Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 709 Just Because You're Too Beautiful

Half an hour later, Zhanbo returned to Nanfeng's bedroom with two screaming chickens.

"Zhang Wei, I've got it sorted out."

He tossed one of the screaming chickens onto the bed, held it up, and explained to everyone, "I've slightly modified these two screaming chickens. Now, no matter which one we press, the other one will also scream."

After Zhanbo finished speaking, he gave the screaming chicken a hard twist on the neck in front of everyone.

As the screaming chicken in Zhanbo's hand crowed, the screaming chicken that had been thrown on the bed also made a sound.

Because you're so beautiful, baby.

Because you're so beautiful, baby.

[Because you are just too beautiful, baby]

"Sure, Zhanbo."

Ziqiao praised, "Your inventing ability is almost catching up with Xiao Hei's."

Zhanbo scratched his head and said honestly, "No, I just simply installed ready-made generating and receiving devices on the two chickens. There's really no technical skill involved."

Listening to the music coming from the squawking rooster on his bed, Guan Gu asked curiously, "Is this song, 'Chicken (Because) You're Too Beautiful,' written specifically to praise a rooster?"

"No, Guan Gu, the song is called 'Just Because You're Too Beautiful'."

Guan Gu still didn't hear clearly. He nodded and said, "Yes, it's 'Chicken You're Too Beautiful'."

"no."

Zhanbo opened his mouth as if to explain, but then paused and waved his hand, saying, "Whatever, it's not important anyway."

He turned to look at Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, didn't you say you were afraid that something might happen to you in your room and you'd be left with no one to turn to?"

"All you need to do now is put this screaming chicken on the bed, and if you encounter any problems, just press it down with your body."

"I'll put another screaming chicken by my bedside. As soon as it screams, I'll know you need help and I'll rush to your bedroom immediately."

Zhanbo patted his chest and assured him, "Zhang Wei, don't worry, I'm a light sleeper, I'll definitely be able to hear the screaming chicken."

Zhang Wei stared at the screaming chicken and let out a long sigh: "Then I can rest assured..."

"hiss……"

For some reason, Zhanbo suddenly felt a chill rush from the Yongquan point to the top of his head.

Why do I suddenly have this ominous feeling?

[It's an illusion! It must be an illusion!]

……

After Zhang Wei's request was met, the four of them, seeing that it was getting late, left Nanfeng's bedroom to go back and rest.

After Zhanbo and Wanyu shared a tight kiss and said goodnight to each other, Zhanbo went to the bathroom for a relaxing hot shower and changed into his favorite plush alien pajamas.

Before bed, Zhanbo drank a cup of his favorite hot chocolate milk and came to the bedside with a contented look on his face, gently pulling back the covers.

The sun was blazing during the day, and this quilt had been taken out by Wanyu and left to air out all day before being brought back in. Zhanbo crawled into the quilt and felt as if he were in the midst of a bright summer day.

He adjusted the height of his pillow, found the most comfortable position to lie down, and his already relaxed body was now completely at ease, letting the feeling of happiness from the inside out gradually spread throughout his body.

As the temperature inside the blankets slowly rose, Zhanbo's breathing gradually became steady and long, and the hard work and fatigue of the whole day disappeared at this moment.

As drowsiness gradually crept in, Zhanbo slowly drifted into a sweet dream.

And so it went, slowly, slowly...

Because you're so beautiful, baby.

Because you're so beautiful, baby.

[Because you are just too beautiful, baby]

"what!"

Zhanbo jolted awake and sat up abruptly from the bed.

He clutched his chest tightly, his breathing becoming heavy and rapid.

"Heh...heh...heh..."

Awakened by the screaming chicken, Zhanbo took deep, greedy breaths of air. After confirming that the sound in his ears was not a hallucination, he threw off the covers and rushed to Nanfeng's bedroom.

"Zhang Wei! Zhang Wei!"

Zhanbo slammed the door open, turned on the light, and anxiously called out, "Zhang Wei, what's wrong, Zhang Wei! Zhang Wei, are you alright, Zhang Wei!"

