Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 654 Guan Gu: The Damaged Ship Still Has 3 Nails
Chapter 654 Guan Gu: A Broken Ship Still Has Three Thousand Nails
Youyou got up very early today, which is quite rare for her.
She pushed open the door to her bedroom and stretched comfortably.
"I slept really well last night, and I feel much better today."
She stretched her body and came to the living room, looking at the bright spring sunshine outside the balcony, a radiant smile on her face.
A happy day begins with this beautiful morning!
Awesome!
Youyou was laughing happily when she turned her head slightly and saw Nanfeng being thrown out of the bedroom by Yumo with a pillow.
"Get out! Get out of here right now!"
Yu Mo blushed and spat at Nan Feng: "Get the hell out of here! I'm annoyed just looking at you!"
Nanfeng said awkwardly, "Yu Mo, don't be angry. It's just a normal physiological reaction."
"Pah! I don't believe your nonsense!"
As Yu Mo spoke, she threw the pillow at Nan Feng again, and asked angrily, "Other physiological reactions are one thing, but your restless hands are also a physiological reaction?"
Nanfeng gave an awkward smile: "It was just a subconscious reaction..."
"Get lost!"
Before Nanfeng could say anything more, Yumo slammed the bedroom door shut.
Nanfeng sighed helplessly, turned around, and bumped into Youyou, who was staring in disbelief.
"long……"
Nanfeng gave Youyou an awkward smile.
He knew, of course, that Youyou was awake and was right outside the living room.
The problem is that he was kicked out by Yu Mo, and even if he told Yu Mo that Youyou was outside, it wouldn't change anything.
Sigh, I can only blame myself for things turning out this way.
Touching and pinching is one thing, but daring to put his hand inside her clothes...
cough cough cough.
Even though Nanfeng's skin was as thick as a city wall, he couldn't help but blush when he thought of these things.
He wanted to explain to Youyou, but he didn't know what to explain.
I can't exactly tell Youyou that Yu Mo and I simply slept together last night and didn't do anything else, can I?
Well, it seems that the act of taking a nap is not so simple in itself.
Faced with Youyou's utterly shocked gaze, Nanfeng finally lost his composure and staggered away in a panic.
"Same as always, remember to keep this a secret!"
Long after Nanfeng left, Youyou, who felt as if struck by lightning, finally came to her senses.
She didn't even have time to think carefully about what exactly happened between Nanfeng and Yumo last night; only one thought kept echoing in her mind.
【Seriously? You want me to keep this a secret again?!】
Youyou felt as if she had stepped into a deep pit and couldn't climb out.
For the first time in over twenty years, I felt an urge to never want to know other people's secrets again.
What's the use of knowing a secret, no matter how explosive it is?
[Keep it a secret, keep it a secret, keep it a secret again... They just want me to know, but they absolutely won't let me tell anyone.]
This is suffocating me!!!
Youyou plopped down on the sofa, her eyes filled with a lingering, melancholic sadness, like autumn rain.
How could this happen?
He had finally learned a shocking secret, and soon he would be able to participate in a top-secret event. This should have been a double celebration, but... but it...
But why is it so infuriating! So frustrating!
No, I have to be patient.
Youyou patted her chest, constantly reassuring herself.
I absolutely cannot let all my efforts go to waste before I learn Nanfeng's last secret!
"Calm down, calm down..."
Youyou closed her eyes tightly and began to take deep breaths: "The world is so beautiful, yet I am so impatient. This is not good, not good."
"I'll endure it, I'll endure it some more!"
……
……
……
"I can't hold back anymore!!!"
In Guan Gu's bedroom, Youyou complained loudly to him, "Nanfeng and Yumo are really going too far!"
"Why are they asking me to keep this a secret? They're clearly toying with me!"
Guan Gu's expression turned strange upon hearing this: "Youyou, isn't the word 'playing with' a bit too far-fetched?"
"They're just playing me!"
Youyou sat down on the edge of Guan Gu's bed and said through gritted teeth, "Nanfeng and Yumo took advantage of my promise to keep it a secret and shamelessly showed off their affection in front of me, spewing dog food."
They hurt my spirit! They toyed with my soul!
"This is simply..."
"But when we're showing off our love and showering everyone with our affection, it seems like we don't consider how other people feel, do we?"
Guan Gu's casual remark immediately silenced Youyou's complaints.
Youyou, lacking confidence, stubbornly said, "This is different. Ours is an AOE group attack, but Nanfeng and Yumo only targeted me and caused trouble."
"They, they did it on purpose!"
