Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 477 If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move either

At the Sunny Day Bar, Yifei, Guangu, Meijia, and Wanyu were chatting on the sofa.

Meijia was sucking hard on the cocktail on the coffee table, with a long straw in her mouth.

After letting out a listless hiccup, she asked curiously, "Sister Yifei, why haven't you made a move on Ziqiao yet? I'm so bored!"

Yifei looked up at the idling Meijia: "Are you bored lately?"

Mika sighed and muttered, "Of course it's boring."

You should know that ever since Youyou and Guangu got together, she has almost taken over all of her work, turning her from a good life assistant into a family chef.

Although Meijia's previous wish was to earn money and be supported without working, now that she has nothing to do, she can't find her direction in life.

Meijia suddenly felt envious of Ziqiao. If only she could be as shameless as him, spending her days just loafing around and waiting to die.

"No rush."

Yifei hummed a few times and said seriously, "When I went back last time, I thought carefully about why I lost by a small margin. I found that it was all because I was too impatient and didn't make a detailed plan before making my move."

"Otherwise, how could someone as smart as me have had my flaws discovered by Ziqiao, who then turned the tables on me?"

"So this time I've decided..."

Guan Gu tentatively asked, "So you've decided to come up with a detailed prank plan?"

"No!" Yifei laughed triumphantly. "This time, I'm going to let Ziqiao make the first move, and then I'll find his weakness and turn the tables on him!"

Wan Yu, standing to the side, nodded in sudden realization: "I get it! This is what they call 'if you can't beat them, join them!'"

"nonsense!"

Yifei rolled her eyes and said defiantly, "I call this winning back the way I was tricked, no matter how I lost!"

"Soga."

Guan Gu suddenly asked, "So why are you two stuck in this stalemate?"

"Forehead……"

Upon hearing this, Yifei frowned and pondered for a moment. After a while, she asked weakly, "Is it possible... that Ziqiao thinks the same way?"

"what?"

Mika exclaimed in surprise, "So you two were both waiting for the other to make the first move?"

"What is this? Holding back until the end of the world?"

Faced with Meijia's shock, Yifei smiled confidently: "Don't worry, you all know that Ziqiao is only enthusiastic for three minutes."

She smugly hummed, "People like him have the least patience. As long as I keep going with Ziqiao, he'll definitely give up and make the first move."

"When will that be~~~" Mika pouted and complained.

She's been really bored lately, and she's been waiting for Yifei, Ziqiao, and Teacher Zeng to have some fun to cheer her up.

As a result, Yifei and Ziqiao were actually waiting for the other to make the first move, which would take forever.

"Mika, you need patience to win."

Yifei patted her chest proudly and said, "Look at me, how patient I am."

"oh."

Guan Gu, Mei Jia, and Wan Yu nodded, suddenly unsure of what to say.

An eerie silence fell over the room.

Yifei paused for a moment, then couldn't help but ask, "So when exactly do you think Ziqiao will make his move?"

Guan Gu's lips twitched slightly: "I have a feeling that your patience is also quite limited, Yi Fei."

Just as everyone was chatting, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in carrying a stack of magazines that reached up to his nose.

"Hey, you're all here."

Zeng Xiaoxian placed the mountain of magazines he was holding on the coffee table, which suddenly slumped down with a dull thud.

Yifei and the other three were dumbfounded.

Xiao Xian shouted to the bartender, "Joey, time to serve a customer!"

"Brother Xian, please get this straight."

"I'm a bartender, not a madam!"

Joey handed the menu to Zeng Xiaoxian and casually asked, "Brother Xian, what would you like to drink?"

"Let me think about it."

Zeng Xiaoxian pondered for a moment, then patted the magazines he had brought and asked, "Joey, if I said I've sponsored all the magazines at the bar lately, will your boss give me a free drink?"

"That depends on what kind of magazine you brought. We don't accept magazines like Reader, Yilin, or Youth Digest. You should take it to the school."

Joey glanced through a few magazines, then exclaimed in surprise, "Wow, it's 'Pretend to be a Man'!"

"This is a high-end fashion magazine with only 2,000 copies available in the whole city. I didn't realize you were such a hidden talent, Brother Xian."

"That's right."

Zeng Xiaoxian leaned back on the sofa smugly, shrugging as if to say, "I'm just that high-class."

Joey gave Zeng Xiaoxian a thumbs up and immediately assured him, "Since you're so generous, Brother Xian, I won't be stingy either."

"Even if the boss doesn't treat you to this meal, I'll still treat you, okay?"

"And Sister Yifei, for Brother Xian's sake, your drinks will be waived today."

Xiao Xian patted Qiao Yi with a smile: "That's why I say you're the only one out of so many bartenders who can be the manager, so impressive!"

"Brother Xian, you're joking. I'll greet the guys at the bar later. Just tell me what you want to say today."

"Then I'll go take care of my work now. You guys continue chatting."

As he spoke, Joey picked up a portion of the men's magazines and turned to leave.

Xiaoxian leaned back on the sofa, humming a little tune. Looking at his beaming face, his tail was practically sticking up in the air.

"Look! Look at this!"

"What is prestige? This is prestige!"

Xiao Xian looked around and said boastfully, "Why are there only a few of you? Where are the others?"

"Let them all come and drink together. Anyone who doesn't come is disrespecting me, Xian-ge."

