Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 571 Family Misfortune (7000 words, two chapters combined)

Ziqiao reluctantly put his phone away, looking around, but he couldn't find Xiaoxian in a suit or Lisa anywhere.

If I had known that Teacher Xian's date tonight was Lisa, I would never have come to witness this gossip.

That's Lisa! It's Lisa!

Although Zi Qiao has had countless ex-girlfriends and one-night stands, Lisa is one of the most special among his many ex-girlfriends.

On the one hand, it's because she's Teacher Zeng's direct superior, and his own brother is working for her.

On the other hand, after the farcical blind date between his senior brother and Lisa, Ziqiao witnessed firsthand Lisa's deeply affectionate expression while drunk. It would be impossible for him to say that he wasn't moved.

The result of this emotional experience was that... Zi Qiao made up his mind to avoid Lisa from now on.

There's nothing I can do; I'm just a lousy person. I've betrayed at least eight hundred, if not a thousand, girls who were truly sincere with me.

But he only has one heart, and this heart has been wandering aimlessly ever since. It selfishly belongs only to himself, so how could he possibly use it to make up for others?

Besides, even if Ziqiao were willing to make amends, he couldn't possibly make it up to all the good girls he had let down.

We can't just give these girls a machete and let them cut us up, can we?

Ziqiao trembled instinctively at the thought.

He could almost picture those girls who wished they were dead gathering together, discussing how to share themselves.

【Yaoyao, you've redeemed yourself; hereby you are granted a pair of eyes.】

[Qianqian, you're acting on behalf of Heaven, take your ears away.]

【Nini, pick yourself up and keep your nose in check.】

【Lisa, you have endured hardship and humiliation, your tongue leading the way.】

【Meijia, you've shown the righteousness of turning down your own family; that's truly admirable. He's given his body to you.】

"hiss……"

Ziqiao couldn't help but shiver, feeling pain all over his body.

Considering the number of ex-girlfriends he's dated, why does he feel like his final fate is even more pitiful than Cheng Ge's?

These terrifying fantasies only strengthened Zi Qiao's resolve to never meet Lisa.

He then looked at Yifei, who was chatting and laughing with Shen Linfeng. His resolve, which he had just made up, crumbled the moment he saw Yifei.

Who is scarier, Lisa or Yifei?

[Shouldn't this be a question that Teacher Zeng should be thinking about?]

What does this have to do with me?

The unlucky Ziqiao felt his teeth itch at the thought, but faced with Teacher Xian's combination of carrot and stick tactics, he had no choice but to accept it.

At this moment, Yifei was chatting enthusiastically with Young Master Shen. After Yifei herself appeared, their progress was rapid, and they even started discussing going skiing together during the Chinese New Year.

A lone man and woman going skiing?

Ziqiao coughed lightly and tried the same trick again, saying, "Skiing, I quite like skiing too, how about..."

"What do you mean, 'what ...'?!"

Before Shen Linfeng could say anything, Yifei rolled her eyes at Ziqiao with disdain: "We're just chatting, what are you meddling in for?"

Shen Linfeng looked at Yifei in surprise. He obviously didn't expect Yifei to confront Ziqiao this time, after all, she had remained silent the previous times.

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao scratched his head awkwardly. He knew that Yifei and Yumo were different, but he still forced himself to say, "Actually, I've loved skiing since I was little, but no one has ever taught me..."

"If you like skiing, find an instructor to teach you!"

Without a second thought, Yifei continued to nag Ziqiao. When she saw that Ziqiao was about to reply, her eyebrows shot up and her eyes seemed to be roaring like a lion.

Although Yifei didn't know what had gotten into Ziqiao that made him dare to ruin her wonderful marriage, she would send anyone who dared to disturb her good fortune to meet their maker!

"Um?"

"Hehe, hehe..."

Ziqiao chuckled dryly, swallowed fearfully, and shrank back, not daring to utter a sound.

Teacher Zeng, Teacher Xian, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that the enemy is too terrifying!

