Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 499 Another quiet and beautiful evening

"No, I didn't! I really didn't!"

Feeling that he was making things worse by trying to explain, Ziqiao gave up on further explanations and just kept repeating this weak excuse.

However, Yifei was clearly overconfident in her own charm, or rather, apart from Zhanbo, Nanfeng, and Guangu, who was already in a relationship, she would believe it even if you told her that Zhang Wei liked her.

"Ziqiao."

Yifei's expression was complicated: "Actually, you're a good... oh dear!"

She originally wanted to give Ziqiao a "good person" card as a token of appreciation, as is customary, but she just couldn't bring herself to say it.

To say that Lu Ziqiao is a good person is an insult to good people.

Yifei said seriously, "In short, there's absolutely no possibility between us, do you understand?"

Ziqiao completely broke down, wailing, "No, I didn't! I really didn't!"

"What do I have to say for you to believe me?!"

Everyone finally couldn't help but burst into laughter.

In fact, apart from Yifei, who is overly self-righteous, and Xiaoxian, who is good at cheating on himself, everyone else already believed that he didn't have that feeling for Yifei.

After all, Zi Qiao's mask of pain was practically welded to his face; if they still didn't believe him, it would be somewhat insulting to their own intelligence.

Compared to Alexandre Dumas, people tend to trust their own judgment based on their understanding of Ziqiao more.

Of course, while we can trust each other, if everyone had expressed their trust in Zi Qiao so early on, where would they find the fun they were missing?

As for why Dumas said that... everyone heard Elizabeth's invitation just now, we can just ask him again at the wedding ceremony tomorrow.

They estimated that it was probably another big misunderstanding.

But even though it was a misunderstanding, we still had to find something to laugh about.

After all, sacrificing Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng can bring happiness to so many people, which adds so much joy to the total number of human beings.

That's right, this is the "maximizing human happiness" theory that Ziqiao always boasts about!

Therefore, how can this not be considered Ziqiao's own fault?

Just as Ziqiao was complaining, Yifei, Ziqiao, Yumo, Guangu, and Zhang Wei's phones all rang at the same time.

Yu Mo took out her phone and exclaimed in surprise, "What's going on? Why did my godfather refund all the money I spent on cosmetics?"

Yifei, Guangu, and Zhang Wei were taken aback when they heard this. They then took out their phones and saw that they had indeed received a refund from Dumas.

Overjoyed, Zhang Wei shouted, "Great! My deposit is back!"

"Zhang Wei, why are you so agitated about something so stupid?"

Nanfeng looked at Ziqiao: "What's going on?"

Ziqiao glanced at the message on his phone and said, "Dad said the things in his suitcase were originally meant to be gifts for everyone. This morning he just used Yifei and the others to practice so his skills wouldn't get rusty."

"He didn't take his suitcase with him; there were still things inside. We'll just divide them up."

"And Guan Gu, Dad said to treat your digital screen as a gift to you, and he will definitely deliver it to you by next month at the latest."

He also said…

Ziqiao rubbed his eyes, and after confirming that he wasn't seeing things, he jumped up from his chair.

"He also said you don't need to worry about him spending money; he has over a million in his account, this is nothing to him!"

"..."

"Aaaaaaah!"

Ziqiao let out a squeal like a groundhog: "So Dad's checks really are cashable? He was serious about letting me fill in anything under six figures?!"

Completely devastated, Zi Qiao finally burst into tears, wailing, "My 99,999.99 yuan!"

"God, just strike me dead with lightning!!!"

Just then, a thunderclap suddenly sounded in the sky, and Ziqiao was so frightened that the flesh on his cheeks trembled. He put his hands together and muttered something under his breath.

"God, I was just joking, please don't take me with you!"

"Oh."

Nanfeng squinted at Ziqiao, then suddenly tapped his phone and silently turned the volume up to the maximum.

Search for "the sound of thunder" and click "play".

Ziqiao was so frightened by the thunder that his legs went weak and he fell to the ground with a thud.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Everyone burst into laughter.

Zhang Wei said with a smile, "I didn't expect my godfather to be so generous. Let's divide up those gifts later and not leave any for Ziqiao."

"On what grounds?"

Ziqiao retorted indignantly, "That's my godfather!"

Zhang Wei nodded: "That's right, what godfather would prepare a gift for his godson?"

"Besides, hasn't your godfather already arranged a perfect match for you with Qiao Fei? Don't you agree, Teacher Zeng?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was on the verge of collapse along with Ziqiao. If Yifei hadn't been there, he would have already started making trouble.

[You guys never seemed to value my opinions this much before, but now, every time you say something hurtful, you ask me if I'm right.]

You guys did this on purpose, didn't you?!

No, you did it on purpose.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face was now a mixture of blue and black, looking like someone who had been poisoned in a martial arts novel.

"Hello!"

Yifei couldn't stand it anymore. It was one thing for them to make fun of Ziqiao, but why did they have to drag her into it too?

What kind of perfect match is this, Qiao Fei? It's absolutely outrageous!

However, before Yifei could even make a move, her fierce demeanor was completely shattered by Zhang Wei's two sentences.

"By the way, Yifei, what exactly did your godfather sell you before?"

"If you don't need it, you can share it with others; maybe we'll need it?"

Zhang Wei's words were immediately agreed upon by everyone, and they began to bombard each other with questions about what Yifei had bought from Dumas.

"I'm full. I'm going back to take a shower and put on a face mask. Goodnight everyone."

Yifei blushed and ran back to 3601 in a panic, leaving everyone looking confused, and Yu Mo covering his mouth and chuckling.

"Phew... I'm finally alive."

