Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 480 Zeng Xiaoxian Pretending to be a Man

Seeing that the three had finally admitted their reasoning abilities, Yifei was overjoyed. Feeling a great sense of accomplishment, she felt as if her body had become lighter.

"See? I told you my reasoning skills were fine, right?"

Wan Yu pondered for a moment and said, "No problem, no problem... But Fei Fei, what if it's really as you deduced, that Zi Qiao deliberately found a fake godfather to deceive us?"

"So what is his purpose?"

"Um... I haven't thought of that yet."

Yifei said with a slightly embarrassed tone.

She had only met Alexandre Dumas once, so she had no idea what he and Ziqiao were planning to do.

But no matter how you look at it, it can't be just a simple act of pretending to be a sugar daddy to fool yourself; that kind of prank is too low-level.

Meijia, sucking on her lollipop, casually asked, "So, Yifei, how do you plan to turn the tables on me?"

"Um... I haven't thought about it yet."

Xiao Xian immediately laughed, and he said sarcastically, "I haven't thought of this yet, and I haven't decided on that yet."

"Then what was the point of all that analysis you did before? Were you just trying to get attention?"

"What do you know? I only spent less than a minute with this fake godfather. It's already quite an achievement that you could tell something was wrong with him, okay?"

Yifei, her neck stiff with embarrassment and anger, asked, "Zeng Xiaoxian, whose side are you on?"

"I bet on Joe to win, so tell me, whose side am I on?" Xiaoxian replied confidently.

He's just waiting for Ziqiao to successfully prank Yifei so he can enjoy Yifei's mouth to his heart's content.

...Isn't that a bit lewd?

"Depend on!"

Yifei slapped her forehead and scolded, "I actually forgot about that."

She had deliberately brought the three of them to such a far place so that Dumas wouldn't hear them and alert them, but she had completely forgotten that this bitch was in cahoots with Ziqiao.

Wouldn't that be like stirring up a hornet's nest?

No!

Yifei's eyes narrowed, and she stepped forward to subdue Zeng Xiaoxian, pinning him against the wall.

The fragile Xiaoxian immediately cried out in pain, "Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Hu Yifei, what are you doing? Killing me to silence me!"

Yifei sneered, "I'm going to destroy the evidence!"

As she spoke, she reached out and touched Xiaoxian's upper body.

"Ah~~~"

Xiaoxian let out a soft moan: "No~~~"

Upon hearing this, Yifei's face darkened, and veins throbbed on her forehead: "Enough nonsense!"

"It itches~~~"

"Shut up!"

"No, not there, not there~~~"

Yifei: "..."

"Alas……"

Although Wan Yu and Mei Jia looked disgusted, their eyes were sparkling with excitement.

When Meijia saw Yifei touching Xiaoxian's body, she couldn't wait to take out her phone and record the scene.

"A deadly female demon groping a shameless bachelor, a fiery female teacher flirting with a lecherous male host—this is headline news! I finally don't have to worry about being bored these past few days!"

Wanyu reached out and covered Meijia's camera: "Meijia, Yifei and Teacher Zeng are still very concerned about their image. Be careful, or you'll be the one whose body is destroyed and the evidence covered up."

"That's right."

Meijia quickly put her phone away.

Yifei had already searched all of Zeng Xiaoxian's pockets, inside and out, but still couldn't find Xiaoxian's phone. She could only reach into Xiaoxian's pants pocket.

As soon as Yifei reached into Xiaoxian's pocket, she touched a square, hard object.

She smiled smugly and casually pulled out Xiaoxian's... Safeguard soap?

"What a germaphobe!"

Yifei casually tossed the soap to Wanyu and continued to reach into Xiaoxian's pocket.

Xiaoxian began to resist violently: "No! Don't touch my things!"

"Objection overruled."

Soon, Yifei pulled out tissues, wet wipes, a mask, sunglasses, a pen, an autographed photo, dental floss, disposable gloves, and so on from his bottomless pocket.

Yifei casually handed the last breath freshener to Wanyu, but then she heard Wanyu calling her name.

"Feifei, I really can't carry it anymore."

Upon hearing this, she turned to look at Wanyu, only to be greeted by a small mountain made up of various things.

Wan Yu was swaying back and forth while hugging the small mountain until she finally stood still against the wall.

"What the hell."

Yifei couldn't help but turn around and pat Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Just how deep are the pockets in your pants?"