"Zhanbo, you've finally arrived!"

Zhang Wei called out to Zhanbo in a loud voice, his tone full of urgency.

Seeing his savior finally arrive, his eyes lit up: "Zhanbo, please help me!"

"Don't worry, I'll definitely help you."

Without a word, Zhanbo rushed in. When he saw Zhang Wei on the bed, unharmed and his voice still strong, he asked in confusion, "What...do you need me to do for you?"

"Only you can help me with this."

Zhang Wei said anxiously, "It's so quiet around here, I can even hear my own stomach rumbling."

"So could you play some music on my phone?"

Upon hearing this, Zhanbo was speechless. He stood there with his mouth agape, frozen in place for a long time.

……

……

……

Zhanbo: (⊙o⊙)?

Zhanbo: (╯▔ Pan▔)╯! ! !

"That's it?!?!"

Zhanbo jumped three feet high in anger, gritting his teeth as he shouted, "Zhang Wei, you woke me up for this? Do you know how well I slept just now! How soundly I was sleeping!"

"I don't know."

Zhang Wei blinked: "I was in the room, you were outside, how could I possibly know how you were sleeping?"

He paused, then said in a flustered and frightened tone, "And Zhanbo, this room is so quiet. It's so quiet that I never realized my body could make so many sounds."

"I was getting more and more scared the more I listened, that's why I asked you to come in and play music for me."

"ah!!!"

Zhanbo covered his face in despair, cursing, "I just don't understand why my older sister always calls me an idiot."

"There are clearly people in the apartment who are even more idiotic than me!"

Who is it?

Zhang Wei asked curiously.

Zhanbo paused, then lowered his hands from his face, revealing a pale and bluish complexion.

He shouted loudly at Zhang Wei.

"Xiao Ai!"

"what?"

Just as Zhang Wei was filled with confusion, Zhanbo continued to shout loudly.

"Xiao Ai!"

"Xiao Ai!"

Zhang Wei's phone, which was on the bedside table, suddenly lit up, and Xiao Ai (Zhanbo's AI assistant) gently responded to Zhanbo's call.

"What's up?"

Zhanbo glared fiercely at Zhang Wei and said, enunciating each word clearly, "Play! Music!"

"OK."

As soon as Xiao Ai finished speaking, cheerful music came from Zhang Wei's phone.

"Huh?"

Zhang Wei was completely stunned, his eyes wide open in disbelief: "Oh~~~ I didn't know you could do that..."

"ah!!!"

Zhanbo scratched his head in despair. He really didn't expect that with Zhang Wei's education, this guy wouldn't know how to use a voice assistant!

Zhang Wei suddenly asked, "By the way, since we have a voice assistant, why do we still need the screaming chicken? If we have any problems, I can just have the voice assistant contact you directly, right?"

Upon hearing this, Zhanbo said angrily, "I gave you the screaming chicken so that you could contact me immediately if you encounter any emergencies."

"If something really urgent happens, do you have time to call out 'Xiao Ai' three times like I just did, and then wait for it to respond?"

Zhang Wei lowered his head and smiled sheepishly.

Zhanbo snorted, and seeing that Zhang Wei was alright, he turned off the lights, closed the door, and went back to his "room".

Zhanbo crawled into bed, adjusted the height of his pillow, and found the most comfortable position to lie down.

He sighed wearily and slowly closed his eyes.

Sleepiness washed over him again, and Zhanbo slowly drifted into a sweet dream.

And so it went, slowly, slowly...

Because you're so beautiful, baby.

Because you're so beautiful, baby.

[Because you are just too beautiful, baby]

"what!"

Zhanbo woke up with a start once again. He sat up abruptly in bed and slapped his forehead hard.

He hesitated for a long time, but still threw off the covers and rushed to Nanfeng's bedroom at lightning speed.

"Zhang Wei! Zhang Wei!"

Zhanbo slammed the door open, turned on the light, and growled, "Zhang Wei, I just fell asleep again. You'd better give me a good reason!"

"Zhanbo..."

Zhang Wei wore a fawning and ingratiating smile, and he gestured shyly toward his phone.

