Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 644 Choosing a Sleeping Partner

Yifei, Zhanbo, and Wanyu were stunned by Zeng Xiaoxian's words. They realized that redecorating in real life was not like a game where you could simply click a few buttons and spend some coins to buy furniture and background walls to instantly transform the entire suite.

Although the renovation wouldn't cost them money, it would still take time, not to mention that, judging from Wanyu's words, her parents were planning to completely renovate the entire 3601 apartment.

This means they not only have to move all their belongings out of their bedrooms, but also have to solve the accommodation problem for the four of them for quite some time.

Logically speaking, there are only twelve tenants on the sixth floor. Even if 3601 is renovated, the remaining three suites should be just enough for them to live in.

However, Nanfeng had already converted the two rooms in room 3603 into a dubbing studio and a large musical instrument storage room. There wasn't even a bed in there, let alone room for them to put their clothes, shoes, socks, and other daily necessities.

So now the only habitable places on the sixth floor are room 3603 and an empty bedroom 3604, which Yu Mo and You You are temporarily using as a storage room.

"Four people in only two empty rooms, that does seem a bit troublesome..."

Zhanbo suggested, "How about we split up and go stay with Xiao Hei for a while?"

Nanfeng shook his head: "Xiao Hei's situation is similar to mine. Apart from his own bedroom, the other three rooms are also uninhabitable."

He paused, then chuckled and said, "Besides, if you move in with Xiao Hei, aren't you afraid he'll come up with a bunch of weird, high-tech gadgets every now and then, and then use you as guinea pigs?"

Upon hearing this, the four people in 3601 shuddered. Just thinking about what Nanfeng said made their hair stand on end and goosebumps fall all over their skin.

However, if they couldn't find a place to stay in Xiao Hei's suite, they couldn't think of a better place to go for the time being.

Actually, there are still two empty rooms downstairs where Sadako lives, but Sadako's roommate doesn't get along with everyone, and according to Sadako, she's a rather petty person.

If they stay in Sadako's suite for three to five days, that's fine. But if they plan to stay downstairs for a month or two, Sadako's roommates will definitely have objections... unless they are willing to share the rent and utilities.

While the request to share rent and utilities is quite reasonable, don't forget that even if 3601 is being renovated, they will still have to pay rent.

If the four of them are willing to pay the extra money, why don't they just find an empty suite to stay in for a while?

Anyway, Zhanbo and Wanyu are a couple now, so renting a whole suite in their name would be half price and all utilities would be free. It would be more cost-effective than splitting the rent and utilities with Zhenzi.

"In that case, the situation is quite clear."

As the person in charge and head of 3601, Yifei said without hesitation, "There are four of us, but there are only two empty rooms left on the sixth floor, which means we have to squeeze in."

"As the eldest sister, I'll set an example by not arguing with you. I'm going to sleep with Yu Mo."

She turned to look at Yu Mo: "Yu Mo, are you alright?"

Yu Mo was taken aback. Her first thought was that if Yi Fei was going to move in with her, how would she still be able to secretly date Nan Feng?

However, Yifei is my good friend, and I have no reason to refuse her.

She smiled and gave an OK sign: "No problem."

"very good."

Yifei nodded in satisfaction and continued, "Wanyu is a girl, and she has a lot of stuff in her room. Her parents also paid for the renovations, so you all agree that Wanyu should have her own room, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, agreeing with Yifei's arrangement.

As Wanyu's boyfriend, Zhanbo was even less likely to object to his girlfriend having a room to herself.

"If that's the case, the rest is easy."

Yifei looked at Xiaoxian and Zhanbo: "If the two of you squeeze into one room, then everything will be solved."

"How can that be?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhanbo shouted at the same time.

Seeing this, Yifei asked in surprise, "Why can't two grown men squeeze into one room?"

"No!"

Without hesitation, Zeng Xiaoxian said, "I have mysophobia and can't accept someone sharing a bedroom with me, let alone sleeping in the same bed."

Zhanbo muttered with a pained expression, "Sis, you know I'm a light sleeper. If someone wakes me up in the middle of the night, I can't fall back asleep."

"Teacher Zeng comes back after finishing his live broadcasts in the middle of the night five days a week, and he snores really loudly. If I lived in the same room as him, I would definitely break down."

"What should we do then?"

Yifei never expected that even though she had arranged everything so reasonably, someone would still object: "Since none of you want to live with each other, why don't you choose one of you to sleep on the sofa?"

"No!"

Zhanbo and Zeng Xiaoxian shouted in unison again.

Sleeping on the sofa for three or five days is bearable, but sleeping on it for ten days or half a month will make your bones fall apart, not to mention that they are now staying for a minimum of one month.

"Zhanbo, why don't you go and squeeze in with the other guys?"

Xiao Xian looked at Zhan Bo, trying to move him with brotherly affection: "Let's put everything else aside for now, just tell me, how have I, Xian-ge, treated you?"

"It's just okay, very average!"

Zhanbo said honestly, "Teacher Zeng, you always take advantage of my wisdom when you write reports. I ask you to treat me to a meal, and you always say you'll do it next time."

"Teacher Zeng, you're so shameless, it's really hard for me to remember your kindness."

"Well... who said I cheated?"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's face immediately turned awkward: "I was just saving it up for you, so I could treat you to a big one at the end."

