Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 52 Long Time No See
Chapter 52 Long Time No See
Meijia asked excitedly, "So what should we do? Should we splash him with water to wake him up and torture him, or should we strip him naked and dump him at the hotel entrance?"
Yifei frowned in thought: "Hmm, the ideas are all very good, but do you have the physical strength right now?"
"No, I'm so tired. I don't want to do anything except talk."
"Me too. How about we spare his life tonight and deal with him tomorrow?"
"Fine, anyway, it's no different for him to be dead now."
So everyone just stayed huddled on the sofa, unwilling to move an inch.
Yifei found it strange. Logically speaking, with her physical strength, she shouldn't be so exhausted after doing this little bit of work.
And that was indeed the case. Yifei didn't feel physically weak; she just felt mentally exhausted.
Could it be that……
"Mika, did we just spill our love at first sight?"
"I don't know, but everything on the table was overturned. I guess love at first sight is destined to be overturned too."
"No wonder." Yifei sighed helplessly.
"Love at first sight is very volatile, and it evaporates even faster under high temperatures. The whole house should smell of love at first sight now. It's just that at first, its smell was covered by the smoke from the burning dining table. Later, even though we stayed in the house for a long time, we couldn't smell it anymore."
"This thing was originally just supposed to stimulate hormone secretion, but when mixed with red wine and other random things and then roasted over a fire, it seems like its chemical properties have changed. The specific manifestation is that instead of falling in love at first sight, we are all exhausted now."
"Will this aromatherapy diffuser be dangerous when heated?" Curry Sauce asked with some concern.
"Logically speaking, love at first sight should be able to be heated and used, so there shouldn't be any major problems. However, I can't guarantee anything in this case."
Wan Yu, on the contrary, was quite open-minded. She comforted Curry Sauce, saying, "Don't worry, Curry, we've been sitting here for so long. If something were going to happen, it would have happened already. Besides, the balcony door is so wide open. In a little while, the feeling of love at first sight will probably dissipate."
Yu Mo turned her head and asked curiously, "What would happen if such a large dose of the original 'Love at First Sight' were released into the air?"
Yifei thought for a moment and replied, "It's pretty much like our current situation."
"If we're like exhausted pigs who don't want to move anymore, then the original love at first sight... is probably like a wild boar in heat."
The remaining six people exchanged glances, a chill running down their spines.
Instantly, I felt that this feeling of being so tired that I was paralyzed was acceptable.
"Look how nervous you all are." Hu Yifei was almost amused by the six people's behavior. "This aromatherapy has passed national security testing, otherwise I wouldn't dare to sell it."
"So the things you're imagining are simply impossible, unless you both already harbor lustful thoughts towards each other."
Zhanbo's face flushed unconsciously.
Yu Mo narrowed her eyes slightly and asked sweetly, "Yi Fei, I have another question. Were you originally planning to use this 'love at first sight' feeling for tonight's candlelight dinner?"
First came a candlelight dinner, then a wedding with dragon and phoenix motifs, and now there's love at first sight. Am I here to make friends or for a one-night stand?
Although Yu Mo knew that Yi Fei meant well, wasn't she being a little too hasty?
Do you really expect me to establish a relationship in just one night?
Putting aside whether I'll actually like this man after getting to know him, what if he turns out to be a deeply ingrained scumbag? Then I'd be at a huge disadvantage.
[Guan Gu: What?!]
Seeing that Yu Mo's face clearly showed her displeasure, Yi Fei quickly retorted, "No, absolutely not! How could I use this junk without your permission? Love at first sight is... it's..."
"It was originally meant for Zhanbo!"
Zhanbo:?
Wan Yu's wide smile vanished instantly.
She's not stupid. If Zhanbo really wanted to use the "love at first sight" trope, which girl would he use it on?
"Zhanbo, is what Sister Yifei said true?"
"No, I didn't." Zhanbo's injustice was almost palpable, and in his grief and indignation, he became the first person to leave the sofa.
