Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 608 Wanyu: You...you're almost making me fall in love with you.

3601, Zhanbo clutched his clothes tightly at his chest, pacing back and forth nervously.

Although everyone said it was just a mock exam, he was still so nervous that his heart was racing and his blood was pumping.

Zhanbo felt that his ears were red, his breathing was heavy, he was dizzy, his thoughts were confused, and he was even walking unsteadily.

This physiological phenomenon, besides being caused by his anxiety, nervousness, and uncontrollable excitement, also seemed to indicate that he was somewhat drunk.

Damn it, Ziqiao's bottle of wine seems to have a really high alcohol content.

Just as Zhanbo was taking a deep breath and couldn't help but let his mind wander, Wanyu, as expected, came out of the bedroom to prepare for lunch.

"Zhanbo, is there lunch at home?"

Zhanbo, who had been waiting for a long time, nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes."

"Wow, I see it! A whole table full of food!"

Wan Yu excitedly arrived at the dining table, but upon closer inspection, the smile on her face suddenly turned strange.

"Braised tofu, stuffed tofu, home-style tofu, Mapo tofu, preserved egg tofu, crispy tofu, loach stewed tofu, steamed tofu with shrimp paste, spicy pickled vegetable tofu, shrimp, tomato and tofu soup, minced meat, eggplant and tofu casserole..."

Wanyu looked up in confusion, glancing curiously at Zhanbo: "The lunch today was quite plentiful, but why is there tofu in every dish?"

"Forehead……"

Zhanbo chuckled dryly, his eyes darting around, and said, "Yeah, why is there tofu in every dish?"

……

"Yeah, why is there tofu in every dish?"

3602, Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian and asked, "Chef Zeng, what's going on?"

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned at everyone's gaze and said, "It's only just after the New Year, and the prices at the market haven't come down yet."

"Tofu is the cheapest option right now, what else can I buy if I don't buy more tofu?"

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao complained, "You can't put on a tofu feast for these two, can you? Wanyu might think Zhanbo is hinting at something to her."

"What are you implying to her?"

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow and smiled rather flirtatiously: "Of course, it's an implication that [you've taken advantage of me now, so it'll be my turn to take advantage of you later]."

"Get out of here!"

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at him: "Do you think Wanyu is like you, with her mind filled with all this nonsense all day long?"

"Keep your voice down."

Nanfeng turned around and glared at the two of them: "Do you still want to listen to their conversation?"

Seeing this, Ziqiao and Xiaoxian quickly shut up.

……

3601. When Wanyu saw that Zhanbo couldn't answer her question, she didn't continue asking.

After all, such a lavish spread of food didn't seem like something Zhanbo could have made himself.

She looked up and around, then asked curiously after a moment, "Where are Feifei and Teacher Zeng? Is it just the two of us eating all this food?"

Zhanbo said in a panic, "They, they... they had something come up and went out. My sister told us to eat first and not to worry about her and Teacher Zeng."

"Yeah?"

Although Wan Yu was a little puzzled, she didn't think too much about it: "Alright then, but there are too many dishes for the two of us to finish. I'll go and call Nan Feng and Yu Mo so that everyone can come and eat together."

"No need."

Zhanbo hiccuped: "Nanfeng and the others went out too, so it's just the two of us having lunch at the apartment today."

"What a coincidence!"

Wanyu glanced at Zhanbo and exclaimed softly, "Zhanbo, your face is so red."

"Is that so?"

Zhanbo chuckled dryly, "I think it's probably because of the hot weather."

Even without Wanyu saying anything, he could feel his cheeks burning hot.

His nervousness accelerated his metabolism, which in turn accelerated the absorption of alcohol. Zhanbo felt his whole body burning up and wished he could take off all his clothes.

"Is it too hot?"

Wan Yu turned her head and glanced at the balcony; the howling wind made her feel a little cold.

She asked with concern, "Zhanbo, are you running a fever?"

"Let me take a look."

Wan Yu leaned forward and reached out to check Zhan Bo's temperature, but the silly boy who only knew how to apply formulas avoided her.

"No need, I'm fine."

Nervous and slightly tipsy, Zhanbo just wanted to sit down and have dinner with Wanyu as soon as possible, and then begin this agonizing yet anticipated mock exam.

"Wanyu, stop worrying about this. Let's eat first."

"oh."

Wan Yu responded with a sullen voice, looking rather unhappy.

……

3602, Xiaoxian, Ziqiao and Nanfeng immediately sighed deeply.

"This is a classic case of blindly copying!"

Xiao Xian said with great distress, "It's a shame that Zhanbo is a genius. Even if he can't adapt to changing circumstances, he should have watched TV dramas, right?"

"Doesn't this guy know that physical contact between men and women when they're sick and have a fever can easily lead to attraction?"