Ziqiao wiped the fine sweat from his forehead, feeling that the most difficult part of the night was over.

He'll definitely ask his godfather about this when he attends his wedding tomorrow. This isn't how you arrange marriages.

Ziqiao originally thought his godfather was just trying to push him into a pit of fire, but he never expected that his godfather was going to send him to the eighteenth level of hell!

"You're alive?" Nanfeng chuckled gloatingly. "I feel like your death is finally here."

Ziqiao was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

Nanfeng gestured with her lips, and Ziqiao looked in the direction Nanfeng was gesturing.

Then he saw Zeng Xiaoxian, whose face was a mixture of blue and black, looking as if he wanted to devour him alive.

Now he understood why Nanfeng had said his death was imminent.

"Teacher Zeng, this is a misunderstanding, a complete misunderstanding!"

"Misunderstand?"

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned menacingly, finally able to vent his pent-up resentment after Yifei left.

Just as he was about to confront Ziqiao, he saw Nanfeng grab a wine bottle from the table and hand it to him.

Nanfeng gently persuaded Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, why don't you have a drink to calm down?"

Even if it doesn't calm me down... a little drink can give me some courage.

Enraged, Zeng Xiaoxian took the bottle and gulped down most of it.

Oh wow~~~

Seeing this, everyone silently moved their chairs away from Zeng Xiaoxian.

As we all know, Zeng Xiaoxian when drunk and Zhang Wei when sleepwalking have been classified as non-human. These two are so wild that it's as if they've unlocked the human limiter, highlighting their inhumanity.

"Hurry up and take the elevator away."

Nanfeng nudged Ziqiao and winked at him: "If Teacher Zeng really gets drunk, he'll beat you up, even if it's Lu Bu himself."

Upon hearing this, Zi Qiao was so frightened that he turned and ran away, still hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's angry roar, which was tinged with drunkenness.

"Lu Ziqiao, I will definitely kill you!!!"

A blush crept onto Zeng Xiaoxian's face, which was already a mixture of black and blue. His eyes were red, and he was breathing heavily. He got up and tried to walk towards Ziqiao.

Nanfeng stood up and stopped Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, calm down, let's continue drinking."

"Teacher Zeng, it's a misunderstanding, it really is a misunderstanding. I will definitely give you an explanation tomorrow."

Before Ziqiao could finish speaking, he rushed out of the 3602 gate without looking back.

"What's this? You just let him get away like that?"

Meijia looked at Nanfeng with displeasure: "Nanfeng, why are you helping him?"

After handing Xiaoxian another bottle of wine, Nanfeng put his hands together and said with feigned compassion, "Heaven has the virtue of cherishing life, and I am only following the will of Heaven."

Nanfeng then sat back down in his chair, a smug, mischievous smile playing on his lips.

No way, no way, Ziqiao wouldn't have really forgotten that he still has that little bit of grudge between them tonight, would he?

Does he think he's already let him off the hook because of Alexandre Dumas?

How naive.

Nanfeng shook his head and sighed helplessly.

Just as everyone was wondering about Nanfeng's unusual reaction, they noticed that Ziqiao's legs were weak and he kept backing away. He shakily retreated all the way back to the living room of 3602.

"Run, you bastard, keep running!"

Outside the gate of 3602, Xiao Hei, his face contorted with resentment, gripped the large iron hammer he had prepared to use to teach Nanfeng a lesson. He gave Zi Qiao a ferocious and bloodthirsty smile.

"We went to the swimming pool to see beautiful women in swimsuits, but we hadn't even seen many of them before you caused trouble."

"You haven't even cleaned up the mess you made with your past affairs, and now you're abandoning me and making me take the fall for you!"

As Xiao Hei entered 3602, the large iron hammer in his hand gleamed coldly under the light.

"You bastard, I finally managed to go out once in a while, and you let me lose so completely."

"Depend on!"

Ziqiao swallowed hard in fear, backing away while frantically saying, "Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, let me explain!"

"Shouldn't you explain this to me first?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, carrying a bottle of wine, walked unsteadily toward Ziqiao.

His bloodshot eyes were fixed on Ziqiao, and his heavy breathing was as hot and scorching as flames.

The cold glint of the hammer before him and the scorching heat emanating from Xiaoxian behind him made Ziqiao feel as if he were caught between ice and fire, attacked from both sides. Just when Ziqiao seemed to have nowhere to go, a sudden inspiration struck him.

Oh, and the balcony!

I can even climb over the balcony myself!

Ziqiao subconsciously turned his head to look towards the balcony, only to find that Nanfeng had already slowly locked the balcony door.

Nanfeng narrowed his eyes slightly, his smile bright: "Sorry, this road is blocked."

And so, the mournful and poignant cries of Ziqiao echoed through 3602.

"Nanfeng! You've messed with me again!!!"

At this moment, after experiencing Zi Qiao's despair, Xiao Hei and Xiao Xian finally pounced on Zi Qiao with ferocious expressions.

Nanfeng slowly sat back down in his seat, squinted his eyes, stretched comfortably, and hummed a little tune smugly.

"I wonder if this mountain is the highest in the world, or if there is another place higher than the sky."

He opened his eyes, looked calmly at everyone, and asked, "You guys think that between Yifei and Ziqiao, who's really the number one prankster in the apartment?"

"Who else could it be?"

Hearing Ziqiao's wailing, everyone was convinced and raised their glasses to Nanfeng.

Indeed, Heaven has a benevolent heart, but Nanfeng, you bald monk with a wig, don't have that.

"It still has to be you, Nanfeng."

That's so damn mean!

Nanfeng finally nodded in satisfaction.

"It's another quiet and beautiful evening."

He remarked with emotion.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)