Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 566 Feng Shui Master

"what!"

"Yifei" and Curry Sauce were startled by the sudden sound. They jumped up and only when they turned around and saw Xiaoxian in a suit grinning mischievously did they pat their chests with lingering fear.

In other words, "Yifei" is currently in Yu Mo's body; otherwise, she would have already launched a quick attack in the event of a situation.

Yifei, who was sitting in a wheelchair and was startled by Xiaoxian in a suit, stood up. She was standing on one leg and swayed for a while before she used her hands to support herself on the table to stabilize herself.

"Zeng Xiaoxian? What are you doing here?"

Annoyed, Yifei subconsciously glared at Xiaoxian in the suit, just like she would at Zeng Xiaoxian. When she realized her mistake, she was too embarrassed to apologize to Xiaoxian in the suit.

I wish real life could be like WeChat someday, where you could recall your words and emojis with a single click.

"What am I doing here?"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, raised an eyebrow with a strange expression. He looked around the restaurant and, unusually, said with a hint of hesitation, "Is it possible... I came to this restaurant to eat?"

Upon hearing this, Yifei paused for a moment, then chuckled dryly, "Um... it's not impossible."

She then remembered that she seemed to have heard Meijia say that morning that Xiaoxian in a suit was going to have dinner with a career-oriented beauty tonight.

"Oh~~~"

Yifei suddenly realized why Ziqiao and Meijia had come here.

It turns out that the two of them originally wanted to gossip about this, but later they probably thought that the gossip about Xiao Xian in the suit wasn't big enough, so they moved on to something else.

"Leaving me aside, what were you all looking at so suspiciously just now?"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, looked curiously in the direction where Yi Fei and Curry Sauce had been looking, and then his eyebrows suddenly furrowed.

"Ziqiao and Meijia? What are they doing here?"

Yifei shrugged: "They were probably after you, but something unexpected happened and they changed their target."

"That shouldn't be the case."

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, frowned slightly and said, puzzled, "I didn't tell them I'd be having dinner here tonight. How did they know?"

Curry Sauce asked, "Is it possible they were eavesdropping?"

Xiao Xian in the suit thought it was unlikely: "When I called, I made sure Li Qiao and Mei Jia were far away. They're not Nan Feng, how could they hear that far?"

"But Brother Ziqiao can read lips."

"Forehead……"

Xiao Xian in the suit couldn't help but put his hand to his forehead. He had been so meticulous that he had overlooked Zi Qiao's ability.

Fortunately, Ziqiao and Meijia are currently held back by Nanfeng and the others, otherwise he couldn't imagine what kind of trouble these three would cause when Lisa arrives.

"Speaking of which, what are Nanfeng and Yumo doing now? And who are the other two?"

"That's a long story..."

Yifei sighed and briefly explained the whole story to Xiaoxian in the suit.

Xiao Xian in the suit twitched at the corner of his mouth as he listened: "I should say that this is truly worthy of Yu Mo. She always likes to use the most normal thinking to do the most hilarious things for the show."

Looking at Ziqiao and the other two who were only watching the drama unfold and causing trouble, Yifei thought for a moment and then moved her Feixing wheelchair over there.

"No, it's too much of a hindrance to have Ziqiao and Meijia there. I need to find a way to bring them over."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Xiao's expression changed drastically. He quickly grabbed Yi Fei and said, "Please don't!"

Why?

"Because, because..."

He hesitated for a moment, then honestly said, "Because I have dinner plans with Lisa tonight, do you think it would be a good idea for her to see Ziqiao again?"

"Lisa?"

Yifei and Curry Sauce exclaimed in surprise.

They really didn't expect that Zeng Xiaoxian's dinner partner tonight would be Lisa. You know, Zeng Xiaoxian usually talks about Lisa like a mouse talking about a cat.

Unexpectedly, after changing his personality, he actually dared to take the initiative and go for it.

Curry Sauce's eyes widened in disbelief as she asked, "Teacher Xian, you wouldn't... like Lisa, would you?"

[In his inner world, Curry Sauce shrugged.]