Ziqiao also looked at him with disappointment: "If it were me, I would definitely have to pretend to be sick to get some comfort."

"that is."

Nanfeng sighed, "It's one thing to blindly follow instructions and refuse physical contact, but he even told Wanyu not to worry about it. He's really... a gifted individual."

"It's okay, it's okay."

Yifei clenched her fists, forcing a smile: "As long as the general direction is correct, there will be no problem, absolutely, absolutely no problem..."

"Nanfeng, what are you standing there for? Quickly listen to what happens next!"

Out of control, Yifei let out a lion's roar.

……

3601, Wan Yu, who was told by Zhan Bo that she was worrying for nothing, sat down sullenly to prepare to eat. Her behavior made Zhan Bo feel at a loss again.

Because the first step Ziqiao taught him was to act like a gentleman, gently and elegantly pulling out a chair before inviting Wanyu to sit down.

Now that Wanyu is sitting in the chair, what should he do next?

No program has an error from the very beginning of its startup!

So Zhanbo quickly said, "Wanyu."

"what?"

He asked hesitantly, "Could you get up for a moment?"

Wan Yu looked confused upon hearing this: "Why?"

"Because, because..."

Zhanbo patted the chair next to him and said with a stiff and honest fake smile, "Because I think this chair matches your outfit better today."

"Yeah?"

Wanyu glanced at the chair next to Zhanbo, then turned to examine the chair she was sitting in.

Aren't these two chairs exactly the same?

Although Wan Yu didn't understand what Zhan Bo wanted to do, and was even a little angry with him, she still obediently got up and stood up.

Seeing this, Zhanbo quickly pulled out the chair next to him and made a very gentlemanly and elegant... orchid finger gesture towards Wanyu.

Overwhelmed with excitement, Zhanbo's voice even became a few decibels: "Wanyu, please have a seat."

"Forehead……"

Wan Yu stared intently at Zhan Bo's uniquely elegant orchid-like fingers, her expression a complex mix of emotions.

"Zhanbo, what's wrong with you...?"

"Please sit down."

Zhanbo said again.

Wan Yu sighed, walked over, and sat down decisively.

Snapped.

It was quite a coincidence that the chair broke down the moment Wanyu sat down, of all times.

The two right chair legs snapped off with a crash, and Wan Yu, caught off guard, lost her balance and fell sideways to the ground.

Wan Yu felt her head buzzing, and she couldn't immediately react to what had happened.

"Wanyu!"

Upon seeing this, Zhanbo rushed forward to help Wanyu up. Seeing Wanyu's bewildered expression, his heart immediately panicked.

At this moment, he suddenly remembered what Sister Yu Mo and Zi Qiao had said during their debate.

Nowadays, girls like witty and humorous boys, especially when they're troubled; a witty remark can make them feel much better.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Thinking of this, Zhanbo grinned at Wanyu.

Wan Yu was completely dumbfounded. She stared blankly at Zhan Bo, her eyes filled with surprise and confusion.

No, is falling off a chair really that funny?

By the way, I was sitting perfectly fine, but Zhanbo insisted on making me sit in this chair.

So... this isn't just a prank, is it?

Just as Wanyu was thinking this, Zhanbo suddenly said something very "witty and humorous".

"Wanyu, I've been telling you that you've gained weight recently."

"Look, you even broke the chair by sitting on it."

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Wan Yu glared at him in fury.

I fell down, and you still have to say I'm fat!

[Lu Zhanbo, you've gone too far!!]

【(╯▔ Pan▔)╯! ! ! 】

When Zhanbo saw that Wanyu's cheeks were puffed up with anger, his laughter gradually stopped.

He timidly glanced at the furious Wan Yu and cautiously asked, "Wasn't I... witty and humorous enough just now?"

[Humorous?!]

[Oh, so this was your prank after all!]

Wan Yu smiled, her eyes crinkling. She gritted her teeth and said, enunciating each word clearly, "Humorous, truly incredibly humorous! Your humor is almost making me fall in love with you!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

She angrily shook off Zhan Bo's hand that was supporting her, got up and returned to her original seat, picking up her chopsticks and slamming them against the table.

With a flushed face and a hint of drunkenness, Zhanbo froze instantly when he heard Wanyu say that she was about to fall in love with him.

He didn't even think about Wanyu's actions, demeanor, or expression; his mind was filled with the thought that Wanyu was about to fall in love with him.

Zhanbo felt even more drunk now, his whole body was floating and he couldn't feel any ground beneath his feet.

Zhanbo smugly muttered to himself, "I didn't expect Sister Yumo's trick to be so effective. Girls really do like witty and humorous guys."

……

"ah!!!"

3602, everyone clutched their heads in anguish, screaming and yelling in despair.

In an instant, their desperate wails echoed throughout the living room.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)