Guan Gu explained, "Zhanbo is working overtime, Yu Mo went home to see her parents, Nanfeng and Curry Sauce went to the studio, Youyou just signed with a company and has a lot of things to deal with, and Zhang Wei is preparing for the bar exam."

"Ziqiao... a new swimming pool opened in our neighborhood, and he and Xiaohei went to see the swimsuit beauties."

"No," Xiaoxian protested, "It's rare for me to be in such a high position today, and they're all too busy?"

Yifei reached out and touched the remaining magazines, grabbed a few, and glanced at the prices on them.

"hiss……"

The more she looked, the more she couldn't help but gasp: "Zeng Xiaoxian, you really have some influence. The money you spent on this pile of magazines could have bought us dozens of drinks."

Wanyu and Meijia also curiously flipped through the magazine. Meijia exclaimed, "Gossip, celebrity nude photos, luxury sports cars, insider scandals... Teacher Zeng, why didn't you tell me about this great magazine sooner?"

Xiaoxian chuckled: "How was I supposed to know that a girl like you would like watching men dressed up as men? But it's okay, I have plenty of them, take them if you like."

Wan Yu looked up and asked Zeng Xiaoxian curiously, "Teacher Zeng, where did you get so many magazines?"

Xiaoxian looked down at the menu and casually explained, "Don't even mention it, these were all originally stuffed under the bed. I recently discovered that my bed is inexplicably four centimeters higher."

He paused, then emphasized, "The entire bed is four centimeters higher!"

"ah?!!"

The four of them exclaimed in unison, and Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian and said irritably, "You spendthrift, just how many magazines have you bought?"

Zeng Xiaoxian gave a bitter smile, pointing to the mountain of magazines piled on the coffee table, and said with a heavy heart, "What you're seeing now is just the tip of the iceberg."

Guan Gu glanced through the magazines and then asked, puzzled, "Teacher Zeng, you don't usually seem like someone who likes to read fashion magazines, so why do you buy so many?"

Faced with Yifei's questioning and Guangu's doubts, Xiaoxian sighed: "It wasn't me who chose it, it was it that chose me."

"How so?"

Yifei raised an eyebrow: "You didn't subscribe to this magazine."

"A bumpkin."

Xiao Xian smiled wryly, never missing an opportunity to mock Yi Fei: "This is a magazine that pretends to be a man, it's not your average fashion magazine."

"It's extremely high-end; you can't just order it if you have money."

Yifei smiled gently, but her eyes were filled with murderous intent: "Then may I ask Mr. Toad, who shares an apartment with this bumpkin, how did you manage to subscribe to this high-end magazine?"

"This was a prize I won in a raffle when I bought fried dough sticks... wait, no!"

Xiao Xian slapped his thigh, realizing that he never seemed to eat fried dough sticks.

He immediately glared at Yifei with an unfriendly expression: "Hu Yifei! Did you fill in my phone information incorrectly again?!"

"Uh..." Yifei whistled, her eyes darting around.

[In her inner world, Yifei said with great seriousness.]

In this day and age, not only can you enter a prize draw when you buy fried dough sticks, but you can even get a discount by becoming a member when you buy an egg pancake.

[It's just that with all these prize draws and membership offers, they keep asking you to fill in your phone number.]

Then came a barrage of spam text messages; I couldn't even be bothered to delete them, let alone read them!

[If I fill it out, I find it troublesome; if I don't, why should others get discounts while I don't?]

Therefore... for all the activities mentioned above that required a phone number, I used Zeng Xiaoxian's phone number.

Sure enough, my phone became much quieter after that.

"Hu Yifei! I knew it was you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian finally found the culprit, and he said indignantly, "Do you know how much trouble your actions have caused me?"

Wanyu comforted her, "Don't be angry, Teacher Zeng. It's a free gift from a lottery, so why not take it?"

"free?"

Xiaoxian gave a bitter and self-deprecating smile: "I won three free issues of the monthly magazine, but after filling out a survey, I was inexplicably and automatically upgraded to a member."

He pointed to the magazines on the coffee table and cried out, "This is all my hard-earned money!"

……

Immediately afterwards, Xiaoxian drank his wine and then ranted and raved about the magazine for a good ten minutes.

Especially after Wanyu discovered that the magazine "Men's Magazine" was going to release another daily edition priced at 49 yuan, he cursed even more fiercely.

The four of them were so dizzy and disoriented listening to his complaints that they felt like their heads were going to spin.

"This is absolutely outrageous!"

Yifei pressed her temples, enduring it for a long time, but finally couldn't hold back any longer and said.

Xiao Xian clapped his hands and cheered as if he had found a comrade-in-arms, saying, "Don't you also think this magazine is outrageous?"

I'm talking about you!

Yifei scolded, "Zeng Xiaoxian, is this all your CPU does all day long?"

"It's just a worthless magazine that rips off people, just return it and that's it."

Zeng Xiaoxian stared wide-eyed at Yifei in disbelief: "This isn't as easy as you make it sound!"

Yifei shrugged with a cold laugh: "I don't see what's so difficult about returning a magazine."

Just as the two were about to argue about this topic for another three hundred rounds, an unexpected voice disrupted their rhythm.

"Hello, could you please tell me how to get to apartment 3602 in Love Apartment?"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)