"Um, my phone is dead."

Upon hearing this, Zhanbo clutched his chest and leaned weakly against the wall.

He closed his eyes and took deep breaths. After a while, he opened his eyes and walked to Zhang Wei's bedside.

After Zhanbo charged Zhang Wei's phone and turned it on to play music, he said irritably, "It's done."

"that……"

Zhang Wei smiled sheepishly, "Zhanbo, since you're already here, how about... I borrow your QQ Music membership?"

Zhanbo didn't say anything, but just lowered his head, pouted, and logged into his account on Zhang Wei's phone.

Seeing that Zhang Wei was alright, he turned off the lights, closed the door, and returned to his "room".

Zhanbo crawled into bed, adjusted the height of his pillow, and found the most comfortable position to lie down.

……

……

……

"ah!!!"

The more Zhanbo thought about it, the angrier he became. He rolled around on the bed like a crocodile, his anger fueling his desire to die.

He angrily pounded the pillow, but because he used too much force, his fist hit the bed.

"hiss……"

Zhanbo rubbed his hands, then closed his eyes wearily in a rather hasty manner.

Sleepiness washed over him again, and Zhanbo slowly drifted into a sweet dream.

And so it went, slowly, slowly...

Because you're so beautiful, baby.

Because you're so beautiful, baby.

[Because you are just too beautiful, baby]

"Hehehe, hehehe..."

Zhanbo smiled bitterly, as if he had expected this. He sat up without hesitation, threw off the covers, and walked slowly towards Nanfeng's bedroom like a walking corpse.

The lights were turned on for the third time. Zhanbo's eyes turned green, and he looked at Zhang Wei with the gaze of a resentful wolf.

"Zhang! Wei!"

"Zhanbo, come quick! Help, help, help, help me!"

Zhang Wei gasped for breath, stammering, "Cramp, cramp, my leg, my leg, my leg is cramping."

Zhanbo: (ˉ▽ˉ；)

Zhanbo: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~~

……

After resolving Zhang Wei's cramps, Zhanbo expressionlessly turned off the lights, closed the door, and returned to his "room."

He crawled into bed and, like Zhang Wei, lay stiffly in a mummy-like position.

Zhanbo stared blankly at the ceiling, his eyes wide, waiting for the music that seemed to be about to start.

One minute, three minutes, ten minutes...

Half an hour, an hour...

More than an hour passed, and the nightmarish music still hadn't started.

Sleepiness surged up again and again, and Zhanbo slowly, slowly drifted into a dream.

……

Zhanbo dreamed that he was a male nurse in a hospital, and at this moment he was on night shift.

Whenever a patient's bell rings, he has to rush to the ward without saying a word.

For example, right now.

Because you're so beautiful, baby.

Because you're so beautiful, baby.

[Because you are just too beautiful, baby]

As the ward bell rang, Zhanbo, the nurse on duty, sighed numbly, got up, and dragged his exhausted body to the ward.

He had only gone halfway when the bell rang in another ward.

Zhanbo was stunned, unsure which ward he should go to.

Because you're so beautiful, baby.

Because you're so beautiful, baby.

[Because you are just too beautiful, baby]

Immediately afterwards, this catchy tune echoed from all the wards in all directions.

"No! Don't!"

Zhanbo clutched his hair in anguish, crouching on the ground and growling in fear.

"No!!!"

……

"No!!!"

Zhanbo jolted awake from his nightmare and sat up abruptly in bed.

He clutched his chest tightly, his breathing becoming heavy and rapid.

"Heh...heh...heh..."

Startled awake, Zhanbo took deep, greedy breaths of air. He glanced warily at the screaming chicken on the bedside table, confirming that the music was just a hallucination from his dream.

Zhanbo let out a long sigh: "Phew, I scared myself~~~"

As he spoke, he lay down again, slowly closing his eyes to prepare for rest.

Because you're so beautiful, baby.

Because you're so beautiful, baby.

[Because you are just too beautiful, baby]

Zhanbo opened his eyes in despair.

"No!!!"

(End of this chapter)