Seeing that Ziqiao had given up, Yifei let out a soft hum and turned to look at Shen Linfeng.

"Linfeng, don't worry about him. Ziqiao enjoys just as many activities as he likes girls."

"Let's continue, let's continue..."

Shen Linfeng smiled in agreement, but his eyes kept glancing towards the women's restroom.

He really couldn't understand why Yifei had become so enthusiastic just because she went to the bathroom.

Could it be that... there's something special about the women's restroom in this restaurant?

If Shen Linfeng weren't a man, he really would have wanted to go and see what had happened.

"What's going on?"

Nanfeng nudged Ziqiao beside her and whispered, "Aren't you being a little too loyal today? You helped me and now you're helping Teacher Zeng too."

"Ziqiao, do you know what? Your loyalty tonight scared me a little."

With a bewildered expression, Ziqiao silently handed his phone to Nanfeng.

Nanfeng glanced at the conversation between Xiaoxian in a suit and Ziqiao, and then understood what had happened.

He frowned slightly and listened intently to see what Teacher Xian was doing.

After making his requests to Ziqiao, Curry Sauce, and Yumo, Xiaoxian, dressed in a suit, put down his phone and sped up his chat with Lisa.

It's clear he wants Ziqiao and the others to help buy time so he can quickly resolve Lisa's situation and then figure out how to deal with Yifei and Shen Linfeng's issues.

Logically speaking, Xiaoxian's idea was not wrong, but unfortunately he misjudged one thing, which was that the speed at which Yifei and Shen Linfeng's affection for each other increased was too terrifying.

Watching Yifei and Shen Linfeng chatting so enthusiastically, Nanfeng suddenly felt a strong urge to ship them as a couple.

It should be noted that because of Yu Mo's perfunctory attitude and Zi Qiao's interference, Young Master Shen's favorability towards Yi Fei can be described as negative.

In just a few minutes, it seemed like they had almost maxed out their favorability rating.

Nanfeng strongly suspected that even if they had met in the elevator, they could have become a couple after they got off the elevator, even if it wasn't for this dinner party.

If we wait until Teacher Xian finishes his own business before coming over, Nanfeng will probably be too late.

Ziqiao covered his mouth and asked in a low voice, "What do you mean, will you help me or not?"

"Hurry up if you want to help, otherwise it will be too late to say anything later."

Nanfeng hesitated for a moment, caught in a dilemma.

Just as he was still undecided about whether to help, Ziqiao saw the two of them already discussing accommodation for their skiing trip during the Chinese New Year.

He immediately gritted his teeth, slammed his hand on the table, and stood up abruptly.

"Hu Yifei!"

Yifei looked at Ziqiao in shock at the sound, who was yelling at her for no reason. She didn't even have time to get angry at first. She stared at Ziqiao blankly, wondering what he wanted to do.

Ziqiao took a deep breath and said in a slightly trembling voice, "Actually, I've always wanted to tell you, I, I, I..."

Seeing that he stammered "I" for a long time but couldn't get anything out, Yifei immediately asked impatiently, "What do you want to do?"

"I...I need to use the restroom."

Knowing he was in the wrong, Ziqiao surrendered immediately after seeing Yifei's murderous glare, barely holding back for three seconds.

I can't take it anymore.

Whether it's Lisa or Yifei, they are both terrifying in their own way.

Teacher Zeng, Teacher Xian, I've done my best.

This time I'm a decent guy, so even if I fail, you can't forget the contributions I made!

Upon hearing Ziqiao's request to use the restroom, everyone present gave him the same look as an elderly person on the subway looking at their phone.

No, you're slamming the table and shouting, raising the bar so high.

In the end, all I wanted to do was go to the toilet!

You're such a loser!

Liao Liao and Shen Linfeng, who had misunderstood that Zi Qiao liked Yi Fei, thought Zi Qiao was about to muster up the courage to confess. But in the end, they still messed up.

They finally understood why, despite being so close to the beauty, Qiao Mingming couldn't win her heart.

