Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 96 Exciting

Zhang Wei looked at Zi Qiao, who was staring blankly and trembling all over, and gently patted him on the shoulder: "Brother Zi Qiao, Yi Fei is still just a girl, no matter what. You don't need to be this scared, do you?"

"girl!

"Just that!"

Ziqiao's lips trembled with fear: "You probably didn't know Hu Yifei before, right?"

"Yes, we just met on the bus. I think she's quite gentle; she kept smiling at me on the bus."

"Whoever marries her will be very happy."

Zhang Wei sighed as he spoke, wishing Xiao Li could be like Yi Fei.

"Hehe..." Ziqiao never expected that he would feel a trace of sympathy for Zhang Wei, who had harmed him, when he was about to die. "I should record your words on my phone now, and play them on repeat in your ear 24 hours a day after you realize the true face of this female devil."

"Hopefully there will be a crack in the ground for you to crawl into, so you won't be too embarrassed."

Zhang Wei felt a little uneasy after hearing Zi Qiao's words: "What you're saying is way too exaggerated."

Ziqiao pushed away Zhang Wei's arm around his shoulder: "If you think I'm exaggerating, you can try pursuing her yourself and see if you're happy in your married life."

"If you dare to pursue her, I promise to forgive and forget all the past grievances, and I'll even teach you how to woo her step by step."

"So, how about it? Want to consider it?"

Zhang Wei found Zi Qiao's words increasingly unsettling, and he waved his hands repeatedly, saying, "No, I already have a girl I like. It's best to leave this kind of good thing to someone destined for me."

"That's such a pity." Ziqiao's face was full of regret.

"Let's go," Ziqiao sighed. "Anyway, I'm going to die sooner or later. If Yifei really comes after me, then I'll have a hard time even if I want to die."

Zhang Wei nodded, turned and walked downstairs, but Zi Qiao was nowhere to be seen.

He looked back and saw Ziqiao still standing there, stunned.

"Zhang Wei, can you help me up?"

"My legs are a little weak."

……

When Zhang Wei helped Zi Qiao downstairs, he saw Yi Fei sitting in her seat drinking a beverage, slapping the table, and quietly scolding Yao Yao and Qian Qian who were standing in front of her.

"Tell me, tell me, how many times have I reminded you during my anti-fraud class meetings that college students need to be more vigilant when they're out and about, not just about being scammed out of money, but also about being scammed sexually."

Yifei lowered her voice and roared, "When I held class meetings, none of you took it seriously. You were all looking down at your phones."

"Everyone thinks they're college students, cultured, educated, and intelligent, and that they can't fool themselves with this kind of thing."

"And now?"

Yifei took large gulps of her drink to calm her anger.

She had just woken up feeling refreshed after a long sleep, and then Nanfeng tricked her into coming here to watch a play.

I used to think that the cats in cat cafes had evolved to the point where they could be actors and star in cat movies.

It turned out that Ziqiao was using Zhanbo's name to deceive naive female college students!

What's worse is that the two female college students who were scammed were actually his own students!

If Yifei didn't at least know that this was a cat cafe and that it was inappropriate to make a lot of noise, her roars could probably be heard for miles around.

Yao Yao lowered her head, looking somewhat aggrieved: "Teacher Hu, this isn't our fault. It's all because of those scumbags who are so awful."

"Of course I know how awful scumbags are!"

Yifei sneered, "But there are so many bad people in this world, do you think I can kill them all one by one?"

"Even if I had the ability, killing bad guys wouldn't be illegal. But these days, bad guys don't have 'bad guy' written on their faces. How am I supposed to pick out these bad guys from billions of people in the world?"

"Of course I know that bad people should be punished, but I hope you can protect yourselves first."

Yao Yao wanted to argue, but Qian Qian gently tugged at her sleeve.

Qianqian lowered her head and said softly, "Teacher Hu, we know we were wrong..."

Seeing Qianqian's expression as if she was about to cry, Hu Yifei, despite being furious, felt too embarrassed to vent her anger.

Moreover, rather than venting his anger on the ignorant female college student, he should save some of his anger to teach the instigator who deserves to be taught a lesson.

Yifei shook her head, her tone softening slightly: "It's still the weekend, let's all calm down."

"Go back and think it over carefully. Come to my office on Monday when no one is around, and I'll talk to you in detail."

Yao Yao and Qian Qian had just breathed a sigh of relief when they heard Yi Fei say, "Also, thanks to the two of you, your class will have an extra anti-fraud class meeting next week, and we'll use your stories of being scammed as examples for the whole class."

"I'll tell the class monitor that anyone who looks down at their phone during class meetings this time will have to see who's harder, their phone or the desk!"

Qianqian and Yaoyao's faces were filled with mortal fear: "Teacher Hu, no!"

"Don't worry, I won't name names. I'll just say it's a girl in the class. There are so many girls in the class, as long as you keep your mouths shut, no one will guess it's the two of you."

