifei's eyes darted around, and she instantly came up with a great way to tease Ziqiao.

She quietly borrowed a phone from the bartender next to her, then dialed Ziqiao with a mischievous grin.

Ziqiao was chatting with the beautiful woman across from him who looked just like Rosamund Kwan, posing as an outstanding young director, when suddenly his phone started buzzing.

He raised an eyebrow, looked at the unfamiliar caller ID on his phone, hesitated for a moment, and then answered the call.

"Feed?"

"Hello, darling~" Yifei said sweetly, imitating Lin Chi-ling's voice.

Xiao Xian looked at Yi Fei with great surprise.

I've known her for so long, and I never knew she had such a special skill.

Ziqiao listened to the voice that sounded so much like Lin Chi-ling in his ear. He searched through his mental files for a long time but couldn't find anyone who matched the voice.

Surely Lin Chi-ling didn't dial the wrong number.

He asked cautiously, "Hello, who are you?"

"I can't even recognize my voice anymore, my dear, mighty little tiger~"

Ziqiao was taken aback upon hearing this. He glanced at the "Rosamund Kwan" in front of him without leaving a trace, and then pretended to suddenly realize something and said, "Oh, Auntie."

"I almost couldn't recognize your voice. Is something the matter?"

Yifei covered her mouth to suppress a laugh: "It's nothing, I just feel thirsty lately and want to find someone to give me a warm hug."

"My dear, mighty little tiger, I wish you were here with me right now."

"A traffic accident? What kind of accident? Is my uncle alright? What happened to him?"

Yifei raised an eyebrow at Meijia and the others with increasing smugness, and continued to seduce Ziqiao: "I'm not feeling well right now, I'm burning up, I can't hold on much longer, do you think it's because I'm lonely?"

Ziqiao paused for a moment, glanced around slightly, and then continued speaking with a sorrowful expression.

"Good heavens, you let him drive a tractor alone. I've said it before, all four-wheeled machines are demons!"

Yifei continued to entice Ziqiao in a sweet, seductive voice: "Come on, my little tiger. Tear me to pieces, I'm waiting for you~"

Ziqiao said with a heavy heart but unwavering determination, "Yes, if he needs an organ transplant... I'm willing!"

"You know where I live, right?"

"Tell me the hospital address quickly, I'll be there right away."

Yifei's eyes darted around, and she mentally arranged a good place for Ziqiao.

"First, take Metro Line 3 to the end, then take the ferry, and then transfer to bus route 119 to the final stop. I'll be waiting for you at Heaven on Earth~"

Ziqiao took a deep breath: "Okay, I'll be right there."

Tell your uncle: Hang in there, I can't lose him.

After bidding farewell to the beautiful woman in front of him with a sorrowful expression, he put on an overjoyed look and came to show off to everyone.

"Don't wait for me tonight, I need to go out for a bit, a girl needs me."

Mika suppressed a laugh, trying her best to hide her smug expression of amusement: "Which girl?"

Ziqiao chuckled: "Remember that heartbroken little white rabbit I mentioned? She asked me out!"

Wanyu kindly reminded her, "But you've never even met her."

Despite Wan Yu's reminder, Zi Qiao said very arbitrarily, "She looks like Lin Chi-ling and her voice is like Lin Chi-ling's. Do you think there's such a coincidence in this world?"

"My intuition tells me that she is Lin Chi-ling."

Wanyu couldn't bear to see Ziqiao run so far, so she spoke again, "Ziqiao, actually..."

Yifei quickly interrupted Wanyu, saying, "As friends, we should help each other achieve our goals."

She looked at Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, go pursue your happiness."

Ziqiao nodded, his face filled with grief, and cried out, "Hang in there, Uncle!"

After saying that, he ran out of the bar without looking back, leaving Yifei and the others to suppress their laughter and watch him head to the so-called Heaven on Earth with glee.

After rushing out of the bar, Ziqiao slowly stopped.

He turned his head to look in the direction of the bar, a playful smile appearing on his lips.

"Oh……"

……

Inside the bar, just as everyone was about to continue discussing the monster that had suddenly appeared in 3602, they saw Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce carrying braised pork knuckles, rushing in in a panic. Their running movements, facial expressions, and demeanor were exactly the same as those of Guan Gu and his two companions from before.

They exchanged glances, a suspicion forming in their minds: Could Zhang Wei and his friends have also encountered that 3602 monster that looked like both a cockroach and a rat?

Zhang Wei snatched the wine glass from Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, drank the remaining wine, and then, after catching his breath, said...

"Oh no, oh no, oh no, something terrible has happened!"

"Hello!"

