Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 698 When a person is shameless, he is invincible.

"etc!"

Xiao Xian suddenly grabbed Zi Qiao tightly, and asked warily, "Zi Qiao, tell me what you want to do first."

"I'm warning you, this is my show. If you ruin it because of me, I'll fight you to the death."

"Don't worry, Teacher Zeng, we're good brothers, why would I betray you?"

Ziqiao patted his chest and assured him, "What I need to do is very simple, and what you need to do is also very simple."

"All you have to do is let Judy take my call during your show tonight."

Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow: "It's...that simple?"

"It's that simple."

Ziqiao patted Xiaoxian on the shoulder and said, "And this way you don't have to worry about me causing any trouble."

"Even if I accidentally escalate the situation, it's still a listener's fault, so it can't be blamed on you, the host, or the show, right?"

"Um……"

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned mischievously, also agreeing that Ziqiao's words made a lot of sense.

Even if Ziqiao happens to take the wrong medicine and become mentally impaired, that's the personal behavior of Ziqiao, the mentally impaired listener. What does it have to do with me, the excellent host?

"Reliable!"

Xiao Xian raised an eyebrow with a sly grin, then extended his hand to Zi Qiao and said, "It's a deal then!"

"rest assured."

Ziqiao smiled and gave Zeng Xiaoxian a high five, saying confidently, "I'm the most reliable person."

"alright."

He tidied up the scratch-off lottery tickets on the coffee table and stood up. "I need to go find Zhang Wei to distribute the tickets. Speaking of which, wasn't Zhang Wei supposed to be off work today? Why isn't he up yet?"

"Let's go, let's go take a look too."

Xiao Xian put his arm around Zi Qiao's shoulder and went with him to find Zhang Wei.

The two arrived at room 3604 and saw that Zhang Wei's bedroom door was ajar. Without thinking much about it, they pushed the door open.

"Zhang Wei..."

"Wow~~~"

Xiaoxian and Ziqiao simultaneously raised their left eyebrows with intriguing expressions.

At this moment, Zhang Wei, like Zeng Xiaoxian before him, was bound tightly to the bed with one pair of stockings after another.

Zhang Wei was struggling on the bed like a wriggling maggot. He originally wanted to break free of the stockings by brute force, but the binding technique was obviously specially trained.

He strained to shout for a long time but couldn't muster any strength. He felt uncomfortable no matter how hard he tried to exert himself because he was tied up.

Seeing Ziqiao and Xiaoxian arrive, he hurriedly shouted, "What are you two standing there for? Hurry up and untie me!"

"No rush, we need to know what exactly happened last night."

As Xiaoxian spoke, he couldn't help but poke Zhang Wei's exposed stomach, which was exposed due to his struggle.

He asked enviously, "Actually, I wanted to ask you this last time you were naked: Zhang Wei, you don't seem to do much exercise, so how did you develop those abs?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei's already dark face turned even darker, like the bottom of a pot: "Teacher Zeng, why do you always say such perverted things when I'm tied up? You make me feel very unsafe!"

"Forget about abs for now, just help me get this off!"

He raised his head and roared at Ziqiao and Xiaoxian.

"No rush, we need to ask again, otherwise what if we accidentally become an accomplice to evil?"

Ziqiao, suppressing a laugh, asked, "Zhang Wei, are you...sleepwalking again?"

Zhang Wei, his eyes red, gritted his teeth and said, "Nonsense! If I weren't sleepwalking, who would be so bored as to tie me up!"

"Do you remember what happened when you were sleepwalking, and who tied you up?"

"Still nonsense!"

Zhang Wei, with his eyes closed, kept banging his head against the pillow: "If I remembered what happened back then, would I still be sleepwalking!"

"You two bastards, are you going to help me untie this or not?!"

Zhang Wei was now completely desperate. How could he be so unlucky? First, he woke up early in the morning to find himself tied up, and then he howled for a long time but no one came to pay attention to him.

When he was tired of howling, he tried to break free of his restraints, only to find that he couldn't untie them on his own.

Now that someone has finally come to his bedroom, it turns out to be Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng, those two gloating guys.

When will this curse of bad luck finally end?!

"Okay, okay, untie it, untie it."

Seeing Zhang Wei in this state, Xiao Xian and Zi Qiao quickly went forward to help him untie himself.

After a long while, the two of them finally managed to tear off the stockings binding Zhang Wei.

Ziqiao let out a long sigh of exhaustion: "Holy crap, the way they tied me up is so solid, it feels so familiar."

He nudged Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, doesn't this way of tying you up look similar to when Yifei tied you to the chair before?"

