Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 586 Zhanbo's 0.5th Time

As expected, Yifei and Youyou's interactive drama "Death in Wall Street" lived up to expectations and fulfilled its mission...

It's a disaster.

While this interactive drama does indeed have profound economic implications, if you have enough patience to watch these grueling three hours, it's equivalent to understanding the subprime mortgage risks, stock market crashes, bank bad debts, and sluggish consumption triggered by the financial crisis.

The problem is that there aren't many people in the entire Love Apartment who are interested in economics.

And frankly, even if ordinary people understood the truth about the financial crisis, it wouldn't make much difference.

Even if you know how a financial crisis occurs, you can't change anything on your own. You can't expect everyone to sacrifice their own interests for the greater good and pour all their hard-earned money into the stock market to stimulate consumption.

Yifei's interactive drama can be said to be bad in a reasonable way, and it flopped silently.

As mentioned before, any work that boasts of being the most elegant, artistic, and profoundly educational is basically a terrible show.

Not only that, Yifei's interactive drama also caused a dispute between her and Zeng Xiaoxian, which led Xiaoxian to write a terrible interactive drama to disgust Yifei in order to prove that he was right.

Finally, unable to bear Zeng Xiaoxian's terrible show any longer, Yifei finally admitted that her point of view was wrong. Friends should speak the truth to each other, and only with criticism can there be progress.

However, Nanfeng felt that Teacher Zeng had no reason to create such a terrible drama. He not only disgusted Yifei, but also everyone else.

Those who were fortunate enough to watch Teacher Zeng's interactive drama "The Death of Optimus Prime" dreamed of Optimus Prime spraying water at them for three consecutive days, and couldn't eat for several days.

After being educated and trained by the Viagra trio and other bodyguards, Atai, who had harassed Wanyu, is said to have completely reformed and turned over a new leaf.

Now, he wouldn't even dare to molest a girl; he'd keep a distance of three meters from her at all.

Although no one knows to this day what methods the Viagra trio used to modify Atai, as Nanfeng said, the world has lost a pervert who likes to molest girls and gained a kind and good person.

Amitabha Buddha, this is truly immeasurable merit.

As for Zhanbo and Wanyu, their relationship clearly reached a new stage after the Atai incident.

Everyone felt that they were only separated from becoming a real couple by an indescribable veil.

The opportunity to break through this veil was Valentine's Day this year... at least that's what Zhanbo thought.

……

As Zhanbo waited with a mixture of anticipation and anxiety, the days dragged on.

For Zhanbo, this past month has felt like an eternity.

Logically speaking, February 7th is Lunar New Year's Eve, and everyone should be preparing to go home for the New Year in early February, just like last year.

However, for some reason, typhoons have been coming one after another this month, turning Shanghai into a place of darkness and gloom.

For safety reasons, everyone decided not to go home for the Lunar New Year; instead, they gathered together to celebrate New Year's Eve.

Then on New Year's Eve... a firecracker suddenly exploded and shattered the living room window. Everyone watched the Spring Festival Gala in the freezing wind of minus ten degrees Celsius, and everyone's faces were wet with tears.

The wind was so cold that their noses were running!

With the Lunar New Year over and the typhoon finally subsiding, Valentine's Day is just around the corner.

……

On a sunny morning, Zhanbo paced back and forth in the living room of 3601 with a pen in his hand, muttering to himself as he walked, looking thoughtful.

As he pondered, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, plopped down on the sofa, and began writing his love poems.

This love poem was Zhanbo's Valentine's Day gift to Wanyu. He even gave the poem a poignant title: "The Lonely Square 3".

Zhanbo had only written half of his love poem when the door of 3601 was slowly pushed open.

As Yifei walked in, she asked Zhanbo, "What are you doing?"

When Zhanbo saw his older sister return, he quickly stopped what he was doing.

He stammered nervously, "I...I'm writing a blog."

Yifei looked at Zhanbo in surprise: "You can write a blog on paper?"

Zhan Boqian laughed and said, "I'm just trying to save electricity."

Yifei looked around, and seeing that Wanyu wasn't there, she lowered her voice and asked, "Valentine's Day is coming soon. Do you have any battle plans?"

"What battle plan?"

Stop pretending.

Yifei rolled her eyes at Zhanbo, which scared him so much that he desperately protected his half of the love poem.

Unexpectedly, Yifei simply said, "Ever since you stood up for Wanyu and beat up Atai, even a fool could see that your relationship is getting better and better."

"Zhanbo, you've already dribbled into the penalty area, now all that's left is the final shot."

Yifei patted her chest and said confidently, "I have experience in pursuing girls. Valentine's Day is a great opportunity to give gifts and confess your feelings."

Zhanbo was stunned. He asked hesitantly, "You have experience pursuing girls?"

Yifei glared at Zhanbo with exasperation: "Mind your own business!"

"Besides, is that the point? The point is you and Wanyu!"

Yifei, who is still single, actually started to teach Zhanbo in a serious manner: "Zhanbo, you must do the right thing at the right time and in the right place in order to win big."

"The worst thing about this kind of thing is that you end up masturbating at the last minute, so let me tell you, you absolutely cannot send the wrong gift."

