Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 659 Before Arriving in the Maldives

On Friday night, in the business class of a direct flight from Shanghai to the Maldives, Zhang Wei was stroking the leather armrest of his seat with a look of deep emotion.

"Ah~~~"

Zhang Wei was hunched over, his face less than half a fist's distance from the hand that was touching the armrest of the seat.

With his eyes tightly closed and a seductive, wanton look on his face, one could only feel that he was not caressing the leather armrest of the chair, but rather caressing the fair and smooth skin of a young girl.

"The material, the feel—this is absolutely the most comfortable and luxurious flight I've ever taken."

Curry Sauce asked curiously, "Zhang Wei, you've flown on an airplane before?"

Zhang Wei kept his eyes tightly closed, his smile looking like that of a complete lecherous pervert: "No, this is my first time on an airplane."

"cut!"

The crowd sneered in unison.

Ziqiao couldn't help but laugh and said, "I've seen plenty of lecherous men who get lustful towards beautiful women, and I've also seen perverted men who get horny towards men. I've even heard of Indians who prey on lizards."

"But this is the first time I've ever seen a perverted lecherous man who's been horny over the armrest of a chair."

"Zhang Wei, you're something else. This is the first time I've seen someone even more sleazy than Teacher Zeng."

"screw you!"

Before Zhang Wei could reply, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was sitting to Zhang Wei's right, glared fiercely at Zi Qiao.

Seeing that Ziqiao ignored him, Xiaoxian, who was sitting by the window, pressed his face against the airplane window. He raised his phone, pouted, made a peace sign, and took an extremely effeminate selfie at the night view outside the window.

Xiaoxian looked at the photos on her phone and smiled with satisfaction. Then she looked up at everyone and asked, "What kind of understated yet luxurious, simple yet elegant caption should I use when I post these photos on my WeChat Moments?"

"Ideally, it would be the kind of seemingly ordinary copy that subtly conveys to your colleagues and relatives that you're currently flying business class to the Maldives—a kind of understated pretentious copy?"

"I know!"

Perhaps because today is the half-year anniversary of her relationship with Guan Gu, Youyou's mental state is noticeably better than yesterday.

She excitedly raised her hand and suggested, "Teacher Zeng, your copywriting says: 'The wind that misses you has finally blown to the skies above the Maldives!'"

"Hmm~~~"

Zeng Xiaoxian squinted and grinned mischievously: "This copywriting is indeed quite good, so I'll reluctantly accept it."

Meijia leaned out and excitedly asked Wanyu in the seat in front of her, "Wanyu, Wanyu, the male flight attendants on this flight are so handsome! Are they male flight attendants or male models?"

"Can I have their contact information?"

Wan Yu shook her head upon hearing this: "It's best not to do that while they're working, otherwise it would feel like a greasy middle-aged male boss using his status as a customer to flirt with a female waitress."

"Too."

Mika muttered softly, "Then I'll ask them for their contact information after I get off the plane, that should be fine, right?"

"Please, can you guys stop acting like you've never seen anything like this before?"

Yifei leaned back in her seat, looking down at the group of guys with disdain: "The pervert who's lustful while staring at the armrest of the seat, the show-off who pouts and acts cute to post on social media, and the infatuated girl who can't help but be overjoyed when she sees a handsome guy."

"Please, everyone, we're going on a trip abroad, not to embarrass ourselves overseas!"

"Even if there are only a dozen or so of us in business class, shouldn't you at least tone it down a bit?"

She couldn't help but mutter, "It's a good thing Wanyu's parents went in first class, otherwise they would probably regret inviting us to the Maldives if they saw you like this."

"Can't you guys learn from Zhanbo? Look how calm he is."

"Zhanbo..."

Everyone looked at Zhanbo with strange expressions, who was sitting next to Wanyu, happily playing a game with the game controller on the plane.

Even though they were in business class, they were all focused on playing games. It seems that Zhanbo was indeed more composed.

Seeing this, Guan Gu asked, "Speaking of which, Wan Yu, why didn't you and Zhan Bo go with your parents to fly first class? Isn't first class better and more luxurious than our business class?"

"Yeah, yeah!"

Curry Sauce nodded repeatedly, her eyes full of anticipation and longing: "I heard that first class has an entire room, with not only a private bathroom, but also a private bar and restaurant, it must be very luxurious."

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu couldn't help but say, "Our direct flight is only about six hours long. The first-class bar and restaurant are probably only found on international flights that take more than 24 hours."

Curry Sauce blinked: "But no matter what, first class is just one room."

Wan Yu smiled and shook her head upon hearing this: "First class is just a room, there's nothing fun about it."

"Actually, business class is already quite comfortable, and everyone's here, it's more lively with lots of people."

"That's true."

Everyone chuckled, but Yifei turned around with some concern and asked, "Yu Mo, how is Nanfeng now?"

"I'm fine."

Before Yu Mo could reply, Nan Feng, wearing earplugs and leaning back in his seat with his eyes closed, answered weakly, "The roar of the plane wasn't actually that loud, and the noise... was quite regular."

"Don't worry, I'm fine."

Ziqiao glanced at Nanfeng, whose lips were pale: "But you don't look as good as you said. Nanfeng, are you just being stubborn?"

