Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 725 Your Boyfriend is Going to Get a New Girlfriend

Sunny Day Bar.

Zhang Wei, wearing a classic robber's balaclava that only revealed his eyes and mouth, held a toy knife to Youyou's neck with a fierce look in his eyes.

"Hit, hit, hit, hit, robbery!"

Across from Zhang Wei, Youyou, with tears welling in her eyes and trembling, said, "I, I, I, I have no money. I went out to borrow money."

"Oh?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei looked down at Youyou and then said lecherously, "Beauty, if I can't rob you of your money, I can rob you of your beauty."

Upon hearing this, Youyou was taken aback. She crossed her arms and stared at Zhang Wei with a look of horror on her face.

Zhang Wei suddenly asked out of the blue, "What do you need the money for?"

"I have AIDS, but I don't have the money to get treatment."

Zhang Wei's eyes widened: "Oh dear, I really can't do anything with you."

Youyou pursed her lips and nodded, looking aggrieved.

"Perfect."

Zhang Wei retrieved the toy knife from Youyou's neck, turned around, and took off his robber's hood.

Youyou instantly snapped out of her role as a victim of robbery and smiled smugly at everyone.

Zhang Wei gave Youyou a thumbs up: "Very good."

He looked at everyone and said, "Everyone, what I just demonstrated is to teach you, especially girls, the standard response plan when encountering robbers."

"This way, criminals can neither rob you of your money nor your virtue; you'll be 100% safe."

"Um."

Yu Mo chuckled and teased, "Next time you encounter a gay robber, practice what you've got first. If you escape unscathed, we'll make this a common practice."

Zhang Wei's face turned awkward upon hearing this.

"That's right."

Curry, standing to the side, said, "Zhang Wei, Uncle!"

"That's an outdated tactic from the 1970s. Nowadays, robbers will only ask you to take out your phone so they can check your WeChat, Alipay, and bank accounts."

As the saying goes, seeing is believing, whether you have money or not.

Nanfeng nodded: "That makes sense. Zhang Wei, your approach is indeed outdated."

"that is."

Yifei tilted her head back and snorted, "If you ask me, instead of thinking about how to deal with the enemy, we should strengthen ourselves and defeat the enemy by force!"

Her eyes lit up, and she clapped her hands, saying, "I can teach you women's self-defense techniques, I guarantee it..."

"Promise us you can deliver food to the robbers."

Youyou sat down on the sofa and said with a smile, "Sister Yifei, everyone's physique is different. Even if we learn women's self-defense techniques, we still can't beat robbers."

"Besides, they all carry weapons when they come out to rob people. No matter how good your kung fu is, you're still afraid of a kitchen knife."

"That's true."

Yifei nodded.

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian arrived at the bar with a stack of envelopes.

"Let's learn from Lei Feng! Let's all learn from Lei Feng!"

Xiaoxian handed the envelopes in his hand to Youyou and Yifei: "I got twelve letters from the neighborhood committee. One for each of you. If that's not enough, we can ask for more."

Zhang Wei asked curiously, "It's almost the end of March and April already, why are you only starting to emulate Lei Feng now?"

"Who cares? As long as we don't pass the Lei Feng Month, it's fine."

Zhang Wei was completely bewildered. He asked in confusion, "Learn from Lei Feng... Month?"

"No, Zhang Wei, are you new here? You don't even know this!"

Zeng Xiaoxian blurted out "Zhang Wei" without thinking, then realized, "Oh, I forgot you hadn't moved into Love Apartment yet this time last year."

He explained with a grin, "This 'Learn from Lei Feng Month' is a tradition of our Love Apartment, held every March."

"Many single-parent divorced families live near the apartment, and their children lack care."

"Specifically, they can write a letter to Uncle Lei Feng."

"Write their address and the gift they wish to receive in the letter, and then the neighborhood committee will forward it to us so that we can help them fulfill their wishes."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei looked at Nanfeng, knowing that Nanfeng was basically in charge of most of the activities organized by the residents' committee: "Did you design this activity too?"

Nanfeng pursed her lips and said, "These are all the ideas of the subdistrict office; they have nothing to do with me."

Why would the neighborhood committee have such an idea?

Zhang Wei's eyes widened: "If we're going to show our love and care to children who lack it, why not choose children in orphanages?"

"Because the neighborhood committee and the orphanage are two different systems in two different areas, do you understand?"

Zhang Wei shook his head in confusion.

Nanfeng sighed, "You can't even understand something this simple? And you dare to call yourself a lawyer?"

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Zhang Wei looked at the others defiantly: "You all understood?"

"certainly.,"

Yu Mo chuckled and patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "Zhang Wei, the water here isn't deep at all, but it's enough to drown you."

"If we can't figure it out, let's not think about it anymore, so as not to cause ourselves unnecessary trouble."

She reached out and took the envelope from Zeng Xiaoxian, then handed it to Zhang Wei: "Hey, all you need to know is that we are genuinely doing good deeds."

Zhang Wei looked at the envelope Yu Mo handed him, then pulled his hand back halfway through, saying, "What they want... can't be too outrageous, can it?"

