Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 692 One Thing Subdues Another

"I was wrong, I was really wrong..."

An hour later, Wanyu leaned on Zhanbo's shoulder, stroking his golden hair and complaining, "I finally have some free time. I should be studying fashion design, not just sitting here daydreaming."

"It's okay."

Zhanbo chuckled and said, "Although I don't understand fashion design, I've read through all the books you're studying and memorized them."

"If you're bored right now, I can be your human textbook."

"real?"

Wan Yu's eyes lit up: "Zhanbo, you're simply a genius!"

"I've always been a genius."

Sadako looked at Zhanbo and Wanyu snuggling together and touched her nose enviously.

Both are genius boyfriends, but look at what other people's boyfriends are doing, and what your own boyfriend is doing.

She turned to look at Xiao Hei, who was playing the card game "Three Kingdoms Kill" with Nanfeng, Yifei, Ziqiao, and Xiaoxian.

"Depend on!"

Seeing his health bar almost empty, Xiao Hei said irritably, "I'm dead again! I need a peach!"

Zi Qiao chuckled mischievously, "You're the lord, and right now there are only two rebels on the field, Nan Feng and I. Who are you going to ask for peaches from?"

"That's right."

Nanfeng teased, "Little Black, instead of begging for peaches now, you should think about how to beg for mercy later."

"How dare you, the lord, kill Yifei, a loyal subject, twice?"

"What's the big deal?" Little Black sneered coldly. "When the ruler commands the subject to die, the subject has no choice but to die!"

"Yeah?"

Yifei was already annoyed because Xiaohei, her terrible teammate, had dragged her down in two games. Now, after hearing what he said, she was furious.

"So, if the ruler commands the subject to die, the subject has no choice but to die?"

Yifei slammed Xiao Hei onto the sofa, gripped his throat with both hands, and roared ferociously, "Today I'm going to get rid of you, you tyrannical and incompetent ruler!"

"Ziqiao, Teacher Zeng, what are you two standing there for!"

Nanfeng was shocked to see this, and he quickly patted the bewildered Ziqiao and Xiaoxian next to him.

"Hurry up and help me put away the Three Kingdoms Kill game, otherwise Yifei will burn it down again!"

"Nanfeng, you scoundrel!"

Xiao Hei was furious upon hearing Nan Feng's words. He struggled and shouted, "I'm already like this, and you three guys aren't saving me first, you're only thinking about saving the cards!"

"You beast! You beast!!!"

Sadako, watching from the sidelines, couldn't help but laugh as she watched the five of them bickering. She and Yu Mo exchanged a glance and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"I've made up my mind!"

Zhang Wei's sudden shout startled everyone present. It took them a while to realize that they had gathered there to win scratch cards, not for team building.

In an instant, 3603 fell silent.

Everyone held their breath and watched Zhang Wei intently, afraid that the slightest disturbance would cause him to bury his head in thought for another hour.

Under everyone's gaze, Zhang Wei resolutely... pulled out the top scratch card.

"Depend on!"

Everyone was immediately filled with anger, and Xiaoxian directly asked, "Zhang Wei, what's the difference between your conclusion after an hour of thinking and your conclusion after only five minutes?!"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Wei opened his eyes wide in confusion: "Has an hour already passed? But it feels like only five minutes have gone by!"

"hiss……"

Upon hearing this, everyone gasped. They gritted their teeth and exchanged glances, veins throbbing on their foreheads.

"Zhang Wei, you..."

Nanfeng's face contorted with rage, his hands clenched into fists. He held back for a moment before pounding his chest and saying, slowly and deliberately, "Fine, who's next?"

When Nanfeng asked the question, he immediately realized what was going on.

If we arrange it in a cyclical order from left to right and from right to left... will Zhang Wei be next?

"It seems like I'll be next again."

Facing the glares that seemed to want to tear him apart, Zhang Wei patted his chest and assured them, "Give me five more minutes, just five minutes."

Everyone froze upon hearing this, and screams of agony echoed through the living room.

"Another five minutes?!"

Zhang Wei chuckled and scratched his head.

After a long while, Nanfeng asked everyone in a stiff tone.

"Can you guys hold out for another hour?"

Everyone clenched their fists and shook their heads like rattles.

"Then what are we waiting for?"

For the first time, Nanfeng, Yifei, and Xiaoxian, the three matriarchs of Love Apartment, issued orders simultaneously.

"Beat him up!!!"

Unable to bear it any longer, the crowd immediately grabbed cushions from the sofa and walked towards Zhang Wei, whose face was filled with terror.

Zhang Wei, huddled on the sofa with his arms crossed and trembling, said, "No, this time, this time I really only need five minutes!"

"ah!!!"

As soon as Zhang Wei finished speaking, a barrage of soft pillows and girls' fists rained down on him.

"Five minutes! I'll give you five minutes!"

"Five minutes later, then another five minutes!"

"Go to hell with your five minutes!"

"An hour! A whole hour! Do you know how we spent that hour?!"

"Zhang Wei, you deserve a beating!"

……

Ten minutes later.

Because the first round of scratch-off lottery tickets wasted so much time, no one dared to come up with any more tricks afterward.

