Lao Tzu of the Great Antiquity is a Jade Rabbit / the Lao Tzu of Journey to the West is a Jade Rabbi

Mu Zha pointed at Qin Shou, looked at his crotch again, and said angrily, "What did you teach Xiao Liu, don't you know?"

Qin Shou touched his chin and said, "I don't know. Xiaoliu and I squatted here every day to fish for rabbits, and we didn't do anything? Oh, by the way, we also killed a dragon and benefited the common people. It's really worthless."

Seeing Qin Shou pretending to be stupid, Mu Zha stepped forward and said, "If you don't give me an explanation today, don't blame me, Wu Hook Shuangjian, for being ruthless!"

Qin Shou cut a voice: "If your third brother comes, Rabbit Master will snort, if it's just you. Hehe..."

Everyone knows that the three brothers Jin Zha, Mu Zha, and Nezha have a very general relationship. Especially after the consecration of gods, there were constant disputes between Buddhism and Taoism. In addition, Li Jing did not look down on Nezha, and the internal conflicts became more and more intense.Qin Shou took Nezha to disgust Mu Zha, and Mu Zha was naturally angrier. He pulled out his double hook and said, "You bunny is too hateful, eat my sword!"

Qin Shou laughed and said, "This is what you said!"

After speaking, Qin Shou rushed up, opened his mouth wide, and took a bite at that Wu hook!

click!

"You bastard, let go! It's broken!" Mu Zha looked at his Wu hook sword being bitten by Qin Shou, and was so distressed that he was about to cry.

collapse!

Wu Hookjian was stunned by Qin Shou biting off a piece, chewing on it, and said, "It tastes okay."

"You..." Mu Zha's eyes widened, and then he stomped his feet and said, "You bunny, wait for me!"

After that, Mu Zha is leaving!

Just then, a golden light came out!Mu Zha turned back, bang!

A white board was slapped on Mu Zha's head, and Mu Zha's eyes went black and he fainted.

Qin Shou carried Mu Zha and ran into the distant mountains.

"This dress is actually a magic weapon? Yes, keep it for sale. This belt is also a magic weapon, and it also has the function of a Xumi belt. Yes, yes, for Lulu

use.This hairpin can also be used as a hidden weapon, yes, for Lulu.This Wu hook sword?Forget it, it's all broken, I'll eat it for a while... Huh?Why does this jiji show signs of being roasted?Tsk tsk... Xiao Liu is really obedient, come back and reward me, hehe..." ..

Chapter 70 Perverted Thief

Qin Shou muttered for a long time, and after he left, Mu Zha woke up, only to feel that the sky was dark, the fragrance of herbs was all around, and a wind was blowing, Jiji was so cool!

Mu Zha looked down, started to do it, and started crying while holding her head. After crying for a while, she touched her waist, the belt was gone, she looked at the shoes, and there were no socks left.In the end, Mu Zha got up, set up auspicious clouds, and went straight to Xiliang City.After flying halfway, it turned back, and then flew to the sky again, but it flew for a while, then fell, and finally came to Xiliang City again.

The night is dark and windy, and it is the best time to steal things.

A naked and white figure rushed into a house in the city, looked left and right, no one was there, and clothes were still hanging in the yard.One jumped in, quickly grabbed the clothes and was about to leave.

At this moment, a loud shout came: "He Fang thief, even stealing underwear?!"

Then a fire soared into the sky, illuminating the yard as if it were daylight!

Mu Zha wanted to cry at that time. He only saw clothes in the yard, but he didn't see underwear!

Looking up, under the moon, on the roof, a bastard was standing there, holding a photocopying stone in his hand!

"I..." Mu Zha was already incoherent, even a fool knows that this is a pit!Or the kind with all kinds of hidden weapons under it!This dead rabbit is going to kill him!

At this moment, Qin Shou jumped down and said with a thief: "Oh, it turned out that Guanyin sat down, the golden boy among the golden boys and the jade girls, the second son of the King Tota, Lord Mu Zhamu! Tsk tsk, you What's wrong? It's hot, cool and cool?"