Nanfeng slightly opened her eyes and snorted, "Just kidding, I'm never stubborn."

"Oh."

Upon hearing this, everyone curled their lips in disapproval.

If we're talking about being stubborn and assertive, Nanfeng ranks high in the entire apartment building.

Yu Mo turned her head to look at Nan Feng, who wasn't in a good mood, and said with concern, "How about I turn off the lights here and draw the curtains so you can get some rest?"

Nanfeng stubbornly shook his head: "Don't worry about me. Just do whatever you want. No matter how loud you are, you can't outspeak the plane's engine."

The group exchanged glances, and just as they were about to try to persuade him further, Nanfeng said, "Don't worry, I just feel a little dizzy and have tinnitus. It's not as serious as you guys think."

"Since you're all out having fun, please try to be happy, okay?"

"When I was studying in the US, I took countless international flights that took more than ten hours each. Are you really worried that I won't make it to the Maldives?"

"That's true."

After thinking about it, everyone felt relieved for the time being.

The main reason is that even if everyone is worried, it seems to be of no use now; they can't just stop the plane's engines.

Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, Nanfeng secretly patted Yumo's hand to reassure her not to worry.

Yu Mo didn't say anything, but simply gripped Nan Feng's hand tightly.

They chatted for a while longer, and as time passed, Nanfeng seemed to gradually get used to the noise. His mental state improved significantly, and he was even able to use his吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online commentary/criticism) skills to tease Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei.

Just as everyone was chatting and laughing, the flight attendants came over with the menus.

After distributing the menus to everyone in the apartment, they put on their standard flight attendant smiles and asked, "Dear passengers, what would you like to eat?"

Zhang Wei took the menu and flipped through it briefly. After a moment of contemplation, he asked, "Hmm... do you have instant noodles here?"

"I'd like a cup of instant noodles, and I want three eggs and five sausages!"

Upon hearing this, the flight attendant next to Zhang Wei's polite smile froze instantly: "Excuse me, sir, we do not provide instant noodles on our flight."

"Zhang Wei, could you please stop being so unsophisticated?"

Hearing Zhang Wei's words, Xiao Xian couldn't help but nudge him and whispered, "There are so many dishes on the menu, why do you insist on ordering instant noodles?"

Ziqiao couldn't help but tease, "Yeah, Zhang Wei, it's one thing to eat instant noodles at home, but to eat instant noodles on the flight too, then what's the point of your trip?"

"Who said that?"

Zhang Wei patted his round belly: "I ate too much at the buffet in the VIP room, so I just want to order a bowl of instant noodles to help with digestion."

A fleeting, wry smile crossed the pretty flight attendant's face next to Zhang Wei. She bowed slightly and said, "I'm so sorry, sir, but we really don't have instant noodles on our flight. Would you like to order something else?"

Zhang Wei thought for a moment and reluctantly said, "Alright then, give me a black pepper beef rice bowl."

The pretty flight attendant breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this.

Frankly, this gentleman's request was unreasonable for the flight, and he could have easily refused.

However, she heard that this group of people were not ordinary business class passengers; each of them was a super-VIP!

Although I don't understand why a VIP of this caliber would like to eat instant noodles, what if I were really unlucky enough to offend this gentleman in front of me because of a bowl of instant noodles, and cause him to complain...

Regardless of who is right or wrong, you're the one who will suffer.

Just as the pretty flight attendant next to Zhang Wei was secretly relieved, Peipei, the flight attendant next to Zhanbo, also encountered the most troublesome customer of her life.

Zhanbo put down his game controller and asked, "Can I order drinks before ordering food?"

Peipei smiled politely and said, "Of course."

Do you have bottled water?

"some."

Just as Peipei was about to get some bottled water for the customer in front of her, she heard him ask again, "Do you have juice?"

Peipei paused for a moment, then nodded and smiled again: "Yes, we have orange juice, peach juice, watermelon juice, apple juice, all kinds of common fruit juices available in the market, all freshly squeezed. What kind of juice would you like?"

"Um……"

Zhanbo thought for a moment and changed his mind, saying, "Actually, I want to drink Coke."

Upon hearing this, Peipei's breathing quickened slightly: "We also have cola, would you like some ice?"

"That……"

Zhanbo pondered for a moment and said, "Give me a bottle of Ice Breezer."

"……OK."

Peipei tried her best to keep smiling, even though she really wanted to smash Zhanbo's head with the menu.

"No, Zhanbo."

Wanyu pouted in dissatisfaction and said, "We can only drink after you get off the plane."

"All right."

Zhanbo looked up at Peipei and said, "Then give me a bottle of mineral water."

Pepe smiled and clenched her fist behind her back: "Okay."

Ziqiao glanced sideways at the beautiful flight attendant next to Zhanbo, a hint of something intriguing in his eyes.

……

Several hours later, the group finally arrived in the Maldives, a place they had been longing to visit.

I'm coming

These last few pictures were particularly difficult for me to write, for a simple reason: I'm a poor guy.

Although I will do my research online and try my best to avoid the classic scenarios like "Take off my most expensive clothes" or "One million meal card," please be understanding if there is anything wrong.

Of course, the author won't write much about these aspects; it's all about playing to their strengths and avoiding their weaknesses.

(End of this chapter)