Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 505 South Wind's Unscientific Dream Area Network

"So... Nanfeng just fell asleep here?"

Yes and no.

Xiao Hei has truly become a riddle master.

Everyone cast eager, questioning glances at him. Yifei, with her impatient nature, was even more eager to grab Xiao Hei by the collar and make him speak properly.

Feeling enveloped by countless acts of malice, Xiao Hei finally began to explain the ins and outs of the matter: "Listen, what I'm about to say might seem a little bit...unscientific within your understanding."

"You can ask questions, but please don't question me, because you won't understand even if I explain."

Yu Mo suddenly raised her hand and said, "Wait, I want to ask a question now."

Interrupted, Xiao Hei said helplessly, "Go ahead."

Is the situation in Nanfeng good or bad right now?

"I can't say for sure whether it's good or bad, but I assure you that he is currently in a safe and controllable situation."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this. Although they still didn't know what had happened, as long as Nanfeng was alright, they could work together to find a solution to any problem.

Xiao Hei continued, "I'll repeat myself: you can ask questions, but please don't question me."

Xiao Xian patted his shoulder and chuckled, "Don't worry, I guarantee that no matter how unscientific your content is, it will never be more unscientific than an apartment that can randomly travel between different worlds and a bunch of weird and strange creatures."

At this point, Xiaoxian seemed to have thought of something.

He turned to look at Guan Gu and said with a wicked smile, "Our genius comic artist, it seems that your own character hasn't appeared in the entire outline yet. What kind of background are you planning to give yourself this time?"

"Do you prefer Japanese ninjas who commit seppuku? Or a jealous person who loves to draw?"

Guan Gu felt very embarrassed upon hearing this: "I don't think I need to. It's too embarrassing to draw myself."

"Come on, you even drew your own chibi-style character, so you don't think you've assigned yourself a role?"

"Really not... okay, actually I haven't decided yet."

Xiaoxian immediately became excited: "If you haven't thought of anything, I'll help you think of something. I think..."

"Cough cough cough!"

Xiao Hei coughed loudly a few times, then looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with great displeasure: "Do you really have to chat with Guangu at this time?"

Xiao Xian smiled awkwardly: "Sorry, Xiao Hei, you go ahead."

He cleared his throat, his eyes blazing with excitement and anticipation.

"Here's the thing, you should now know that the treatment chamber works by stimulating the brain through the combined effects of sound waves and electrical currents, right?"

Everyone nodded.

"To reduce the stimulation of the brain by the electrical current, we added a lot of sound waves used for hypnosis and relaxation."

"Later, Nanfeng and I discovered that as long as we can control the combination of electric current and specific sound waves, along with a tiny bit of other assistance, we can put people to sleep instantly and stably begin to construct dreams."

"Oh, so to put it simply, it's about using sound to help you fall asleep."

Mika said in a rather naive tone, "There's nothing unscientific about it, I can understand it."

Zhang Wei nodded: "Yeah, isn't this ASMR? You can find tons of videos on video websites."

Xiao Hei looked embarrassed: "Can't you guys just let me finish what I'm saying?"

"Go ahead and talk, we absolutely won't interrupt this time."

Everyone made a shushing gesture.

"I'll tentatively name this unexpected discovery: 'The Everyday Dream Device of Plain Water'."

Everyone was taken aback by what they heard.

A daily dream device made with plain water?

So... a daydream?

"After trying day and night, I finally... renamed [Bai Kai's Daily Dream Device] to [Nan Feng's Daily Dream Device]."

"puff……"

Everyone couldn't help but chuckle. If they hadn't just promised Xiao Hei not to interrupt, they would have already started teasing him.

After all his tireless efforts, all he got in return was a name change card, and it didn't even change his own name.

What a huge loss!

Xiao Hei seemed to have thought of something. He muttered a few curses under his breath, but could only helplessly continue to explain: "After my repeated experiments, I found that if the Dream Machine wants to help normal people stably construct dreams, the sound waves and currents acting on the brain will cause irreversible damage to the brain tissue."

"If the sound waves and current are adjusted to a level that does not harm the brain at all, only someone with Nanfeng's keen hearing can stably fall asleep. In addition, this [Four Seas and Eight Deserts, Ten Directions Invincible, Nanfeng Zero Unit, Super Supreme Collector's Edition] was originally designed specifically for Nanfeng."

"So, so..."

Xiao Hei sighed unhappily: "So this is yet another exclusive item that can only be used by Nanfeng."

"Hahaha……"

Everyone covered their mouths, trying to suppress their laughter, their bodies trembling uncontrollably.

At this moment, Xiao Hei's expression was like that of an old father who had raised his daughter, only to have her not even glance at him and instead run into the arms of a blond man driving a ghost firecracker by the roadside.

This kind of sorrow would even make Meng Jiangnu move him to the Great Wall to weep.

Xiao Hei forcibly ignored everyone's ridicule and continued to explain: "However, this experiment was not without results. I discovered that as long as we use this Super Supreme Collector's Edition Nanfeng Unit-00 as the central hub, we can amplify and strengthen Nanfeng's dream and construct a regional network of the dream world."

Everyone was taken aback by what they heard. They had a feeling that the story was about to take a wild turn in an unpredictable direction from that moment on.

Seeing that everyone had stopped laughing, Xiao Hei said smugly, "That's right, to put it simply, we can use other [South Wind Zero Unit]... no, now it should be called [Dream Machine]."

"We can connect to the central hub through other dream devices and enter Nanfeng's dream to begin an adventure in the dream world."

Everyone froze instantly, their eyes filled with shock and disbelief.

They never imagined that there could be something even more outrageous than Guan Gu's new comic!