"Cool ass! Give me back my clothes!" Mu Zha grabbed Qin Shou's collar and yelled at Qin Shou, "This guy is so high up on him, he's not warning him that you can't afford to lose this." people?Mu Zha is indeed difficult to ride a tiger, if he is just an ordinary person or a monster, it would be shameful to be ashamed.But not now!He is embarrassed, then Guanyin Bodhisattva and Li Jing will be embarrassed!He can't afford to lose it!

Qin Shou laughed and said: "Don't say that, who am I? The Jade Rabbit of the past? The celestial beings with roots and red roots almost became the existence of angels! How could I take your clothes! Also, you can eat rice indiscriminately, You can't talk nonsense, there are thousands of spectators outside this wall... If Lord Rabbit is in a hurry, and they all come in to admire the stalwart Mu Zha, what should we do? Oh, I forgot to remind you, this is the daughter country, the pig capital No husband! The uglier among them, the more rude they are, and they will go up when they see a man. You should be clear about this, right?"

The more Qin Shou said, the greener Mu Zha's face became, but his eyes were about to burst into flames, but he couldn't beat him.In the end, Mu Zha swallowed the bad breath.

.Qin Shou could see clearly, and Mu Zha almost rolled his eyes...

In this regard, Qin Shou did not feel any guilt. Guanyin brought him down to the mortal world, and Li Jing contributed a lot.Avalokitesvara can understand Qin Shou's attack. After all, he once rejected Guanyin Bodhisattva and lost her face, and it is normal to be hacked.But what about Li Jing?It's nothing to do with him, but it's a bar!

Now that Mu Zha is dark, Qin Shou is equal to tidying up Guanyin and Li Jing together, and his heart is happy.

"Dead Rabbit, what do you want?" Mu Zha asked with tears in his eyes.

Qin Shou said, "Are there any other treasures?"

"Don't mention the baby to me! It's gone...all gone..." When Qin Shou's words hit the sore spot, Mu Zha cried on the spot.

Qin Shou coughed dryly and said, "Man, man, why are you crying? If it's gone, it's gone. I'll do it later. Let me know when it's done..."

"Go away!" Mu Zha scolded loudly, only an idiot would inform this bastard rabbit!

Qin Shou said: "If you don't have a baby, it won't be easy. Otherwise, I'll hand you over to the government. There are hundreds of beauties out there, and there are also women in our prisons. You won't suffer if you go in."

Mu Zha's legs trembled with fright. Now he has a very high status, and there are still many believers in the world. If he is caught naked, it is estimated that it will become a stain on his life. cast aside

,By the time…

Thinking about Mu Zha, she was afraid, Mu Zha almost looked at Qin Shou with pleading eyes and said, "Rabbit, what do you want, just say it directly!"

Qin Shou put away the photocopy stone, and then said: "It's nothing, nothing happened today. It's sunny and sunny. You take a shower and your clothes were stolen. It's that simple, isn't it?"

Mu Zha rolled his eyes, he was Mu Zha, he was a golden boy, he was an immortal, a Buddha child!Does he take a bath?Even if you take a shower, will your clothes be stolen?Although there is a lot of shit here, Mu Zha still accepts it.At the same time, he is also secretly proud: it seems that this rabbit still cares about my background!

Then, when Qin Shou took out two photocopying stones and handed them over to him, Mu Zha was overjoyed and thought, "Could it be that he secretly photographed this?"This silly rabbit, gave me the handle, and am I still afraid of him?When I leave, I will file a complaint with my father immediately!I want him to be unstoppable!

However, Qin Shou's words immediately knocked him out of the Yunxiao Palace and sent him to Abi Hell. Qin Shou said, "In this way, I have two photocopying stones that I just recorded. You can go back if you want. You can exchange them for the photocopying stones. First One, you can secretly take pictures of Bodhisattva, and the second one, you can secretly take pictures of your father. The other people haven’t thought about it yet, how about it? I’m going… Why did you kneel? I told you to supplement calcium since you were young, and you are deficient in calcium, right?”

Mu Zha was really frightened. Whether it was Bodhisattva or Li Jing, he didn't dare to take pictures!This is going to be discovered, and if you don't get killed, you will turn into a pig!

Mu Zha cried: "Rabbit, Lord Rabbit, please forgive me, I will