Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 656 Guan Gu: I'm Going to Become the King of Secrets

"Let me explain."

Guan Gu put down his chopsticks and explained to the puzzled Mei Jia, Yu Mo, and Curry Sauce: "Here's what happened. I've decided to help You You change her habit of not being able to control herself and always tattles on others."

"We've recently discovered a shocking secret that will shake the entire apartment building..."

"Cough cough cough..."

Yu Mo, who was shoveling rice into her mouth, nearly choked on her own food upon hearing this. She weakly looked up and chuckled sheepishly, "Isn't 'earth-shattering' a bit of an exaggeration?"

She and Nanfeng were just secretly dating behind everyone's back, but Guan Gu's words sounded like he and Nanfeng had already registered their marriage and were pregnant.

"A shocking secret?"

"That's explosive?!"

Meijia's eyes lit up dramatically after hearing Guangu's words. She put down her chopsticks and impatiently pressed Guangu for an answer, "What secret? Tell me quickly, what is it?"

Guan Gu looked at Mei Jia and said with a forced smile, "Mei Jia, I already said it's a secret, how could I tell you so easily?"

"oops."

Meijia pouted and said coquettishly, "You two are so unfair! You knew but didn't tell us, and then you told us you already knew."

"I protest! You two are just blatantly teasing us!"

The curry sauce nodded repeatedly, "Yes, we protest!"

Guan Gu raised an eyebrow, a smile that could only be described as amused: "You really want to know?"

Meijia pouted: "You said it yourself, it's a huge secret that's earth-shattering and could shake the entire apartment. Who wouldn't want to know such a secret?"

"You're right, aren't you, Yu Mo?"

"what?"

Yu Mo was taken aback at first, then nodded awkwardly and smiled, "Yes, actually... I'm also quite curious."

"very good."

Sekiya nodded with satisfaction, and then said in a very accurate manner: Sekiya's magical words during the daytime eclipse are "the secret of keeping the masterpiece" and the opening of the curtain.

「「「　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　credous) Tanしに行きましょう! privy to the secret of the secret! 」

Meijia: (⊙﹏⊙)……

Yu Mo: (⊙﹏⊙)……

Curry sauce: (⊙﹏⊙)……

As Guan Gu delivered his chuunibyou (delusional) speech, an eerie silence fell over the room.

After a long pause, Yu Mo tentatively asked, "Guan Gu, what exactly do you mean by that?"

Guan Gu froze upon hearing this, then realized that these guys couldn't understand Japanese at all, so he could only honestly say, "What I meant was: [Guan Gu's amazing remark at lunchtime triggered the prelude to the 'Great Secrecy Era'.]"

"[He said: 'Want to know our hidden secrets? You can have them all if you want, go find them! We've kept all our secrets with Youyou!'"]

"Oh……"

Mika and Curry Sauce nodded meaningfully, and then they said in unison.

"We still don't understand."

Guan Gu sighed: "I mean, if you really want to know... then go ask Youyou."

With a deathly pale face and lifeless eyes, Youyou echoed Guan Gu, giving everyone a wistful smile.

"What?!"

Guan Gu's words left Yu Mo and the other two even more confused. Curry Sauce asked directly, "But didn't you just say you were going to keep it a secret?"

"That's right."

Guan Gu nodded emphatically with a bright smile, while Youyou stood listlessly beside him, looking utterly dejected... The scene was chilling no matter how you looked at it.

"In order to help Youyou control her overly strong urge to confide, and also to prove to everyone that Youyou can keep secrets, we have decided to launch this special operation to keep secrets."

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses and continued, "Before the person involved tells everyone this secret, everyone can try to get information out of Youyou."

"And Youyou must grit her teeth and keep her mouth shut, she absolutely cannot let you know this secret."

"If she fails, she is willing to bear all the consequences of the secret being exposed."

"hiss……"

Upon hearing this, Mika gasped, "Are you going all out this time?"

Guan Gu chuckled and said, "There's an old Chinese saying: 'A serious illness requires strong medicine.'"

"Youyou said she'll definitely surprise you."

Youyou forced a weak smile at Yu Mo and the other two: "I will persevere."

"But looking like this, I don't even think you'll live to see the next day, let alone keep going."

Meijia said with a heavy heart, "I don't think Youyou's big mouth is such an unacceptable flaw, so let's just forget about it."

"No!"

Without hesitation, Guan Gu refused, saying, "It's rare for Youyou to make up her mind like this, so we have to let her try to get rid of this bad habit no matter what."

"All right."

Mika then asked, "But aren't you afraid that person will get angry if you use someone else's secret as a challenge?"

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu glanced at Yu Mo with a strange expression: "Don't worry, we've already asked the person involved, and he thinks... it's quite exciting."

"hiss……"

Curry Sauce exclaimed, "Who is this? Such unique tastes!"

"Hehehe."

Yu Mo lowered her head, almost biting her own teeth to pieces.

That Nanfeng guy is really something, he didn't even tell me about this beforehand.