Xiao Xian, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder about cleanliness, immediately couldn't stand it: "Even the closest family members should pay attention to hygiene, right? I have a cold, Zhang Wei, aren't you afraid of catching it?"

"Teacher Zeng, now is not the time to talk about these things."

Zhang Wei swallowed hard, and said nervously, "Listen, you definitely won't believe what we just saw!"

Curry Sauce continued, "And it's absolutely unheard of, unseen, a first in the world."

Zhang Wei touched his forehead, revealing a look of unbearable sorrow.

"Woof"

The braised pork knuckle also called out and nodded silently.

After a moment of silence, Yifei, Yumo, Xiaoxian, and Wanyu started talking all at once.

"Guan Gu, look at how well he performs."

"Exactly, the atmosphere created by the three of them is much better than that of the three of you."

"That's right, you can tell from their expressions that it must be something extremely important."

"Even the braised pork knuckle is more expressive than yours."

……

Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce were a little confused by the reactions of the others.

"Wait, what's with your reaction?"

Zhang Wei said anxiously, "We finally managed to get this big news, can you please respect us?"

Xiao Xian said with a smile, "It's no big deal. It's just that we have an uninvited guest on the sixth floor."

"what?"

Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce exchanged a shocked glance. Curry Sauce asked, "You both knew?"

"certainly."

Everyone said in unison.

Wan Yu smiled sweetly and explained to Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce, "You're a step too late. Guangu, Meijia, and Youyou have already told us what happened."

"Yeah?"

Zhang Wei looked at Guan Gu and the other two suspiciously: "You three saw it too?"

Guan Gu nodded, still shuddering at the memory of that monster: "It was the most terrifying, disgusting, and worst thing I've ever seen!"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Wei disagreed with Guan Gu's opinion: "Guan Gu, you're misusing Chinese again. What kind of modifiers are these? I think she's quite pretty."

As Zhang Wei spoke, a faint blush appeared on his dark face.

"Alas……"

When Youyou and Meijia saw Zhang Wei looking so lovestruck, they felt goosebumps all over.

Youyou asked in shock, "Zhang Wei, is there something wrong with your taste? You call this beautiful?!"

Zhang Wei was even more shocked than Youyou: "How can you call this ugly?"

Mika looked up slightly at the curry sauce: "What do you think, curry sauce?"

Curry Sauce shook her head: "I don't know, I just saw his back and then Uncle Zhang Wei dragged me away."

Meijia nodded upon hearing this: "It seems that Zhang Wei, your aesthetic sense is the most perverse."

"I!"

Zhang Wei hesitated, but ultimately decided against arguing with them.

Anyway, they'll find out whether the girl is pretty or not when they get back.

Zhang Wei was puzzled by everyone's overly calm demeanor: "Now that you all know about this, are you planning to just sit in the bar forever?"

Yu Mo said nonchalantly, "What's the rush? It's not going to run away anyway."

"Once we've recharged our forces, we'll send General Yifei to annihilate it!"

Yifei readily raised her fist, which was as big as a clay pot.

Curry Sauce muttered, "It's not a good idea to resort to violence as soon as we meet."

Meijia said indignantly, "It's already a great act of chivalry that we didn't swarm in to deal with this mess."

"But, but she is a girl after all."

"What girl?" Youyou asked in surprise, "You two can actually tell its gender?"

"What's so hard to tell the difference?"

Zhang Wei said with a smug look, "Sexy, tall, with a great figure, fair skin, beautiful face."

"Especially her smile, it's so sweet and elegant."

He gave a mesmerizing smile: "The feeling is like a spring breeze caressing Lugu Lake, or autumn rain soaking Jiuzhaigou..."

"Wait a minute!"

Then everyone realized that what they had just talked about with Zhang Wei was not the same thing at all.

Yifei asked, "So what you encountered wasn't that cockroach-and-rat monster from room 3602?"

No, that's not it.

Zhang Wei looked utterly bewildered: "It looks like a cockroach? It looks like a rat? Does such a thing even exist in this world?"

"That's not important."

Yu Mo asked curiously, "What did you encounter?"

"Of course it's the beautiful woman on the balcony of apartment 3603 who helps Nanfeng hang up the clothes."

"What?!"

Everyone exclaimed in unison.

"yes."

Zhang Wei nodded: "Curry Sauce and I just saw her on the balcony. She was still wearing her pajamas, so it looks like she stayed in 3603 for one night."

A strange silence fell over everyone. Just when Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce thought their tape had jammed, everyone started rushing to the apartment.

Zhang Wei and his companion exchanged a glance before revealing satisfied smiles.

That's the right reaction!

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)