"Thank you, Teacher Hu." Yao Yao and Qian Qian lowered their heads in shame.

Yifei waved her hand: "Alright, I've already paid your bill. Do you want to continue playing here?"

The two young girls shook their heads; in this situation, they had no interest in petting the cat anymore.

After thanking Yifei for paying the bill, they quickly left hand in hand.

Yifei took a big gulp of her drink and waved to Ziqiao, who was far away.

"Isn't this Zhanbo? Come here and let your big sister pamper you," Yifei said through gritted teeth.

Ziqiao subconsciously took a step back, but Zhang Wei pushed him forward again.

"Believe me, moving forward is much more useful than retreating right now."

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao took a deep breath and stepped forward like a warrior going to his death.

It wasn't that he trusted Zhang Wei's words, but Yi Fei was sitting not far from the door, not to mention Nan Feng, Yu Mo, Curry Sauce, and a few others were around.

This time, I truly have nowhere to escape.

"Yifei..."

"Call me 'sister'!"

"Sis..." Ziqiao said with a fawning smile, "Your shoulders must be really sore after a good night's sleep. Do you want me to give you a massage?"

Yifei nodded: "Okay, you can do it."

"Uh..." Seeing that Yifei agreed so readily, Ziqiao really didn't dare to make a move.

Last time, Teacher Zeng was tricked by Yifei in this way. First, she massaged his shoulders, then she pounded his legs, pounding all the way up from his calves.

Keep going up, up and up...

Then Yifei, citing his indecent behavior, rewarded him with a bullet.

"I always thought you were pretty manly, but now you can't even compare to Zeng Xiaoxian." Yifei's eyes were full of disdain. "Yesterday, Zeng Xiaoxian was able to do his magic and help you deal with your ex-girlfriends, but now you're afraid I'll use this opportunity to punish you if you ask me to massage your shoulders and legs."

That's because all my ex-girlfriends combined aren't as scary as you!

Zi Qiaoqian laughed and said, "Yifei, I'm afraid I might hurt you if I don't use my full strength."

Yifei grew increasingly disappointed: "You're still making excuses? Do you think anyone will believe your nonsense now?"

"Yifei, I... Oh dear, okay, okay." Ziqiao simply sat down opposite Yifei and said fearlessly, "I was wrong, I was wrong, okay?"

"I'll take the punishment. Just tell me what you want to do. I only have a little over 100 pounds of flesh, so you can do whatever you want with me."

"Very good, that's more like a man." Yifei squinted and stared intently at Ziqiao, like a hunter aiming at its prey.

Just as Ziqiao was feeling uneasy and terrified under Yifei's gaze, a single sentence from Yifei sent him sprawling to the ground.

"Lu Ziqiao, do you want to die?"

"No, it can't be that bad." Ziqiao hurriedly got up from the ground and looked at Yifei in disbelief. "I was just bored in the cat cafe, so I found two beautiful girls to chat with and relieve my boredom."

"Even if I was wrong, you didn't have to just euthanize me!"

"Stop talking nonsense, just tell me if you want to die or not." Yifei slammed her hand on the table angrily, this time with a little more force, startling everyone and every cat in the cat cafe.

"Excuse me, excuse me..." Yu Mo and Curry quickly apologized to the guests who were looking over.

"No, of course I don't want to. The fortune teller said I'll live to at least ninety-eight. I don't want to die young," Ziqiao said with a frightened expression.

Although reason told Ziqiao that Yifei would never really let him disappear, anyone would be afraid of this female martial arts master who could kick a chair leg away with one kick.

Moreover, Yifei would hold back even when using violence against others, but when it came to herself...

I guess he was just clinging to life.

Yifei sighed, "If you don't want to die, why do you insist on courting death?"

She tapped the table lightly and said in a heavy tone, "Do you know that when the four major factions surrounded Love Apartment yesterday, some of the radical girls brought real weapons?"

"Pepper spray and stun guns are just standard equipment. What's even more outrageous is that they also bring pepper spray, tear gas, and other random stuff."

"If these dangerous gadgets hadn't been confiscated by the other three factions, do you think you would have ended up in their hands?"

Yifei gritted her teeth and said, "Do you know how big a fuss it was yesterday? The residents' committee even called me and Nanfeng. It took me, Nanfeng, and Xiaoxian so much effort to get the residents' committee to stop interfering in your affairs. Otherwise, would you still be thinking about paying rent today?"

"They were kicked out a long time ago!"

Ziqiao suddenly turned to look at Nanfeng, who nodded gently: "We were all worried about your health, and we were planning to tell you all this after you recovered."

Yifei was furious: "What's the use of us worrying about him? He doesn't even worry about himself. He's only just recovered from his illness, and in the time it takes for Nanfeng to order something, he manages to trick Guangu into going out to pick up girls."