Upon hearing Ziqiao's words, Yifei covered her face with her hands, feeling so embarrassed that she wanted to disappear into the ground.

As Ziqiao's friend, she felt ashamed when she heard it!

What were Nanfeng and Yumo thinking that they would agree to let Ziqiao have dinner with them?

She knew Ziqiao would get in the way!

Seeing this, Ziqiao chuckled awkwardly. Realizing the situation was turning bad, he immediately decided to flee and escape back to the apartment with Meijia.

He dared not meet Lisa, and he dared not interfere with Yifei's good fortune.

Since he can't afford to offend either of them, he might as well slip away now.

【Teacher Zeng, Teacher Xian, I'm sorry!】

I can't risk my life for the sake of brotherhood.

So he immediately pulled Meijia up and said, "Meijia, I need to go to the bathroom. Come with me."

"Wait a minute!"

Zhao Liaoliao was stunned when she heard this: "You want Meijia to go to the men's restroom with you?"

"Forehead……"

Ziqiao was silent for a moment, then pulled Meijia into his arms: "Meijia is blind, and I'm worried about her being too far away from me."

Seeing that Zi Qiao was hugging Mei Jia even tighter than his wife, Zhao Liaoliao looked at Zi Qiao as if he were a pervert: "But Zi Qiao, no matter how worried you are about Mei Jia, you can't take her to the men's restroom."

Shen Linfeng frowned and said, "Ziqiao, you should go to the toilet yourself and leave Meijia here."

"Don't worry, we'll take care of Mika for you."

"No!"

Ziqiao refused without hesitation; how could he possibly leave Meijia right now?

"My brother and I have never been apart since we were little. If Meijia were to be too far away from me, she definitely wouldn't be able to handle it!"

"what?"

Before she could even react to what had happened, Meijia stared at Ziqiao with a look of disgust.

I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!

How could you even have the nerve to say something so disgusting?!

Meijia wanted to spit on Ziqiao in front of everyone, but when she saw Ziqiao desperately trying to wink at her, and considering that they really couldn't be separated right now, she had no choice but to go for it.

So she tenderly pressed herself against Ziqiao's muscular chest, then turned her head and stared at Zhao Liaoliao and Shen Linfeng with empty, lifeless eyes.

"Ziqiao is right... I can't live without him."

I want to die, I want to die, I really want to die!

How could I possibly say something so disgusting?!

Meijia smiled on the outside, but in her heart she wished she could be destroyed by human intervention.

Zhao Liaoliao and Shen Linfeng watched as the brother and sister snuggled together, looking incredibly sweet.

The two were immediately dumbfounded, as if struck by lightning, and the strange thought that they had suppressed in their hearts resurfaced.

[What, what, what, do these two look like siblings at all?]

As for Nanfeng and Yifei... they both covered their faces, not daring to look at Ziqiao and Meijia in front of them.

It's no exaggeration to say that Ziqiao and Meijia's performance now is even sweeter and more affectionate than when they first pretended to be a couple and moved into the apartment!

It's obvious that our Lord Lü Bu and Little Diao Chan can only play lovers, not siblings.

Nanfeng now understood why Ziqiao hadn't been able to pick up a single girl yesterday.

With a younger sister like that, it's hard for a beautiful woman not to think that she's actually part of Zi Qiao and Mei Jia's relationship.

Although Nanfeng and Yifei were exasperated, considering that they couldn't live without each other, they could only grit their teeth and wave goodbye, hoping the two would go as far away as possible.

Upon seeing this, Ziqiao and Meijia quickly took hands and jogged away.

Meijia muttered softly, "Ziqiao, you've gone to the wrong place. The restroom is over there."

Ziqiao lowered his voice and explained, "I don't need to go to the toilet, I need to escape!"

"Run away? Why?"

"The specific reasons are complicated; we'll discuss them when we get back."

Upon hearing this, Mika suddenly stopped the car. She blinked, squeezed her legs together, and said shyly, "You don't want to go to the toilet, but I really need to."

"Shit!"

Ziqiao muttered a curse under his breath in despair.

