Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 484 Best Sisters, Foolish Together

Yu Mo blushed and spat.

"...Do you think I could use this?"

"That's true."

Yifei chuckled softly, clearly thinking that the chances of Yumo needing these things in the short term were extremely low.

"Feed".

Yu Mo's face instantly turned from red to black: "I haven't even made fun of you yet, and you're making fun of me?"

Yifei quickly retorted, "No, I just think you look really cool in that leather jacket and pants."

Yu Mo casually picked up the leather jacket, glanced at the size, and then tossed it back in its place with disdain: "You should wear it yourself, it's too tight for me."

Upon hearing this, Yifei's already depressed mood worsened.

Having big breasts isn't a big deal.

If Xiao Hei's breast enhancement secret hadn't been ineffective for her, she would have quietly developed for three years like Mei Jia, and finally amazed everyone!

Yu Mo had no idea what Yi Fei was thinking. She asked seriously, "What goes around comes around, don't underestimate a girl's flat chest."

"I just don't understand. Since you think Ziqiao is a fake godfather and have been wary of him the whole time, why did you buy so many useless things for no reason?"

"Are you just throwing money away, or have you never seen a salesperson before?"

"No, I don't know what happened either."

Yifei was also puzzled by this: "I just wanted to stop him from continuing to cheat Guangu out of his money, so I took the initiative to chat with him for a few more minutes."

"As we talked, he unconsciously led me astray."

"Everything he said seemed so right and made so much sense to me, so I just impulsively bought all this random stuff."

She said regretfully, "Actually, I realized something was wrong as soon as I stepped out of the bar, but it was too late."

After saying that, Yifei angrily punched the sofa cushion next to her several times, flattening the soft cushion with her fists.

She originally wanted to take this opportunity to win a beautiful comeback, enjoy the victory, and at the same time slap Zeng Xiaoxian in the face.

Unexpectedly, before Zi Qiao, the mastermind behind the scenes, even made his appearance, he was instantly killed by one of Zi Qiao's elite monsters.

This is an utter disgrace, an absolute disgrace!

She couldn't even imagine how happy Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, those two scoundrels, would be if she lost like this.

Not to mention that she and Zeng Xiaoxian had a verbal duel, and if she lost, who knows what embarrassing things Zeng Xiaoxian would make her say.

No! Absolutely not!

When Yifei thought of Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian's faces after winning, her competitive spirit was reignited and she instantly regained her fighting spirit.

The game is only at the end of the first half, and we still have a chance to turn the tide.

I, Hu Yifei, will never lose!

After listening to Yifei's account, Yu Mo narrowed her eyes thoughtfully.

"You mean... he can hypnotize?"

"That's unlikely. Besides, there are people coming and going in bars, and it's such a noisy environment that he couldn't possibly hypnotize both me and Guan Gu at the same time."

Yu Mo casually remarked, "Maybe Zi Qiao got some high-tech gadgets from Xiao Hei that can hypnotize someone with a single click?"

An eerie silence fell over 3601. Yifei pursed her lips, trying her best not to let the corners of her mouth turn up too obviously.

She coughed lightly, her tone full of teasing and sarcasm.

"Yu Mo, you watch quite a variety of movies."

"Same to you." Yu Mo knew that if she showed even the slightest bit of shyness in this situation, Yi Fei would laugh her to death. "Judging from your reaction, you've watched it quite a bit, haven't you?"

"Cough cough cough..."

"Cough cough cough..."

The two entered the tactical cough phase.

Yu Mo asked, "What were we talking about just now?"

"We were just analyzing Dumas, did we talk about anything else?"

Yifei replied with a look of confusion in her eyes.

"Very good." Yu Mo gestured for Yi Fei to continue talking about Dumas.

Yifei frowned, lost in her memories: "At first, I just thought he was very witty and humorous. If we put aside his role as Ziqiao's helper, he was actually a very nice old man."

"In short, chatting with him was very relaxing and enjoyable, and then without realizing it, my thoughts followed the topics he was talking about. It felt like... I subconsciously gave up thinking."

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo frowned: "Is it really that strange?"

"Extremely! Extraordinarily! Extremely bizarre!"

Yifei said confidently, "I've figured it out now. This Dumas is definitely not an ordinary person. I even feel that he is more powerful than Ziqiao."

Thinking of this, Yifei decisively activated her ability to "be strict with others and lenient with herself" and immediately began to indignantly accuse.

"Ziqiao is so despicable, he actually has to hire outside help for the game!"

"You're the same now."

Yu Mo complained.

Yifei's indignant expression vanished instantly, and she coughed awkwardly a few times.

Yu Mo pursed her lips and smiled gently.

She was still wondering if this Dumas was really as eccentric as Yifei said, but seeing Yifei's current blame-shifting behavior of "blaming the road for the person's failure," Yu Mo suddenly felt that perhaps this Dumas wasn't as amazing as he claimed.

However, Yifei had to make him sound incredibly impressive so that her own defeat wouldn't seem so embarrassing.

Thinking of this, Yu Mo immediately asked, "Where is that Alexandre Dumas you mentioned now?"