Yu Mo laughed and said, "This isn't a robbery, it won't kill you."

"If you're really worried, just take it over and take a look. Nobody's forcing you to give something expensive."

Xiao Xian waved to Zhang Wei, reassuring him: "Kids usually want candy, stationery, and if they're a little greedy, they might just want plush toys."

Yifei boasted, "Don't worry, it's definitely worth more than its price."

"Last year I gave him a pencil, and that kid immediately got the highest score in the province."

Nanfeng retorted, "That's because they were already among the top three in the province. It has absolutely nothing to do with your pencil, okay?"

Zhang Wei stared at the envelope, still hesitant, and asked, "Do you think some criminals might try to use this to commit fraud?"

Xiao Xian said speechlessly, "Who would steal toys from criminals?"

Zhang Wei stubbornly replied, "I'm just being cautious."

"Alright."

Nanfeng waved his hand and said, "If Zhang Wei isn't willing, we shouldn't force him. It's shameful to keep passing the buck over an envelope."

Nanfeng's original intention was to say that donating to charity is voluntary, and everyone should not force Zhang Wei.

But to Zhang Wei, who was very concerned about his image, Nanfeng was clearly mocking him for being stingy.

He snatched the envelope from Yu Mo's hand and said, "Who said that? I'm happy to donate to charity."

He opened the envelope, bent down, and read the manuscript inside.

"Hello Uncle Lei Feng, I got third place in my class this year, and here's the gift I want..."

As Zhang Wei read, he froze in place, only his hand holding the letter trembling.

Seeing that Zhang Wei's eyes were almost popping out of their sockets, Yu Mo took the letter from Zhang Wei's hand in confusion and continued reading.

"PSP game console, LCD TV, Xiaomi Note Pro..."

Curry Sauce was immediately startled: "Xiaomi Note top-of-the-line version? Is this kid writing a letter to Uncle Lei Feng or Uncle Lei Jun?"

Zhang Wei snapped out of his daze, picked up the letter again, and continued reading: "Bicycle, laptop, gas stove, bedding set..."

"Oven, refrigerator, rice cooker, guitar, sneakers, washing machine... Is this a gift or a dowry?!"

He asked incredulously, "Are you sure this letter was written by a poor child?"

Xiao Xian, who was responsible for bringing the envelope back, paused for a moment, then nodded with a stiff smile: "Look at him, he wants everything. Does that mean he's so poor he has nothing?"

"But this death..."

Zhang Wei paused, then gritted his teeth and said, "This... this well-behaved little kid isn't looking for Uncle Lei Feng at all; he wants to play cards and divide up the land!"

"let me see."

Yifei got up and took the letter from Zhang Wei. After confirming its authenticity, her eyebrows immediately stood up.

"This is outrageous!"

She shouted, "This isn't asking people to show their love; it's clearly sucking their blood!"

"These gifts are too many for even Santa Claus's reindeer to carry, let alone Uncle Lei Feng."

Yifei slammed the letter onto the coffee table: "Whose brat is trying to extort money here?!"

"It wouldn't be considered extortion."

Nanfeng analyzed, "These days, it's not easy for anyone to make money. I don't think any fool would actually buy such a large number of gifts after reading the letter."

"I think this child has some intellectual issues; he probably misunderstood the charity event as making a wish."

"yes."

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and said, "It's about showing love and care. This child's wish is unreliable. Let's find another one."

"No!"

Yifei said with a strong sense of justice, "I have to find out if this kid is stupid or bad. If he's stupid, that's fine, but if he's deliberately trying to do something bad, then we can't encourage this bad trend."

She grabbed the envelope and manuscript from the coffee table and said, "The address is on this envelope, Zhang Wei, let's go!"

"what?"

Zhang Wei pointed to himself in surprise: "Am I going too?"

"Of course, if he really is a brat, I'll need a good lawyer to help reason with him. I can't just go up there and slap him, can I?"

"But can't we just ignore this letter?"

"Stop talking nonsense, coming with me to see that child won't cost you a single bone!"

Without saying a word, Yifei immediately dragged Zhang Wei out of the bar.

Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and said, "I'd better go and take a look. What if that child is just a little naive? With Yifei's fiery temper, this could lead to something serious."

Xiao Xian followed him out, just in time to brush past Guan Gu Zi Qiao who had arrived at the bar.

Ziqiao pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian's retreating figure and asked, "What's wrong with Teacher Zeng and Yifei? Why are they all rushing out like that?"

Nanfeng shrugged: "It's nothing. It's just that our righteous heroine Yifei has gone off to do some chivalrous deeds with her loyal servants Pao'er and Xian'er."

"Yeah?"

Ziqiao said with a wicked smile, "That's perfect, Guan Gu also needs your help with something right now."

Guan Gu gave Zi Qiao a push with a embarrassed look on his face.

"Guan Gu, what's wrong? Did you run into some trouble?"

Youyou stepped forward and took Guan Gu's arm.

Guan Gu hesitated, then said, "Youyou, I..."

Ziqiao whistled gleefully, "Auntie, your boyfriend is going to get a new girlfriend."

"What?!"

(End of this chapter)