After everyone had chosen their ten scratch-off tickets, Nanfeng gathered the remaining scratch-off tickets on the coffee table and put them in her arms.

"Now that everyone has made their choices, it's time to test each of our luck and character."

Nanfeng said with a smile, "As I said before, everyone's wealth and status depend on fate. No one is allowed to be envious, and no one is allowed to get addicted."

"rest assured."

Everyone patted their chests and assured each other that none of them, whether rich or poor, would fall into the obvious trap of the lottery.

...except for Zhang Wei.

Everyone glanced at Zhang Wei without making it obvious.

Judging from his obsessive behavior of taking an hour to choose a scratch-off lottery ticket, and considering that they had all heard the story of Zhang Wei missing out on that 50,000 yuan scratch-off ticket, everyone vaguely guessed Nanfeng's real purpose in gathering them together.

Although everyone thought Nanfeng was overthinking things, given Zhang Wei's stingy nature, it was simply wishful thinking to expect him to spend his own money on scratch-off tickets and lottery tickets.

However, in such matters, it's better to be safe than sorry. Given Nanfeng's personality, it's understandable that he wanted to give Zhang Wei a heads-up beforehand.

Anyway, everyone can just pretend they know nothing. It's not bad to get ten free scratch-off tickets to play with.

Thinking of this, everyone reached out and touched the small cards that had been prepared on the coffee table, and began to scratch the first scratch card with great anticipation.

As he scraped, Curry Sauce muttered to himself, "My requirements aren't high; I just need enough prize money to buy a cup of milk tea..."

"On another note, McDonald's seems to have released a new combo meal recently..."

"Actually, I heard the sirloin steak at the new restaurant that opened near the apartment is pretty good..."

"Oh dear, curry."

Zeng Xiaoxian joked, "Buying lottery tickets is a dream, how come you're so stingy even in your dreams?"

Curry Sauce paused for a moment upon hearing this, then quickly nodded in understanding, saying, "That makes sense!"

So Curry Sauce's mutterings turned into: "I want to eat a feast: Japanese Wagyu beef, luxurious land, sea and air cuisine, with the eight major cuisines changing every month, and a different meal every day..."

Everyone couldn't help but laugh upon hearing this.

"Fifty thousand yuan, fifty thousand yuan, my fifty thousand yuan..."

"Fifty thousand yuan, fifty thousand yuan, my fifty thousand yuan..."

With red eyes and heavy breathing, Zhang Wei would say "50,000 yuan" after scratching off each number.

Xiao Hei, who was next to Zhang Wei, got annoyed and said, "Zhang Wei, can't you be a little more broad-minded?"

"The top prize is 500,000, how come you can't let go of that 50,000?"

"nonsense."

Zhang Wei's expression turned serious: "That 500,000 yuan only exists in my ears, it's fake, but that 50,000 yuan scratch-off lottery ticket was once in my hands."

He stuck the scratch-off lottery ticket on his face, his smile full of tenderness and nostalgia.

"I used to caress its entire body, and its warm body temperature and silky touch are still deep in my memory. I can never forget it."

"Oh my love..."

"Alas……"

Everyone frowned at Zhang Wei's disgusting expression, and they all turned to look at Nanfeng.

Yu Mo asked, "Did he treat that scratch-off lottery ticket with the same disgusting attitude back then?"

Nanfeng shrugged: "In fact, before Zhang Wei knew it was a scratch-off lottery ticket worth 50,000 yuan, he even thought about using it to wipe his nose."

"Nonsense, that's because I didn't really understand it before."

Zhang Wei said with a smug look on his face, "If I had another chance to own it again, I would carefully study its inner workings and explore it slowly..."

"Finding out..."

"Finding out..."

"Ugh... Zhang Wei, you're disgusting."

Wanyu felt like she wanted to call her parents and ask them to throw five million yuan in cash at Zhang Wei's face.

She turned to look at Yifei: "Yifei, I really can't take it anymore!"

Yifei said, "Don't panic, we have a secret weapon."

"A secret weapon?"

Everyone asked in unison.

Yifei smiled smugly, then snapped her fingers and commanded, "Zeng Xiaoxian, go!"

"Fight poison with poison! Fight evil with evil!"

Xiao Xian raised an eyebrow: "My appearance fee is very expensive."

I'll buy you a fancy hand-pulled pancake for breakfast tomorrow.

"All done!"

Xiao Xian grinned mischievously and sat down next to Zhang Wei, starting to scratch his lottery ticket.

"Come on, baby, let me see your limits."

Xiao Xian grinned lewdly and said in a voice even more obnoxious than Zhang Wei's, "I want a car, I want a house, I want to consummate my marriage with a beautiful woman~~~"

"Hehehehe..."

"hiss……"

Zhang Wei was immediately disgusted by Zeng Xiaoxian. He straightened his expression, put his hands together, and begged for mercy, "Teacher Zeng, I'm fine now, please stop using your supernatural powers."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at everyone smugly and said, "How about that? With Brother Xian on the job, one is worth two!"

"vomit……"

Speechless, they could only express their profound respect for Zeng Xiaoxian with sounds of nausea and retching.

Sure enough, Zeng Xiaoxian was the only man in the entire apartment who stood at the pinnacle of despicable behavior.

(End of this chapter)