Zhanbo stood up, pointed at Yifei, and shouted indignantly, "Sister, you've wronged me!"
"Zhanbo, everyone knows you've been wronged." Yu Mo comforted Zhanbo. "I know you and your brother better than anyone. She's always so eager to set people up on dates, wishing she could match them up on the first day and get their wedding candy on the second."
Yu Mo warned everyone: "If you want to date in the future, never ask her for help, otherwise you will only make things worse."
"I only came to try this because I was really driven to desperation by her."
As she spoke, Yu Mo gave Guan Gu an apologetic smile: "Guan Gu, I'm not saying you're bad, it's just that Yi Fei has never managed to match up any couples she's tried to set up since we were little."
"We searched inside the temple." Guan Gu suddenly realized.
Hu Yifei's face was full of defiance: "Who said that? You guys believe me, I'll definitely succeed next time."
Guan Gu and Yu Mo said in unison, "There will absolutely be no next time."
As the public denunciation meeting against Yifei came to an end, everyone continued to lie on the sofa and enjoy this absurd yet warm and peaceful night.
"Achoo..." Ziqiao, lying on the ground, shivered from the cold.
He really wanted to get up, but for some reason he felt so sleepy and tired.
Fine, I'll sleep a little longer. It's a bit cold in my dreams, but it's better than the reality of my tragic death.
"Hatch..."
Yu Mo lay on the sofa and let out a long sigh. As someone who was visiting Love Apartment for the first time, what happened tonight was still too exciting for her.
She was flirted with by a scumbag, witnessed his demise, saw her first ever candlelight dinner with dragon and phoenix candles, prevented the scumbag from being hacked to death, and ultimately saved a fire.
What a busy evening!
When was the last time I experienced a night like this, with one after another testing my heart's endurance?
Yu Mo closed her eyes and thought, recalling each night as bright as a star.
But most of these nights have someone's shadow in them.
Yu Mo knew that this did not mean that the person had accompanied her for a long time, but rather that his presence was so dazzling that it made the other nights seem dim and lackluster.
The date ended in such a way that Yu Mo found it both absurd and funny, mixed with some anger towards Yi Fei.
But more than anything, I felt a sense of relief.
She had clearly decided to let go of the past and move forward, and she was clearly prepared to head towards a bright new future. But when she realized that her date tonight was canceled, she secretly began to feel a sense of smug satisfaction.
Even if one rationally knows what the right direction is, subconsciously one still prefers to stay where one is and doesn't want to change.
Perhaps it's because maintaining the status quo, though painful, is something you've become accustomed to. But once change is about to occur, future development will have to move away from your familiar territory and into an unknown and uncontrollable direction.
What if the man I meet in the future is also a jerk? What if all those men combined are not as good as him?
just in case.
What if I meet a perfect man, but in the end I find that I still prefer him?
Yu Mo shook her head, deciding to put these messy thoughts behind her.
Even if one chooses to give up the remaining 9,999 percent just for these few things, one must always look forward.
Next time, next time I meet the right person, I will definitely look forward.
Just as Yu Mo was thinking this, a slightly hoarse, deep voice came to her ear.
"Why are so many of you crowding here? Isn't tonight supposed to be Guan Gu's date?"
"Where did the dining table go? And what's that strange smell in the room?"
"Why is Ziqiao lying on the floor all of a sudden?"
She looked in the direction of the sound and couldn't take her eyes off it.
Nanfeng leaned against the door of 3602, looking at the 3602 that looked like it had been soaked in water, filled with curiosity.
He only slept for a short while, how did those seven people manage to make such a mess of the house?
Wait, seven people?
Teacher Zeng is at the radio station now, Zi Qiao is curled up on the ground, so who is the last person?
Nanfeng shifted her gaze to the back of the woman in the red dress with curly hair, just as she turned around.
The two locked eyes, and when Nanfeng recognized the familiar face, a joyful smile of reunion spread across her face.
"Long time no see, Miss Harley Quinn."
Harley Quinn chapter ends
(End of this chapter)
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