Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 584 Divine Speed and Power Display
Chapter 584 Divine Speed and Power Display
Nanfeng shrugged, looking puzzled, and asked, "So what's wrong with using three syllables in a sentence?"
"Oh dear, someone like Senior Brother who can't even speak properly definitely doesn't count."
Meijia still stuck to her judgment: "Nanfeng, you don't understand. Based on my years of experience in the underworld, someone who uses three emphases in a single sentence and knows how to use special signals from the underworld is definitely not someone to be trifled with!"
"Wait a minute."
Nanfeng grew increasingly confused: "What exactly is this special signal from the martial arts world?"
"Come on, Nanfeng, give me your hand, let's shake hands."
Meijia took Nanfeng's hand and explained to him, "This is what happened this morning when Atai greeted me. He said, 'It's a great honor to meet you!'"
When Meijia repeated Atai's words, she not only emphasized the pronunciation of "very" and "honored", but also squeezed Nanfeng's hand very hard when she said "very".
"oh."
Nanfeng nodded as if he understood but not quite: "So this is a special signal in the martial arts world... What does it mean?"
"Hooking up?"
"Zhanbo, look at this! Look at Nanfeng!"
Seeing that Nanfeng immediately understood her meaning, Meijia immediately started to criticize Zhanbo, who had been unable to explain himself no matter what he said.
After hearing Meijia's words, Zhanbo pointed to himself with a somewhat aggrieved expression, but still couldn't say a word.
Nanfeng pressed on, "So what exactly does this special signal mean?"
Meijia explained earnestly, "This represents a question signal; he actually means: Are you free tonight, baby?"
"oh."
Nanfeng finally understood: "Isn't this still just casual sex?"
"Well... you could say that."
"...I have one more question to ask."
"What's the problem?"
Nanfeng raised her left hand expressionlessly: "Can't you use your right hand to massage me? Why do you have to use your left?"
"what!"
Meijia was startled by what she heard. She quickly clasped her hands together and apologized repeatedly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it. Nanfeng, is your left hand alright?"
She subconsciously leaned over to check on Nanfeng's left hand, but out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of Nanfeng's slightly upturned, mischievous smile.
Mika was stunned for a moment before she realized, "Isn't your left hand completely healed?"
"yes."
Nanfeng chuckled mischievously, "I only asked you why you weren't massaging your right hand, I didn't say my left hand wasn't healed yet."
"Hate!"
Meijia punched Nanfeng in annoyance.
Nanfeng calmed the annoyed Meijia down a bit, then turned to Zhanbo and said, "I think Meijia's judgment is fine, after all, this Atai..."
Nanfeng carefully considered his words. Since he couldn't be sure that Atai was definitely not a good person, he didn't want to be too harsh in his criticism.
"The things Atai says to Wanyu now always make me feel like he's a chimpanzee in heat, or a peacock with its tail feathers spread out, and it's even facing Wanyu with its butt."
"Anyway, based on what I've heard so far, I don't think he's a very decent person."
Seeing that even Nanfeng thought that Atai was not a decent person, Zhanbo became even more flustered.
"Then, what do we do?!"
Meijia corrected, "It's not about what we should do, it's about what you should do."
She continued to play with the oranges on the table, her head down: "Anyway, even if this Atai isn't a good person, he wouldn't directly attack Wanyu in broad daylight, in the open."
"But if he really does have any feelings for Wanyu... oh dear!"
Meijia let out a long, dramatic sigh, deliberately turning her head away from Zhanbo, whose face was etched with frustration, and said meaningfully.
Even if this Atai isn't a good person, at least on the surface he looks tall, strong, handsome, and sunny, and he's also Wanyu's junior high school classmate.
"If he intends to get close to Wanyu, and Wanyu can only know a person's face but not his heart..."
Meijia turned to look at Nanfeng: "Shouldn't we be using some idioms at a time like this?"
Nanfeng readily agreed, saying, "Inviting a wolf into the house is like inviting a ghost into the door."
"Raising a tiger is a recipe for disaster; we've spun our own cocoon and are now trapped."
"If only I had known this would happen, I would have regretted it!"
"Alright, you two, stop talking!"
Zhanbo said with great frustration, "My heart was already racing and I was so nervous."
"If you keep talking, my heart is going to jump out of my throat!"
"Oh, you're not allowed to say?"
Nanfeng and Meijia exchanged a glance, and Nanfeng slowly began to speak.
"Let's row our oars, and the little boat will push through the waves."
Mika continued: "The sea reflects a ferocious great white shark, surrounded by perverted wolves~~~!"
Nanfeng and Meijia exchanged a smile and gave each other a high five.
Zhanbo finally couldn't hold back anymore. He plopped down next to Nanfeng, scratching his head and exclaiming in despair, "Okay, I admit I'm anxious. I'm just afraid Wanyu will get hurt!"
"It's no big deal."
Nanfeng chuckled lightly and said nonchalantly, "If you're really worried about Wanyu, then sit next to her and keep her company."
