Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 549 The Mysterious Zhan Bo

Yu Mo knew that Nan Feng always liked to carry some magic props with him. She actually quite liked it when Nan Feng would perform a little magic trick for her from time to time, giving her a little surprise.

She was always curious about how Nanfeng managed to do those seemingly impossible things, but Nanfeng refused to explain the magic tricks to her, saying it would affect her anticipation and the surprise of seeing the magic.

Looking at the magic props that Nanfeng had hidden in his sleeves, Yu Mo suddenly felt that those seemingly miraculous magic tricks were actually just so-so.

No wonder Nanfeng was so unwilling to decipher it.

Upon reflection, Yu Mo suddenly felt that Nan Feng carrying these magic props around was both laughable and absurd.

"Yu Mo" casually asked, toying with the playing cards in her hand, "So these playing cards are magic props too?"

Nanfeng carefully moved his right arm and explained, "No, these playing cards are a form of psychological attack."

"What do you mean?"

Nanfeng reached out his left hand and took the playing cards from Yu Mo's hand, then gently shook them. Yu Mo stared at Nanfeng's movements the whole time, but couldn't see how the playing cards disappeared from his hand.

Even so, Nanfeng still showed a slightly disappointed expression, clearly indicating that the dexterity of his newly recovered left hand was not yet up to his standards.

Nanfeng paused for a moment, then began to explain to Yu Mo: "As we all know, in this complex society of interpersonal relationships, there are some truths that are inconvenient to say."

"In such situations, playing cards with special meanings can serve as a subtle reminder."

"For example, if you want to mock someone as a clown, you can tell them: 'This is your ID card and a copy.'"

As Nanfeng spoke, his left hand trembled slightly, and two Joker cards, one large and one small, instantly slipped from his sleeve into his hand.

He handed the pair of trump cards to "Yu Mo" and then said, "For example, if you want to subtly remind someone about their body shape, you can tell them: 'I can't afford an A cup.'"

Nanfeng then produced two more Aces.

"besides……"

That's enough.

Even though Yu Mo knew that Nan Feng wasn't talking about her, she still felt a surge of anger rising within her.

She looked up at Nanfeng: "Nanfeng, is this a subtle reminder?"

"This is clearly a direct taunt, a vicious attack on your spirit. You probably just want someone to come up to you and beat you up, right?"

Nanfeng chuckled mischievously, "That's why I've never used this poker rhetoric before."

"I'm thinking of getting Joe and Teacher Zeng to give it a try sometime."

"If those two don't get beaten up by using this poker rhetoric, I think this kind of subtle expression is very worthwhile to promote."

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo merely pursed her lips, looking at Nan Feng as if she were looking at her own mischievous son.

She felt that her ability to accept new things and adapt to new ideas was among the best of the girls in the apartment.

However, she still found herself sometimes both amused and exasperated by Nanfeng's overly abstract thought process.

But that's one of the reasons she likes Nanfeng.

Living with Nanfeng, you'll never worry about your wildest ideas not being understood by him, because the crazy ideas in his head are even more outlandish than you can imagine.

Yu Mo noticed that Nan Feng was slightly moving his arm that had been hit, so she quickly stepped forward and said, "Enough with the nonsense, quickly roll up your sleeve so I can see how you are."

After dismantling Nanfeng's messy magic props, "Yu Mo" finally managed to lift up Nanfeng's sleeve and see the purplish-blue handprint she had left on him.

Those who knew the truth would think that Nanfeng was joking with "Yumo" and got hit by her, but those who didn't would think that Nanfeng had been hit by the legendary Xuanming Divine Palm.

So his next step is to cultivate the Nine Yang Divine Skill and the Great Shift of the Universe, then first destroy Shaolin, then Wudang, and I, Nanfeng, will reign supreme in the martial arts world!

When Yu Mo saw how frightening the bruise was, she lowered her head, her mood instantly plummeting to rock bottom.

"You've been beaten up like this, and you still say you're fine."

"It's really nothing, it's just a bruise, nothing to me."

Nanfeng said casually, "When I was a kid, I took the half-bottle of Moutai that my grandfather kept at the bottom of his trunk, filled it with water, and then imitated the sworn brotherhood of Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei in the opera with the other kids in the village."

"Isn't it Taoyuan?"

"I know, but our village only has pear orchards."

Nanfeng covered her face, unable to bear recalling the scene: "Back then, a dozen or so of us Chu kids were carrying bowls bigger than our faces, filled with diluted Moutai."