Upon hearing this, Zhanbo smiled expressionlessly at Xiaoxian.

He's naive, not stupid; how could he possibly believe Teacher Zeng's nonsense?

Seeing that appealing to emotions wouldn't work on Zhanbo, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately decided to reason with him and try to play the victim.

He patted Zhanbo on the shoulder: "Zhanbo, let's talk this out."

"You're a light sleeper, so you can squeeze in with someone who doesn't make much noise while sleeping, but I'm a germaphobe, a psychological germaphobe!"

"Don't even mention you or anyone else in the apartment, even if it were my own father, I would never sleep in the same room with him."

Upon hearing this, Zhanbo nodded thoughtfully: "Teacher Zeng, what you said does seem to make sense..."

Just as Xiaoxian was about to persuade Zhanbo, Curry Sauce suddenly asked a question out of the blue.

"Teacher Zeng, what will you do after you get married?"

"Every night, I put a disposable sheet on the bed, and after I'm done exercising, I kick my wife out, throw the sheet down, and go straight to sleep?"

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Upon hearing Curry Sauce's outrageous words, everyone burst into laughter again, with Yifei even mimicking Zeng Xiaoxian throwing a bed sheet with glee.

"Whoosh... slap!"

Yifei clutched her stomach and laughed heartily: "Zeng Xiaoxian, after hearing what Curry Sauce said, I feel like your future wife is more like your... fitness tool..."

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Seeing Yifei smiling so happily, everyone's expressions suddenly became somewhat strange.

I really hope that one day they won't use Yifei's current words to make fun of her.

"Hello!"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked, displeased, "Have you guys laughed enough?"

"You've laughed enough, you've laughed enough."

Although everyone said they had laughed enough, they all had a smirk on their faces, looking like they wanted to laugh but were too embarrassed to laugh out loud.

Zhanbo smiled with pursed lips, then suddenly seemed to remember something and froze.

"Wait a minute, Ms. Zeng, didn't you sleep in the same room as Laura before?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked embarrassed upon hearing this.

"Oh……"

Zhanbo suddenly realized, and in his naive and clueless state, he directly attacked Zeng Xiaoxian's weakness: "So even your own father can't sleep in the same room as you, but Laura can, right?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Zhanbo's words were like a stone thrown into a calm lake, causing a huge uproar. Everyone who was trying to hold back their laughter could no longer contain themselves, and their laughter erupted like a tidal wave crashing against the shore.

Ziqiao chuckled and joked, "Yeah, Teacher Zeng, it doesn't make sense that Laura can sleep in the same room as you, but we can't, right?"

"You, you, what do you know!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, feeling both embarrassed and guilty, raised his head, stammering, "Lola... when she came back, I had a relapse, you can't expect a patient with self-destructive tendencies to be a germaphobe, can you?"

Yu Mo asked, "You two dated for eight years, didn't you ever sleep in the same room?"

Xiao Xian's face darkened, and he said through gritted teeth, "My OCD only became this severe after I broke up with her!!!"

Upon hearing this, everyone's smiles vanished instantly.

Xiao Xian roared in a low voice, filled with grief and indignation, "Are you all happy now? Are you all satisfied now?"

"Forehead……"

Everyone looked at each other, then lowered their heads in embarrassment.

"so……"

Just moments ago, Zeng Xiaoxian's face was filled with grief and indignation, but in an instant, he put on a fawning, obsequious smile: "So now I can have that last empty room all to myself, right?"

"cut."

The crowd murmured their disdain.

"What are you doing?!"

Xiaoxian's eyes widened: "Even in all my circumstances, can't I still have an empty room of my own?"

"Okay, okay, here you go!"

Before Zhanbo could say anything more, Yifei made the decision: "Then it's settled. After the renovation starts, Wanyu will move to room 3604 with me, and Zeng Xiaoxian, you will stay in room 3603."

"Zhanbo, you..."

Yifei turned to Zhanbo and said, "Zhanbo, why don't you just find one of the remaining boys and squeeze in?"

"Among the remaining boys..."

Zhanbo subconsciously looked towards the south wind.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Nanfeng smiled and crossed her eyes: "Teacher Zeng has mysophobia, but don't I? Anyway, I would never accept a man lying in my bed."

"Besides, my bedroom is very soundproof. If we slept together, we could probably hear each other's stomachs moving. Zhanbo, are you sure you want to try it?"

Zhanbo shivered and immediately shook his head vigorously.

Before Zhanbo could even consider his own situation, Zhang Wei spoke up first: "I don't mind sleeping with a man, but Zhanbo, you know I sometimes sleepwalk."

"If you don't mind..."

"mind!"

Having witnessed Zhang Wei's sleepwalking behavior before, Zhanbo nodded emphatically, terrified: "I mind very much!"

Although Zhang Wei doesn't sleepwalk very often, Zhanbo is unwilling to take the risk.

After all, no one knows what a sleepwalker might do. What if His Majesty Zhang Wei thinks he's an assassin and tries to kill him with a knife?

"Another one has been eliminated."

Nanfeng smiled and said, "It seems that Zhanbo's final choice for sleeping with someone is already quite obvious."

Everyone nodded thoughtfully, then looked at Ziqiao, who was leaning back on the sofa, seemingly oblivious.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)