Yifei pointed to 3602: "The person is right next door, Guangu is chatting with him."

"Very good." Yu Mo stood up confidently and said, "I'll go and meet him."

Are you sure?

Yifei looked at Yumo suspiciously, clearly not believing that she could get away with anything from Dumas.

After all, even a genius like myself, with my intelligence, wit, and exceptional skills, failed miserably. How could a big-breasted, brainless idiot like Yu Mo possibly do better than me?

"I have a feeling that you're thinking about something very impolite."

Yu Mo reached out and smoothed her hair at her temples, saying with a touch of arrogance, "No matter how strange this Dumas you're talking about is, at least so far he's only done sales."

"I'm a senior beauty consultant, after all. I'm extremely familiar with sales pitches, you know?"

Yu Mo tilted her head slightly, her slender neck so white it almost reflected light.

She winked at Yifei and said with a sly smile, "Don't worry, Yifei, I'll take you flying this time."

"Just wait for news of my triumphant return."

She then turned around with high spirits, ready to leave 3601.

Yifei stared blankly at Yu Mo's departing figure, then suddenly seemed to remember something and reached out to shout at Yu Mo.

"Wait a minute! First, help me figure out what to do with this leather jacket and pants, and all those contraceptives on the coffee table!"

Yu Mo's departing figure suddenly paused.

"This leather jacket and pants are made of nice material. You can keep them together with that lingerie set and put them away. You'll need them sooner or later."

"As for these contraceptives..."

Yu Mo suddenly rushed back and tore the condoms on the coffee table in two.

"We'll share half when we meet."

She made a surprising statement: "It just so happens that Ziqiao's birthday is coming up soon, so let's give him these condoms as a birthday present. Ziqiao will definitely need them!"

Yifei complained, somewhat speechless, "Isn't it a bit too hasty to give Ziqiao something like this as a birthday present? Is there any more unreliable birthday gift than this?"

"Meijia said she plans to give Ziqiao the autographed photos she bought from Teacher Zeng as a gift. She will give away as many sets as she has for several years."

"Then I think our gifts should be more practical."

Yifei was immediately satisfied.

Indeed, the most important thing about giving birthday gifts is not what you give or what the birthday person likes, but what others give.

After the two reached an agreement on the arrangement of family planning supplies, Yu Mo once again left with her head held high and her spirits puffed out.

Yifei also wanted to go to 3602 with Yumo, but after glancing at the overly adult-oriented items on the table, she decided to tidy them up.

If Meijia and Wanyu fail to stop Zeng Xiaoxian from returning, how will they explain themselves when the three of them see this pile of contraceptives?

After Yifei had properly settled everything, she saw Yumo return happily carrying a large box of cosmetics.

Yifei asked instinctively, "What's going on?"

Yu Mo carefully placed her "treasure" on the coffee table. She sat on the sofa and said with great enthusiasm, "Yi Fei, I think this Dumas is very likely to have really come back from abroad. The cosmetics he sold me are all from big foreign brands."

"What?!"

Upon hearing this, Yifei nearly strained her back: "Did you buy all these cosmetics from Alexandre Dumas?"

"yes."

Yu Mo nodded happily: "I've checked, they're all genuine and original, and the prices are very cheap."

"This is not scientifically sound!"

Yifei exclaimed, "Can his suitcase really hold so much random stuff?"

"Also, how did he manage to get so many cosmetics through customs?"

Yu Mo hummed a little tune as she inspected her precious cosmetics. Without looking up, she replied, "Oh dear, this is all I have. It's far from being a real personal shopper."

"As long as the item is genuine, I don't care how it was brought back."

"Okay, then let's not discuss those details."

Yifei's eyes widened as she looked at Yumo incredulously: "Darling, don't you think there's something wrong with your behavior right now?"

"What problem could there be?"

Yu Mo looked up blankly and asked, "It's one thing if you can't use your condoms, but can't you even use my cosmetics?"

"But you're a beauty consultant, a beauty consultant!"

Yifei wanted to grab Yumo's shoulder and shake her awake: "You're a beauty consultant, and you've been sold so many cosmetics by others, and you still think it's okay?"

"Can't beauty consultants use other brands of cosmetics?" Yu Mo muttered. "Besides, they're really cheap, they're offering a 70% discount!"

"It's not that you can't use other brands of cosmetics."

Yifei stepped forward and smacked out more than a dozen foundation boxes: "But Yumo, are you sure you really need so many different brands of foundation suitable for different skin types?"

Yu Mo was taken aback upon hearing this.

Yifei glanced at the expiration dates on the cosmetics and couldn't help but laugh out loud: "A 30% discount is indeed very cheap, but if you can use up three-tenths of this box of cosmetics before the expiration date, I'll take your surname."

Yu Mo froze instantly. So, he had actually made a bad purchase?

"And most importantly..."

Yifei slammed her fist on the sofa in extreme anger: "Why did he sell you cosmetics, but I got contraceptives?"

"What does this Alexandre Dumas mean?!"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)