"no."
Zhanbo immediately rejected the idea: "They're two junior high school classmates catching up, what am I supposed to do sitting there?"
Nanfeng: "Let's eat some sunflower seeds."
Mika: "Let's play some games."
Nanfeng: "Let me scroll through my phone."
Meijia: "Let's hear some gossip."
Nanfeng: "Let's watch TV."
Mika: "A little kiss on the lips!"
Nanfeng: "Get into the best bed~~~"
"what?"
Zhanbo turned his head in surprise to look at Nanfeng and Meijia.
Seeing this, Nanfeng decisively turned the tables: "It's all your fault, Meijia! You tricked me!"
"I?!!"
Mika's eyes widened in disbelief upon hearing this. She pointed at herself in astonishment, "I dragged you into this? This is so unfair!"
Nanfeng pretended not to hear Meijia's complaint and turned to Zhanbo: "Zhanbo, what do you say?"
"No, no."
Zhanbo shook his head again in rejection: "Wanyu will feel that I'm not giving her personal space."
"I've got an idea!"
Meijia's eyes suddenly lit up, and she clapped her hands: "We can call Wanyu and tell her our reasoning. That way, even if she doesn't believe us, she'll be on her guard."
"That's... not a good idea."
Zhanbo was still somewhat hesitant: "If this continues, Wanyu will soon become wary of me."
Meijia was so angry at Zhanbo's words that she almost had a stroke.
Her eyes widened, and she kept banging on the table: "Please, Zhanbo, what do you think Wanyu has to be wary of about you?"
"Last night, they made you a midnight snack and fed you fried rice with eggs. They also told you that your future together will definitely get better and better."
"You two have developed such a strong rapport, do you think she'll believe you or that junior high classmate she hasn't seen in almost ten years?"
Zhanbo was taken aback by this and asked loudly, "How do you know all this?"
"Forehead……"
Mika's eyes darted around, and her movements were unnatural: "Well..."
She stammered for a while, then nodded emphatically and said seriously, "Actually, this is what I dreamed about last night. Maybe it's a prophetic dream."
Zhanbo stared intently at Meijia with a blank expression. Even if he was naive, he couldn't possibly believe the nonsense Meijia was spouting.
"Mika, were you eavesdropping again last night?"
"Oh, that's not the point."
Mika waved her hand, forcefully skipping over the topic of her eavesdropping.
[So what if I eavesdropped? Eavesdropping is a tradition at Love Apartment!]
She slammed her hand on the table and said urgently, "Our focus right now is on Wanyu and Atai."
"We can't just stand by and watch someone as innocent as Wanyu fall into the trap of that scumbag Atai."
Meijia put her hands on Zhanbo and said righteously, "Zhanbo, don't always be like Teacher Zeng, dawdling and acting all coy."
"Show that same courage you had when you stood up for Wanyu last night, and once again unleash your inner power for Wanyu!"
"Believe me, you were incredibly handsome last night, absolutely stunning, 24k pure handsomeness!"
"real?"
Meijia's brainwashing was undoubtedly a significant encouragement to Zhanbo, who severely lacked self-confidence. He raised an eyebrow and tentatively asked, "Then I..."
"You should have rushed over and shoved Artest's head right down the toilet!"
Nanfeng suddenly got up cursing and called Zhanbo and Meijia to head towards 3601.
"That bastard Atai tried to force himself on Wanyu in broad daylight! He's a complete brainless beast!"
When faced with such undeniably scumbags, the well-mannered Nanfeng never hesitates to hurl her foul language.
"What?!"
Upon hearing Nanfeng's words, Mika immediately let out a gasp.
She originally thought that Atai was just a scumbag who was slightly worse than Ziqiao, but she didn't expect him to be a complete pervert!
As for Zhanbo...
The moment he heard what Nanfeng said, he jumped up and rushed to 3601 as if his life depended on it.
Nanfeng felt as if a flash of lightning had passed by the corner of his eye, followed by a gust of wind that almost made him lose his balance and fall to the ground.
"Holy crap!"
Nanfeng was taken aback by Zhanbo's incredible speed, and he couldn't help but exclaim, "That speed is amazing!"
Meijia got up and grabbed a rolling pin from the kitchen. As she practiced how to swing it to hit someone, she said to Nanfeng.
"This is the power of true love."
Here it comes!
I want to discuss something with everyone. Some members in the group said they want to create a fan title.
Everyone knows that Pigeon is terrible at naming things, otherwise the extras wouldn't be named Yao Yao, Qian Qian, Nini, Yan Yan, Liao Liao, and other similar reduplicated words.
Fan titles are limited to four characters and do not support special characters.
Everyone can think of some good fan titles. Some brothers in the group have already come up with a fan title called "Upstairs Little White," which corresponds to "Downstairs Little Black."
Let's see if anyone has any good fan titles. I'll decide on one based on everyone's comments and likes in early November.
Thanks thanks
(End of this chapter)
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