"We swear to be sworn brothers, not seeking to be born on the same day, month, and year, nor to die on the same day, month, and year, but only seeking that brothers are of one mind, their strength can break metal, and overthrow the brutal rule of the female demon Hu Yifei in one fell swoop."

Yu Mo chuckled, her previously low mood instantly lifted considerably.

Indeed, when someone is in a bad mood, other people's embarrassing stories are the best cure for their bad mood.

"and then?"

"Then……"

Nanfeng still feels pain all over his body when he thinks about it: "Then a dozen of us, drunk, were chasing dogs and geese around the village with sticks, and in the end, Yifei gave us a good beating."

"Then the old man beat me hard with a stick, leaving me covered in bruises. After applying some medicinal wine, I recovered in a couple of days."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Yu Mo couldn't help but burst into laughter.

After Yu Mo finished laughing, she carefully examined Nan Feng's arm again. Seeing that Nan Feng only had bruises that looked a little scary, but nothing else was serious, she was relieved.

After Nanfeng put all the messy magic props back in their places, the two continued walking on the school road.

As Nanfeng walked, she carefully moved her arms.

The old man's beatings only looked fierce; he always knew how to control his strength. But "Yu Mo" clearly couldn't control her power.

Nanfeng never expected that his slight mischief would almost result in "Yu Mo" breaking his bones.

How could I forget that she is now in Yifei's body?

Having learned a lesson from her own foolishness, Nanfeng decided that next time she was being mischievous, she should stay a little further away from "Yu Mo," so that she wouldn't be able to hit her so easily.

Not cheeky?

That is impossible!

As Nanfeng pondered this, she asked Yu Mo curiously, "Why did you rush out in such a panic just now?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo sighed and told Nan Feng everything that had just happened.

After listening quietly to "Yu Mo's" story, Nan Feng couldn't help but ask again to confirm, "You said that Teacher Zhao Liao Liao's cousin has taken a liking to Yi Fei, and she herself has taken a liking to Zhan Bo?"

Yu Mo nodded.

Nanfeng sighed, "They really are only targeting Yifei and her brother as troublemakers."

He had met Zhao Liaoliao a few times when he came to see Yifei before, so why couldn't he see that she liked Zhanbo's type?

Nanfeng looked at Yu Mo: "So what are you planning to do? Go to dinner in Yifei's place tomorrow night?"

"I'm not that bored."

"Yu Mo" snorted and said, "When I get back tonight, I'll have Yi Fei tell Zhan Bo that he has something to do tomorrow night, and have the four of them make another appointment."

"That way, after we switch back, I might be able to sneak a peek at the excitement. Isn't that easier than pretending to be Yifei and helping her with meals?"

Nanfeng chuckled lightly: "You're not stupid after all."

"Yu Mo" made a face at Nan Feng, which gave Nan Feng goosebumps all over.

She suddenly asked, "By the way, I was just about to ask why you suddenly decided to come to school today? You didn't come to check if I made any mistakes at work, did you?"

"...No, that's not it."

Nanfeng stared at Yu Mo, who was smiling beside him, with a strange look on his face. He thought about it again and again, but still swallowed the words "I miss you".

There was no way he could be so cheeky; he simply couldn't bring himself to say such things to Yifei's face.

Nanfeng and Yifei have been friends since childhood, and with Zhanbo added to the mix, they are three siblings.

That's right, Yifei and I are brothers, and Zhanbo is a sister.

Regardless, Nanfeng subconsciously never considered the domineering Yifei from her childhood as a woman.

If he said that to Yifei's face, wouldn't that be the same as coming out of the closet?

This is both perverted and shameful, both embarrassing and... a little exciting?

【Alas……】

Nanfeng was disgusted by his own thoughts and realized that being too fond of trying new and unusual things is sometimes not a good thing.

Looking at Yu Mo, who was waiting for his answer, Nan Feng looked ahead and explained calmly, "I brought Zhan Bo here. He has something to do."

"Since I'm already here, I thought I'd stop by and ask how your role-playing was today."

"Zhanbo?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo became even more curious: "Isn't Zhanbo supposed to be at work today?"

Nanfeng nodded: "That's why we can only come during our lunch break. I still have to take him back to the company later."

"So what exactly is Zhanbo doing at the school?"

Nanfeng's lips curled up slightly. He silently moved a few steps away from "Yu Mo" before teasing him again, "Anyway, he's not here to date, send flowers, ask her out for dinner, or chase after older women."

"Yu Mo": ? ? ?

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)