"Um."

Zeng Xiaoxian stroked his chin and nodded, saying, "It does look very similar, and the stockings used to tie up Zhang Wei are also there... But didn't Yifei throw away the stockings she used to tie me up last time? Does she have that many stockings?"

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao raised an eyebrow with a smug look: "How many stockings do women actually own? That's a very intriguing question, one that's worth pondering."

"Hey, aren't you two focusing on the wrong thing?"

Having been tied up all night, Zhang Wei stretched his limbs and asked with considerable dissatisfaction, "Shouldn't you be concerned about me before worrying about all this nonsense?"

"Okay, okay, we'll check on you first."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Xian immediately put on a fawning smile and began to inquire about Zhang Wei's well-being: "My dear Zhang Wei, how are you feeling? Is it uncomfortable being tied up? What do you want to do most right now?"

Actually, I feel fine.

Zhang Wei rubbed his stomach and said, "I didn't eat breakfast, and yelling and struggling just now used up too much energy... I want to eat instant noodles."

"If you want instant noodles, then go ahead and eat them."

Ziqiao pointed to the stacks of instant noodles piled up in the corner by Zhang Wei: "You can't possibly be sleepwalking and got tied up, and then expect us to cook instant noodles for you, can you?"

"no……"

Zhang Wei said embarrassedly, "I want to eat free instant noodles."

"Free instant noodles?"

Xiao Xian was stunned: "There are instant noodles in this world that don't cost money? Why didn't you tell me sooner? I want to eat them too!"

"You're so stupid."

Ziqiao couldn't help but slap Zeng Xiaoxian on the back of the head: "This guy means he doesn't want to spend money to eat his own instant noodles, and wants us to spend money to treat him to instant noodles."

"what?"

Xiao Xian stared wide-eyed at Zhang Wei: "Why?"

"because……"

Zhang Wei thought for a moment, then grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's hands and said with a simple smile, "Because you are a good man, you are Zeng Xiaoxian."

"Teacher Zeng, someone as outstanding and noble as you would certainly not hesitate to grant me such a small wish."

"Hahaha, that's..."

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had been teased by Ziqiao all morning, finally felt a great sense of accomplishment from Zhang Wei.

He smiled and patted Zhang Wei with a hint of coquettishness: "You're so annoying! Why do you always tell the truth? It makes me feel embarrassed."

"Although I am indeed very outstanding, and indeed tall and majestic, I can be described as a dragon among men."

"But saying it so openly will make other men feel inferior."

"Oh dear, keep a low profile, keep a low profile..."

Zhang Wei chuckled dryly in agreement, "Yes, yes, yes."

"self-abasement?"

Ziqiao pointed to himself in astonishment. The other men that Teacher Zeng just mentioned, the ones who "make other men feel inferior"... could he be talking about himself?

joke!

He looked at Zhang Wei with disdain, his eyes seeming to say: Zhang Wei, you really have no morals left for a free bowl of instant noodles.

"Okay, I've made up my mind."

Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his hands and said decisively, "Zhang Wei, your instant noodles are on me!"

He turned to Ziqiao and said, "Ziqiao, you're paying the bill."

Why?!

Ziqiao was speechless upon hearing this.

He doesn't owe Teacher Zeng any money or favors recently, so he really has no reason to pay for it for him.

And why did Teacher Zeng get all the nice words and make him put on a show in front of Zhang Wei, only to end up getting nothing in return and having to pay money to be the sucker?

"Because I bought scratch-off lottery tickets for both of you."

Xiao Xian blinked and shamelessly said, "Fifty scratch cards, ten yuan each, fifty cards is five hundred yuan."

"I've already paid 500 yuan, how dare you ask me to pay for instant noodles too?"

Wow!

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets: "No way, don't you know why you bought those fifty scratch-off tickets?"

"I don't care, I'm poor now, I have no money."

Xiaoxian patted Ziqiao on the shoulder, reminding him, "By the way, I haven't eaten anything since I got back from my live stream at midnight. Remember to buy a few more buckets for me to eat."

"you……"

Before Ziqiao could say anything more, Zeng Xiaoxian had already left Zhang Wei's bedroom with a cheerful smile.

"See?"

Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei with a displeased expression: "When it comes to shamelessness and having no bottom line, you, or rather we, are still far from Teacher Zeng's level."

Regardless of the vast difference in their levels of understanding, Zhang Weicai simply rubbed his rumbling stomach and asked, "So, what do we do now?"

"What else can we do?"

Ziqiao said with a pained expression, "I'll go buy it."

(End of this chapter)