Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 730 The Amazing Baby

Apart from Xinling, everyone present stared intently at Ziqiao, their eyes filled with murderous intent.

Although no one understood what Lu Ziqiao was trying to do, they were certain that this guy was just bored and wanted to pull some crazy tricks.

Guan Gu gritted his teeth, his eyes flashing with a chilling light.

【Lu Ziqiao, what exactly do you want to do?!】

If Xinling hadn't been there, she would have pinned Ziqiao against the wall and yelled in his ear that she wanted to die with him.

Ziqiao winked at Guangu with a grin.

Don't be nervous, I just want to elevate my seniority in front of Xinling.

I've been a nephew for so many years, and today I finally have the chance to become an uncle. Please grant me this small wish.

Guan Gu understood Zi Qiao's gaze, and he gritted his teeth even more.

[Lu Ziqiao! You just wait!]

Ziqiao gave Guangu a knowing smile.

His life philosophy is to have fun first, and then worry about the consequences... As for Guan Gu and Youyou's subsequent revenge...

Who cares?

"Big...uncle?"

Xinling scrutinized Ziqiao for a long time before hesitantly asking, "...So young?"

Ziqiao lied without batting an eye: "Oh, I'm Youyou's mother's thirteenth brother, of course I look young."

Upon hearing this, Youyou almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

"A thirteenth younger brother?!"

Xinling was startled. She clutched her chest and chuckled dryly, "Ziqiao, your mother... is quite formidable."

As soon as she spoke, she realized something was wrong: "Wait a minute, if you're Youyou's mother's thirteenth brother, how come you're her maternal uncle?"

"Forehead……"

Zi Qiao pondered for a moment, then shrugged, feigning sadness: "This is our family tradition; we only count the generations of the living."

"All twelve of my older brothers died, so I was promoted from the youngest uncle to the eldest uncle."

"what?"

Xinling was stunned, and Youyou even felt angina from Ziqiao's words.

Thankfully, she didn't have an uncle, otherwise, even if her mother had many brothers, they wouldn't be enough to cause Ziqiao any trouble.

After a while, Xinling reluctantly accepted Ziqiao's explanation.

She said with a twitch of her lips, "Your family's traditions and experiences... are quite remarkable and moving."

"Fate is fickle, there's nothing we can do about it."

Ziqiao wiped away the crocodile tears from the corner of his eyes with feigned sigh: "Life and death are predestined. Our family has this tradition in the hope that future generations can take life and death lightly, not worry about the dead, but cherish the living relatives."

He glanced at Youyou and said, feigning sorrow, "Don't you agree?"

"My dear...eldest niece?"

"right."

Youyou's face was tense, and there were faint blue veins bulging on her forehead.

[Lu Ziqiao, you just wait!]

[As soon as Cyndi leaves, I'll show you what it means to be cared for by your aunt!!!]

"what!"

Ziqiao felt secretly pleased, but his face became increasingly sorrowful: "Thinking about it this way, I miss my twelve deceased brothers even more."

"Tang Youyou, quickly call me Uncle a few times so I can soothe the pain in my heart."

"Lu Ziqiao!"

Youyou threatened in a low voice, "Don't go too far!"

"What nonsense! What kind of talk is that!"

Zi Qiao was certain that with Xin Ling present, Guangu and Youyou would never dare to turn against him.

He raised his voice, sounding heartbroken, and said, "Tang Youyou, how can you talk to your uncle like that?"

Youyou's eyes widened: "You!"

Ziqiao snorted and turned to look at Xinling: "Xinling, look at my heartless niece."

"She can't even show the respect due to her elders, how can she be a good wife, a good...?"

Youyou quickly stepped forward and covered Ziqiao's mouth.

"Big Uncle! Uncle!"

As an actress, Youyou rarely showed a stiff smile that didn't match the character.

She gasped for breath and said in a low voice, enunciating each word clearly, "Uncle, it was my fault. I will respect you properly from now on!"

"Yes, that's right."

Ziqiao nodded in satisfaction.

He raised an eyebrow with a smug look and said to Youyou in a voice barely audible, "How was it? Didn't you complain that playing yourself was boring and offered no challenge at all?"

"Now I've turned you from a little aunt into a big niece. Don't you find that interesting and challenging?"

"Wasn't it exciting? Wasn't it unexpected? Were you having fun?"

"Exciting! Unexpected! Fun!"

Youyou smiled, but in her heart she was already planning which piece of flesh she should cut off from Ziqiao to use as a snack with her drinks after everything was over.

"Xinling, please don't mind."

Seeing that Xinling had been watching Ziqiao and Youyou's movements, Guan Gu chuckled and explained to Xinling, "They're about the same age, and they do tend to be a bit mischievous."

"It's okay, I feel fine."

Xinling smiled gently, but a hint of sorrow appeared in her eyes.