"Don't you dare tell me you're trying to help Guan Gu find inspiration. I'm not Nan Feng, I don't fall for that."

Hu Yifei questioned, "You used Zhanbo's name to pick up my students. Didn't you ever think about getting rid of them and then disappearing without a trace, leaving no trace of your accomplishments?"

"If this gets out, quite a few people at school know my brother's name is Lu Zhanbo. What will happen to Zhanbo? What will happen to me? What will the school think of me? Will I still have this job?"

Ziqiao said in a panic, "Yifei, I really didn't know they were your students."

If he had known they were Yifei's students, he definitely wouldn't have used Zhanbo's name to pick up girls.

[A counselor's younger brother allegedly seduced and abandoned a female college student in his class; the counselor is suspected of orchestrating the selection of a "concubine" for his brother.]

Once this gossip gets out, whether it's true or false, Yifei's job will definitely be affected.

Because someone has to be responsible for this, if Ziqiao runs away, then Yifei and Zhanbo will be the ones who suffer.

"Yifei, I was wrong, I was really wrong."

"Tell me, how exactly do you want to punish me to make you feel better? I'll accept anything."

Ziqiao finally realized the seriousness of his casual flings. If his premonition came true, he would feel like he was a terrible person.

He's a scumbag, but not so much as to ruin his friend's career just to pick up girls.

In the past, Zi Qiao was always alone, without friends or anything to worry about. He could use whatever name he wanted to use when picking up girls, and he could adopt whatever identity he wanted.

Anyway, you can't see just how unlucky the unfortunate person whose identity you've taken is.

Of course, the most important thing is that Ziqiao had always thought that even if his identity was stolen, everything would be resolved as long as the other party showed their face.

Little did he expect that, under certain circumstances, the impact of this kind of shell-like approach to picking up girls would be something that even the unlucky guy's explanation couldn't erase.

From now on, I'd rather make up a name than use someone else's identity to pick up girls.

Ziqiao was filled with regret when Yifei's next words completely threw him into a panic.

"Ziqiao, you shouldn't renew your lease after this month."

Ziqiao suddenly looked up, his once eloquent mouth now only opening and closing weakly, as if he had lost his speech.

He looked at Yifei, whose eyes held no anger, no contempt, only a disappointment as heavy as the night.

It was similar to the way Mika looked at me this morning.

"This decision is good for you and for us," Yifei said softly. "We're just your friends. Being a womanizer is really just a matter of personal morality. These days, scumbags don't break the law."

"Once you and Meijia are single again, we can't just confront you and teach you a lesson every time we see you picking up girls, like we're catching you in the act."

"In the end, you'll just be changing girlfriends more frequently. We can't stop you from dating just because you're a jerk. That would be too domineering."

Yifei sighed, "But even if you're a scumbag, you can't just push all the trouble onto us to solve for you. Yesterday, Xiaoxian helped you deal with your ex-girlfriends, and today, Nanfeng and Zhang Wei nipped the trouble you might have brought to Zhanbo and me in the bud."

"What about tomorrow? The day after tomorrow? The future?"

"We'll do our best to help you when you encounter problems in your life, but you're recklessly chasing after girls, so we can't keep cleaning up your messes all the time."

"Let's part ways amicably."

Yifei said this and walked out.

Ziqiao looked up at the others blankly, but in their eyes, he felt the same disappointment as Meijia and Yifei.

Yu Mo and Zhang Wei, who weren't very familiar with Zi Qiao, simply sighed at Zi Qiao and left with Yi Fei.

Curry Sauce looked at Zi Qiao, who seemed hesitant to speak, and finally said, "I'll try to persuade Sister Yi Fei again." Then she hurriedly ran towards the door.

Ziqiao covered her face, her voice filled with confusion and helplessness: "Nanfeng, didn't you say that as long as I sincerely apologized, everyone would forgive me?"

"Ziqiao, you have never sincerely apologized."

Your apology just now was only because you were scared and regretted it.

"Once you're no longer afraid and you no longer regret it, you'll still continue."

The sound of the south wind grew farther and farther away until the last sentence faintly drifted into Ziqiao's ears.

"Friends are never afraid to trouble each other, as long as the trouble is worth solving for you."

Ziqiao lowered his hand from his face, and there was no longer a familiar figure in front of him.

Because of her own willfulness, Mika declared that she would have nothing to do with him anymore.

Within twenty-four hours of being abandoned by Mika, he once again lost almost all of his friends because of his willfulness.

A dejected Ziqiao stared blankly at the water droplet in his hand and looked up at the sky.

Is it... raining?

……

"How was it? How was it? My acting wasn't bad, right?"

Standing at the entrance of the cat café, Yifei said smugly, "Especially that line, 'Let's part ways amicably,' isn't that powerful?"

Nanfeng gave Yifei a thumbs up and praised her softly.

"Wonderful."

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