……

Just then, Zhao Liaoliao watched as Ziqiao and Meijia disappeared around the corner.

She glanced cautiously at Yifei and Nanfeng, and finally asked the question she had always wanted to ask, feeling uneasy.

"Aren't Ziqiao and Meijia, this brother and sister pair... a little too intimate?"

Liao Liao was afraid that Yi Fei and Nan Feng wouldn't understand, so when she said the word "intimate," she emphasized the pronunciation and even made a comma with her hand.

Shen Linfeng also looked at the two of them with curiosity, his eyes filled with a thirst for knowledge.

Humans are always full of curiosity about things that are unknown to them.

Yifei and Nanfeng exchanged a glance and sighed in unison.

Given Ziqiao and Meijia's behavior just now, even if they wanted to portray these two as having a normal sibling relationship, they couldn't.

Nanfeng and Yifei waved their hands repeatedly, closed their eyes, and looked as if they couldn't bear to look at them.

"What a misfortune for our family! What a misfortune for our family!"

"hiss……"

Zhao Liaoliao and Shen Linfeng shuddered with disgust.

Shen Linfeng, not wanting to be outdone, asked, "And you two...?"

Whether he was being paranoid or not, he also felt that the relationship between the two siblings was not normal before Yifei went to the toilet.

Especially when Liao Liao and Nan Feng were chatting so enthusiastically just now, the way Yi Fei looked at Nan Feng... Shen Linfeng didn't know how to describe it.

"us?"

Nanfeng and Yifei looked at each other, and the same image appeared in their minds at the same time.

If Yifei and Yumo can never be brought back in this lifetime...

"Alas……"

The two of them shook off the goosebumps on their bodies with mutual disgust.

Seeing this, Shen Linfeng was completely relieved.

[That's right, this is how normal siblings should act!]

……

Meanwhile, Lisa and Xiaoxian in a suit also finished their dinner and chat for the evening.

"Let's stop here for tonight. I'll help with what you asked for."

Lisa picked up her bag and stood up. She looked at Xiaoxian in the suit with admiration in her eyes: "To be honest, you really impressed me tonight."

"If you can maintain your current abilities and condition, I think within five years at most, I'll be begging for food under you."

She rarely joked with Xiaoxian: "I hope that Director Zeng will remember our friendship and not let me, an outdated old leader, lose my job in middle age."

"Lisa, you're joking. To me, a leader will always be a leader."

"Without your care, there would be no Xiaoxian today or tomorrow. I remember all of this."

Xiao Xian in the suit chuckled softly. He wanted to be the station director, but let alone five years, he probably wouldn't even have five days.

Lisa nodded, then waved casually, signaling that Xiaoxian in his suit could leave.

"Alright, you don't need to see me off."

"Judging from your sudden absent-mindedness, there must be something urgent that needs to be dealt with."

"Go do what you need to do, don't worry about me, I'm just going to the bathroom and I'll be right back."

Upon hearing Lisa's words, Xiaoxian in the suit tensed up instantly and shouted, "No!"

Lisa was taken aback by his words, and looked at Xiaoxian in surprise: "What do you mean, 'not allowed'?"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, gave an embarrassed smile.

If Lisa goes to the women's restroom, she will inevitably have to pass by where Nanfeng and the others are, and she will definitely run into Ziqiao then.

Although he was now free and didn't need Ziqiao's help, he couldn't just stand by and watch Lisa see him, given Ziqiao's loyalty, and it could end up being a tragedy.

He thought for a moment, then flashed a fawning smile reminiscent of Zeng Xiaoxian.

"What I mean is, there are priorities."

"Lisa, I invited you to dinner, how could I just abandon my boss to do my own thing?"

"Even if my boss is considerate of me, I should at least see you out of the restaurant. That would be proper."

Lisa nodded; she was quite pleased that Zeng Xiaoxian had put in this effort.

But the problem is...

"I don't need to leave the restaurant, I need to use the restroom."

Xiao Xian in the suit blurted out, "Then I'll go to the bathroom with you."