I do like excitement, but isn't this a bit too much?

This is Youyou, can she be relied upon?

In response to the curry sauce's exclamation, Mika waved her hand and said, "Whoever has such a unique taste, let's find out the secret first."

She turned to Guan Gu and Youyou to confirm, "Is it okay as long as I don't hold a knife to Youyou's neck, any other method is acceptable?"

Guan Gu and Youyou nodded.

"When does your event start?"

Guan Gu replied, "Right now, you can try to get information out of Youyou anytime."

"oh."

Meijia and Curry Sauce nodded, and the two continued eating their lunch.

Guan Gu stared wide-eyed at the sight, and asked in surprise, "None of you are interested?"

Mika shook her head: "No, we're all very interested."

"Then why didn't you take any steps to extract information?"

"This is called planning before acting, avoiding the enemy's strength, and attacking when they are unprepared, so that you can be invincible."

Meijia chuckled and said without any pretense, "I think Youyou is quite serious this time. Only a fool would try to get information out of her when she's most determined. It's tiring and troublesome."

As the art of war says: "Strike while the iron is hot, but the momentum will wane on the second attempt and be exhausted on the third."

"Wait a day or two, until she's less determined and more relaxed, then it'll be much easier for us to get information out of her."

Curry Sauce nodded in agreement, "And there's been a lot going on these past few days. We're going to help move things in 3601 later, and we need to prepare our luggage for the Maldives tonight."

"By the way, tomorrow is also Guan Gu and Youyou's half-year anniversary. We should let you celebrate your anniversary first."

Upon hearing this, Youyou smiled listlessly: "It's really kind of you to remember my anniversary with Guangu."

Something's not right, something's very wrong.

Guan Gu looked at Mei Jia and Curry Sauce with great surprise: "When did you two become so organized and methodical? And you even know about military strategy?"

"Don't underestimate people, okay?"

Curry Sauce bluntly said, "Meijia and I have been reading 'Love: The Art of War' and 'The Thirty-Six Stratagems for Winning Over Men' lately. We've also been exchanging our thoughts and insights, and we're really getting into it now, okay?"

"【Love: The Art of War】and 【The Thirty-Six Stratagems for Winning Over Men】?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo subconsciously asked, "How come you two academic underachievers don't get sleepy while reading?"

"It's not a book, it's an early childhood education cartoon, it's very good."

"What?!?!"

Yu Mo, Guangu, and Youyou exchanged incredulous glances.

Can "Love: The Art of War" and "The Thirty-Six Stratagems for Winning Over Men" be early childhood education cartoons?!

Isn't this teaching a bit too early?

Is this what they mean by starting to cultivate love from childhood?

Yu Mo stared blankly, then said weakly, "No, I had no idea that people's willingness to marry and date has dropped so low that we have to start cultivating it from the next generation?"

Youyou nodded and said, "This is probably because if we don't start raising the next generation, there won't be any next generation left."

"All right."

Everyone remained silent and continued eating with their heads down.

After a while, Youyou put down her chopsticks and asked impatiently, "Please, this is a huge, earth-shattering secret! Why don't you all seem excited at all?"

The silence from everyone was really getting to Youyou. She finally made up her mind to try and challenge her weakness, and even spent a long time mentally preparing herself before leaving Guangu's room.

I have already prepared myself to remain unmoved by wealth and honor, unyielding to poverty and hardship, and unyielding to power. I will grit my teeth and not give in, and if all else fails, I will die a martyr's death to preserve my integrity in the world.

The results of it?

The three guys in front of me were eating and picking at their food, completely unconcerned.

It's one thing for Yu Mo, the person involved, to feel guilty, but why are Mei Jia and Curry Sauce so calm?

Are those two early childhood romance movies really that effective?!

But if this continues, all the mental preparation I've done will have been for nothing!

With a face full of grievance, Youyou asked, "What happened to the promise of doing everything possible and finding a way?"

"You need to at least take some action to make me feel like I'm fighting back, like I'm trying to keep this a secret!"

"What's the rush? Aren't you fighting your urge to talk right now?"

Meijia glanced at Youyou and said with great certainty, "It's not that we don't want to know this secret, but knowing your personality, I reckon you'll blurt it all out yourself in a day or two without us even having to ask you."

Upon hearing this, Youyou's eyes widened: "Meijia, you underestimate me!"

Meijia smiled and said, "I'm just telling the truth. You've never kept a secret for more than 48 hours, Youyou. I guess it'll be the same this time."

"Who said that!"

Youyou said indignantly, "I kept it a secret for a full three days this time!"

"Oh~~~"

Mika and Curry Sauce exchanged a smug look, and said in unison, "So it was Number Fifteen who knew."

Yu Mo let out a barely audible sigh.

Youyou paused for a moment, then stared in horror at Meijia and the curry sauce in front of her.

She felt... like she'd been tricked?

No, I've been tricked! And by Mika and Curry Sauce!

Are those two romance-themed early childhood education films really that outrageous?!

I'm coming