"You mean Nanfeng and Yumo slept together last night, and then Yumo kicked Nanfeng out of the bedroom this morning, and everything they did was to provoke you?"
Guan Gu sighed: "Youyou, Nanfeng and Yumo are a couple now. They just got together, so it's normal for them to be a little lovey-dovey."
"Even if they like to secretly date and seek thrills behind your back, which is indeed a bit perverted, I don't believe that Nanfeng and Yumo would go out of their way to let you see them just to provoke you."
"That's not the point. The point is, I'm already traumatized!"
Youyou pouted, squirming on the bed as she complained, "Guan Guan~~~, can you understand the pain of having shocking news happen in front of me every day, but I just can't tell anyone?"
Guan Gu shook his head in confusion.
Although Guan Gu is quite gossipy, he has never been able to understand Youyou's overly strong urge to confide in others.
"Youyou, but you already promised Nanfeng you would keep it a secret."
Guan Gu paused for a moment and continued, "Besides, I think it's normal for Nanfeng and Yumo to want to date secretly for a while. When we first started dating, didn't we also hope not to be followed by everyone and to enjoy our time together on dates?"
"Relationships are ultimately a matter between two people, and we should always respect their wishes."
"I know."
Youyou was still lying on Guangu's bed, twisting and turning like a fish desperately rolling around in a nearly dried-up puddle.
"I know it's wrong to be a big mouth, but I just can't help it."
Youyou looked ashamed, but still muttered, "The thought of having so much explosive news stuck in my heart and no one knowing makes me feel like a hundred thousand ants are crawling all over my body."
As she spoke, the drama queen Youyou began to act, rubbing her entire body and moaning, "Ah, so hot, so itchy, so uncomfortable!"
"Oh no, I'm going to die!"
She stretched out a hand and pouted at Guan Gu, saying, "I feel so uncomfortable. I've been really feeling pent up these past few days."
"Guan Gu, save me! Please save me!"
Guan Gu, feeling both amused and exasperated, was about to pull the silly Youyou out of bed when the half-open bedroom door was suddenly blown open by the wind. Meijia, who was eavesdropping at the door, gave the two of them an awkward smile.
"Um... I didn't mean to eavesdrop, I just wanted to knock on the door and call you two to have breakfast."
Amidst the astonished gazes of Guan Gu and Youyou, Meijia took a small step forward and grabbed the doorknob.
"It's alright, you can continue as you wish. I'll close the door for you."
She then silently withdrew and prepared to close the door.
Suddenly, Meijia paused, and finally couldn't help but peek her head out from behind the door and say something.
"Guan Gu, you still need to try your best to meet your girlfriend's needs. You can't really make Youyou feel stifled."
"If you really can't keep up... Ziqiao should still have some kidney tonic left. Teacher Zeng said it's pretty good, you can give it a try."
Upon hearing this, Guan Gu's face immediately turned ashen.
Before he could even open his mouth to explain, Mika had already quietly closed the bedroom door like a startled rabbit.
"Oh..."
Youyou stuck out her tongue sheepishly: "I think I caused you to be misunderstood by Meijia."
"How dare you say that?"
Guan Gu, his face green, turned to Youyou: "I told you not to close the door! What if Meijia, with her big mouth like you, tells everyone about this blunder? How am I supposed to explain that?"
He sighed, "Even if I told everyone that I'm actually very capable, they wouldn't believe me."
"fine."
Youyou reached out and nuzzled Guan Gu's face in a flattering manner: "Meijia wouldn't say such things carelessly, and it doesn't matter whether everyone believes it or not. I know you're capable, that's enough."
"real?"
Guan Gu asked, secretly pleased, "Am I really that good?"
Youyou blushed and said shyly, "Oh dear, the Chinese say: Even a broken boat has three thousand nails!"
Upon hearing this, Guan Gu's face turned even greener: "A wrecked ship?"
"So... even a starved camel is bigger than a horse?"
"Sushi?"
"Oh, don't ask anymore."
Youyou covered her face and muttered softly, "Anyway, you know what I mean."
"That's right."
Guan Gu straightened his back proudly, trying to show off his masculine prowess as much as possible.
He paused, then asked somewhat hesitantly, "Youyou, are you sure Meijia won't talk nonsense?"
Youyou, with a clear understanding of her own limitations, said, "Don't worry, no one in the entire apartment except me would be such a blabbermouth."
"Then I'm relieved... Yeah, right!!!"
Upon hearing this, Guan Gu jumped out of bed and exclaimed, "You wouldn't just blurt out everything like that before anyone even asked you, would you?!"
I'm coming
(End of this chapter)
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