Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 475 A Battle of Wits
Chapter 475 A Battle of Wits
Just when everyone thought Yifei would wake Ziqiao up and start a meaningless match, Yifei slapped her thigh and asked again.
"My acting was so perfect, how did he see through the disguise?"
"How exactly did he see through the flaw?"
Zhanbo was puzzled when his older sister repeated the same question several times: "Why don't we just ask Ziqiao about this after he wakes up?"
"No!"
Yifei gritted her teeth and refused: "Let him fall asleep like this until I come up with an answer."
It would have been better if she hadn't said it; her words were like entering Ziqiao's login password.
Ziqiao slowly opened his eyes and let out a groan that sounded incoherent.
"ah."
He vaguely saw the ceiling of room 3602, and a slightly dazed smile appeared on his lips.
"So everything that just happened was a dream..."
When Yifei saw that Ziqiao had woken up, she smiled and leaned closer to him: "It's okay, Ziqiao, you're actually dreaming right now too."
"So just close your eyes and get some rest."
She spoke gently, but her hands showed no mercy as she turned the fallen Ziqiao over and then chopped at his neck with a chop.
Ziqiao only managed to let out a muffled groan before falling into a deep sleep again.
"very good."
Yifei clapped her hands triumphantly, her smile radiant: "Now we have enough time to think carefully about how Ziqiao actually saw through the flaw."
Everyone: w(Д)w?!
No, it's one thing that you couldn't figure out the answer before he woke up, but you even knocked Zi Qiao out and manually extended the time limit?
Doesn't this mean that once the exam time is over, you forcibly knock out the proctor and continue doing the questions?
This is outrageous!
Curry Sauce, the academic underachiever, expressed her incomprehension of Yifei's behavior: "Sister Yifei, Brother Ziqiao is clearly awake. You could have asked him that question."
She really couldn't understand why anyone would ignore readily available answers and insist on figuring out their own solutions.
Is this the difference between top students and underachievers?
Heartbroken.
Before Yifei could reply, Zeng Xiaoxian let out a sly, duck-like laugh: "Curry Sauce, you don't understand. Someone just doesn't want to lose too badly."
He knew exactly what Hu Yifei was thinking. She felt that she had already lost a step in her duel with Ziqiao, and if she couldn't even figure out how Ziqiao had discovered her weakness, then she had completely lost.
"Who lost?"
Yifei, sitting back down, stubbornly said, "I... I just felt it wouldn't be fair of me to mess with him first, so I let him have his way."
"Come on, you've already lost." Zeng Xiaoxian's face grew even more smug.
Regardless of who wins against Hu Yifei, they are his half-brothers. So, rounding down, it's practically the same as him winning against Yifei.
So, it's really amazing that I've been able to beat Yifei so many times.
Facing Zeng Xiaoxian's sarcastic remark, Yifei clenched her fists and said, "I'll say it again, I didn't lose."
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't resist his suicidal urge: "You've already lost."
"I don't."
"You've lost."
"I don't!"
"You've lost."
"I don't!!!"
Yifei's roar, like that of a lion, showed everyone present what a true Buddhist lion's roar was.
"Okay, okay, if you don't have anything to say, then you don't have anything to say. But how can we help you analyze this if you don't tell us the whole story of what happened at the bar?"
Nanfeng frowned and told Yifei to stop immediately. If she continued to yell, he would dream of a hundred lions roaring in his ears tonight.
Yifei stopped yelling and glared fiercely at Xiaoxian.
Xiao Xian smiled dismissively: "You have the guts to glare at me, but you should at least try to beat Zi Qiao."
Yifei stared wide-eyed in shock: "You... Zeng Xiaoxian, you just wait!"
She angrily vowed, "I'm going to beat you this time and slap you in the face, you bitch!"
"OK."
Xiao Xian raised an eyebrow: "What are we betting on?"
"I'll bet my tongue!"
Yifei said fiercely, "If I win, for the next week I'll make you eat sour food and you'll have to eat sour food, and I'll make you eat spicy food."
"Basically, you have to eat whatever I tell you to eat, dare you?"
Xiaoxian retorted without backing down, "Sure, then I'll bet you with my mouth."
"If Ziqiao wins, for the next week you'll have to say whatever I tell you to say and use whatever tone I tell you to use."
"I'm asking you, do you dare?"
"It's a deal!"
Without saying a word, the two made a pact with a high five.
The sudden turn of events left everyone bewildered. Wasn't this supposed to be about Ziqiao and Yifei? How come Teacher Zeng is now at odds with Yifei again?
And... who taught you to gamble with your tongue and mouth like this!
Can't you guys gamble on something more exciting?!
This is such a waste!
"If I may ask, didn't you two consider Joe's opinion when you made the agreement?"
Nanfeng quipped, "What if he doesn't cooperate?"
"That's impossible!"
Yifei and Xiaoxian said decisively.
The crowd exchanged glances and looked at the unconscious Zi Qiao with pity.
He was lying on the ground perfectly fine, how did he become a tool in your bet?
That's terrible.
Having made a bet with Xiaoxian, Yifei now has another reason she absolutely cannot lose. Of course, for her, this also means that she can defeat two opponents at the same time.
This is so exciting!
The exhilarated Yifei recounted her entire story of how she cheated on Qiao at the bar, and Nanfeng instantly understood exactly where she had slipped up.
No, it should be said that all her pranks were flawed.
Nanfeng couldn't help but scoff, "That's it?"
Yifei glanced at Nanfeng: "Do you know what happened?"
"It's very simple, let's do an experiment."