With her face pressed against the wall, Xiaoxian pouted and said, "These are the pants Zhang Wei recommended. How much stuff do you think they can hold?"

Yifei was puzzled when she heard this. How come all the boys in their apartment were so good at pretending?

Guan Gu always carries a seppuku knife, while Nan Feng always carries magic props.

Needless to say, Zhang Wei is a model of carrying all his belongings with him.

Now there's Zeng Xiaoxian too... It feels like the four of them could form a group and head straight to a wilderness survival club.

She thought to herself, then tossed the air freshener to Mika and reached into Xiaoxian's other pants pocket.

"No! Don't flip it over!" Zeng Xiaoxian pleaded.

Yifei snorted and reached into Xiaoxian's pocket: "I insist."

Compared to the enormous capacity of his right pocket, which seemed like a black hole from another dimension, Xiaoxian's left pocket contained very little.

Just a cell phone and... a sausage?

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly tensed up, his throat becoming dry and tight: "Wait, wait, Yifei! If you want the phone, I'll give it to you, let me do it myself!"

"What's wrong? Why didn't you take out the food?"

As Yifei spoke, she forcefully lifted the two items from Xiaoxian's pocket upwards.

"Wait, that's not it!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's pupils suddenly dilated, and he froze instantly as if he were staring at Medusa.

Yifei looked at the phone in her hand with a puzzled expression, her eyes full of thought.

Suddenly she shuddered, her pupils dilating violently.

"No way."

Just as Yifei was frowning and muttering to herself, Zeng Xiaoxian finally couldn't help but let out a high-pitched scream like a screeching chicken.

"Aaaaaah!!!"

Yifei subconsciously released her grip on Zeng Xiaoxian, only to see him clutch his crotch and jump more than seven feet high.

"What the hell."

Meijia, with a lollipop in her mouth, looked up at Zeng Xiaoxian as he jumped up, then immediately looked down again.

"Wow, if Teacher Zeng could jump any higher, he could participate in the Olympics."

Meijia's eyes lit up: "Yifei, what have you done? You've unleashed Teacher Zeng's potential all at once!"

Yifei blushed and waved her hands, saying, "This, this, this, this has nothing to do with me. I didn't do anything."

"Oh?"

Meijia looked down suspiciously at Xiaoxian, who was clutching his crotch and rolling on the ground. As an experienced driver, she suddenly realized what was going on.

"You weren't just...?"

"No, there's nothing at all!"

Yifei stuffed Xiaoxian's phone into her pocket, blushing as she backed away.

Seeing that Meijia was about to speak, Yifei stammered, "I'll confiscate Zeng Xiaoxian's phone for now. I'm going to test out Qiao, that fake godfather."

"Keep an eye on Zeng Xiaoxian. Don't, don't, don't give him a chance to tip off Ziqiao."

"Don't let him return to the apartment until I figure out Ziqiao's plan and successfully carry out my counterattack."

Wan Yu's view was blocked by the "mountain" she was holding, so she couldn't see what had just happened.

She asked instinctively, "Where are we taking Teacher Zeng?"

Yifei hurriedly replied, "Anywhere, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Japan, Myanmar, Afghanistan, just don't let me see him!"

"If all else fails, you can go with him to the magazine office and help him return that lousy magazine."

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian's pain had eased slightly and he seemed ready to speak, Yifei looked embarrassed.

"That's basically it, just do as I say!"

"goodbye!"

As soon as Yifei finished speaking, she panicked and ran away with a guilty conscience.

Lying on the ground, rolling around in agony, Zeng Xiaoxian saw Yifei running away and struggled to reach out and call out to her retreating figure.

"Hu Yifei, if anything happens to me, you're fully responsible!!!"

Yifei, who had practiced martial arts for many years, stumbled and almost fell to the ground.

Wan Yu gently placed what she was holding on the ground, and only then, after being reminded by Mei Jia, did she realize what had happened.

Blushing, she asked, "How did Yifei encounter... that?"

"You guys obviously have no experience."

The experienced driver, Meijia, chuckled and said, "As long as the size isn't too small, it usually leans to one side. Otherwise, why would Teacher Zeng have so many things in one pocket and only a cell phone in the other?"

Wan Yu rubbed her slightly flushed face, feeling that she had gained more knowledge about certain taboo subjects.

"Poor Teacher Zeng."

Mika sighed softly, "I hope he won't end up like that magazine."

"What do you mean?"

"Pretend to be a man."

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)