"I think it's wonderful to have a family member with whom you can laugh, joke, and play around."

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu scratched his head awkwardly, unsure how to comfort Xin Ling.

Seeing that the group of people were still standing outside the door, Nanfeng quickly reached out and said, "Guan Gu, what are you standing there for? Please invite the guests to sit down."

"Oh, right."

Guan Gu led Xin Ling to the sofa, and Xin Ling immediately saw the baby doll that Yu Mo had placed on the coffee table with its bottom facing up.

"This is?"

Seeing this, Guan Gu rushed forward and pulled the baby into his arms.

"This is my child."

He forced a smile and shoved the doll into Youyou's arms.

Youyou instantly got into character, smiling as she stared at Xinling, and skillfully began to rock the child.

Xinling was truly shocked by what she saw.

She clutched her chest and staggered back a few steps, but fortunately Meijia and Wanyu immediately stepped forward to help her.

Seeing this, Zi Qiao, who was standing behind Xin Ling, smiled smugly at everyone and pointed to himself with a thumbs up.

[See? It still has to be me, right?]

Look at Cyndi Wang, wasn't she completely stunned when she saw the baby?

[I told you, once Guan Gu has a child, Xin Ling will definitely back down.]

Everyone silently gave him the middle finger, and Zi Qiao's smile immediately vanished.

With everyone's reassurance, Cyndi finally calmed down.

She asked in surprise, "Guan Gu, you have a child? I've never heard you mention it before?"

"Um... this was an accident."

Meijia helped explain, "You know, it's normal for young couples to have casual sex. They just keep going... and then... they end up having sex."

"An accidental discharge?"

Xinling said helplessly, "Even so, you can't just leave the baby on the coffee table like that, he'll get sick."

"fine."

Yu Mo chimed in, "The doctor said that sleeping on a firm surface is good for your back."

Xinling was taken aback upon hearing this: "The baby was face down and back up just now."

"You call this...good for his back?"

"Forehead……"

Yu Mo was speechless and could only signal to the others who could think of a reason to quickly help explain.

Curry Sauce explained, "That's right. We switched to face support because the time for the lumbar support was up."

"Face support?!"

"yes."

Curry Sauce made up a story: "The doctor said that pressing your face against the coffee table can stimulate the development of the baby's nose and eyes, so that the baby will grow up to be a handsome little boy with a high nose bridge and big eyes."

After she finished speaking, she awkwardly closed her eyes and patted her forehead.

What kind of ridiculous reason am I even talking about?!

"Is that so?"

Listening to everyone's fabricated stories, Xinling felt her values ​​were crumbling.

She couldn't figure out whether the group of people had a problem with their parenting knowledge, or whether she had been in a coma for a year and was no longer keeping up with the parenting concepts of 2016.

Xinling pointed at Youyou and the baby and asked, "Then why is Youyou being held with her feet up and head down?"

Youyou was startled. She looked down at the toy doll in her arms and realized that she had mixed up the baby's head and feet again.

"Depend on!"

Youyou exclaimed in surprise and immediately adjusted the baby's position.

Then, she smiled brightly at Xinling and said, "The doctor said... occasionally letting blood flow back into the head helps with the baby's brain development."

Upon hearing this, Xinling's vision blurred: "Did the doctor say that too?"

The group exchanged glances, knowing that each of their previous explanations was more absurd than the last, but things had already progressed this far, and faced with Xinling's doubts, they had no choice but to force a smile and nod.

"That's right!"

……

……

……

After hesitating for a long time, Xinling couldn't help but ask weakly, "Does this doctor have a grudge against you guys?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

As soon as Xinling finished speaking, room 3602 erupted in laughter that sounded even worse than crying.

"How could this be...?"

The crowd spoke in unison, as if the cuckoos were weeping blood.

Upon seeing this, Xinling felt dizzy.

Of all the explanations just now, the only thing she could confirm was that this baby might really have been born from a moment of passion between Guan Gu and his wife.

It was obvious that none of the people present were prepared to take care of a baby.

Xinling gently reminded him, "Guan Gu, the baby is still very fragile. You should carefully consider whether the doctor's instructions are correct."

Guan Gu chuckled a few times: "Xinling, don't worry. We'll be careful."

"That's good."

Xinling's lips curled into a smile again: "By the way, is the baby a handsome boy or a beautiful girl?"

"Handsome young man!"

"Little beauty!"

Guan Gu and Youyou said at the same time.

Xinling was completely stunned. Her mind went blank as she asked, "How many months pregnant are you? You and your husband don't even know if it's a boy or a girl?"

"Well..."

The two exchanged a glance, and Youyou let out a long sigh before Xinling could ask any more questions.

Youyou looked sorrowful: "Actually, the baby is intersex, possessing two sets of reproductive systems."

"ah?!!"

Everyone present gasped in unison.

(End of this chapter)