As Nanfeng spoke, he took out his phone and made a call to Xiao Hei.
Soon, Xiao Hei's voice came through the phone: "Hey? Nanfeng, what's up?"
Nanfeng cleared her throat and, mimicking Ziqiao's reply to Yifei, said, "Oh, Auntie."
"I almost couldn't recognize your voice. Is something the matter?"
"Nanfeng, are you out of your mind?!"
Xiao Hei was utterly baffled: "You call me 'little aunt'? Don't you know who you're calling?"
Nanfeng's expression remained unchanged as she continued, "A traffic accident? What accident? Is my uncle alright? What happened to him?"
Xiao Hei on the other end of the phone was silent for a few seconds, then asked疑惑地问道, "Is this... some kind of code?"
"It's nothing, Xiao Hei. I just saw you were too free and wanted to add some fun to your research life."
"You and him..."
Xiao Hei had barely begun swearing when Nan Feng swiftly ended the call.
He spread his hands at everyone and said, "Now you understand where Yifei went wrong, right?"
The group of people who had been oblivious to the situation in the bar earlier let out an "oh" and nodded in sudden realization.
The problem with Yifei is that she cooperates with Ziqiao too much.
Of course, the people in the bar knew that Zi Qiao was currently flirting with girls and needed an excuse to cover it up, but the heartbroken little white rabbit shouldn't know this.
Normal people would react somewhat like Xiao Hei when they hear Zi Qiao's inexplicable answer. How could they possibly cooperate with him like this, continuing to talk without even asking?
This is tantamount to blatantly telling Ziqiao that the person who called him was watching him pick up girls in the bar.
With Ziqiao's cunning and treacherous nature, he naturally wouldn't fall for it.
"How is it?"
Nanfeng asked smugly, "Do you have any other questions?"
"I have a question!"
Wanyu raised her hand and asked, "What should we do about the hygiene of room 3601?"
The lively atmosphere in room 3602 came to an abrupt end, and everyone fell silent.
They would definitely help with a simple cleaning, but 3601 is really disgusting now.
The image of that mangled, gruesome cockroach-rat is still vivid in our minds; we are truly powerless to change it.
Upon seeing this, Yifei's eyes widened: "Seriously? You're just going to leave us like this?!"
Zeng Xiaoxian shouted incredulously, "You guys can't be that disloyal, can you?"
"It's not that we don't care, it's just..."
Nanfeng chuckled dryly while glancing at his phone with an extremely exaggerated feint.
He clapped his hands and desperately winked at Gu Lan: "Ah, it's already this late and we haven't had lunch yet."
"Sister Lan, let's hurry up and go out to grab something to eat."
"Good idea." Gu Lan nodded repeatedly.
Before Yifei and Xiaoxian could say anything more, the cousins had already slipped away one after the other.
"Disloyal!"
Yifei spat fiercely at Nanfeng's retreating figure, while Xiaoxian looked at the others present with pleading eyes.
Yu Mo pondered for a moment, then a bright smile bloomed on her face: "Youyou, Zhang Wei, have we in 3604 ever gone out for fun in a suite by ourselves?"
Youyou, understanding the unspoken message, chimed in, "Yes, I know a place nearby that's perfect for a picnic. Let's go there together now."
"August! Mid-afternoon! Such a blazing sun! A picnic?!" Zhanbo looked up at the scorching sun outside the balcony and said incredulously.
"Uh..." Zhang Wei paused, then casually made up a story, "Going on a picnic in this blazing sun... to save fuel!"
"Oh~~~"
Zhanbo thought Zhang Wei's words made a lot of sense, and he happily asked, "Then Wanyu and I can come with you..."
Before Zhanbo could finish speaking, he saw Yumo and the others hurriedly leave 3602 hand in hand.
"Why didn't they take me!" Zhanbo said, sounding as aggrieved as a child.
Yifei glanced at him: "You actually believe they're going on a picnic?"
"Isn't that right?"
"Oh my God."
Yifei clutched her forehead in anguish.
Xiao Xian looked at Mei Jia and the others and asked, "You guys probably don't have any reason to run away, right? You know, the cockroach rat came all the way from your 3602."
Meijia protested, "But it came specifically for Yifei's fried rice. In the end, it's still your 3601's problem. We 3602 are also victims."
"Well……"
Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless.
Guan Gu spoke up, "Teacher Zeng, it's not that we don't want to help you, it's just that... it's just that..."
Since he couldn't lie, Guan Gu could only look to the curry sauce for help.
"It's because we also need to do a thorough cleaning here."
Curry Sauce stood up and said, "Teacher Zeng, Sister Yifei, don't worry, we'll definitely come to help you as soon as the big cleaning here is over."
"right!"
Meijia also pulled Guangu to stand up quickly: "In order to be able to help you as soon as possible, let's hurry up and do the cleaning."
As they spoke, the three of them hurriedly ran out the door.
They stopped halfway through their run, turned back, and gave Yifei and the other three an embarrassed smile.
Wan Yu's eyes lit up upon seeing this: "You've changed your minds?"
"no."
Mika pointed around and said in a voice barely audible, "We just realized this is 3602, so it seems like we're not the ones who need to leave."
Upon hearing this, Yifei and the other three all pointed at themselves in shock.
"Shall we go?"
"goodbye!"
The scene shifts, and Yifei and the other three have been asked to leave room 3602.
They turned around in astonishment to look at the tightly closed door of 3602, their hearts filled with a thousand words that ultimately coalesced into one sentence.
"Depend on!"
I'm coming
(End of this chapter)
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