"what?"

Lisa stared at Xiaoxian in the suit with a strange look, and involuntarily took a few steps back: "You're a grown man, and you're going to come with me to the women's restroom?!"

She felt that Zeng Xiaoxian had become more outstanding and excellent, but he had also become increasingly abnormal.

"no."

Xiao Xian in a suit explained, "What I mean is that I'll go with you to the women's restroom, and then I'll wait for you outside."

"I'll take you out after you've finished using the restroom, Lisa."

"Forehead……"

Lisa was speechless: "Zeng Xiaoxian, is it really necessary for us to do something so pointless and unnecessary?"

"Doesn't this show that I'm sincere?"

He paused, looked around, and seeing that the 26-year-old bald middle-aged boss was not there, he quickly lowered his voice and said.

"And to be honest, the restrooms at this restaurant aren't very clean."

Lisa was even more confused: "How can a place like a toilet be clean? Besides, what's the point of going there if it's not clean?"

"Are you saying you're going to help clean the toilets?"

"no."

Xiao Xian in the suit used the same trick again, saying, "I mean the feng shui of the women's restroom isn't very clean, and it needs some yang energy from outside to counteract it."

Lisa was immediately speechless: "Women's restrooms... they even have feng shui considerations?"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, nodded vigorously: "Of course, feng shui is important everywhere."

Lisa remained silent for a long time after hearing this before asking with a strange expression.

"How did you figure out that the feng shui of the women's restroom is bad?"

"Have you been to the women's restroom?"

Xiao Xian in the suit quickly shook his head vigorously: "Of course not, I deduced this from the overall feng shui of the restaurant."

He said with feigned mystery, "Feng Shui culture is profound and complex; Lisa, you wouldn't understand."

Lisa hesitated for a moment, but finally nodded and agreed, "Okay then."

She confirmed that she didn't understand anything about feng shui, but it's better to believe in something than not.

Anyway, it's just a matter of Zeng Xiaoxian walking with me a few more steps, it's not a big deal.

The two headed to the women's restroom, and Lisa reminded Xiaoxian, "I don't know if feng shui is useful or not, but Xiaoxian, you have to remember that this kind of thing is feudal superstition."

"You are a host and a public figure. I don't care what you do in private, but you absolutely cannot promote feudal superstition in public."

"And those people at the station, no matter what your relationship with them is, don't tell them these things, lest you give them something to hold against you."

"This is not only about your image, but it can also affect your future."

Xiao Xian in the suit smiled and nodded, but in his heart, he became increasingly jealous of Zeng Xiao Xian.

[Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Xiaoxian, do you know how many people would never encounter a leader as amazing as Lisa in several lifetimes?]

With such a great leader, how did you end up like this?

【You deserve to die!!!】

When the two passed by Yu Mo and Curry Sauce's table, Yu Mo, who was in a wheelchair, quickly waved to Xiao Xian, who was in a suit.

She wanted to tell Teacher Xian that Ziqiao and Meijia had gone to the women's restroom and that they should never go there.

However, Yu Mo obviously couldn't say these things in front of Lisa, so she could only desperately try to wink at Xiao Xian in his suit.

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, thought that Yu Mo was in such a hurry to talk to him about Yi Fei, so he immediately raised his index finger to his lips to signal them to be patient and that he knew what he was doing.

Seeing that the smiling, suit-wearing Xiao Xian was ignoring everything and continuing to escort Lisa to the women's restroom, Curry Sauce looked anxiously at Yu Mo: "Sister Yu Mo, what should we do?"

Yu Mo sighed, "What else can we do but go and collect Zi Qiao's body?"

At this moment, Xiao Xian in a suit was talking to Lisa on their way to the women's restroom, trying to distract her, while also blocking Lisa's view the whole time, preventing her from seeing the direction where Nanfeng and the others were.

However, it was precisely because he was so focused on Lisa that he blocked her view and failed to see that the place where Ziqiao and Meijia had been sitting was now empty and deserted.