"Wrong gift?"

"yes."

Yifei mocked, "The guy upstairs has been chasing a girl for seven years, and he's about to win her over."

"He sent the wrong gift for Christmas, and that ended his chances immediately."

"Upstairs, Xiaobai?"

Zhanbo paused, then asked, "You mean Xiao Hei downstairs?"

Yifei sighed: "I told you to chat with your neighbors upstairs and downstairs more often, just to get to know them, but you just wouldn't listen."

"I'm not talking about the guy downstairs named Bai who's surnamed Hei, I'm talking about the guy upstairs named Hei who's surnamed Bai."

"what?"

Zhanbo was completely dumbfounded.

Seeing his confused look, Yifei waved her hand and said, "Never mind, I know your social skills anyway."

"Zhanbo, all you need to know right now is that you absolutely, positively cannot make the same mistake as Xiaobai and give the wrong gift."

Zhanbo nodded, then asked, "What did he give you?"

After talking about the gift Xiaobai gave her, Yifei was speechless: "That idiot didn't give anything, but he actually wrote a poem for that girl. Don't you think he's a brain-dead kid?"

Upon hearing this, Zhanbo was struck dumb. He looked down at the love poem he had written and felt his scalp begin to tingle.

When Zhanbo looked up, it was as if the four golden characters "brain-damaged child" were falling on his head.

What's wrong with writing love poems? I've always thought writing love poems is romantic.

The exhibition was a mere formality, completely ignoring the development of the times and the progress of society.

Writing a love poem was indeed quite romantic a decade or so ago, but now... even elementary school students don't do that anymore.

Yifei didn't notice anything unusual about Zhanbo at all, and was still mocking him: "Writing poetry is one thing, but what he wrote was utter nonsense, long and tedious."

"When the girl looked at it, the female hormones she had worked so hard to stimulate... instantly turned into cholesterol."

Upon hearing this, Zhanbo quickly turned his back to Yifei, intending to put away the love poem he had only written halfway.

"Zhanbo, I'm talking to you about something serious! What are you doing right now?"

"I……"

Afraid of being ridiculed by his older sister, Zhanbo quickly folded his love poem into a paper airplane.

"I'm here, I'm folding paper airplanes."

"Huh?"

Yifei suddenly felt playful, as if recalling the joy of playing with paper airplanes in her childhood.

"Paper airplanes, huh? I haven't played with them in ages."

"Come, come, I'll fly for you."

As she spoke, she snatched the paper airplane from Zhanbo's hand, walked a few steps to the balcony, and launched the paper airplane into the air with great force.

Zhanbo stared in shock, his eyes wide open. He didn't even have time to stop Yifei.

"Don't!"

Zhanbo pouted, looking sadly at his first... no, his 0.5th love poem, which had simply vanished into thin air. Its whereabouts unknown.

After playing with the paper airplane, Yifei clapped her hands with a smile. She turned around and looked at Zhanbo, who looked distressed, and asked with great surprise, "What's wrong with you now?"

"No, I'm fine."

Zhanbo had a bitter face, but he still forced a smile as he spoke.

Yifei could tell that something was wrong with her younger brother, but she was too lazy to investigate at this point.

She leaned closer to Zhanbo and continued, "Enough with the nonsense, have you decided what gift to give Wanyu yet?"

Zhanbo shook his head sadly.

It used to be there, but now it's flown away.

My love poems, my sincere feelings!

When Yifei saw Zhanbo looking so miserable, she thought he was starting to feel inferior again because of the gap between himself and Wanyu.

She sighed, patted Zhanbo on the shoulder, and said, "Brother, you should seize the opportunity while Wanyu's affection for you is at its peak."

"This Valentine's Day is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity; if you miss it, there may not be another chance."

Zhanbo paused for a moment after hearing this, then asked, "Sis, what do you think I should give Wanyu?"

"You've come to the right person."

Yifei said confidently, "Don't worry, leave this to me. I'll subtly ask Wanyu what gift she wants."

"you?!!"

Zhanbo stared wide-eyed in horror. Given his older sister's straightforward and blunt personality, her indirect questioning might be less effective than asking her directly.

He quickly said, "Sis, you just need to keep me in check. I have better people for this kind of small thing."

"A better candidate?"

Yifei raised an eyebrow: "Who is it?"

……

"Me?"

3604, Yu Mo pointed to herself in surprise: "You asked me to subtly ask Wan Yu what kind of gift she wants for Valentine's Day?"

Zhanbo nodded repeatedly: "Sister Yumo, this matter is really important to me, you won't refuse to help me, will you?"

"My son Zhanbo finally decided to take action, how could I not help?"

Yu Mo gave an OK sign and said confidently, "No problem, I will definitely live up to your expectations."

Zhanbo immediately beamed with joy: "That's great, Sister Yumo! I'll be waiting for your good news."

"By the way, I'll go ask Wanyu where she is now."

As he spoke, he left 3604 with a cheerful smile.

Seeing that there was no one else in room 3604, Yifei tugged at Yumo's arm and whispered, "You were just talking about Zhanbo and Wanyu, what about you?"

Do you have any plans for Valentine's Day?

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)