Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 605 A Room Full of Roses, The Buddha's Palm

Yu Mo and Zi Qiao argued back and forth throughout the entire exchange. These two experts, who were quite insightful in matters of the heart, did not share the same views, but rather expressed completely different opinions.

This isn't them arguing; it's just that they have very different views on love.

Yu Mo longs for a stable and long-lasting romantic relationship as soon as possible. Her specialty is finding the right person, then developing a strategy based on their unique personality, and finally going all in when the time is right.

Ziqiao still believes in short-lived, fast-food-style relationships. He doesn't have enough time to understand each girl's unique personality, so he can only start by focusing on their commonalities.

And always remember to hide yourself during the process of picking up girls, so that you can be both offensive and defensive.

Regardless of who is right or wrong in their views on love and their battle strategies, Yu Mo's ideas are indeed more suitable for Zhan Bo and Wan Yu.

However, Yu Mo's problem is that she is a person with very high emotional intelligence. Her combat strategy is to counter each move and adapt to the situation while mastering the core principles.

To give an example, it's like Yu Mo explained the principles of calculus to you, and then called you to take the advanced mathematics final exam.

formula?

You know the principle, so how can you not deduce the formula when you see the question?

Zi Qiao, who also has high emotional intelligence, has always been a good teacher in this regard. Whether it was the previous "Xian Nan Makeover" or the senior brother's blind date, or now teaching Zhan Bo to confess to Wan Yu, he has been teaching the other party how to do it step by step.

Ziqiao knew that Zhanbo was emotionally clueless, a complete novice, so although the method he gave was rudimentary, it was easy for Zhanbo to understand and implement.

Most importantly, even if Zhanbo fails, he still has the opportunity to make amends and start over.

So now, one of them thinks the other's views are wrong, that they are just blindly applying them; the other thinks the other is too idealistic and romantic, with no practical application whatsoever.

If the two of them were arguing to this extent normally, even if they were not convinced, they would most likely compromise and let it go for the time being.

At worst, we can have another discussion after we've calmed down.

Today is the important moment for Zhanbo to confess his feelings to Wanyu. They both feel that the other is misleading young people, so naturally neither of them is willing to back down and they have to argue until one of them wins.

This is no longer just about saving face and upholding correct beliefs; more importantly, it's about Zhanbo's lifelong happiness.

All I can say is that the two of them really dote on Zhanbo.

However, Ziqiao and Yumo are arguing fiercely, and Zhanbo is also feeling bad.

Before his battle plan even began, his two most capable strategists were already arguing heatedly, and he, as their lord, had no opinion of his own.

Zhanbo had just finished listening to Ziqiao's words and found them very reasonable, and then he listened to Yumo's words and also felt that he had benefited a lot.

Then he summarized the two people's viewpoints together.

Hey, what do you think?

completely opposite.

Zhanbo wasn't good at these things, but his learning ability was exceptionally strong.

Thus, he mixed together and absorbed the two completely different viewpoints and opinions of Ziqiao and Yumo.

At this moment, Zhanbo couldn't help but ask: Who exactly said that matters of the heart are simpler than mathematics?

Mathematics has formulas and theorems; one is one, and two is two. But when it comes to emotions, it's surprising that two completely different perspectives can be presented, each seemingly making its own sense.

This leaves him wondering which formula to use to solve the problem!

The genius Zhanbo was now completely thrown into chaos.

With his mind nearly blank, Zhanbo could only look at Yifei with pleading eyes: "Whom should I listen to now?"

"Forehead……"

Yifei, who had been watching the whole thing, pondered for a moment: "Since they both have their own reasons, neither of them can convince the other."

"Then Zhanbo, why don't you... listen to me?"

"ah?!!"

Zhanbo was immediately terrified, his face turning deathly pale.

Listening to your older sister about matters of the heart is tantamount to courting disaster!

None of the couples she tried to matchmake ended up together!

Zhanbo swallowed nervously. He was about to say that it was no trouble for her to worry about such things when Yifei walked over excitedly.

She clapped her hands excitedly and said to herself, "Actually, I have a lot of experience in pursuing girls. Zhanbo, listen to me, we should start with a romantic candlelight dinner..."

"No candlelight dinner!!!"

The crowd shouted in unison.

They just couldn't understand why Yifei was so obsessed with candlelight dinners.

After all these years, don't you have any new tricks up your sleeve?

Yu Mo dared not argue anymore. She quickly said to Yi Fei, "Be good, listen to me. Just stay here and watch the battle quietly today. Come out and celebrate after Zhan Bo successfully confesses his feelings."

Zhanbo nodded vigorously, afraid that his older sister would insist on doing things her own way.

If she goes crazy, even Youyou can only rank second.

Yu Mo was afraid that Yi Fei might have a moment of weakness and become stubborn, so she quickly got up, put her arm around Yi Fei's shoulder, and said, "Yi Fei, I know you want to help Zhan Bo."

"But the biggest help your record can give Zhanbo right now is to not help him."

Yifei pouted upon hearing this.

At this moment, Curry Sauce chimed in, "Sister Yifei, you absolutely mustn't challenge your matchmaking law with Zhanbo's life-long happiness!"

"that is."

Xiao Xian nervously stepped forward: "Yi Fei, the only ideas you can come up with are all sorts of candlelight dinners and the outdated version of the Three Waves Mantra from decades ago."

"You already had Zhanbo try these two things when Wanyu first moved in. If you don't have any better ideas, you might as well just stay here with us."

"cut."

Yifei pouted in dissatisfaction, but did not continue to insist on her own way.

Although I am a staunch materialist and have never believed in the matchmaker's law, I am always prepared for the worst. This is Zhanbo's life-long event, and there is no room for error.