He first looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei on his left, then turned to stare at Zeng Xiaoxian in his suit and Lisa.

One is a domineering and fiery female teacher, the other a strong-willed and sharp-tongued female boss.

It seems that regardless of which "Teacher Zeng" it is, they all have a particular fondness for strong women.

So...

[Curry Sauce clapped her hands excitedly and said: I knew Teacher Zeng was a masochist!]

Upon hearing Curry Sauce's question, Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, felt a vein throb on his forehead: "Curry, is it possible that my inviting the boss to dinner was simply a ploy to advance my career?"

Are you sure you want to improve, and not just take it a step further?

"...I'm sure."

"That Yan Yan..."

Xiao Xian in the suit sighed: "Yan Yan is from our station's human resources department. This guy Zeng Xiao Xian has worked at the station for so many years, and he doesn't even know a single person in the human resources department. It's making things very difficult for me."

"Tch~~~"

"Yifei" and Curry Sauce both clicked their tongues in unison.

Although they would absolutely not accept it if Xiaoxian in a suit really liked Lisa, he was only focused on improving himself, which made the two of them feel bored.

However, on the other hand, they thought that Xiao Xian, who was going out early and returning late these past few days, was enjoying his hard-won real life.

As a result, he's now either busy making money or shamelessly begging for advancement by treating his boss to meals... Even Zeng Xiaoxian himself isn't as ambitious as his imaginary partner.

Is this the legendary innate sacred body of oxen and horses, which can be rolled up to death as long as it doesn't kill?

Ignoring their disdain, Xiao Xian in the suit solemnly said, "Everyone knows how things turned out when Lisa met Zi Qiao the last two times. I'm sure you're all tired of seeing their love-hate entanglement."

"So we absolutely cannot let her see Ziqiao again later, otherwise there will definitely be big trouble tonight."

Yifei and Curry Sauce exchanged a glance and nodded emphatically.

The situation between Nanfeng and "Yu Mo" is already complicated enough; if Ziqiao and Lisa were to run into them, it would be even more troublesome.

Yifei casually asked, "So when will Lisa arrive?"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, glanced at the time: "Lisa, she..."

"Zeng Xiaoxian".

The familiar call at the restaurant entrance made Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, tense up. Before he could react, his body automatically turned around, and an extremely obsequious and sycophantic smile appeared on his face.

The man in the suit smiled, his eyes crinkling, and bowed slightly: "Lisa~~~"

His lewd yet humble tone, greasy yet ingratiating, sent shivers down the spines of "Yifei" and Curry Sauce, yet their faces revealed a bittersweet smile.

That lewd look, that fawning manner, and now the urge to kick him away.

This feels more like it!

It's like you might dislike the smell of stinky tofu, but if someone actually gives you a plate of stinky tofu that doesn't smell, you'll find it doesn't taste the same.

As for Xiao Xian in the suit... after subconsciously making that action and calling out, he froze completely.

[What kind of deadly conditioned reflex is this? Zeng Xiaoxian, your body is way too skilled at this!]

"Um."

Lisa didn't react much to Zeng Xiaoxian's fawning attitude, or rather, she had gotten used to Zeng Xiaoxian's shamelessness.

Her gaze swept over "Yifei" and Curry Sauce beside her, and she couldn't help but ask curiously, "Aren't these your beautiful roommates? What are they doing here too?"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, explained with a smile, "The food at this restaurant is quite good. They came here to eat. But don't worry about Lisa leaving; the two of them will find another table to eat at, so it won't bother us."

"oh."

Lisa nodded, her gaze sweeping over the restaurant.

"The atmosphere at this restaurant doesn't seem quite right... Zeng Xiaoxian, what are you doing?"

Seeing that Lisa's gaze was about to go in the direction of Ziqiao, Xiaoxian in a suit felt a tightness in his heart and quickly stepped forward to block her view.

When Lisa asked him, he just smiled ingratiatingly and said, "Boss, I'm just shielding you from the wind."

"To block the wind?"

Lisa turned to look at the door behind her. The biting winter wind rushed in from outside, carrying a damp chill that relentlessly slapped against her face.

She looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, somewhat speechless: "Are you sure you're shielding me from the wind, and not using me as a shield?"

"That's not important."

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, chuckled dryly. He pointed to a secluded corner from which Zi Qiao and the others should be out of sight.

"Boss, let's go sit over there and get ready to take our order."

"Where to?"

Lisa was puzzled by what she heard. She looked down at her surroundings and saw that besides "Yifei" and Curry Sauce, there were several other empty tables nearby.

"Why don't we sit nearby instead of going there?"

Xiao Xian in the suit started brainstorming: "Because, because... because the feng shui here is bad!"

"You also know feng shui?"

"certainly!"

He racked his brains and started making things up: "Lisa, look, we're in an area not far from the gate right now, and the cold wind and rain are blowing right in. This will be a big problem for someone like you, a fire sign."

Lisa asked in surprise, "Feng shui even mentions fire signs? Isn't that something from Western astrology?"

Xiao Xian in a suit is much better at lying than Zeng Xiaoxian. He said without batting an eye, "Society is developing, times are progressing, and the combination of Chinese and Western elements is an inevitable trend."

Before Lisa could figure out what was wrong, Xiaoxian in the suit continued to flatter her, "Lisa, look, that building right outside our window, doesn't it look like a steel knife?"

Lisa turned her head and looked at it: "It really does look a bit like it."

"Boss, look again, what's written on the glass of this restaurant?"

"Yuan Shi Restaurant."

"That's right!" Xiao Xian in the suit clapped his hands. "From our current perspective, doesn't that building look like a steel knife that cut the word 'fate' in half?"

Lisa frowned upon hearing this: "It does seem so."

The man in the suit asked provocatively, "So sitting in this area could very well get you killed..."

"Severing ties with one's destined partner? Cutting off unwanted romantic advances?"

"The leadership is brilliant!"

[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian munched on sugarcane and let out a cold laugh.]

That building is so tall and so big, you could cut down not just the character for "fate," you could cut down the entire restaurant!

He looked at Xiaoxian in a suit beside him and asked, puzzled, "Lisa, you actually believe your nonsense?"

Why doesn't she believe it?

[Xiao Xian in a suit snatched the sugarcane from his hand and started eating it: There are usually only two reasons why people are easily deceived: either the temptation offered is too great, or the cost of being deceived is too low.]

I didn't cheat her out of money or her feelings; I just wanted to trick her into moving to another place. How could she think I was lying to her?

[Moreover, as the saying goes, it's better to believe it exists than to believe it doesn't.]

The more intelligent a person is, the more awe they hold for what they don't know.

[Suit-wearing Xiaoxian patted Zeng Xiaoxian: Don't even think about it, you're such a pig-brain, you can't learn it.]

As a single woman in her late twenties, Lisa was taken aback by the news of her unwanted advances. Without even needing to say anything more, she consciously walked towards that secluded corner.

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, accompanied Lisa, standing between her and Zi Qiao the whole time. He even had time to turn around and give a smug smile to the stunned "Yi Fei" and Curry Sauce.

[Lisa? A piece of cake!]

After the two were seated at the table, they called over a nearby waiter to ask for the menu.

The plain-looking waitress bowed slightly and said, "Hello sir, our boss said that your entire bill for tonight is on the house."

"He just wanted to ask you if his being single for so many years is also related to the feng shui of this restaurant?"

"If so, would you be willing to help us change the feng shui of our restaurant?"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, was taken aback upon hearing this.

[Besides Lisa, who else could actually believe the lies she made up?]

His gaze then followed the waiter's direction to the restaurant owner, who looked to be in his forties, with a receding hairline, a belly bigger than a pregnant woman's, and an oily face.

To be honest, his being single has absolutely nothing to do with the feng shui of the shop; it's completely unrelated.

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, twitched his lips slightly: "Um... this shouldn't have much to do with feng shui."

"Your boss is in his forties. As long as he doesn't think about dating 18-year-old girls and lowers his standards a little, he'll definitely be able to find a partner."

"...Our boss is only twenty-six this year."

Suit-wearing Xiaoxian and Lisa were struck dumb upon hearing this.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)