Nanfeng was desperately trying to wink at Xiaoxian in the suit, as if trying to tell him that something terrible had happened in the women's restroom and that he should never bring Lisa to the women's restroom.

Unfortunately, Xiao Xian, who was in a suit, had his back to Nan Feng the whole time, so he didn't see Nan Feng's eyes or hear his whispered calls.

As the two slowly approached the women's restroom in the corner of the restaurant, they could vaguely hear a man and a woman breathing heavily and quietly.

As Xiao Xian in his suit rounded the corner, the two of them widened their eyes in shock. They felt as if they had been struck by lightning, leaving them utterly stunned.

Ziqiao and Meijia were leaning against the wall of the women's restroom, their hair disheveled and clothes in disarray, pressed together, their breaths hitting each other's faces.

At this moment, Meijia's coat had fallen to the ground, and Ziqiao's large hands were on Meijia's waist, seemingly about to take off Meijia's sweater.

"Oh my god..."

Xiao Xian in his suit was completely stunned.

In this situation, he didn't know whether he should say "disgusting" or "indecent," or "add me to the list" or "let me do it."

As for Lisa, her pupils dilated in shock, and she was completely stunned.

A moment later, she clutched her chest in shock and staggered back, finally letting out a sharp, explosive sound that echoed throughout the entire restaurant after several moments of speechlessness.

"Chen Meijia! Lü! Xiao! Bu!"

"What are you doing?!"

At this moment, Yu Mo and Curry Sauce, who had arrived in wheelchairs, also rushed over.

They stared wide-eyed at the scene before them.

"Oh my God."

Curry Sauce rubbed its eyes, then rubbed them again, and then rubbed them a third time.

She simply couldn't believe what was happening in front of her.

Yu Mo was so focused on watching Zi Qiao and Mei Jia that she didn't even realize she needed to control her wheelchair.

And so the flying wheelchair carried Yu Mo, crashing straight into the wall at a snail's pace.

Yu Mo just stared blankly at "Chen Ying and the Madman" in front of her the whole time, completely unaware that her knees were hitting and bumping against the wall again and again.

"No...you...we..."

Ziqiao and Meijia, their faces contorted with grief, asked with their last hope, "If we said this was just a misunderstanding, would you believe us?"

What do you think?

Lisa was furious. She turned to Xiaoxian in his suit and asked coldly, "What's going on now?"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, painfully patted his forehead. Since things had come to this, he simply gave up and said with a wry smile, "I told you the feng shui of the women's restroom is not clean, and it needs some yang energy from outside to suppress it."

"They... probably misunderstood the meaning of the phrase 'press down,' turning a fake press into a real one."

Lisa couldn't help but sneer upon hearing this.

Without a moment's mourning for Ziqiao, Nanfeng and his group rushed to the women's restroom.

Yifei was so frightened by what she saw that she almost fainted. She pinched her philtrum and stared at Ziqiao and Meijia in disbelief.

Even if you two rekindled your old flame, you wouldn't be so carried away as to do *that* in a place like this, would you?!

Zhao Liaoliao and Shen Linfeng felt their hair stand on end, and goosebumps covered their skin.

They knew there was something wrong with these siblings!

This is real orthopedics!

Nanfeng sighed deeply; he felt a sharp pain in his trigeminal nerve.

"This is truly... a misfortune for our family."

Here it comes!

The End of "Aftermath of a Sweet Dream"

This chapter ends here; the following chapters will be the concluding and transitional sections.

Pigeon prefers this abrupt ending style, but while sitcoms can freeze at this point and jump directly to the next episode, novels cannot.

This chapter is a bit too long, and I wasn't in a very good state of mind. It seems that this kind of writing style, which combines multiple perspectives into a long storyline, is still a bit too much for me.

Writing psychological descriptions from multiple perspectives feels tedious, but omitting them makes the characters' logic inconsistent. Indeed, comedies need to be short, urgent, and fast.

After briefly introducing our human punching bag, Atai, we arrive at the end of this chapter.

The first Valentine's Day episode, also known as the "One and Only Love" episode.

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