She looked up at Ziqiao and Yumo: "Since you won't let Zhanbo listen to me, you should at least tell me whose side he should listen to first, right?"

Listen to him/her.

Yu Mo and Zi Qiao said in unison.

Yifei's sudden offer of advice startled them so much that they lost all desire to argue. Most importantly, they both realized what was happening.

No matter how bad the other person's skill level is, it's still better than letting Yifei play.

Ziqiao and Yumo pushed each other back and forth, but in the end, Ziqiao was put in charge of teaching Zhanbo.

Just as Ziqiao was imparting all his knowledge to Zhanbo, Meijia pushed open the door and skipped in.

"Oh, I've been looking for you for so long! So you've all been here."

Mika greeted everyone with a beaming smile, as if missing out on the coat was already a thing of the past for her.

"Anyone free? Come help me move some flowers!"

Ziqiao was immediately startled: "Class beauty? Where did this class beauty come from? I like the class beauty the most!"

He said this and then ran impatiently towards the door, which surprised Meijia.

When did this guy become so enthusiastic about work?

Seeing this, Yifei scoffed disdainfully, "Look at how impatient this guy is, isn't he worried about running into the prettiest girl in Spring Flower Kindergarten?"

After hearing Yifei's words, Meijia finally understood why Ziqiao was so excited.

"Oh dear, I meant to move the flowers, the roses."

"Move roses?"

The group exchanged glances, their faces filled with confusion and curiosity.

……

Fifteen minutes later, everyone worked together to move all two thousand roses into room 3602.

Beautiful feeling

He exclaimed, "It's truly magnificent!"

"Yes, how could it not be spectacular with thousands of roses?"

Yu Mo pointed to Zeng Xiaoxian, who was lying half-dead on the sofa, and covered her mouth to chuckle, "Meijia, look, Teacher Zeng almost made a heroic sacrifice for your roses."

Meijia shrugged and bluntly stated the truth: "With Teacher Zeng's stamina, he would have heroically sacrificed himself even if he just went downstairs to pick up takeout."

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes expressionlessly.

Curry Sauce couldn't help but ask, "Sister Meijia, what are you planning to do?"

"Good question."

Meijia immediately beamed and declared to everyone, "This is my newly discovered path to wealth!"

"cut."

Ziqiao snorted: "I've never seen anyone get rich from being a lovesick fool."

Meijia replied with a smile, "I don't know if being a fangirl can make you rich, but you, a lazy young master, will definitely never escape poverty."

Ignoring the furious Zi Qiao, she continued to explain her Valentine's Day business plan to everyone.

"I'm going to sell all these flowers this Valentine's Day."

"I bought them for two yuan each, and I need to sell them for at least twenty yuan tonight."

"I have two thousand roses here, so when I calculate it..."

"One times seven equals seven, two times seven equals forty-eight, March 8th is International Women's Day, May 1st is Labor Day..."

Before Meijia could even finish reciting her multiplication tables, Yifei couldn't help but exclaim, "Four thousand to forty thousand, that's an outrageous profit!"

Xiaoxian, lying on the sofa, weakly criticized, "This is the ugly face of capitalists."

Kind-hearted Zhanbo asked with concern, "Meijia, are you really going to buy flowers tonight?"

"It's tough."

"Hard work leads to wealth."

Meijia's face lit up with joy at the thought of earning 40,000 yuan tonight: "I've already found a perfect street stall; these flowers are sure to be snapped up in no time."

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao raised an eyebrow and said in a rather unromantic way, "You're dreaming. If you can't sell a single one, I'd like to see if you'll still be laughing."

"How is that possible?"

Meijia confidently stated, "Every man who falls in love will buy a rose on Valentine's Day; it's a market demand."

"This isn't a real market, it's a club of suckers!"

Ziqiao, acting as a messenger of justice, strongly denounces this extravagant trend: "A flower that usually costs two yuan costs twenty; a meal that costs two hundred yuan costs two thousand."

"It looks like a good deal, but it's all just fluff. That's how bubble economy and sycophant economy come about."

After listening to Ziqiao's words, Meijia blinked her big, bright eyes at him and said sweetly, "Ziqiao, I didn't know you had such a good eye for business."

"You flatter me."

Ziqiao shamelessly boasted, "Actually, I've always been a scholar with unique insights into the real economy."

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

Meijia said indignantly to Ziqiao, who kept pouring cold water on her, "If you have such a good eye for economics, how come you're still so poor?"

"I think you're just jealous. Jealous that I have a talent for making money and a unique vision that you don't!"

"Me? Jealous of you?"

"I'm just worried you'll lose money, my dear aunt!"

Ziqiao said, half sincerely and half sarcastically, "Meijia, I advise you to return all these flowers. What if they don't sell after midnight?"

With her arms crossed, Meijia confidently declared, "Don't worry about me, I'll definitely sell them all before midnight, giving you, you lousy scholar, a resounding slap in the face!"

"You want to challenge me too?"

Ziqiao, who was already seething with anger at Yu Mo, immediately said, "What's that saying again?"

"Those who don't listen to their elders... die right in front of me!"

Meijia retorted without backing down, "Want to bet? How about we bet a million?"

"Oh dear, I forgot you, an economist, are a penniless pauper!"

Ziqiao immediately gave Meijia a thumbs-up in exasperation: "Very good."

"Since you're so stubborn, Chen Meijia, then let's go for something bigger."

"Today we'll make the ultimate bet in the martial arts world: the Buddha's Palm!"

"The Buddha's Palm?"

Meijia was stunned, not expecting Ziqiao to gamble so big this time.

"The Buddha's Palm?"

The remaining people looked up at the sky in confusion.