Xiao Hei waited smugly for everyone's next reaction, but all he got was silence.

Why aren't you saying anything?

They pointed to their tightly closed mouths.

Xiao Hei looked helpless: "You can talk now."

They exchanged glances, and instantly became incredibly talkative, as if they'd been injected with adrenaline.

Yifei: "Is it true that we can enter Nanfeng's dream?"

Yu Mo: "If we go in, will it have any effect on Nanfeng?"

Zhanbo: "How did you do that? What's the specific principle behind it?"

Ziqiao: "What can we do in the dream world? Can we take our pants off?"

Zhang Wei: "Who is Bai Kai?"

Xiao Hei: (ˉ▽ˉ；)……

He shouldn't have let these people ask questions; if he had to answer them one by one, it probably wouldn't have been until tomorrow morning.

And after all this time we've known each other, these guys still don't know who Bai Kai is!

What a terrible mistake to have made friends with!

"I think you don't need to worry about whether what I'm saying is true or false, because if I dare to say it, I must have already obtained clear experimental results."

"You don't need to get hung up on the principles, since you wouldn't understand even if I explained them."

"Moreover, the Dream Device was originally a byproduct of a treatment experiment, and its appearance itself was full of chance and randomness."

Xiao Hei paused for a moment, then continued, "If you don't believe me, go in and try it for yourselves later."

"That's why I asked you to come down here to help. One of you needs to go deep into Nanfeng's dream and call him back to me."

Before the puzzled crowd could ask any more questions, Xiao Hei quickly continued to explain.

Have you seen Inception? Dreams have layers and depths.

"The deeper the dream, the weaker the pain, and the lower the level of perception of the surroundings, making it more difficult to wake up."

"Theoretically, to enter a deep dream, one needs to jump from a great height, experience a huge explosion, or suffer a major shock to wake up."

"Nanfeng and I agreed that we would enter the dream within four hours, and we would wake up after seeing the prompts from the dream device. But now it has been almost six hours since his dream entry time."

"Most importantly, I can't find him at all in the shallow dream realm. I don't know if it's because of an accident or if Nanfeng deliberately went into the deep dream realm to have fun."

Xiao Hei said with a serious expression, "You must go to Nanfeng's deep dream as soon as possible to find him and make him construct a script that can help him escape the deep dream, such as creating a big explosion to wake himself up."

"Remember, you must hurry! If Nanfeng doesn't wake up in time, something very, very, very terrible will happen!"

Everyone's hearts jumped at the mention of this.

Yu Mo asked worriedly, "What terrible thing will happen?"

"It will overload!"

"what?"

They all thought they had misheard: "What?!"

"It will overload!"

Xiao Hei shuddered at the thought of this terrifying thing: "The deeper the dream, the greater the energy and computing power required for the Dream Device to amplify and strengthen the dream."

"If the south wind continues to fall into the deeper dream realm, either my electricity bill this month will exceed the limit, or the machine will trigger its overload protection and crash all the equipment here!"

"Um... what about the south wind?"

"Nanfeng? Of course he woke up normally."

Xiao Hei shrugged: "Reality isn't a real Inception. There are people who can't wake up from a dream for a while, but have you ever heard of someone who can't wake up from a dream for the rest of their life?"

"Besides, I'm a legitimate scientific researcher. How could I dare to start human trials without ensuring maximum safety first?"

……

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An eerie silence fell over the entire suite, and everyone looked at Xiao Hei with hostility.

They thought something really big was going to happen, but it turned out that Xiao Hei was all bark and no bite.

In just a few short minutes, Xiao Hei almost broke everyone's spirits.

What terrible thing is going on? What urgent situation is it? It's all just fear-mongering!

"Is this what you meant by 'something really bad'?"

Yu Mo gritted her teeth and said, "Xiao Hei, did you deliberately come here today to mess with our mentality?!"

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

Meijia spat at Xiao Hei: "Xiao Hei, you alarmist! If I ever believe a single word you say again, I'll change my surname to yours!"

Yifei squinted at Xiao Hei, seemingly trying to figure out which bone she was going to break.

Upon seeing this, Xiao Hei immediately began to complain: "How can this not be a big deal? Don't just stand there and talk like you don't know what's going on!"

"The electricity bill at Love Apartment is very expensive. If you're so capable, why don't you pay it for me!"

"Besides, restarting all these devices when they crash is a huge hassle; isn't that a lot of work?"

Although Ziqiao was also dissatisfied with Xiaohei's exaggeration, out of consideration for their brotherhood, he still helped Xiaohei come up with an idea to solve the high electricity bill.

"Since the electricity bill at Love Apartment is so expensive, why don't you find a girlfriend and enjoy the benefits of half-price rent and free utilities?"

"what?"

Xiao Hei was stunned upon hearing this, and then suddenly had a sudden realization.

Oh right, how could he forget that the apartment has such great perks!

Thinking about this, Xiao Hei almost wanted to abandon these guys and quickly find a girlfriend.

"Little Black".

"Little Black?"

"Little Black!"

Zi Qiao's three-part roar immediately brought Xiao Hei back to his senses: "What?"

The crowd shouted in unison, clearly annoyed, "What do you mean, 'What do you want to do'?!"

"Oh, oh, oh..."

After thinking about it, Xiao Hei decided to put finding a girlfriend on hold for now.

"The basic facts have been explained. So, who among you will be participating in this unknown adventure?"

Curry Sauce asked timidly, "Is it dangerous?"

"If Nanfeng can get away with this, what could possibly happen to you bunch of virtual machines that are just using his network?"

Everyone was completely relieved and raised their hands high.

"Hurry up, we can't wait any longer."

I'm coming

Woohoo, the dream stage is here, come if you dare!

(End of this chapter)